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>>769111083
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
live, glorious thread
nice!
I appreciate the existence of this thread
>>769114027
k
>>769111083
>tfw always wanted to suck a dick but never had the chance
not that I'm ugly I'm a decent looking guy but wyoming is like auschwitz for gays
So tell me.
submissive herms or dominant herms?
>>769119846
submissive
>>769119964
Patrician
>>769119846
Both, because why not? Don't have to be gay to want your girlfriend's huge dick in your ass
>>769120100
Well obviously.
But if you had to choose?
This thread is glorious, thanks so much everyone
>>769121027
Just remember, if you're going to have an equal partnership your girlfriend should fuck YOU once in a while
>>769121104
Amen to that
It can't die, the dicks must rise
Come on now, trying to vidya and can't babysit the thread forever
>>769123179
>>769123569
Same.
What vidya?
>>769123651
At the moment, old Spiderweb Software games... sitting next to my brother who's playing Titanfall 2. Digging and snagging an image when he's not looking. He's a 'tarded ponyfag but fur still isn't the kind of thing you tell people about
>>769123876
Speaking of such things... not so awful if you can momentarily ignore how awful fans of the show are
>>769124166
Then again, that applies to just about all 34. Anything is better when it becomes porn
Space goats and space herm jellyfish are close enough
>>769125404
Silly doorknockers, you don't belong on nipples
fapping to next
Maximum filesize can eat a dick
