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Enjoy your Poison /b/
>>769108232
What do you think ramen noodles are?
We live in a society
i dont get it
yeah and everyone who drinks water dies
we're here for a good time not a long time. ride choppers, chug dewskies, boink sloots, go fuck yourself
Don't tell me how to live
>>769108732
This poisoning treatable?
>>769108626
"sugar intake linked to diabetes" is like saying "driving a car linked to car accidents"
>>769108331
>give my plants bottled water
shiggydiggy
>>769108232
So what?
>>769108232
And they make you poop a lot.
>>769108369
ramen noodles are vegan idiot
>>769108232
why should this bother me? seem like they are using the whole animal. I can get behind that.
>>769108232
based vegan
>>769108232
Are there really people that don't know this? How is that possible?
Well I can understand children not knowing this, but surely passed the age of 13 or 14 people know this.
>>769108404
>hurdur i measure mass% of products by volume and arrange in the most confusing way i can think of.
There is without a doubt, a large amount of sugar in our daily intakes. However this kind of anti sugar propaganda is just so stupid.
So many memes. Not one citation. Seems about right.
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>>769108369
flour, water, egg and salt
>>769108404
Dude ketchup is almost all sugar. Whoever made this is extremely dumb.
we live in a time where shit like this is on /b/
Who the fuck is on here and why
>>769110329
there are vegan and non vegan ramen noodles
>>769110548
Some instagram vegan faggot
>>769110573
Shut the fuck up.
>>769110444
In fact ketchup has twice as much sugar as coke.
>>769109642
It helps dumb people visualize
what if I want to die faster to get out of this shithole
>>769108232
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
When you are too Emo for mainstream.
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>>769111503
Is that an A&W Teenburger?
>>769108331
Dude it’s just juice. Has vitamins and shit, plus sugar isn’t bad for you wtf
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>>769108232
you mean gelatin is bone marrow?
holy shit i had no idea
next youre gonna tell me corn dogs are meat
>>769108232
who cares? doesn't mean it doesn't taste good.
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>>769108331
Kikes did this
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>>769112090
Looks like a murder suicide to me. Case closed.
>>769109194
>ramen noodles are vegan
Kek
>>769112290
Ramen noodles are made of poodles.
>>769108936
by not eating shit containing aspartame, sugar may not be good but that cancerous (literally) piece of shit is on another level
>>769108232
>Wtf? what do u, say about of that, guys??!
>>769108232
All those cocks your sucking isn't healthy either you know.
>>769108732
the font alone makes me not believe this
>>769108404
Wtf i love sauce now
>>769108232
t.aussie vegan retard
>>769108331
Because humans are incapable of photosynthesis, you fucking brain-dead vegan?
Fortunally im vegan and i take 2/3 less sugar than you meatcucks. I will also live longer than you because i will never have cancer in my late 50's
>>769108331
its got what plants crave
>>769108732
>fibromyalgia
Yeah, that doesn't actually exist. What vegan, crossfit mommy-blogger is OP getting this shit from?
>>769108232
I just ate a large meat lovers pizza and washed it down with a 1L coke
MERICA!
>>769108232
good to see that they dont waste these animal parts.
>>769108404
who would press coke to cubes?
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>>769108232
Well you're just a faggot if you didn't know about it. Don't play the white knight kid.
>>769113591
this
time to upgrade to masterace meatbabs
How come Japanese eat candy but aren't fat fuck?
>>769108732
this image might be BS, but aspartame being literal poison is not.
It is some truly nasty shit, and is a seriously effective glutathione depleter. Glutathione, is important...
>>769114303
being thin =/= being healthy
So many sugar industry shills in this thread
>>769113591
One last trip... to Flavortown.
>>769108275
So much suger in that cow milk!!!
>>769115936
>drinking blood and pus
yikes
>>769108404
Gonna go drink me some pasta sauce from now on.
Bloody marys with basil and garlic sounds kinda appealing.
>>769115986
mmm delicious
>>769108331
Because I hate children.
>>769114485
He's asking why aren't they all fat.
Being thin or average sized doesn't automatically make you healthy but that's not what he's getting at.
>>769108232
Bones are good on protein so send em. Plus what do you think jello is made out of and they give it to people in hospitals. Sooo ya stfu idiot.
>>769108331
what is for poor people.
>>769110444
the one cube represents the tiny amount that is in the serving cup dumbass.
>>769108732
I have felt almost all these symptoms at some point and I avoid diet drinks like they're carrying the bubonic plague because they taste like shit compared to their full sugar counterparts.
>>769114378
Tell me more anon. my mother in law is a fucking moaning idiot that drinks diet coke and remains fat
>>769113591
You don't know you won't have cancer. Almost everything has been linked to cancer including just breathing if you live in certain parts of the world. And those disgusting parts of the world (China we're looking at you) are putting so much carcinogenic material into the air that it's affecting the rest of us too.
>>769109679
Saw the last line as “feeds Canada” and I was all “nooooo” but then I reread it and got a coke.
>>769116851
>Canada
Look up Canada
>>769116612
If she's fat she should drink water, period
Hell, everyone should just drink water
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>>769117788
And look up Candida it is a parasitic fungus
>>769108994
more like ' consistent, excessive and reckless speeding linked to accidents'
>>769111503
Who knew burgers were so fucking metal!
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>>769118901
You are not metal fuck off
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>>769118971
Look at this poser.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntxKRj9DRnc
>>769108732
my sides.
Not the only thing that goes into milk what about all the pain and suffering
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>>769118465
You finally get it.
Excessive, reckless intake of sugar linked to diabetes.
I for one welcome your kind reminder that sodas contain sugar. Next you should lobby that the same information is literally printed on every single can of soda sold in civilized society. So that every adult human can use their own intellect and freedom, to decide what they want to put into their body.
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
I'm certain you wouldn't do something ridiculous like call for banning a food item, just because a minority of people eat too much, and develop health problems? I mean, it would be like suggesting that normal people are too stupid to make their own decisions? Like if they were children?
>>769119099
Not you dummy no one will care for (YOU) in RETURN :)
>>769119297
Hey take NPR out of that meme :(
>>769108331
Implying we have nigger children
Must be absolutely fucking miserable being a vegan, spending literally every waking hour crying in tears and wasting their entire lives trying to frighten people into joining their little crusade. I just do not give a flying fuck about the animals I eat, I don't give a fuck if they feel pain, are scared right before they die, if they feel pain, happiness, sadness etc. You vegan cucks try to scare people with the "m-muh milk has p-p-pus in it" yet you GUZZLE cum from stranger's cocks... LOL plants are living things too, but you can eat those because they're not cute and fluffy. Come back when you're eating nothing but dirt and we'll have a discussion on morality.
>>769111803
It's not marrow you pompous idiot.
>>769108232
eat bones or get boneitis op.
>>769119804
>there's welsh gentleman's ass fudge as well
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>>769119210
Except most people are too fucking dumb to know what any of the numbers on a nutrition label actually mean, or the best intake of those things.
On average, how many people do you think know about the glycemic index, or how to adjust the ratios for a diet more than 2000 calories?
>>769108232
>Implying I would eat that
Come back to /fit/ with me and discuss there
Ey guys, OP's got a real point y'know, we really ought stop eating like this.
>>769120318
Are you saying your superior intellect puts you above average person?
Should you have the authority to decide what is right and what is wrong?
Because all this seems like an elaborate attempt at executing power power over unwilling subjects.
Face it. You want to /prevent/ people from drinking soda. You want o /control/ people. You want /power/ over others. You are a fucking fascist.
>>769120604
No I'm not saying any of that, and I didn't realize this was a troll thread.
Basically people are dumb, and they need to be educated.
That's about it.
>>769120434
Ok will do
>>769109710
it's just like any drug basically but it's like the most shit tier drug ever, I think overly sweet stuff is gross, I can't even eat a full chocolate bar
>>769120693
Cool. Mission successful. You've educated us all.
/thread
>>769120834
Clearly it failed, because I was trying to open up your closed mind
>>769121039
Wait? How? My closed mind cannot possibly understand that there is nutritional information on the side of each can of coke?
Are you saying I too, am so dumb I don't know how to interpret it?
You are a great teacher!
>>769109991
Kek
>>769108232
Looks delicious.
>>769121244
I think you're the one who thinks they have the superior intellect, and that's why you look into details that don't actually exist.
>>769121359
Looking into details that don't exist?
What details?
What the hell are you talking about?
You should lay off the white stuff. It makes you ramble nonsense.
>>769108732
This shit I can confirm.
I used to do those bottle water packets. Those little sugar free powdered singles you put in your bottled water(crystal like etc). They have aspartame. When I decided to cut out soda I drank only them. After about a week of drinking several bottles a day I started noticing a shit ton of fatigue and headaches. My reaction was to drink more. I ended up getting some depression too. I found out online it was the aspartame and haven't touched them sense. The symptoms went away after about a day.
>>769121450
No the white stuff makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
>>769108275
Sugar is one of our major sources of energy. This is false.
>>769108232
Yeah, that's what gelatin usually consists of. So do soaps, but they are usually just fats and oils. Do you not want us bathe, either?
>>769108232
I most defenetly will!
