Hello /b/. I'm a total failure. A kissless virgin with no skill or talent and no redeeming qualities. Suicide crosses my mind often. I feel like shit. Give me attention it would temporarily make me feel better
Tits or kys
Pic related?
>>769104277
Is that you on that pic
>>769104220
Hello anon...
Welcome to your tape
So suicide crosses you mind and now your neck? You are a fagot
>>769104322
Don't kys anon, but still tits pls
>>769104322
this guy gets it
>>769104328
Yeah because a clearly insecure girl with low self esteem is gonna upload a pic on 4chan...
Chat with me if you'd like
Avguy133 on kik
>>769104523
I'd call you out for preying on vulnerable women, but then I remembered I'm on /b
Instructions for you
First post tits
Next comit it
Or you a enormus fag
We need your tits, then you suicide and get rekt
>>769104220
>no skill
that's obvious or you wouldnt be bothering us with this shit and instead be asking for help on /adv/
fuck off
>>769104220
>Hello /b/. I'm a total failure. A kissless virgin with no skill or talent and no redeeming qualities. Suicide crosses my mind often. I feel like shit. Give me attention it would temporarily make me feel better
Also timestamp
>>769104220
Are you related to Rami Malek?
I'll kill my self on stream tomorrow with a vibrator in my pussy. I'll livestream it for you on mfc. I hope you enjoy my final moments b
Let's see timestamped tits. That's a skill you can develop. Write on them, take a picture of them and upload it to us. Unskilled? No more, champ!
>>769104733
waste of a cute face but i'd tune in
>>769104733
I never heared a beter pourpose thanks
>>769104733
false promises, that's all I need :(
>>769104733
Timestap please. Dont kill yourself, we can chat if you need it
>>769104220
If you hate your life, make it better.
>>769104220
if that's actually you in the pic i find it very hard to believe that you're a kissless virgin
>>769104220
Start doing fun drugs like mdma and acid, then if u still feel depressed after a few years kill yourself with heroin. At least you'll die feeling really good.
>>769104523
Why don't you have a seat over there?
If it makes you feel better, I saved both of your pics. I don’t know how any man could resist you!
>>769104220
> Female
> Kissless Virgin
Pick one
>>769104733
I would marry a beautiful girl like her.
>>769104220
There is no way you are a kissless virgin
>>769105271
>>769105133
Trust me. I realize im not horrendously ugly but my average looks is literally where the pros end. Ive never even been asked on a date.
>>769105472
well, consider this me asking you on a date then
Stop replying to bait threads jackasses
>>769105472
I can ask You now if You want!
Believe in Yourself and remember that most attractive girls are most lonely, cause Noone is brave enough or even think he could compare to them.
>>769105472
Put yourself more out there
>>769105582
I cant because its not
do a nazi salute
fake thread is fake
>>769105591
> tfw you fall for the b8
>>769105472
Instead of asking you on a date like a normie, how about a better idea... Will you please bang me?
>>769104733
Don't kys, you're beautiful.
>>769105472
If that's really you, just approach a guy. They'll respond, you are cute. Lot of guys just don't like approaching women in this day and age, for fear of either being rejected or having them scream rape or some such. Suicide is not the option to take.
>>769105682
>>769105593
I'll do you both better
Tits or gtfo
>>769105593
This is the most beta and retarded thing I've read this week
>>769104220
You're just upset because your precious was thrown into the fires of Mount Doom.
>>769105472
TITS or GTFO
jesus christ, you fucking losers.
>>769105593
Cuck detected.
>>769105943
Please Clap
>>769104733
On the off chance that this is serious: Please don’t do it. You’ve got too many potential life experiences ahead of you to give up now. There is so much that you haven’t had time to learn about the world and about yourself. Too many joyful moments to be had with friends and family. Too many moments where you could feel proud of yourself. All of those attributes you listed don’t have to define you for the rest of your life. It’s in your power to change them. And life is too short and finite as it is. Don’t give up. If needed, seek help. I speak from experience, both with regards to myself and family whom have dealt with suicidal thoughts.
>>769106206
Literally none of that matters if i'm dead
>>769106318
tits or leave.
>>769104220
Become trap and suck cock faggot
What else are you good for
>>769106494
You can leave if you don't like it
OP, me and u, we may be different, but theres no reason to kys. Dont let suicide kill you. I know how it feels. My life got irreversably ruined a month ago. Its not any romance or someone dying typa stuff. Very serious. I decided im not gonna give up just yet and neither should you OP. I dont have any social media but if u want ill talk on here
ITT: One anon LARPs as a depressed girl and the rest of the anons in this thread show their true, soul crushing virginity, because despite KNOWING that OP is actually a dude, you're so desperate for the thought of having someone in your lives that you'll tell yourself maybe, just maybe there is a chance it's a girl behind that screen.
But it's not.
>>769106548
you can eat a chewy dick, you boring useless cunt
>>769106318
Well since you're here begging for attention, I'm gonna extend an olive branch and say you're not actually gonna kill yourself, you just like it when people tell you not to give up and that you're attractive, so you can continue to reject their appeals and do the typical female in denial thing you all love to do. Furthermore, I doubt this is the first time you've done this, as my fellow /b users said TITS OR GTFO
>>769106206
Cringe
>>769106318
This is exactly what an attention whore would reply
Tits or gtfo, cunt
Tits, please.
>>769106318
Hmph Baka
what do you think you are doing ;w;
Nee i'll tell you what, do you have steam?
I'll talk to you every second ^3^
>>769104733
Have you read Jordan Peterson's book?
If not I'll gladly give you my audible copy.
But seriously you're clearly young and you have alot of life ahead of you, and if it makes you feel any better you look alot like a girl I used to date, to answer if anyone would ask you out.
>>769104220
If you want to useful suck everyone's cock across America
>>769106578
wow
>>769106630
Kys white night faggot
OP Tits or GTFO
>>769106578
i didn't come here to feel, i came here to pretend
why do you have to hurt me
>>769106578
they are too stoop to recognize that the two photos have different shirts
>>769104220
Get a gun and go on a shooting rampage like any other self respecting incel. If you gonna kill yourself then you might as well vent your frustrations and get some sweet revenge at the same time
When is she gonna post tits?
I live in montreal. If anyone wants my body they can use it.
Email me at [email protected]
>>769106854
holy shit... that's what.. a sunburn in the middle of night in under 5 min? that's impressive
>>769106854
Just post your naked tits and end yourself already
do a nazi salute
>3 pictures
>3 different shirts
>has sunburn in 1
/b/ still thinks tits are on the way
>>769106951
or...ya know...tan lines
>>769106854
let's see those tits
>>769106578
Unironically this
>>769107013
aye.. tan lines that weren't there in the first pic.
>>769106578
include me in the screencap, thanks
>>769104220
Sorry your feeling down femanon but may I remind you that the unwritten rule is TITS OR GTFO!
No homo you can suck my dick bro
>>769106854
Where did the Tan lines and bra come from so quickly?
>>769104220
If you put on a skirt and some makeup, I'll give you a kiss anon.
>>769106854
Hips/butt next plz
>>769104220
More pics of this girl? I think I know her.
>>769106578
Kek made my day
>>769104733
Not worth it
>>769106854
fake
Guys, it's simple logic: either op is lying in which case deserves to be ridiculed or of is telling the truth in which case telling her not to kys isn't anything she hasn't heard before so you might as well ridicule her because some arbitrary arrangement of words aren't magically going to change anything and if she's coming to /b/ then she must be expecting it. She would have to want to live herself
>>769104733
OP might be a troll, but I just lost my dad and my brother within a month due to random circumstances. It sucks. Please don’t put anyone through that loss. If you need help please talk to someone
>>769106578
the old larp as a suicide girl thread, a classic parlor trick
Op dubs and you kys right now
Say, I'm kinda hungry for some pizza. Does anyone have some they can share?
>>769107923
Thread killer, also rolling trips to have OP post nudes so I can admire her body
>>769108233
Well dubs gotta count for something in this world
roll
>>769104220
>Before you kill yourself, post pics of your penis
GTFO or tits
>see what I did there?
>>769108466
My mother always said I was a master baiter...
on the offchance that this is real, please don't do it. you're so young and you still have so much potential to live a meaningful life. i'm also un montrealais, give this local support group a call if you want someone real to talk to ---(514) 723-4000----. I will also be here if you wanna just chat.
>>769108665
someone call this number
>>769104220
All your problems would literally be solved by going to a bar and fuck anything willing at last call. Maybe you get lucky dude or chick isnt hideous full of regret and somewhat sensible help ya get on the right track. Killing yourself is a waste honestly change the way you live . Go homeless don't matter just take your time dying its coming anyway just chill see what happens in between then cuz what ever it is better then whatever death is.
>>769108665
I saw the phone number first, and for a moment I thought you were stupid enough to give out your dox.
>>769104220
heads up anon
I have been in your situation.
I hope you find the strength to improve your life.
>>769106206
Fadget don't say that, being dead is a lot better
>>769106318
True!
>>769106854
Ay another Canuck
>>769104220
That woman isn’t you, is she?
>>769104220
I searched the image on Google and found the keyword “girl”. That was lazy.
>>769109247
It was pretty low effort/unoriginal bait to begin with
what if OP is actually a guy having these issues, but thinks that we will only listen if we think he is a she?
>>769109455
I'd still support the suicide option
>>769109419
I wouldn’t disagree with you
>>769109455
But vibrator in pussy?????
>>769109707
for keks
>>769109707
He really wanted our attention
whomever b the fé male is cute and a good 8/11 but this guy prob suki dikdik
>>769109803
I hope he (?) works his shit out then
>>769109791
I suppose if he’s suicidal, he’d want a few last laughs...
>>769109937
Don't we all?
>>769109901
I don't
>>769105271
yes way luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
OP, even if you're a dude, call this montreal number in the morning. (514) 723-4000.
email me [email protected] if you want to chat.
hhhhhuhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhuhhhb def gay cuze got the addressof emAIL and dont be a snail so rrrun
