Ask someone who has been working at Wal-Mart for over a decade anything!!!!
No. Your life sucks. You're to scared to change anything because you think not having a ged ,this is your best job opportunity because you won't leave your shit town . Nothing that interesting ever happens at your store. You work several hours for free but you've accepted your slavery. Your demoralized an depressed. Now fuck off /thread
>>769096065
whats the most expensive thing you're stolen
>>769096065
How long have you been working at walmart?
>>769096065
Have you been working at walmart?
>>769096065
Has it been a decade since you started working at walmart?
If you go to PornHub, type Blowjob in Walmart, there's a really hot video you should check out by user Showheroff69
>>769096606
>>769096065
Am i walmart?
>>769096526
>>769096543
>>769096572
>>769096606
>>769096651
>>769096699
What the fuck guys.
Is this what we really have turned into.
Do you work at walmart?
>>769096401
Last time on Dragon Ball Z
>>769096452
I am not a thief.
>>769096526
>>769096543
14 years
>>769096572
Over.
>>769096606
I thought we were all on Novak?
>>769096699
You tell me. I'm not omnipresent.
Why do you suppress the huffington post?
Why do you block canorml.org?
What is the agenda behind your internet censorship?
>>769096065
Part of me really, really hopes that you're the same guy who made this same thread last night and the night before. I don't want this to be pasta.
>>769096065
What gets you out of bed in the morning with such a pitiful existence?
>>769096065
How are you still eating lunch alone after a decade?
>>769096969
Nice digits. I'm not sure you confusing with somebody else, but I advocate for free speech. I'm not some communist now
>>769097071
Nope, it's me every night in this thread
>>769097109
Having bills to pay
>>769097133
Not many white people around here to have meaningful conversations with
>>769097071
Dude I reallllllyyy think it is.
I normally don't want to make people off themselves but this dude is fucking hopeless. Completely lacking ambition. I pity him by now.
>>769096065
You ever get your dick out near workers or customers?
>>769097321
Can we get a timestamp?
>>769096401
Projecting hard
>>769097414
Now with timestamp
What's the worst thing you've ever seen?
>>769097602
This gives me hope for a better future.
>>769096065
How many walls do you sell per day?
>>769097723
Seeing the droves of third world is come in and spending my tax dollars via EBT
>>769097726
At least I could do something for somebody in this very short life
>>769097743
I wish I could sell the wall to the southern border.
Why aren't you sitting with the minorities? Are you racist?
>>769098398
I don't speak French or whatever West African click tongue language they speak
I told you once before OP this is an incredibly boring thread. Why do you keep making it
>>769096869
I am ten year old walmart
>>769096065
why is erry walmart employee a fat nigger?
When i go to walmart i look for you
Have you ever fought the deadites?
>>769098584
Why can't racist spell every?
What will you do when your job is automated by a hunk of steel with more of a personality than you?
>>769098584
Your tax dollars at work
>>769098546
Damn I didn't expect building to come sentient for at least a few more years
>>769098704
Please do continue to shop at Walmart so you can help me increase my quarterly $200 bonus.
>>769098798
Sorry, I haven't
>>769098972
Probably kill myself because Ubi is a horseshit concept
>>769096065
Why do you hate yourself that much?
Are you constantly fucking beautiful women?
Are you one of those employees who thinks he needs extra breaks because you smoke?
>>769099248
No, because I have low sexual market value
>>769099060
Consistently getting fucked over my formative years. Demoralisation gets in the way of my dreams now, if I even had any
>>769099487
My parents were each 3 pack a day smoker. I'm not sure how they got work done at all.
Which antidepressants have you found to be ineffective to maintain this lifestyle?
Are you QAnon?
>>769096065Which Walmart do you work at. A cali one?
>>769096065
why are you so poor?
>>769099705
That would imply I've been to a physician, which I haven't been to since I was at least 18, it's been 20 years at this point.
>>769099946
No, but would be nice to have some sort of notoriety
>>769096065
are you one of the 20 managers?
Have you filed for disability and been denied?
>>769099997
No, I'm definitely not in California. Just somewhere and formally white part of the Northeast
>>769100030
Bills and poor money management
>>769096065
Why are on /b/ Luis?
>>769100095
There are no promotions on the shift.
>>769100115
I've read the Uncle Remus guide to no work, and now I have to be a real piece of work to actually qualify for that. I would have to be a dedicated method actor to get the benefits, but I'm not ready to actually go through with anything like that
Is the tread on your tires unevenly worn? Are your pushing 10000 miles since your last oil change?
Are you blowing massive vape clouds while typing your responses? Have any impressed you this evening?
>>769100240
14 years and no manager position? talk about spinning your knee caps
Are you convinced marijuana is the only thing helping your crippling anxiety?
>>769100437
I don't have a vehicle to worry about that
>>769100688
I've never smoked, so vaping really wouldn't be for me
>>769100758
I know right.
>>769100842
Absolutely
Are you the same one who made one of these threads a while back and posted the sad pics of workers in the break room?
How steady are your hours?
Is it true that they dick employees around when it comes to being paid?
Which state are you in?
Did you ever get a pet thinking this will really boost my morale only to get rid of it once you found out how much effort it takes to care for another living being?
Do you enjoy your job? Because I mean, if you enjoy your job then you do you but if you don't then I bet it's miserable.
Do you like a firm or soft mattress? Is it on the floor?
Is it true what Nietzsche said about god being dead?
>>769096065
Hello. Where can i find flashlights?
Did the recent windows 10 update fuck up your frame rate in WoW?
Get back here and answer our questions, nigger.
What is something you really enjoy but cant pursue because of, ya know, the money stuff?
Have you lost friends over your stance on vinyl being the best audio format?
Can you tell me how to find the electronics section?
Have you stopped responding because you are in fact Luis?
Even though I am wealthy i will go through the self registers so i can steal easier
Tell me where the restroom is Walmart. Banos? Speako English?
>>769101071
40 hours a week. I work 5 to 7 hours a week for free because there's just too much to do here and they refuse to hire anyone. I live in the vacationland state of Maine.
>>769101188
I never owned a pet while I was growing up
>>769101428
I think having a warm place to sleep is more imperative. And this is coming from somebody who was homeless for a number of years.
>>769101337
At this point, it's just a necessary evil
>>769101568
I'll have to get an audiobook version of that writing as your humble correspondent here has never been able to read a single book before.
>>769101650
Use the Walmart app to help you navigate to the store!
>>769101673
Never played World of Warcraft
>>769101711
Doing it now!
>>769101900
Raising orphaned bear cubs. In years past I probably would have said either a bar or LAN Cafe
>>769102004
I've lost perceived friends due to the fact that I advocate free market Healthcare and education which in turn I'm being called a nazi
>>769102122
Consult the store map at the front of the store!
>>769102128
No, I'm not Louie
Not OP but i work at walmart aswell, ama
>>769102469
>I work 5 to 7 hours a week for free because there's just too much to do here and they refuse to hire anyone
Damn that's harsh.
Does Maine know you are living there?
>>769102775
Goddamn yellow vest? Boy do I feel bad for you.
>>769102799
Of course they do
Have you ever gone to the top of Mount Katahdin and thought about how wrong it is to be gay?
>>769096065
What do you plan on doing to prevent another decade of Walmart inprisoment from happening?
>>769096065
Ever actually worked at walmart, or do you just stand around being rude to the customers
>>769102775
>proud
Does the appalachian trail evoke unreasonable emotions in anyone you know?
>>769103180
i dont make the vests i just wear em
>>769096065
this is literally the retirement job I dream of all day... I make 6 figures right now and am on pace to retire at 60 or just a hair before... And the day I do I'm headed right to walmart to fill out a job application... Can't wait for a job where when you punch out, your day is over... just some sweet menial labor...
>>769103230
Draw “un” in front of proud.
Do you remember the Asian actor saying graboids?
>>769103354
i need my job, sorry
maybe when i quit
Is serena Williams marriage kinda odd?
>>769103445
i think her face is kinda odd but the marriage is ok ig
>>769103257
Literally THE retirement job you dream of all day. You aim extraordinarily high!
>>769103257
You get it. I am in the same boat. Looking at early retirement at 47. Gonna retire and grab a labor job at a golf course nearby. Something laid back, zero stress.
Going to high school seems kinda scary these days with all those guns, doesnt it?
OP post picture of your hottest female coworker
>>769103694
not really, you gotta be a pussy to die from a gun
>>769103584
When you have a high stress, and tons of responsibilities in your job it makes sense. I understand his thought process.
>>769096065
have you told your parents yet that you're gay?
hows your job treating you btw?
Do you relate to the music of nirvana?
Why do you cling to your faith?
Are you a hugger or a handshaker?
What are your preferred Great Value products?
>>769096065
where can i find plungers and lube?
>>769104503
up your ass. duh
Looks like OP is fuckin dead so ill take over ig
>>769102775 i'm this retard
>>769104075
my parents know im a fag, job's going fine, no real complaints other than a new scheduling system fucking everyone out of hours
>>769104222
use to but i'm not an edgy teenager anymore
>>769104327
i only have faith that one day ill finally be happy
>>769104375
handshaker to everyone but family
>>769104485
honestly most are pretty good, stray from fish
>>769104503
shoes
Do you prefer writing in cursive?
>>769104554
do you actually get to save up some money? are you like a manager or atleast a super?
Do you believe Vice is the only legit news source?
>>769104646
neither actually, yellow vest is for being a self-checkout host, there's a blue one in the pic aswell
so nope, but that's mostly because i suck with money
>>769104659
they make interesting little docu's but other than that no
>>769104752
bro. you should automate your savings man.
like every week, you should save atleast 25 bucks.
>>769104830
walmart has an automated savings system where i can deposit some of my check into an account, and the'll match it
i should get on that
>>769096065
Is there a big black cock department in your Walmart?
Can i stop asking you questions?
>>769096065
has anyone ever taken a shit in one of the dressing rooms
You still being paid minimum wage?
I'm gay but walmart hasnt hired me yet. What the hell?
>>769104961
yes, it's the finance department
>>769104964
if you want
>>769105054
not to my knowledge but i hope so
>>769105110
not for my area
>>769105135
stop being so black and maybe people wouldnt hate you
>>769096065
ever see someone shop lift?
>>769105249
yes, more than once
>>769103052
Not much of a hiker unfortunately
>>769103104
There is nothing to be done about it.
>>769103149
The store is closed most of the night.
>>769103180
I find it bizzare that an article of clothing signifies my loyalty to a multinational corporation
>>769103188
I'm no where near Appalachia.
>>769103257
It's a bit more nuanced than that I would be sure.
>>769103381
I don't.
>>769103445
I don't know anything about that.
>>769103694
Dont send your kids to public school
>>769103769
Doensnt exist. It's called "beauty sleep" for a reason. No one I work with is above a 2.
>>769104075
100%hetero
>>769104964
I don't know, I'm still employed.
>>769104222
I don't.
>>769104327
I'm secular. Can't larp yet.
>>769104375
Handshaker
>>769104503
Open the Wal-Mart app to find what you need!
>>769104554
Thanks for taking over while I was busy.
>>769104565
It's a dying art I'd love to get good at.
>>769104646
I have no savings. No. I am just and hourly associate.
>>769104659
/pol/ is the only legit news source.
>>769104830
Then some thing comes up and that $25 is forever lost.
>>769105399
tf were you
>>769096699
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument
>>769105597
Doing actual work
>>769105399
What is printed on that vest/shackle is to keep you subordinated. So you are obedient. Know your place. Nothing wrong with pride, in yourself. Not controlled by your “employer”.
>>769105918
i mean alright
i can quit at any time, and they dont treat us like absolute dogs so you can believe what you want
>>769096065
At what point in life did you realise "Oh shit, I've really fucked it all up haven't I?"
>>769096065
>this is a glitchy, or what?
>>769099043
>200$ bonus
>taxed at 40%
Nice 120$ payout lol
>>769106308
When my family ended up homeless
>>769106608
I don't get the meme, unfortunately
>>769106751
Yeah it's a black pill
>>769106909
Wow, I was just trying to make a joke and you throw that depressing shit at me, jesus fucking christ dude LOL
>>769107032
Just giving you an honest answer from an honest question
>>769106909
I have a friend who worked there right after high school and only recently got fired for "calling out" too much. Does it happen often?