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I haven't left my house for 7 months, ask me anything.
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>>769091872
Dont like fast food?
Thats the main reason i go out.
otherwise i just get food delivered from amazon.
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>>769092573
90% of my food consists of cheap canned kidney beans.
I've brought them back then in massive numbers. Only 20cent pro can.
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>>769092874
Damn your house must be like a gas chamber
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>>769092933
Well, most of the (few) visiting people, which are mostly close relatives say, that the smell is quite strong.
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>>769092874
BS everything you say until you show some fucking proof you hermit ass nigga
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>>769093105
Then just call it bullshit iam too lazy to deliver any proof at all, 'cause iam a massive faggot.
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How do you even have a house??
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>>769091872
I'd rather stay in my room than going homeless.
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what was the reason you left the house 7 months ago?
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>>769093105
This
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>>769091872
Why?
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>>769093547
My parents gave me the house, so i could rase a family there. I'am the total owner and i'am on wellfare.
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>>769093599
I had to visit the school. And i had a lesbian friend, who was the nicest, most beautiful and intelligent person i've ever saw.
She looked a lot like pic related
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What do you do on a normal weekday?
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>>769091872
hermit ass fuck nigga
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>>769093061
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>>769093650
I have no friends. I have no reason to leave my property, my relatives (my mother for the most part) take care of me and my house and sometimes bring fresh frood.
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>>769092874
post photo of bean cupboard
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>>769091872
Do you have agoraphobia? I fear going outside because I might lose my shit because sometimes it hits me that everything's in my head and none of it is real.
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>>769094051
History and other stuff normal people are not interested in.
I'am listening to french radio and other foreign radios. Iam currently trying to achieve quite a knowlege about swedish, czech and turkish. And i already fluent in English and know french, Spanish and some italian.
If i have achieved this goal i'll leave my house and seek out my lesbian ex-friend to say that i learned all these languages just for her, in hope that she could forgive me.
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How the fuck do shitheads like you get welfare, and people who worked all their lives until they are to old and broken, but not old enough to go on SS get denied? Who the fuck is the one making this decision? Shit is fucked
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>>769094770
>Being this retarded not to understand that most people on welfare actually worked and paid taxes.
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>>769091872
>I haven't left my house for 7 months

And? There's nothing wrong with it. I'm in my second year of not leaving my apartment.

There's literally nothing positive about leaving your home. Want to get stabbed? Leave home. Want to get run over by a madman? Leave home. Want to get robbed? Leave home.

Literally 0 reasons to leave home.
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>>769094408
It's not that iam afraid of going outside, it's more that i don't have motivation to do it alone.
Back then i still had my brother and my lesbian friend. My brother took me to fun festivals and i went at weekends to my lesbian girlfriend
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>>769094991
Sorry, i've meant.
"My lesbian friend"
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>>769094991
Oh I totally get you. I myself lack motivation too without anyone getting me out. I've lost the motivation long time ago and I have no idea why. Shit's why I drink all the time.
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>>769094851
Don’t give me that most bullshit. I can’t count the number of people I have met in real life that have been on welfare since they were old enough to draw it. And my point is more towards did this guy ever contribute? Has he ever worked a day in his life? Or has everything always been given to him, and all he ever achieved with these gifts is to sit on his fat ass and learn to loathe his exsistance.
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>>769091872
Same here not since going out to Steak n Shake for my birthday. Fuck the outside
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>>769091872
2 years now.
Living the life man.
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>>769095101
Salty bitch
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>>769095101
SNAP for example has work requirement. And I know someone who had welfare for one year and that was it. Here in this state it was limited for one year. Fraud is the only way you can do it if you're that smart enough.
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>>769093994
What happened to her?
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dont you have to visit the welfare office? I would get nothing if I dont go there atleast once a month
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>>769094954
I like to go meet people, and make friends, and occasionally get laid. Also, I love nature. Plants are awesome
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>>769095101
You have to have a disability. I myself have anxiety but i could get a job just would rather you work instead of me. I dont make much off welfare but i get food from pantries. And disposable income from selling weed n acid and bitcoins. I literally spend about 14 hours asleep. 8 hours watching anime or video games and 2 getting high.

Dont be jelly you want to be played
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>>769095402
>Waiting to see him getting triggered by your post. KEK.
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>>769095236
She had a girlfriend, she said that i'am one of her best friends. But she was jus too beautiful, cute and pretty. She had red hairs and liked anime and acted like a cute anime girl.
I couldn't hold myself back and made advances on her. Cuddling from behind, kissing her hand, patting her cute head. She was like an angel send by God, making cute sounds. Eventually, after an another advance of mine, she tried to choke me with one hand, but i couldn't understand the situation and thought she would finally let me do her.
After 2 Days she texted me, that i should myself keep away from her. That she was scared.
I had a mental breakdown and had some hard months after that.
And then my brother was struck by depression and is apathetic.
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Is your name Hunter?
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No questions here. I haven't left my apartment in 2 years. Not even to the balcony, I just open the doors to air the apartment but never step out.
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>>769096077
No.
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>>769095893
Anon I’m sorry to hear that but you gotta move on pal. Don’t learn languages for her, you need to leave your house and interact in the real world so you can find another red head cutie. Good luck
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>>769096078
Why? What do you do?
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>>769095287
>I like to go meet people, and make friends, and occasionally get laid. Also, I love nature. Plants are awesome

You have internet and probably a headset, get a VR if you absolutely must. Getting laid? You can just get a vibrator or a portapussy. If you want to grow plants you can do that indoor, just order home some dirt and a plant lamp
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>>769095200
Not sure if salty, I just can’t understand how someone can submit themselves to living off of the governmental scraps taken from society if they are capable of working. How could you not want to make something out of your life, to want more than to barely scrap by and achieve nothing of merit?
>>769095218
Maybe cause I’m in Commiefornia, people make a career out of welfare here.
>>769095402
If you have an honest disability, then I understand and support that. What bothers me is someone that is capable of contributing, and taking the “easy” way out. You could make a life for yourself, something to be proud of. Instead you choose to be a parasite, feeding off of the charity of society. Anxiety is a real thing, and it’s a motherfucker. Working through it and finding a way to overcome it is a life worthy goal. I’ve know people that get disability from the government for Anger Management issues, that’s bullshit. Have you considered how your world would come crashing down the moment people stopped enabling your lifestyle? I work so I can stand in my own, nobody is helping me, I have made it where I am on my own achievements. Taking from others to live a life dominated by fear is not something I would ever want.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=suihpY-gSu4
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>>769096196
I can't deal with people. Like, it's actual hell for me to even think to deal with anyone. The only person I can deal with (and only in short amounts of time) is my sister. My head is fucked up because of my childhood, and I rather just be by myself.

I have everything delivered to my door, I tell my sister when I order stuff and she comes to visit the day it's supposed to be delivered so she receives it. If not, I leave a note asking the people to just knock three times and then leave the stuff there and go away (If I need to pay in cash, I wait until they knock and slip the monet under the door).
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>>769097456
You have social anxiety. And also you sound like Mr. Monk's brother. LOL. I understand how you feel. I used to be comfortable in malls back in the 80's but nowadays? Forget it especially around the holidays.
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>>769097662
you have crippling social anxiety, go see a therapist to increase quality of life significantly
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>>769092933
>>769093566
>>769093599
>>769095144
>>769095200
>>769096077
>>769096800
>>769097966
Anyone else notice this became a gets thread, dubs all checked
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Do you look like this guy?
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>>769098981
I'am actually rather lightweighted. I weight about 56 kg. I've really lost some weight since things began going downwards.
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>>769098970
Lolol I didn't even notice!! Thanks for checking! (77)
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>>769099996
So close yet so far
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>>769099474
Where are you from?
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>>769100185
Germany.
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>>769091872
Why?
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>>769100228
Are you afraid Germany might not exist in the next couple of years?
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>>769100084
:'( I would have shat myself
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>>769100315
I have no friends. The last people who motivated me to get outside were my brother and my lesbian friend. My brother is now depressiv and my lesbian friend is not my friend anymore.
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>>769092874
https://youtu.be/au3-hk-pXsM?t=37
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>>769100402
Sure, Germany has already ceased to exist in the west and main cities. But I'am living in the eastern part, which is still white.
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>>769100228
Bundesland?
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>>769100520
Get a job
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>>769101290
Saxony.
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>>769100838
How far away is your parent house from the one you are living in now?
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>>769100838
Do you think things will change or Germans got corrupted by big money and positive ecomony?
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>>769101562
Obviously right in the vicinity.
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>>769101496
Hast du denn jemals eine Diagnose bekommen?
Ängstlich-vermeindende
Soziale Phobie ?
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>>769101658
How long have y'all lived there?
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>>769101625
It's he fault of the goverment and the whole administration which is infiltrated by leftists. They are incompetend, wasting money for useeles opera houses and refugee camps instead using it to repair roads and build needed kindergartens
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>>769101930
Nein, das einzige wozu ich immer zum Arzt gegannen bin waren Arbeitsverletzungen.
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>>769102100
From outside Germany it seems like you are a paradise. Is that true? I mean, what we get is that you have immigrants, but everyone is happy because everyone gains huge load of shit.
I went for work to Duisburg once, and I saw lot o niggos with iphone and german homeless. Is that true or just impression?
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>>769101938
You mean in the environment ? Our ancestors and their ancestors lived on this land. For centuries probably.
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>>769102613
Sorry lol. I mean in the neighborhood?
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>>769091872
Oh please... I haven't left mine in six years.
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>>769102295
Aye. We get the majority of the sandniggers becauce we have the best welfare system of continental europe.
>but everyone is happy because everyone gains huge load of shit.
Well, i can't speak for the western germans. The east is pretty poor, for civilized standarts and many old people face 'Altersarmut' or Old-age-poverty. Many East-Germans go to work in the western part, since it is more profitable.
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>>769102824
Same answear. For very long time.
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>>769103098
Willst du denn so weiter leben, oder was ändern ?
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>>769103326
Ever thought of getting the fuck out of there?
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>>769103529
Wie gesagt, ich versuche die Sprachen zu lernen, damit ich meine lesbische Freundin dazu bringen kann mir noch eine Chance zu geben. Auch wenn das zu 35 Prozent nicht klappen wird. Sie war immer von meinem Intellekt beeindruckt. Ich hoffe darauf, dass sie dann so sehr davon geschmeichelt ist, dass sie mir vergibt.
Falls das nicht funktinoniert, dann habe ich keinen Plan B.
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>>769103646
No, why should i ?
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>>769103962
Das hab ich schon verstanden...
Ich meinte viel mehr an der “allgemeinen Situation"
Man sollte sein Glück ja nicht nur an einer Person festlegen.
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>>769104238
Nein, ich habe mich damit abgefunden, dass ich versagt habe.
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>>769104534
Darf ich fragen wie alt du bist?
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>>769104728
Unter 30 Jahre. Hab' theoretisch noch mein ganzes Leben vor mir.
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You eat all my beans nigga?
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>>769104534
Ich war much Mal depri, Mir hat vegane Ernaehrung geholfen. Hab allerdings keine Leute mehr, aber jede Menge zerstoerte Bruecken.
Wieso machst du dich also Kerl an eine Lesbe ran? Sabotierst dich gern selber?
Bist du zufaellig CL?
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>>769095287
>2018
>trying to get laid instead of just waiting for nuclear hellfire to cleanse this rotten society once and for all
get out
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>>769105023
Hier ein paar Ratschläge ...
Ich bin aber nur jemand von /b/ also am Ende musst du selbst deinen weg gehen.

Such dir Hilfe, Hausarzt oder sogar Psychiatrie.
Sobalt du eine Diagnose bekommst -
Angststörung
Depressionen
Etc
Wird dich das Jobcenter in Ruhe lassen...
Außerdem bekommst du Hilfe.
Such dir ein Therapeuten und werde stabil.
Fang an wieder an dich zu sozialisieren
Finde eine job.
Einfaches Rezept um vielleicht nicht glücklich aber zufriedener zu werden.
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>>769094728

Why the fuck would someone care about you learning languages
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>>769105023
Wenn ich wie Du ein Glueckspilz mit einem eigenen Haus where wuerde ich eine Grow-op started und ueber openBazar verkaufen. Cannabispflanzen sehen sehr schoen aus, wenn sie voll mit THC-kristallen sind.
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>>769105801
Naja, also ich muss schon sagen, dass ist eine unglaublich schöne Lesbe von der wir reden. Nicht so eine fette, häßliche Kampflesbe.
ähnlich wie Bild relatiert
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Give favorite bean recipes you eat.
Also how long until you die from eating just beans? Do you have scurvy or anything?
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>>769106430
Don't know. I'm just desperate,
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How would you react to being someone's backup plan to hang out? And then, them cancelling on you because someone else agreed
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>>769106828
Magst Du japanische Filmed? Naechste Woche gibts hier in Hamburg ein japanisches Filmfest, hoffentlich sind ein paar QTs dabei.
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>>769106971
I can recommend, beans with onions and some butter.
Well its seems that i have barely enough Vitamin C not to bite the dust from scurvy
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>>769107071
Jesus youre pathetic man.
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>>769107128
Then i would continuing with my life as before.
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So what happened to you that made you become a hermit? Im kind of in the same situation but im starting school in a few days.
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>>769107383
Sicher sind dort ein paar süßen Animemädels. Meh, ich bezweifle, das es mir dort gefallen würde. Außerdem müsste ich da wieder allein gehen und das ist der grundlegende Grund, warum ich nicht mein Haus verlasse.
Außerdem müsste ich dafür ein aufwändiges Bad nehmen, ich hab' nämlich seit Monaten nicht mehr nicht gewaschen.
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>>769108381
Like i said in the previous ones.
>I have no friends. The last people who motivated me to go outside were my brother and my lesbian friend. My brother is now depressiv and my lesbian friend is not my friend anymore.
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>>769108410
Troll ruhig weiter. Solange haelt es keiner aus, sich nicht zu waschen. Und deine Mudder ist also much ok damit. Ja, glaub ich dir.
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>>769109024
*Auch
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>>769105023
dus die kanker duitsers gaan allemaal duits poekelen, Kalium dan.
>niet 18 jaar in een generalioneeloverheidsopvoedingskamp zitten
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>>769109024
Naja, Ok damit ist sie nicht, sie bring manchmal 'ne Spraydose mit, falls der Geruch zu stark wird.
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>>769108633
Thanks for sharing, sorry I didnt see it previously. The thing is if you want out of this funk you gotta step out of your comfort zone. Continuing what youre doing now will only result in digging yourself in an even deeper hole. I know this is probably going to fall on deaf ears with you but just take some advice from a guy who would hole up in my apartment for 3 years. Only leaving to get groceries and smokes in bulk. All while having a $100-!50 a day heroin/opiate addiction.

Go for walks, run, whatever you think you would enjoy just go and make yourself do it. Find some work doing construction. Probably the best work ive done that helped me break that habit and I learned a hell of a lot doing it. Anything besides being holed up learning a few languages to impress some girl that that probably wont end well anyways.

Good luck man I mean it.
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>>769109392
Nach spaetestens drei Tagen fuehl ich mich so eklig, Dass ich duschen muss, auch wenn ich extremely faul bin. Ich glaub, Du brauchst professionelle Hilfe fuer deine Depression. Deine Mudda wird dich wahrscheinlich bald einweisen lassen.
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