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>>769086493
I stole your sunshine
I fingered, licked and grinded on my cousin's sleeping pussy
One time I stuck a tube up my ass and let this fat kid sit on the other end bare assed. Then he farted into the tube and up my ass. It kind of hurt because he forced it out really hard and he blew out a lot of gas so it was a really big and long fart. My insides felt really swollen for the rest of the day
I once posted on a "secrets" thread
>>769086972
holy shit dude thats fucking weird as fuck
and im an oldfag.
Im an adult now and I still have this weird thought that I will one day develop a super power.
broke up with my gf year ago but still fucking her as i herrased her i will tell her parents we are not together anymore. Most of the times she is completly drunk when i want to fuck her but she got used to it..
>>769087509
Yeah it was pretty weird. It just felt like a large voluminous amount of gas being forced into my intenstines at really high pressure. Dude was a lot bigger than me.
>>769086493
I saw image attached.
I can't stop thinking about how hot it is when diaperfags publicly ruin themselves.
>his older brother
Fuck I crave to be exposed like that so bad. i keep thinking about posting face pics over and over throughout the day
I'm a macho-man type guy, robust and visibly built. In my spare time when my girlfriend is working/not home, I have a cabinet in my garage full of lingerie, dildos, heels, makeup, wigs, etc. I shave everything, dress up, rail a huge dildo for a while usually while using a second to suck on, blow my load, neatly clean up, go back to watching sports.
I'm about to propose to a woman I don't love, while I'm secrectly a closet crossdresser/full homo and no one knows.
I don’t want to have sex with my friend but I want him to want to have sex with me
>>769086493
Proof>>769087417
*sigh*
Been holding this in for quite some time usually I don’t even post here just lurk but I feel the need to finally get this off my chest:
I one had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. There I said it.
>>769086493
I want to murder every single shitbull on Earth, I hate them more than niggers now
>>769088021
are you female?
My friends mom fongered me in the back seat of the van on the way home from soccer practice
>>769088569
Nope
>>769088788
faggot
I felt in love with a 14yo from Equator and she broke my heart (I’m 18)
>>769088101
YOU FUCKING MONSTER!!!!!!
I got a friend’s girlfriend drunk and fucked her in front of said friend
>>769088672
Fongered you, huh?
>>769086699
greentext that shit faggot
>>769088569
Yes
I genuinely believe that the holocaust never happened
>>769089111
No you’re not
>>769089149
Me too but I don't keep it a secret.
More of a story, but who gives a fuck.
>Be 9 years old
>Living in a somewhat shitty household w/ two tard siblings, one normal sibling, mom, and her boyfriend (who was the father of my littlest sibling)
>Anyways one day I have to piss
>Holyfuckitsbad.mp3
>We only had one bathroom in the house
>Mom was taking a shower
>Didn't want to go because I had a bad reputation of flushing even if someone's in the shower.
>Sparkofelectricityinnoggin
>Go into one my room
>Go into my walk in closet
>Piss right in a corner for a solid minute
>No one knew
>A year or so later my family had to move cause one of my tard siblings was becoming a problem in the neighborhood
>People that moved into that house probably had to clean the piss stain in the closet
>>769086493
a few year ago a co worker qt was leaving work and was crossing the street without looking, she was texting on her phone. i shouted her name since i was outside eating my lunch and as she turned she tripped and fell and had her head smashed, instant death. the driver didnt hear me shout since his music was too loud and his windows were up. nobody else heard me since nobody else was around. the camera outside used to point at the bench area i was in but was turned more towards the entrance since after they were installed the manager went over the footage at night since the sensors were going off and there were just a couple of hobo's blowing each other or blowing their john's on that bench (the bench was also replaced after he found that out). ive always felt responsible for her death because had she not tripped she may have been just missed or just clipped by it and still be alive
I want to have anal sex but I don’t wanna clean my ass
>>769089149
>>769089303
You need to talk with survivors then...
I enjoy shooting my jizz strings under the desk of my computer.
the feelings of spreading your legs as wide as you can and just letting your jizz fly into the carpet is fucking awesome. And the carpet just soaks it up and turns invisible. You can't even see where I jizz, and i've been going since i got internet in my room
I think blacks are inferior to pretty much everyone else. While some homo sapiens left Africa, probably around 100,000 years ago, many just stayed there and never left. The result is that those who left Africa were changed for the better through interbreeding with Neanderthals and have more developed frontal lobes from better nutrition. Those who stayed in Africa, modern blacks, are behind the rest of us from an evolutionary standpoint.
>>769088672
story
I jerk it to my sis every day. Got nudes off her phone
>>769090035
That's not a secret though, it's common sense
>>769089149
Whats a holocaust?
>>769090423
Please share
>>769086493
ive been cumming in the same pair of my sister's panties every few weeks for over a year
>>769090423
share that shit my nigga
Train tracks reporting in.
I'm a murder and a rapist. the two are not related.
>>769090519
Why don’t you exchange them for some of her freshly worn panties?
>>769090423
I don't blame you shes a smoke show
give life
or take it away
test
1/5
first decision not the last
have fun
>>769086493
Im secretly a super hero well anti hero shhh dont tell any one
>>769086493
i gave a diner cashier a 20 for a 9.68 meal and she gave me 2 20s and 2 quarters back. i just played along cuz free money
>>769090519
dude you've got to post a pic of those. they're probably colorful at this point.
>>769090704
i like the idea of my old semen stinking up her room and getting into the air she breathes
>>769090801
Some people just cant math
>>769090506
>>769090548
>>769090715
>>769086493
My boss's husband is cheating on her. Last Wednesday I got looped into going out with a couple of high school buds after work and we ran into my boss's husband and a woman (not my boss and a bit younger) were canoodling each other at the bar. We've met once before and I don't think he'd remember me if he saw me, but I avoided eye contact anyway.
I'm not sure what to do with this info.
congratulations, you lose
the life i put in your hands has ended due to your failure
you are a monster
>>769090423
moar? I'd fap to your sister too
Everyone always says don’t have sex with your roommate ..
But I’m having sex with my roommate ..
The moment I found she needed a roommate I jumped at the chance . She was hot and she was my age and white . Also relentlessly hit on her. Ended up fucking her the day we moved in and we still fuck almost daily
Bad part is we both have relationships
The other day I was in an uber with a 9/10 who doesnt live far from me. i wrote down her address and have begun stalking her. I dont know what I'm going to do yet
>>769090925
i think they actually are. im going home on the 24th so ill try to get a pic of them if i remember
>>769090423
>>769090506
>>769090715
>>769090992
>>769091198
Its a problem but she is too damn hot
>>769090754
pics
>>769091284
im quite the opportunist myself
>>769091360
i am grateful
>>769091477
she was dressed really slutty and ive seen her come home now a couple times. Im not sure what my next step is but i cant stop watching her
Poorfag here living with a friend and his grandma, sweet lady she cooks for us every day i eat what she gives me then when she leaves for church i eat everything is left,
friend and family noticed food wasn't lasting what used to last.
I discovered that his grandma use to give away food years ago and managed to convince them she is doing it again (they put her in a home las t time she did that ) now everybody believes she is giving it away again, they are going to put her in a home (again) cause they can't afford to give her food for her to waste or give away when what's really happening is that "i am a fucking bottomless barrel who eats everything in his way "
Sorry ma'am i'm just really really hungry
>>769091608
you're a piece of shit guy
>>769091543
so you understand
>be me, used to go to summer camp as a kid
>decide to go as 'senior camper' when I'm 15 or 16 or so, basically a counselor in training who learns how to lead kids through games and activities.
>sometime in the afternoon about a week in, I'm playing tetherball with my friend
>we decide that its boring so we start playing with tennis raquets, then cricket bats
>have a good game of cricket bat tetherball
>a group of kids clustered around to watch
>we decide to be leaders and we hand the bats to some kids who look about 12 and 13
>we walk away and watch from shade
>the game starts out fine enough, but as it progresses the kids walk backwards to give themselves more time to hit the ball, and theyre getting closer and closer together
>one of the kids takes a step backwards as the other one swings, it hits him with full force in the face
>instant blood gushing down face, the kid is twitching and it looks like his legs are 'running' while his upper body spazes and as he tries to scream
>immediately a bunch of counsellors take him away
next year
>fully fledged counsellor
>during training we get a talk on accident prevention
>turns out the camp got fucking sued for a shit ton of money and it means the food and other stuff will be shit this year
>>769091884
>>769091543
>>769091360
she is fucking perfect
>>769091743
I know
>>769089009
you're disgusting
>>769090423
Thats not his sister, thats Lexipoll shes an asmr youtuber who had her nudes leaked by an ex.
Hacked this girl's icloud and have been fapping ever since
>>769091608
You sir are a piece of garbage i hope you get raped by a fucking pack of rabid raccoons
>>769092297
share for fapness
>>769091887
>be me, working as counsellor at camp
>the washrooms are up on a hill above the main path, I notice that the main and only ventilation apart from the door and window is an overpowered fan behind each stall toilet blowing air out of the washroom at floor level
>get idea
>go to washroom after lunch when kids are changing for swimming
>put a sock or something in the toilet, take a shit, and flush
>it overflows the bowl and spills onto floor
>run out and observe from near the dining hall
>it must have flowed into the floor level fan vent thing, because shit gets sprayed out the back of the washroom building onto the path
>kids nearby witness or recieve a breeze of aerosol shit
this wasnt even the worst thing I did
When I was 13, I ran away from home andI made money by hooking at a truck stop.
My dad found me living in the woods near there. He thought I was just a standard homeless person. I never told him what I did.
>>769090035
don't forget Abos
>>769089149
Read "Night" by Elie Wiesel. Beautiful book by a strong survivor.
What? Someone who doesn't hate jews on /b/? I know, I'm a monstrosity....
I occasionnaly have anon sex with old men. I let them eat my ass and suck my dick
Recently i met a young guy with a gloryhole. We suck each other and i let him fuck my tight ass bareback throu the gloryhole
>>769092358
50usd paypal and I'll post the link
>>769086699
Dubdubs, why you diddlin kitties
>>769093023
This bitch ain't even worth 5usd. Who is she to you that you're this scared of sharing
>>769089049
>be 12yo
>3am
>can't sleep
>horny asf
>cousins and brother leeping in same room
>11yo cousin deep asleep
>thinks of her budding tits and pussy
>harddick.jpg
>get up and start touching cousin's ass
>pulls down panties
>start caressing butt
>moves hand to butthole and pussy
>cousin shivers
>heartattack.webm
>she stops
>starts rubbing pussy slowly
>proceed to lick butt and pussy
>dick hard as fuck
>starts to grind between buttcheeks
>feelsgood.png
>cousin starts to move
>ohshit.wav
>pulls panties up and runs to bed and proceeds to beat the meat
>>769089497
Why are you blaming yourself for somebody else being an uncoordinated dope? Its not murder if you call out somebodys name
>>769086493
i saw a video of meghan markle naked
>>769088002
Dude.
Just come out as gay and spare her the embarrassment later in life.
She probably knows anyway
>>769086493
Fresh out of highschool living with 2 other friends and we’re in a band, this 7/10 emo “RaWtxD” slut would always come and knock on our garage and ask to sit and listen to us practice.
After a few times of this, we would invite her to smoke and drink after practice.
One night, me and the mates are all hanging out and she sends me a text asking if she could buy 10 bucks worth of weed, tell her yes cuz I sell weed at the time.
She shows up and knocks on my door and gives me her whole life story as to why she doesn’t have 10 bucks, after 5 mins I tell her that sucks and proceed to close the door, as I do, she sticks her hands and grabs me by the cock and tell me she will do anything
About 4 hours pass and in that time a gangbang unfolds, by the end this girls face is covered mine and my bands mates cum. ( we even dp’D her at one point)
Night ends with her sharing the weed she just bought from me with us and smoke out.
Best sex experience in my life.
>>769092419
more please
>>769091884
moar
>>769093816
What’s Dp’D
>>769094299
Double penetration
>>769088672
Tfw your in the back of a van with your friends mom and she turns around and slaps you right in the face with a belter of a fonger
I lost my virginity to a one night stand to someone I had no attraction to at all, and I'm worried that's the only time I'll ever have sex.
i have a benis and two desdicles
>>769086493
I'm in a relationship with my 8yo step cousin.
>>769088002
Are you in 1988 or do you just live in Arkansas?
>>769088101
There's always one
>>769086632
I'm gonna steal it back :3
>been in love with my cousin since we were five
>not really cousins, her dad married my aunt
>they've been divorced for like 25 years now
>calls me up out of the blue
>start talking and realize all these years we've been crushing on each other
>she's been married, divorced, has 16 yo daughter
>talk about how if we had known things could have been different
>meet each other, awkward at first, then we get alone
>shit just happenins
>she gets naked, fucking gorgeous, thick in all the right places, amazing tits
>I'm instantly rock hard, she notices, smiles, and unzips my pants
>pulls out my cock, starts sucking it
>best blow job I've ever had, running my fingers through her long hair, loving every second
>she's looking up at me, smiling, leans back on bed
>tries to pull my cock toward her pussy, instead I duck down and lightly tap her pussy lips with my tongue
>she squeals, takes a huge sigh, and I start my work
>has her fingers in my hair pulling my head into her, have my hands wrapped around her hips
>she's squirming, deep breathy moans
>finally I feel her shuddering, squeezing my head between her thighs, pushing her pelvis into my face
>grabs hold of my hair and pulls me toward her face
>"put it in me, now, goddammit"
>she's hot, wet, slippery, and my cock slips in like it's finally home
>we fuck for a good 10 minutes or so, she's come a second time
>kissing on her neck, sucking her breasts, sloppy mouth to mouth kiss
>finally she whimpers "please cum, please cum"
>that voice, begging, pushes me over the edge
>blast the biggest load I've ever blown in my life
>both collapse on bed, play around a little before falling asleep in each others arms, soaked in sweat and sex
>next day seems to go well
>next night she gets drunk, we get into fight over our "relationship,"
>after hour of crying she wants to fuck again, say it's not a good idea, she cries harder, finally give in
>crazy sex is great but not as amazing
>stuck my dick in crazy
>still in love with my crazy cousin
>>769090720
Is that the white drake egg from rotmg?
I've had multiple trannies sit on my face as i ate out their asshole. Not all at once, but definitely at least six.
I also like being dominated by trannies with bigger cocks than mine (which isn't hard to find)
I've been fucked in bars while partying with friends, they just think i'm good at getting pussy.
I'm polyamorous in a monogamous relationship. I flirt with others.
>>769094786
How is that even possible
>>769086493
i can't stop jerking with my sister in law's thongs
>>769094786
>relationship
>>769086493
When I listen to the chorus to D12's Shit on You I get horny
>>769091101
Find her Facebook and make a throw away account to let her know. Fuck him for trying to be slick and getting more pussy then me.
>>769092487
are you a gril or a boy?
do you miss it?
Posted yesterday on a incest thread but, this the only interesting thing in my life so here we go:
My brother, sister and I used to have a very fucked up relationship growing up. All three of us were heavily abused and we only had each other, so started fucking each other as a way of comfort and feel like we were making our own choices.
>>769096244
I hope you've found a way to heal from the abuse you guys were subjected to
>>769088865
Equator is not a country stupid
>>769096441
Thanks, anon. I guess we are doing alright, all things considered. We had therapy for a while and it did help to make us break our unhealthy habits (or at least the most troublesome ones), but we know we're fucked up for life. Still, I think we could be doing much worse.
I dream of being raped and pissed on by a group of girls at school
>>769096954
I have a similar fantasy. I often get horny thinking about serving as a toilet for women and trannies at a party.
Killed some faggot in hit n run while drunk.
>>769096815
That's good. I was bullied throughout school and barely escaped a rape attempt by a 14 yrs old guy when I was 10. I have a few habits to break myself, such as excessive smoking, poor self-esteem and overeating. I wish you the best.
>>769094786
stooooory time
I have shared pics and videos of my friend's ex. She would be so upset and embarrassed to know that not any part of her is no longer private
i really want to fuck the shit out my cousin
>>769097287
Do itttt
>>769097233
That sucks, I'm glad you managed to escape that time though. I hope you do better soon as well.
bump for more stories
>>769086493
I fucked like 7 other women while I was with you.
