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Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?
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life
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>>769085449
Dont drink to hide from your thoughts and emotions.
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>>769085507
life
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>>769085449
dont be too eager to please

years of my life being exhausted in social situations when all i had to do was chill
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>>769085507
>>769085534
life
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never trust a fart
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If you're going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole, make sure that he's sedated first.
I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck Andy puts up a fight
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never stick your dick in crazy.
never sublet an apartment.
you can't out willpower a mental illness see a psychiatrist and get therapy
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>>769085449
you are on your own when the shit hits the fan

best anyone can do is help repair
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Dont date a drug addict. She could never love you or want you any more than she loves her toxic habit.

Friends can turn toxic at any age

Win your own authentication instead of other peoples validation
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>>769085641
Fuck off you immature little sperglord
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>>769085449
Don't marry before your own shit is sorted first. That is, discover who you are before marriage.
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>>769085507
we live in a society
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Don’t pick up the soap
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>>769085948
oh shit u right
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>>769085449
Don't try too much to be like everyone else but try to understand everyone.
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Vaping is gay.
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>>769085652
>you are on your own when the shit hits the fan

The realest of all life lessons lad. When something bad happens it sucks, but it only sucks for you
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Tell your parents/family that you love them. A day may come when it's too late.
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>Never date coworkers under any circumstance, /b/.
Women become infatuated with the fantasy of office romance and hookups up until they randomly decide they're not into you anymore and bitch to Human Resources about it; and you'll never win that argument no matter your defense. It creates a lot of unnecessary tension in the workplace where you spend 40 (+) hours a week. Worst case scenario you'll destroy your reputation or lose your job entirely. Keep it in your pants and decline any offers. Just don't do it.
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>>769085449
trust no bitch
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That it's gay to vape.
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>>769085449

Trust no one
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Equality is a false god
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age ain't nothing but a number
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>>769085449
Traps are in fact 100% gay.
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That you look like a cunt face when u vape.
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>>769085647
You can EASILY out willpower EVERY mental illness, it's all bullshit made up by lazy women
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i straight up play with my gf doodoo to nut
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>>769085449
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
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>>769085552
Nevar.
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>>769086193
Kek
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>>769086952
Lol, because caps lock is legit.
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>>769086952
t. never had a mental illness
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>>769086701
MGTOW FOR LIFE
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>>769085449
10% of every paycheck should go into a mutual fund. Do it faggots.
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>>769087150
nah bro, i still fuck em. aint no thang better than a white girl on her knees u kno
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>>769085855
Grow up.
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>>769085449
Leaving my ex in the past :(

Got a harassment charge because I tried to get one back
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>>769085449
You HAVE to try or else you'll go no where. Can't be a lazy asshole all your life.
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>>769086516
also, never have sex with a coworkers daughter
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>>769087303
Got a good greentext story, anon?
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>>769086516
Don't fuck any women close to you, roommate, co-worker, neighbour, gf of your friend... etc
Never ever
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>>769085641
Thanks for sucking my log faggot. Trump is jealous.
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>>769087358
Why not a roommate ??
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>>769087132
I was diagnosed with a few, I just decided I didn't wanna look like a fucking retard, so I decided to stop, I got re-tested this year with nothing

(Also I refused to take any meds that would make me dependant.)
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>>769085449
That your success is solely based on how soon and how much you take control of your own life. Asking permission, waiting for directions, or not making choices is the reason why people fail at life. The more you control it, the more you succeed.
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>>769086516
I married a coworker when i was a cook and she was a server. She's now an RN, and we don't work together anymore, but my case is rare. Generally the idea of "Don't shit where you eat" is a very good suggestion though.
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>>769085449
Everything can’t be perfect with women and that’s ok
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>>769087400
Dubs.
Post was from Putin.
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IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE.
The most important thing i ever learned
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>>769086516
>you'll never win that argument no matter your defense.
sounds like your problem was being the defensive office creep in the first place. bitch tried to pull this on me when i worked in insurance, made some claims she couldn't back up (that she tried breaking it off and I assaulted her in the office and started stalking her), i had a good rep with the company at the time so HR pulled security cams instead of taking her word for it blindly, caught her on a lie and fired her ass immediately.
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>>769087358
If I followed that, I would have missed the greatest time of my life this far. Coworker. We have made life for the both of a a dream compared to how it was before we hooked up.
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>>769085527
>>769085641
>>769085552
>>769086516
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>>769085449
Never trust women....never.
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crazy girls seem interesting because of their unpredictable nature, but it is not worth it. do not be desperate, and know the signs.

know who is toxic and who is not, be careful what you say.

>a couple years ago, be me at a dying party
>everyone slowly leaves. me and friends take bus out of there
>our bus passes this mexican guy I knew, he was trying to walk home, which would be about 5 km.
>make a stupid joke about "haha mexicans always make the best cross country athletes"
>4 years later he is in liberal film industry still using that story as his 'experience with white racism' and people ask me what the fuck I meant by it every so often
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>>769087303
What about marrying the boss's stepdaughter?
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>>769087650
Nah, you're just jaded.
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>>769087411
>re-tested for mental illness
>magically disappeared through sheer power of lying to yourself about it being gone
why do people do that? just go on the internet and larp?
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Life is a game where only way to win is to die
So i must charge with the problems of others that already won
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>>769087650
It's not the women in general, you're just attracted to the problem ones. Try finding a chill chick you're not infatuated with and you'll find happiness.
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>>769087850
This
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>>769087850
>just settle for an ugly girl anon. you won't be happy but at least she'll only cheat on you with ugly men who are worse than you so you won't feel jealous of them.
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>>769087927
Jaded indeed.
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The Nazis had a point or two or three.
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>>769087989
women tend to do that to you. i don't recommend it.
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>>769087354
lol not really.
>be mechanic
>coworker wants car alarm in daughters suv
>why not? offer to help for case of beer
>get alarm installed, no beer to be seen
>19yr coworkers daughter takes me to bar instead
>end up at her apartment for the sex
>coworker wants to surprise her in the morning for her bday
>im taking her to pound town again
>ended up being awkward at work, he framed me said i was stealing and lost my job.

pic related, how i felt running out the door naked dragging my clothes behind me.
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>>769088046
this image is hilarious and depressing at the same time.
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Exposing your girlfriend on 4chan is great fun, and speaking out against it just makes you a cuck.
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>>769087691
dunno never done it
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>>769085449
girls will get rid of you once your worth is deemed useless to them

you need money or status to get respect

people always want something from you either physically or some type of service

love is just another way of saying 'you suit my needs'

save money all the time

stay away from social media it will most likely waste your time when you could be doing something productive

everything comes at a cost

words can be powerful so choose them wisely
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>>769087803
I mean, I'm not lying to myself, I look like a totally normal dude, there's nothing that makes me unfit to serve in society, and all the NEETS who cling to their bullshit invisible "illnesses" are just lazy fucks who make me sick
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Life isn't fair and the sooner you get used to doing things that suck the better things will be.
Bitching won't actually get anything done.
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger. This is both literal and metaphorical.
No one owes you a god damn thing.
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Everything
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you don't know what you've got until it's gone
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>>769088095
yes, quite indicative of the dilemma i was in.
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>>769085449
Every different kind of latino, mexican, spanish, and hispanic are very annoyed if you get them mixed up because i came in to work drunk and got fucking el salvador and mexico mixed up and almost got punched in the face
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when you mess up, you really mess up
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>>769085449

When you ask a man for permission to marry his daughter and he gives it, but strongly advises you to run for your life and never look back because while he loves her he knows she’s bat shit crazy... listen to the man.
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>>769087780
Nah, even if they don't all lie, it's safer to assume
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>>769088246
puerto rican here. can confirm it's really fucking annoying to be called mexican
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>>769087927
Never said ugly. I said not infatuated with.

When you're infatuated you make irrational decisions that you end up blaming on the female. Trust me, I spent a few years living with a hot female friend that played guys left and right to get free shit. I got free food, she got whatever she wanted. Neither of us needed money but guys would always get pissed off that their attempts to get laid fell apart on them. She one one cunning bitch, but those guys were dumb fucks and deserved it for thinking she was going to fuck them just because they were horney.

When your hormones aren't controlling you, you can find peace and companionship with someone that brings out love and ultimately the intimacy you desire.
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>>769088225
Every Rose has its thorn
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>>769088325
yeah trust me wont make that mistake again
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>>769085449
To never pee uphill when barefooted
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if a girl you like says she only likes you as a friend, write it off as a loss and move on. continuing to be a beta orbiter will only dramatically increase the suffering.
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>>769086952

Says the guy obviously not dealing with either his autism or his psychopathy.
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you can't unhurt a person's feelings
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>>769088450
>Wasn't diagnosed with either
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>>769087682
How can someone be so mean? you're a horrible person Anon
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>>769085449
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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>>769088020
No, the kind of women you found did that to you and you were unable to reconcile it with the fact that all people are capable of doing good and bad things.
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>>769088142
I seriously want to. She's not anything great by comparison to girls her age, she doesn't have a lot of wit or direction, but she has a temperment for commitment to things she desires and her work ethic is amazing for her age. Totally marriage material just lacking the equivalence cognitively to what I'm usually after. I can deal with that. I seriously have had a crush on her for 4 years now.
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oral hygiene might be the most important thing in the world
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>>769088570
Dont stick your crazy on a dick
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>>769088279
That's too illogical to work. There are billions of them in the world from different backgrounds and cultures, yet you blame them for something as insignificant as another X chromasome.
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your coworkers CAN smell alcohol on you they just don't care enough to say anything
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>>769086701

This.

Or rather... you can trust a woman 90% but always keep that 10% alive in your head that she might try to screw you over.

I'm sorry it's just the way it is.
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>>769086952

In some cases yes, but definitely not all.
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Yellow snow is kinda bad. Mkay.
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I think. Just about anyone can change.
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>>769085641
Never stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner. I mean sure it feels good but its hard to explain when you end up in the emergency room in the hospital
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>>769088153

Good advice.

Also, once you've made your point to someone, then just listen. Let them have the last word.
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>>769088763
Well yes, weak people give up, sit down, and take their medication and government benefits like a good little retard, not the strong of will.
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>>769087358
Don't shit where you eat
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Love your loved one even if she sucks 57 dicks lol.
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>>769088881
Wait, so if I use my 6.5A shop vac to suck the cum out of my dick, that can lead to injury?
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>>769088153
You say this on /b/
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>>769085449
When your translator tells you there is a lot of chatter about an ambush, go back to the FOB before two of your mates are reduced to mince.

Imagine how awful a shithole like Afghan is, now multiply it by 100.
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58 if you count mine
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Pick a profitable career as early as possible and become the best at it as quick as possible.

Money is most things in life but not all.

Don't be picky with women, fuck as many as possible

Leave the country and see other countries at least a few times in your life

Read a few books every year

Eat healthy food. These are literally the elements that will shape your future body

Relationships can only move forward or end entirely. There is no going backwards

Don't finance a car

Don't buy a house at the peak of the market
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>>769085449
I tried to run away when I was little... I was right.
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>>769085449
love is both the best and worst thing in life.
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>>769085538
Underrated post. I've dealt with the same problem.
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>>769089253
Haha what? Tard.

>Fuck your woman as much as possible.
>See other countries with her as much as possible.
>Buy house
>Fuck her again
>And again
Profit
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>>769089378
I'll fill you up with cum
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>>769089253
Regardless of peak, if you live in a quality home for at least 10 years and there isn't a major crash, you will earn equity. And financing a car is becoming more of a necessity unless you have the ability to repair a clunker well enough to rely on it.
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>>769085449
DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!
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>>769085507
Checked..
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Girl can actually love.
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>>769085449
>Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Your brain will come up with 1,001 reasons why you simply MUST stay in a miserable situation. Don't fall for it!

That's just the caveman software to keep you from taking too many risks in a world where few people lived to 40.

This lesson was indeed learned the hard way: two miserable years where a grown man was reduced to tears several times.

Learn from my pain and get out of
- that job you hate
- the relationship driving you crazy
- the incel life
- the school you despise
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>>769089554
I want to cock slap your lips then we can talk or something.
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>>769089527

Still a bad call. Many of the 2007 buyers STILL aren't at the price they paid for their home.

Besides how hard is it to wait to buy a home until the market is down? A few years patience could save a person over 100k
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>>769088195
>>769087516
>>769087432
>>769087297
These are the most important for people on /b/ to hear, myself included.
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Video games are meaningless, it's better to spend your time reading or doing something productive.
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>>769089836
True, I'm getting into a home in a market that is about 80% of its peak and intend to be there 15 years minimum. I know it's a bad time for the short term, but looking at history, I still stand to pull money out of it as the west coast continues to get more expensive.
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>>769085449
Dagoth Ur really was telling the truth.
Vivec really was telling the truth.
The Tribunal were scheming opportunists who took power, same as House Dagoth. They're all the same.
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>>769085449
No woman over 40 (42 specifically) gets pregnant on accident. Women that only get pregnant through extensive effort.
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>>769090109
>that old
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You make your own opportunities. Don't wait for things to happen, and don't rely on people if you can help it.
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>>769090006
Any books and/or productive activities recommended?
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>>769085449
around blacks never relax
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>>769090313
Indeed.
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>>769090425
love it when they hit the pavement stone dead
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>>769090109
Good damn, I swear I would not be able to resist sliding a finger in that ass and tickling her tailbone from the inside
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>>769090573
Seem fun being a cop and going nigger hunting every day.
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>>769087358
>only fuck strangers

Gtfo retard
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Don't trust people to use common sense. Some people don't even seem to have it.

Bad times end, then come back again. The same can be said for good times.

Love has much to do with every action we take, we often narrow it down to just sex but it's pretty much everywhere.
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>>769090650
what is a good load for large buck niggers?
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>>769085449

Institutions will protect themselves over dealing fairly with little you.

This goes for charities, churches, corporations, or gov't.

Even when they react it's only to protect themselves. Think the recent #metoo movement where even Matt Lauer - a legendary asshole - was fired.
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>>769087192
Oh you're white
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Don’t try fingering your sister while she’s sleeping.
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>>769091064
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Only white people can manage money?
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>>769086903
>>769086729
Y’all are the real faggots
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>>769088391
I almost punched this little white kid a long time ago when he asked if my name was a Mexican name. If youre spanish in anyway then you're mexican too apparentlyb
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>>769090109
>>769090636
Right there... Just right fucking there
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>>769091126
>Winc upon a ti>me there was a young lad named Henry
>Henry was a curious little boy and had a lot of sneaky ways to find what he was looking for
>One day Henry came upon a water drop on the floor
>He followed a trail of wet drippings from the bathroom upstairs, down into the kitchen back through the living room, back up the stairs and to his sisters door.
>Henry could hear a chatter going on, it sounded as if his sister was having a conversation on the phone
>Henry decided to lean gently against the door with one ear firmly placed so he could hear better
>"Oh I know, he's getting so big and I just want to fall all over him"
>Henry assumed she was talking about him, because who else is so magical, so fantastic?
>Just then Henry got the best of ideas, so he rushed to his room
>Henry dug furiously in his closet for the perfect thing!
>"Ahh yes!" He proclaimed as he held his mighty drumstick
>Henry then rushed back to his sisters door and positioned himself to listen once again
>"Oh yea, I think I really have a chance tonight, he's shown all the signs that he wants to make out"
>Henry could not believe his ears!
>The excitement was overwhelming, so much that he didn't realize he started tapping the door with the drumstick
>"Hold on, I think my brother is at my door"
>The door swung open and there stood his sister of only 9, staring down at Henry as his eyes widened
>She had nothing but a towel covering her still shimmering wet body, the fresh scent of body wash and wet hair wafting from the room
>"W h at are you doing Henry?" She asked
>Just then a hot wave of animalistic fury overtook henry
(Continued)
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>>769088693
Errr. Rectal and pelvic odor is the worst in existence
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>>769091126
>Henry tackled his sister, rushing her into her bedroom, legs kicked up, towel flying off and her phone falling to the floor
>She landed on her bed with a hard thud as the box springs bounced off the frame
>Henry quickly drew back his arm wielding his drumstick and swiftly rammed toward her anus stopping only a cm from poking her tight pucker
>Then slowly henry held her with more and more pressure, face down on the bed as he slid the head of the drumstick into her resisting little button
>She wailed "no henry stop! Aaaahhhh" but henry had not had enough.
>Henry slipped down his pants and showed her his throbbing erection, bringing it closer and closer to her mouth
>She tried to squirm away but Henry's strength held her down
>As his penis moved across her face she tightened her lips
>Henry gave the drumstick a slight jab and her mouth opened, just enough time to thrust in and bury it in the back of her throat. She began to bite down but Henry lifted the drumstick forcing her to gasp and take his penis deeper. The struggle she made had him nearly cumming, and with one final thrust into her anus, Henry blew hot semen deep into her body
>He pulled out slowly as tears dripped down her face
>Henry watched as his semen dripped from her mouth and mixed with her tears
>Henry then began to pull the drumstick out, and with it was stains and streaks of shit
>The smell of her waste flooded the room and made her sob deeply
>Henry got up, walked out of the room and went to the bathroom to savor the moment and smell of his sisters feces on his magical drumstick.
>Later that evening Henry went to jail
>Henry didn't mind, because he had done what he had always wanted to do.
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>>769091259
Why do you have two sets of eyebrows
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>>769090850
Don't bring any round that doesn't begin with a '4', but remember that it's not only the size of the bullet, but the design of the bullet that counts. So, hollow point and LOW muzzle velocity. You're not piercing armor, just clothing, so there's no need to waste a ton of energy. Remember that you want the bullet to do it's damage, not go straight through. A lot of people get that wrong.
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>>769085449
>Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Some of the stereotypically manly behaviors make you the opposite of manly

> Eating a lot
Makes you fat, have tits, poor erections, low energy.

> Drinking a lot
Makes you lethargic, low fitness, tits.

> Swearing much
Makes you look weak and stupid, not strong and manly.

> Porn
Chief cause of delayed ejaculation. lessens confidence and ambition.
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>>769091440
Why do you have pimples on the tip of your dick
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>>769091443
if you shoot a nigger in the head there is always the change it will go straight through, nothing inside to stop it
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>>769091443
A .22 can do more damage than people think. Always aim for the eye socket.
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>>769085449
>a life lesson that you learned the hard way
Don't take acid. I took a lot back in the 90s. The last time I took it I had the worst trip imaginable. That was over 20 years ago and I'm still not right in the head because of it.
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>>769091440
This
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Sup faggots faces of /b/ thread
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>>769088923
What's the reason behind this?
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>>769088935
I bet you're one of those retards that own a little corner store that thinks to himself

>THE GOVERMENT HAS NO HOLD ON ME
>IM WOKE
>YOU ARE ALL WEAK MINDED WHILE IM THE STRONG
>Probably drinks every week because you hate yourself
Good one, fatass, good one
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>>769091163
It means only white people are corny enough to do a "fund plan" because they don't know how to save
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>>769092026
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>>769092259
You don’t even have a 4chan user pass how do you think you’re gonna fool me
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>>769092107
My 6 months of food and stockpile of guns in my concrete and steel bunker 8ft deep in my back yard on my 12 acres of land in the Nevada desert shows how tough I am against society!
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>>769091274
>almost

What happened, you werent surrounded by half a dozen of your mexican homeboys? Typical beaner
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>>769085449
>Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Most martial arts are actually role-playing masquerading as a fighting discipline.

Unless you practice on fully resisting opponents you're just preparing yourself for a full on beat down.

- Forms: dancing
- Set techniques: pro wrestling style shows designed to look cool

Stick with boxing, BJJ, wrestling, kickboxing, judo, etc.

Karate, kung fu, Tae Kwon Do, Aikido, etc. are only dangerous to their practitioners.
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>>769092037

Because once you have stated your case it's up to the other person to take action or refuse. It's a sign of wisdom to stop speaking at that point.

And if they refuse you must move on. Succeed for yourself
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>>769085449
90% of bar fights sum down to who
gets to the ashtray first
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Fuck, dude. I don't even remember my life.
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>>769093048
Ballerinas and faggots mostly
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>>769089836
Bought dec 2007 and lost 300k on a 900k house. Kept it and it's now 2mil. Even bad timing, you have to live somewhere...
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don't fall for the STEM meme, i wasted 10 years of my life for a phd when i could have made more money as a fucking truck driver
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>>769094767
i mean including undergrad
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>>769094767
No you sperg. STEM is the best, you just went extreme with it. You can get an AS or BS and be fine in STEM.
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>>769086952
Lmao can’t stop laughing at this one you cooked cunt
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>>769095261
i dunno, they have h1b for stem but not for lawyers or bankers, that should tell you something
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>>769095409
That's because there is a high need for people with CS degrees
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>>769095653
that's because bankers and lawyers run this country and protect their own interests, they just bring in pajeet to lower wages
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>>769088325
Mexican
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>>769090307
For books; brave new world, catch 22, a farewell to arms, 1984. Depends on what you like.

As for productive activities; learning a new language, honing a useful skill (mayne carpentry?), excersizing, etc.. start off slow though, you don't want to burn yourself out.
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>>769085449
Don't drink when you have a secret.
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>>769096249
don't drink with coworkers, ever.
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>>769091896
I think you mean don't take acid or any hallucinogenic substances if you have a predisposition for schizophrenia. Like if one of your parents or grand parents has schizophrenia, don't take that stuff.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY A SECOND CAR. Even if it's a piece of shit that set you back $500. GET A SECOND CAR. Because when (not if--when) your primary car breaks, the odds are about 80% you will not be in a position to spend $500-$1200 to fix it immediately. And if you don't have friends with spare time or public transportation, you will be utterly fucked.
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>>769085449
Don't drink Vodka and yogurt together
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>>769089760
wow, I actually needed this
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>>769085449
always cover and camoflage your shit
nomatter where you hide your shit, just
hiding it is not enough. if its grand shit odd are you will lose it.
even ali-baba found the robbers' stash and also the password
srsly bury that shit with a shovel

>>769085538
>ty anon
>>769085527
>why? its been working for me every winter
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>769085449
Bullets move faster than you do, and they hurt a lot when they give you a love tap.
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>>769086193
HAHAHAHAHHA
im sure it took you more then one experiment to find that out :DD

>inb4 nobody figures out he boned with his vape friend
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>>769085449
Spotting red flags, avoiding bitches with them, and how to treat people who have feelings for you.

First girlfriend was a fucking nightmare. Infatuated with her, took tons of shit from her because I just couldn't understand her motivations when the obvious thing that made it all clear was "she's broken." It's been a very long time now, so I can't say I hate her. She's pathetic, and everything evil she did to me was coming from a place of extreme fear and frustrated powerlessness. Wish I never had to deal with her, but it taught me enough to cover 3 or 4 different bad relationships all at once.

The how to treat people part... I just never had any self esteem as a kid (fuck, now). Middle child, weird birthday so I was maybe a little young to be starting out in school as a kid, health issues that kept me from socializing in elementary, etc. Got used to being treated coldly, and saw enough fake niceness that I started to suspect all forms of niceness towards me were fake. It was impossible for me to tell when people liked me because my base assumption was that they didn't and were just tolerating me. When I lost my puberty weight in middle school I had a lot of attention out of nowhere and I brushed it all off. I hurt a fair amount of girls that didn't deserve it, and though my intentions weren't malicious I must have seemed like a total cunt. I only really realized it and reflected on it after a fling with a friend from home during freshman year of college. Of course people didn't assume I was just a fucked up kid, why would they. I put up a good front to hide things so on the surface they thought that I was a normal person, so that must have seemed like such a malicious trap when I acted otherwise, particularly when they were more sensitive to my actions because they had feelings for me.
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>>769086193
fu Tim
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>>769096557
>GET A SECOND CAR
>FOR $500 OR SOMETHING
>BECAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE $500
>DEFINITELY CHEAPER TO BUY, INSURE, INSPECT, MAINTAIN, REGISTER, ETC FOR A WHOLE OTHER VEHICLE JUST FOR THAT

Yea, or rent a fucking car. A $500 car will not be there for you when your main ride dies, and it will cost several hundred a year to maintain and keep on the road. And go figure, take that $500 you would have spent (plus a minimum of $200 extra at the DMV) and just save that for your car repair fund.
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