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Alpha cock thread
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>>769083783
id suck it
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>>769083783
7 inches?
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>>769084876
7.5-8 inches, sometimes it varies on how horny I’am
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>>769083783
You gay or straight or bi
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>>769083783
nice one dude, that's a fuckin man dick
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>>769086367
You can do anything you want to me
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>>769085856
Straight
>>769086454
Thanks, my balls really make me feel beastly
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>>769086547
Would you let me suck your balls like the inferior male I am?
I wanna know what foes true manhood tastes like
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>>769083783
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>>769086721
More than anything I just want to breed many women, I just always have the urge to lol
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>>769086823
I feel you brother
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>>769083783

i'm 100% hetero but even i can appreciate how decent that set of male perfection is, so i know that any fellow hetero female anons browsing by will appreciate it even moreso, despite their feminazi brainwashing telling them not to.

you better not be wasting that gear on homosexuality, faggot. that dick was made for melting pussy
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Vegans always have the biggest best boners that chicks love.
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>>769087247
This is the nicest thing anyone has said about my genitalia. Thanks anon
These are me to
>>769085748
>>769086547
>>769086823
Yes I’am very hetero
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8 inch Houston Tx guy
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>>769087247
Average in all respects except small bewbs and big nose femanon agrees.

Nb4tits also image related its my favorite image of a dick.
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>>769087685
You like big balls?
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>>769083783
Looks identical to the one that plows my wife regularly
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>>769087818
>you like big balls?
>posts tiny peanuts
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>>769087818
Yeah, I've always had a thing for balls I like tugging on them during blowjobs and such.
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>>769088375
What do you think of mine in the pic?
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6.5 I suck at pics
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>>769088465
Are you a teacher or something?
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>>769087570
would suck for days
>>769088465
you as well sir
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>>769087824
Any guys in here that use those big dicks to fuck another guys wife??
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>>769088536
The dick is ok abit long for my tastes but more importantly that is a terrible camera angle.
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>>769088723
OP here, I wouldn’t mind doing it if I was asked to. Especially if she’s super sexy
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>>769088723
I used mine to fuck Dee Siren and use to hook with a couple.
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>>769088821
It’s OP dick, these ones are all me
>>769085748
>>769086547
>>769086823
>>769087818
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>>769088859
Id ask u to for sure....

>>769088920
Would stretch my wife nicely
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hey guys am i alpha?
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Rate me
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>>769089006
OP again, post pics of her
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>>769089063
up periscope!
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>>769089006
I enjoy stretching out wives.
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>>769089102
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>>769089187
I would love to stretch her out!
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>>769089045
GTFO with that tiny baby dick. Check it 8.5 inches MFer
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>>769089187
I would breed her, OP here
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>>769089063
>>769089063
Bout Treefiddy
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>>769088821
>>769088465
>>769083783
): I'm really sad and horny and would do anything for that cock
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>>769089323
If you are going to Photoshop...do better
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>>769087818
Santa Clause is cumming to town.
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>>769089411
You can fire away....shes fixed
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>>769089700
Check em, awww that sucks. I like to breed, it’s hot to me given my huge balls and cock. OP here, would still fuck very hard
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>>769087393
Ft Worth here wanna meet up?
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u weak lil niggy
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>>769089787
Oh i agree. She hates condoms and loves creampies. Just no chance of knocking her up
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>>769089835
You got a wife/girlfriend you want to share?
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>>769090173
>>769090173
My wife made me get my tube tied
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Foreskin ginger bush masterace
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>>769090355
Nah bros before hoes
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>>769090082
Say that to my face white boi.
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>>769090173
I would force her to take it all
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>>769090796
man on man action?
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>>769088821
10/10 would suck, show balls
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>>769083783

Let me know when you are ready to start OP
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>>769090778
Thats it lad show them what real non mutilated american cuck cock looks like.
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>>769091086
She would enjoy that. Likes dominate guys. And being stretched and pounded deep.
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>>769091317

I'll give you 10,000 sheckles for that foreskin
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>>769091239
This faggot is gay
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>>769091483

How come his reflection has a beard?
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>>769091273
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>>769091456
No dice.
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>>769091527
going to post some sexy ones
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>>769090796
No thanks man, I'm only into the ladies.
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>>769091748
Femanon approved
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>>769091527
How come yours doesn't?
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>>769091774
Yeah yeah I feel ya me too me too.
But umm check it, what the ladies don't know wont hurt them.
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>>769091886
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>>769083783
He ain't the longest but the girth is good, fills them thots proper
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>>769091748
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>>769091748
>>769087818
This is how the image should look.
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>>769092224
Yeah...no thanks bro
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>>769088465
very jealous
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>>769089187
Anyone else interested or likes pounding out our wives?
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>>769092359
The walls have ears careful where you thot
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>>769092359
Dat girth though
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>>769093050
You wont want her back after
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>>769083783
whoever installed those blinds fucked up.
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>>769083783
>Alpha cock
kek sure, kid
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>>769093368
Rate pls guys
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>>769089270
Look Margaret, a negro
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>>769083783
Alpha...
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>>769089677
>armpit skin tags
fucking disgusting
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>>769093645
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>>769093050
Hell yeah! I love leaving someone else's wife full of my cum.
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>>769093570
No Latin guy here
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>>769087065
Wtf
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Justthetip
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>>769094038
Thanx for the laugh.
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>>769094112
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>>769094024
Yo Holmes
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look what came through my gloryhole...very thick :)
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>>769094226
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>>769094236
Look what came through my glory hole.
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>>769094231
What the hell man!
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>>769094236
Time to bleed
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>>769093299
I always want her back :)

>>769093926
That's her favorite
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>>769094419
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>>769094462
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6” average bout 65% hardness
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>>769094419
1
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>>769094236
same guy
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>>769094462
I'll be glad to do it. archangel73 is my Tumblr
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>>769094462
2
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>>769094462
ALRIGHT I CALL DIBS ON HER BACK DOOR.
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>>769094645
>>769094645
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>>769088465
my girlfriend's all-time favorite dick pic. yeah, she has her own fap folder.
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>>769095316
Your girlfriend is weird
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>>769094226
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Last time i show u guys pics of my wife! Lol
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>>769096544
why did they talk shit?
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>>769096668
Just dont appreciate a sexy slut
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>>769096791
Sorry bro because she is a sexy slut who needs to be stretched and breed.
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>>769097447
As much as possible
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Get on my level, kids.
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1 of 2
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>>769098606
2 of 2
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>>769093788
that split dick looks like its arguing with itself
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>>769098606
>>769098651
damn you cant really tell in the first one but youre huge.
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>>769098902
not big
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Rate?
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>>769099718
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>>769099630
seriously why do people wear boxers like this? How trashy are you? -10000 for the walmart undies anon jesus christ grow up. Yes I'm a faggot, but those make you an even bigger fag.
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>>769083783

>Hairless
Bwahahahahahahahaha
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>>769099889
Found the virgin neckbeard
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Rate it?
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>>769100203
would be so sore, but honestly wouldnt be able to say no...
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>>769100203
Trim and it'll be better. I'll say 6/10.
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>>769099630
>>769099718
>>769099761
>>769100111
>>769100203

These are all pics of the same dick
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Let's be real how many faggots are in this thread.
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>>769101279
yeah me right here yeah hi
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>>769101279
>>769101716
Also I always assumed these were only populated by gays/bis. Hard for me to believe anyone in strictly straight in these.
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>>769101279
Always in dick threads.
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All these hairless dicks. Are you guys 12 or something?
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>>769083783
A) That ain't an alpha cock.
B) It's still very suckable.
C) I'm a guy.
D) I kind of want to cut it off with a serrated blade.
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>>769087320
amazing! Wish I could see more.
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>>769102346
cum on my back bb
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>>769086547
Do you have a kik??? holy fuck i want to call you daddy so badly :( i could definitely prove im a girl
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>>769102346
>>769102616
ok
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>>769102734
ropes
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>>769083783
>cock thread
Fuck off. Die.
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7.8-8” long 6” girth
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whatcha think
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