Playing FF7 for the first time here are my thoughts on the charracters so far....
Cloud
He is confusing. I dont understand him at all. so he went to join SOLDIER but failed to do so and then went back to Nibelrhmeim as a plain generic blue, but still happened to be there with Sephiroth who he wanted to meet from the beginning?? Uhhhhhhhhhh ok. So then he gets infested with Jenova and gains all of Zack's memories??? I dont get that? On the ship he says he was jsut pretending to be zack...so is he lying?
6/10 would bang
Tifa
So this woman meets her childhood friend who turns out to be just some kid she talked to occasionally and he's acting totally crazy. But she doesn't say anything to him about how he's full of shit??? I dont really get her at all. But she goes along with everything and then she does stay to take care of Cloud, which is nice. She is growin on me.
7/10 would bang
Barret
I dont remember his storyline, he tried to help his little village and accidentally took that guy's daughter and ran away to fight Shinra and live in the basement of some lady's bar.
4/10 idk probably wouldnt bang, what would his penis even look like
Aeris
This girl was kinda cute picking flowers and trying to sell them in the ghetto. She had some of the more clever lines in the game so far but I can't understand why she ran off after the ancient temple (I guess it was because Cloud beat the shit out of her idk?). It was kinda sad that she died I guess but then I sold all of her staffs and got some coins for them.
7/10 would bang nice tits
Cat Sith
This Cat is so annoying, stealing my shit. I dont understand why they didnt just massacre it but I guess it would have just come baack later. The kitty is okay but its giant body is stupid looking. Also it doesnt seem to really have that much purpose to the plot other than being a spy but he didnt really do anything interesting anyway. i guess its kinda cool that he's a Shinra.
5/10 naw
Cid
This guy is funny, I like how he mentally abuses his girlfriend Shireen. She was so dumb, staying inside that room, and how terribly planned was that launch anyway if she had to stay in there for it to actually work...I like how he cusses a lot
7/10 would bang
Red X3
I liked red x3 for its little plot and backstory. But I cannot understand what purpose it really serves. I did find it touching when it realized its father died protecting the native americans. after that it's just like the cat thing serving no real purpose
6/10 is a dog
Yuffie
I like that shes a thief and her little town seemed to have a lot of shit happening even though she's a side character. it's like she had more to do than the cat thing and I kinda like having her in my party. but in the story parts, she tends to ruin the mood. i had a boner when she was tied up by fatty mcfat
8/10 would most definitely bang
Vincent
well even though he looks like a colossal faggot he is kinda cool. I like that he can turn into beast mode. but i dont think he adds anything to the plot whatsoever unless i just haven't got to it yet.
6/10 would bang if he looks away from me
Thank you anon, very cool!
>>769084776
yw anon anything for u
>>769083593
>playing ff7 for the first time
all of your opinions are invalid
why have you not played ff7 like back in 2002 you uncultured swine
are you slow?
mabey try playing ff 15 its probably more your speed
So did you finish the game? I didn't read anything past the first couple sentences you wrote.
>>769084972
>2002
The game came out in 97...
>>769084972
i actually lied to give myself an aura of mystery i played it on ps1 but lost interest after disc 1
>>769085023
I am in the submarine part, I got my ass kicked by that arm robot, but I think it'll be ez the second try
>>769085136
kys you are a piece of shit and are worthless
>>769085083
and your point?
>>769085282
i am sorry!!! the part with the snowboard was just zzzz
and when I replayed it, I wanted to slit my wrists but I got past it anon, thru sheer tenacity
>>769085192
Ahh yeah that one can be tough.
I loved the games when I was younger, but as I age the characters do become a bit cringeworthy. The characters in FF8 are the worst. 9 is the best, a more traditional story line and character classes, and less angsty teen bullshit.
>>769085431
you fagot i bet you play fortnite
>>769085312
You're the pot calling the kettle black. You call op an uncultured swine for not playing the game as early as you did, even though you waited 5 whole years before playing it yourself (presumably because you didn't exist when it came out).
>>769085559
I played 9 recently, I liked it a lot. sad to say but the only ones I played a lot when I was little were 6 & 8. but in retrospect 8 is so cringe worthy. 7, like I said, didn't get past the snowboarding part, but I think I was either renting or borrowing it at the time so idk why I stopped
>>769085600
no I dont i swear. I play dead by daylight LOL
>>769085431
LOL that was my favorite part. I would play the snowboard mini game in the golden saucer for points also.
>>769085737
ff7 was one of the first games i played when i was born the only game i played before was like mario on snes
>>769085944
>ff7 was one of the first games i played when i was born the only game i played before was like mario on snes
You played mario in the womb?
>>769086061
born in 92 first console was a nes
Sephiroth
I'm conflicted on how I feel about this person. I know he's beloved and a badass and all that but for the most part he just seems to speak in riddles and fly around like peter pan.
so plot wise he is going around talking about this reunion and then the reunion happens and Cloud is like "the reunion doesn't matter." guessing there's still much to be revealed
>>769085766
Are you playing these on steam? Emulator?
>>769086317
oh yeah 6/10 would bang
>>769086324
Playing on Steam rn
>>769086317
That's not sephiroth. That's Raiden from MGS2
>>769086402
Ever play FF tactics? I'd buy that if they put it on steam. Right now I'm playing disgaea 2 waiting for 5 to be released
>>769085766
10 is the only one I played but I dropped it about a quarter into the game. What do you think of it?
>>769086651
FFT and Disgaea series are both some that I've always wanted to play but never got around to. I've been playing a lot of older games lately that I either overlooked or sat in my backlog forever.
>>769083593
Cool stuff, should prob replay it, so much stuff i missed and forgot
>>769086840
I did play 10 quite some time ago. I liked it, I always hear people say they loved or hated it but it didn't get an extreme reaction from me. I picked up the HD version (along with 12) so I'll probably replay it.
>>769086840
Awesome piano collections, bad storyline, the skill system was pretty new at the time, characters are meh
>>769086440
m8 thats nier
>>769085559
The only characters I think I liked from that game were Seifer and Quistis. But a lot of the characters seemed so "blah" for such an "epic" game
>>769086840
Great game. For what it is, I'd say it's probably the best. But 9 is my favorite.
>>769087202
>bad story line
nigga u wat m8?
>>769087239
Not even. I'd recognize that eunuch crotch and white hair any where. It's Raiden.
>>769083593
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
>>769086317
Do the Turks
>>769087599
its alexia ashford from re cvx
>>769087551
Idk, i guess it didnt impact me as much as 7's or 9's did. Definitely not "bad" just harder to absorb.
>>769086915
If you like tactical games like xcom you'd like them. I probably put nearly 150 hours into a single play through of FFT, not that it should take nearly that long, I just really like the game play.
>>769087754
Tseng
Ok, rating them because I actually do like them. Tseng is the one who was friends with Aeris. I feel like every time I meet him he's like "bitch I don't got time for you," or just straight up collapsing from stab wounds.
6/10 im unsure of whether to bang or not
>>769087870
10 is when they definitely got into crazier story lines...15 was beyond me. 12 was alright.
Reno
At first I thought this guy was such a cocky punk. But he has a personality unlike some of the other Shin------Ra people. I liked that he was able to stop being an asshat to try to save Elena and Yuffie.
6.5 / 10 I guess I'd bang
Rude
I feel like this guy just doesn't give 2 fucks so by default I like him.
7/10 would bang
Elena
She's like the annoying try-hard of the group, but I can't help but feel sorry for her, at least the guys came to help her when she was in danger. I feel like she'd give me wood irl so that's a plus
7/10 would bang
>>769083593
are you bi or something
some Shin-----Ras
Heidegger
He has made me laugh a few times, but other than that he's a pretty generic villainous sidekick
3/10 would not bang
>>769088842
I've never fucked a dude, I guess you could say I'm "open minded," bi always sounds like equal attraction to me.
Scarlet
Something about this women is hilarious. She's inept and silly and over the top. I did enjoy the slapfest with Tifa (tho I question why Tifa didn't just straight up wreck this bitch). I hope to see more of her in the future.
7/10 would bang (I hope she slaps me)
I am excited for the Turks in the remake
Rufus
I don't know, I just really like this pic. But anyway, this guy just seems to be there for the purpose of having another villain who isn't Sephiroth. he's just the representation of Shin---ra with no real qualities of his own. I guess this is because Sephiroth is somewhat likable as a villain so they wanted someone to just be a douche with no redeeming qualities
2/10 too forgettable to bang
>>769089245
op is a faggot per usual
The legend
Palmer
I guess this is a comic relief character? I did find it funny that moments after I called him a fat lard he was asking to eat lard. he also got rekt by a truck which was entertaining. Is he dead? I don't remember if I've seen him lately. He was easy to beat in battle but I find it humorous that he's stronger than some of the other enemies
Don Corneo
This rapist. that whole portion of the game is so "WTF" to me, like the honeybee inn scenes. I did enjoy when he came back in Wutang. RIP in Peace.
4/10 would not bang, he's corpse
Mojo Jojo Hojo
I know he's supposed to be an old man but he looks like a school shooter. I do find that his presece at times makes the plot more interesting, tho a lot of shit just seems convoluted. "MY SPECIMENNSNSSSS"""
3/10 gnaw