If time travel were to be possible when and where would you faggots go?
>>769082119
renaissance, in italy
>>769082119
december 7, 1941 pearl harbor
>>769082119
I'm going to assume that we're able to return to whatever time we left from, can bring whatever we can carry on our body and that this is purely for tourism or maybe relocating if you hate the present
I'd go for the mid 1800's and settle the american west
killin injuns, living off the land, far enough away from the government to not be bothered, no niggers
I'd go find the prophet Mohammed before he wrote the Koran and shoot him in the fucking face
It is possible. One way.
>inb4 wew lad
Back to the days when the new world was being discovered. I'd tell the natives to NOT help the new comers survive the environment, warn them that they will fuck them over.
I'd go back to when my sister was 12 and rape her
>>769082119
if i go back in time and fuck my underaged self would it still be statutory rape or is it masturbation?
>>769082119
To 2050 to see wether Western Civilization collapsed under it's degeneracy or went full out natsoc police state
>>769082538
how tho
I'd go take photos of Kate and Gerry McCann murdering their daughter, sell them to the papers for a fortune
>>769082622
and would it be gay ?
>>769082821
One step at a time I can’t just drop it on you like this.
>>769082119
Back to high school, leave clues for myself not to fuck everything up.
I'd go back to when my Mum was a teen and fuck her in the ass...
I's save Milly Dowler from being raped and killed by Levi Bellfiedl
so I could rape and kill her myself
I'd go back to earlier this month and stop myself from getting banned on xbox
I'd like to go back and stalk my teenage parents. Just follow them around, see how they lived... I dunno... curious...
>>769082119
>be me
>buy a LOT of foreclosed/condemned land in Detroit, Chicago and Pittsburgh
>go back in time
>assure that we never enslave a single person
>tell founding fathers that slavery will have a greater negative impact on their newly founded nation than any productivity it could possibly produce
>go back to future
>nigs still in Africa catching bugs for food living in mud huts
>minimal negros come through immigration because of vast ocean and no knowledge that our landmass even exists
>only ones that can afford to come here are for the most part upstanding citizens
>homicide rates drastically plummets compared to the timeline I came from
>my property is actually worth something now
mfw better nation as a whole, North American white man never enslaved anyone, Blacks are back in #WAKANDA living the life they always dreamed of, and made the big money with one small change.
Kidnap Emma Watson as a baby, raise her as a sex slave
>>769082119
Time travel is in fact possible. We're all travelling through time right now.
>>769083450
she already is though, anon.
But seriously I'd just win the lottery every week until they decide I can't play anymore. Fuck going back or going to the future.
>>769082119
Forward in time until suitable.
>>769082119
I'd go back and kill Mohammed.
Make sure Islam never existed
>>769083397
That's not how it works. You wouldn't own it in the new time line.
>>769083746
i guess scrap the land thing, still a win in my book.
>>769082622
>>769082862
there's a word for that it's called selfcest
>>769082119
Either during the American slavery, German 1944, or the beginning of time
>>769082457
Sand people didn’t have guns back then retard
>>769082557
You wouldn’t be here to shitpost on /b/ today and there would be no wifi
>>769083049
It'd be an interesting project. Mum wouldn't know who I was, I look like my Dad so there's a good chance she'd be down to fuck. You'd get to find out just how dirty she really is
Plot twist: End up being your own father... lol
>>769082119
Forward. Far forward. But 1st a stop way back on the stock market, i guess...
I'd go back to the mid 80's and befriend my dad while he was in the military. That way when I was born in '88, I'd be my own "uncle", and could cautiously and very carefully mentor myself through my childhood and teen years. Maybe push myself to do more with my computer knowledge at a younger age, instead of squandering it until my late 20's.
I'd go back to a time when I didn't read this shitty thread...
>>769084448
u becom a hivemind dum dum
>>769084740
you were that one smartass kid in elementary school, weren't you
>>769082119
To visit OP's mom exactly nine months and a day before OP's birthday.
MFW I am now OP's dad.
>>769084842
no
i love this engaging conversation... Nothing like an intelligent person to talk with...
>>769084490
"I sure look a lot like my uncle... Mom!??"
>>769082457
I like your style.
I'd go to the future 5 minutes and beat the shit out of myself, so that when I'm future me I get beat up and get off to it because I'm a masochist
To whenever 100% realistic sex dolls are widely available and affordable.
>>769082119
I would go back to 1993. When I had no worries. I would enjoy every single day with my grandparents again
Go back and sink all the boats bringing niggers to the new world
>>769085148
Right in the feels, anon. Right in the feels.
>>769085148
This.
Honestly... this.
>>769082119
to just before some major financial crisis. vote on the right guy and cash out big
>>769082119
1993.
I'd tell high school me to do everything differently.
Destroy life before the creation of man.
Kill all the aztecs and other tribes in central to south america.
>>769082119
back to when Berkshire-Hathaway first went public and buy as many shares as I can afford. return to today and be a billionaire
>>769083397
haven't you ever seen back to the future, faggot?
>>769082119
i'd go into the future and buy a sports almanac with all kinds of results. take it back into the past. place a shit ton of bets. profit.
