I'm vegan. Just kiddin Also, nigger
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I'm vegan.
Just kiddin
Also, nigger
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>>769080561
Holy hell that looks disgusting
>>769080561
Is that prime rib? Fuck, that looks good.
>>769080561
Cook the meat properly please.
>>769083299
Properly?
You like beef jerky?
Nope.
>>769083187
No, it's Sirloin. Center cut. Cooked Sous Vide 24hr then seared.
>>769084036
BANANA!!!!
>>769080966
looks like my ass and i dont think it should
>>769080561
Somebody is a newfag eating at their parents. They don't let you have a full cut of meat?
>>769080561
Better be real butter on that corn
>>769084069
Sirloin? You mean the burger meat cut. How broke are your parents?
>>769084086
Dear God what is that?
Do tell!
>>769084069
That sounds like good shit, OP. I fucking love sirloin.
>>769084125
Ok no
>>769084139
BBC
Fucking cuck
>>769080561
love your faggot knife
jk. I dont like it
>>769080561
Steak needs like 10 more minutes.
>>769084164
mhmm beer can chicken, without beer?
What is going on here?
Is the meth in that can? Marijuanas?
>>769083299
Dickhead
>>769084201
It expired. Eat, and post result. Thank you.
>>769084227
No comment.
It died twice.
R.I.P.
>>769082197
How is a fillet disgusting fgt?
>>769084069
24 hr sous vide? Overkill anon. What temp? 75?
>>769084241
Oh here we go.
I am a self employed 52yr old. I own my home, paid for in full.
I am not a fat. I do not finish restaurant meals. I do not pig out on a 24oz steak.
Portion control.
I divide most meals and donate to Texas Rats.
>>769085022
Nvm i see it was a big hunk of meat.
>>769084069
Sous Vide master race
>>769084253
Sorry no.
>>769085043
Texas Rats?
>>769085139
how does a baked potato with bird shit in it taste like? Have u tried other animalss shit?
>>769085139
Noice. Try sous viding burgers. It is glorious...especially the mushroom gouda burgers from whole foods paired with a brioche bun
>>769084293
My parents are kill.
Sirloin is very tasty, but tough.
I did a 24hr Sous Vide which transformed the Sirloin into tender deliciousness.
Fuck off, pleb.
>>769085256
you don't even need prime to get good results. if you sous vide choice, it will break down the connective tissue enough to where it tastes like prime
Should have a healthier vegetable, not just corn. Spinach, broccoli, cauliflower etc. Otherwise it looks great.
>>769084543
It's my wife's.
>>769084552
god damn I really want to try Beef Wellington.
>>769084382
OMFG
Is that Salmon!?
>>769085212
I do Sous Vide burgers a few times a month. They are incredible.
>>769085366
wait, what am i looking at? do i see a tongue in there?
>>769085203
Quit running your stupid fucking mouth Chad
>>769080561
>>769080561
Pall mall coupon and taaka vodka?
>>769085439
this anon knows what is up
>>769085418
give doggo some fries he's a good boy
>>769085374
>married
enjoy your noose
>>769084460
Yeah, that is how my wife cooks, except more smoke. Lot's more.
>>769080561
>no vegetable in sight
I bet your weight starts with a 3
>>769085537
where are my hash browns?
>>769085469
quit running your ass, whore
>>769080561
Cook your meat you faggot.
>>769085567
>being this insecure
kys pls
Kek get meme'd
*dab*
>>769084558
If you so wish.
It's all preferance.
>>769085797
I like my steaks cooked well done...doused in catsup and showered in pepper.
>>769085034
Bravo! Great job sir!
Worked in a grocery store as a kid. Ground beef, aka hamburger meat back then came in different grades. Just depends how much fat is added. Watched in the butcher shop the grinding of meat and adding buckets of fat. Think the main difference today would be that grocery store chains ship the stuff already done to their stores. No on site real butcher shop stiff happens much any in America.
>>769085139
Yes sir. That looks...fuck.
Awesome. Thank you for posting.
>>769085909
I think Meijer might be the only one that actually butchers still. I could be wrong though.
Only the cheap meat is cooked well done. And ketchup is for trailer park people. No offense anon
>>769085139
that looks like one tasty fucking steak. baked tato looks damn good too. well done anon. 10/10
>>769085073
Hmmm.....
I'm actually vegan.
Also, nigger
Just kiddin.
>>769086018
You can ask most chains to grind you some chuck or sirloin. Grocery chain meat department clerks tend to be surely fuckers, but they'll do it.
>>769085164
Fucking stray cats.
I hate them.
But they eat damn good here.
Little fuckers.
>>769086149
Thanks anon
>>769086257
Meijer, Kroger and Walmart already have it ground up and packaged sitting in display in the meat section but you can ask one of the people behind the glass to cut a certain sized piece of beef or pork for you. Atleast i've never been hassled or fucked with by askin
I prefer rare
>>769085353
Ty. Femanon. Tits or GTFO.
>>769086398
Respect to you for still taking care of them. That's one hell of a claw for just a regular cat
>>769080561
Finish that vodka off!
>>769085366
>>769085523
No sir. Pall Mall coupon will be unused. Vodka is Heaven Hill, kind sir.
>>769086896
nice ipod
>>769080561
I'm nigger
Just kidding
Also I'm faggot
>fixed for you
>>769086896
>>769085557
Actually it's her teeth. My cock is always sore.
But, so is her ass.
Think we're even.
>>769087139
Eating this right now.
>>769085909
HEB in Texas grinds chuck. And just ask and they'll custom anything. That's where I got this 2" Center cut Sirloin. They give us Porterhouse, T'Bone, Ribeye, Fillete, whatever.
>>769087556
>>769087556
mcdick would be much better if their weirder menu items were available everywhere
>>769086036
Op here. Trailer Park. $225 a month includes all. In 5 years I'll retire on 100 acres. And I live on Surf'n'Turf in the meantime.
Live Smart. Die alone. Only one is an option.
>When youre a person that shouts a lot
>>769085433
probably farm raised pleb tier salmon
>>769088033
>>769086985
Ty, ten years old, still plays all day.
>>769084227
Am I going to hell if this is what I want?
>>769087057
tyvm
Not.
>>769087151
Are those butterballs?
Love me some butterballs.
Nigger
>>769088687
thats mashed tatos bro
>>769087556
burger literally looks like its made out of play-doh
>>769088349
Possibly.
Maybe from Alaska.
Alaska poster.
Poster, where you get.
>>769088555
It would still taste nice well-done.
>>769088749
How can you not love a big mac? It unamerican. I probably eat that combo 3 or 4 times a week.
>>769087151
Iceland deserves the shittiest food in Europe award, not britain
>>769089067
I've always heard it was scottland. Apparently everything is fried there. American btw.
>>769080561
Put that steak back on the grill, 5 minutes each side. Thx anon
>>769084069
What retarded shit did you put on the outside? If you're gonna have a steak have a steak. Get a good cut like a ribeye and just use salt and pepper. Fuck you.
>>769085410
It's not super hard to make at home, just time consuming
>>769089011
Id like to live past the age of 60
>>769089636
>Id like to live past the age of 60
Why? You're not needed
>>769089421
Seasalt, peppercorn, garlic, red pepper.
Deal with it nigger.
And yea, ribeye. Our standard. But we sometimes ny strip, tbone, filet, porthouse, whatever we feel like.
Did you ever have babybacks done in a Texas Crutch using raspberry jalapeño sauce? Nope. Sorry. Pic related.
>>769080561
Checked e
>>769089421
Here is a Texas Ribeye
>>769090194
That's a Tomahawk.
Got one way better in my Freezer.
>>769084382
Salmon and steak in same pan?
>>769084960
Seinfeld's bastard britbong
>>769090194
>>769090328
Pic related
