Hey /b/s !
Ask a male flight attendant anything
Ever fucked one of the female flight attendants on the plane?
How hard was it coming out to your parents that you were a homosexual?
>>769079954
Yeah, I fucked a flight attendants when we were at a hotel in Miami and another one in Seattle
>>769080204
Lol I’m
Not gay
are you fat
do you know teresa cooper
>>769080539
I use to be chubby or fat I guess ; became a ramp agent and worked out to become decent looking at least
>>769079910
How do you feel about the amount of radiation exposure you are subjected to? Do you think they should have a monitoring program in effect like they do for nuclear plant workers?
>>769080560
I know a Teresa but she isn’t a cooper
Have you ever wanted to deck an annoying kid?
>>769080674
which teresa do you know plz tell me
>>769080658
Lol everything gives you cancer in the world . I feel okay so I don’t care
How often to do check out women's tits cleavage ass and maybe even feet. I ask because I'm a sex addict and I spend most of my day distracted by tits and ass and feet
The female flight attendants bang passengers often-- correct?
Can you traffic drugs without getting caught?
>>769080691
Oh you have no idea , only thing I can do is basically beg the parents to control their kid with the most fakest nicest voice and smile ever . Becomes a lot more stressful when passengers start to complain . I usually just give the kid some candy or something to distract him
>>769080501
"I'm not gay, mom. I'm trade. Gays fuck me."
– John Waters's Pecker
Ever heard of Aer Lingus flight company? Just curious.
If you saw it, Would you stop 2 passengers from entering the same bathroom together ?
>>769080802
I check out the other FAs more than the passengers! If I do I’m usually subtle about it since I don’t want them catching me and making a scene but most of the time the passengers aren’t the most attractive people
>>769080844
In my experience the FAs hate the idea of banging a passenger
>>769079910
Would you eat the food that you serve to passengers?
>>769079910
what's the scariest midair incident you've ever experienced?
>>769081160
Since starting I’ve seen 2 occurrences of it looking like they were going to fuck ; but being an international flight I let it slide
>>769079910
If I am flying into London on British Airways and my connecting flight is another British Airways flight, do I need to go through customs, or can I just catch my next flight?
>>769081340
I have eaten airplane food ; it’s pretty fresh but I wouldn’t drink the airplane water
>>769081563
You’ll always have to go through customs if you go to another country but it’ll vary if they’re strict or lax
Do the pilots bang the FAs?
>t. Future Commercial Pilot
>>769081389
In my 1st flight , we flew through a storm and there was so much turblance that I felt the plane would go down ; some people started to get scared lol
>>769080480
He said on the plane asshole
>>769081701
Thank you.
I only have an hour and a half layover in London, so I'm just a little nervous about making my next flight.
>>769081724
They’re a lot of old not really good looking pilots who hit on the FAs and they find it creep. If you’re not old and decent looking , play your cards right and perhaps you have a chance .
But they’re a lot of hot ass female pilots ! Sadly haven’t flew with one yet
>>769081946
They’re fucking small and uncomfortable so no I haven’t
What's the number one thing I can do as a passenger to make your life easier?
>>769082114
Not asking for me haha kidding but don’t be annoying is all ask ; they’re people who press that call button for no reason -.-
where are you?
>>769082519
Right now I am at home ; came back from a 3 day trip in London
>>769082635
our nations capital, were you mugged or not appreciated?
>>769082951
I got a couple of dirty looks so not appreciated I guess lol
What was training like? Did you do a simulated evac?
>>769079910
1995-2000 i had a job where i'd fly one or more places a week in the US. There would often be times where seats were empty and i'd make a 3 seat bed. Traveling was generally pleasant.
Every time i've flown since, especially after 9/11, traveling seems like a chore. Every plane is full. They hubs are crowded as shit. I was in Atlanta just watching seas of people constantly flowing thru. It wasn't like that in the late 90's.
Do the old heads talk of the "good ol' days" of polite passengers?
>>769083388
So I trained with delta at Atlanta and there was a lot to take in from training . Thinking that we had a simple job to it’s a pretty stressful job ; we trained from dealing with violent rude passengers to what do if a plane crashes
We did the evac situations on a plane ; where we pretended the plane landed on water so we had to eject the door with the inflatable
>>769079910
are you a faggot?
>>769080635
I use to be chubby or fat I guess ; became a ramp agent and worked out to become decent looking at least
yes
>>769083734
I do hear some talks about the “good ole days “ but not that much I’m usually around young people who definitely weren’t around that long .
>>769083840
Nope
>>769083974
fml
Do u hook up with FA often. ?
is my preference for minimizing my presence in planes reasonable?
>>769084343
I was always with older ladies who were married or just too old for me
Until recently I’ve began to be grouped with other FAs around my age (early 20’s) but I’ve hooked up with 2 of them; one of them were FWBs
Whats the number one tip you can give to passengers in the event if a plane goes down?
>>769084939
As cheesy as it sounds please remain calm and please don’t make a scene .
Because If you panic it’s possible everyone else begins to panic . Being emtional unstable in a life threatening situation can cause more bad things happen
So just please be calm ; we were trained and we know what to do
>>769084725
Are FA horny usually. I have Delta stay at my hotel and its always the young ones tgay flirt more i havent hooked up yet but im hoping so soon
>>769085144
Haha yeah they are . But like I said usually the old guys seem to be more ballsy I’m hitting on my coworkers . I had a couple of passengers say I was cute a couple of times .
But yeah we’re pretty horny haha
>>769085376
What best move to try to see if FA down
>>769085511
Don’t hit on them during the flight ; we’re doing a job and if you hit on one of them they’ll try to steer clear of you
If you see them somewhere else you know just start with a small convo and play your cards right . We’re humans lol we like a good convo just passengers think we’re gonna have sex right there and then lol
>>769085376
Do FA usually look to hook up when on layover?
>>769082056
Fuck adults then
>>769085801
Not really , we’re usually pretty worn down but like I said play your cards right
>>769080480
>Seattle
Want to hit the bars sometime? No gay stuff.
>>769085851
Yeah. My hotel i always seen them changing. They leave their window cutains open alot lol
>>769085876
Sure ! That’ll be pretty cool lol don’t worry I bring someone if my friends
>>769079910
I only fly first class. Thanks for what you do.
>>769086356
Ok, make a thread about meeting in Seattle. I might catch it.
>>769086377
No thank you :) I’m
Glad you enjoy your flights !
