Celeb Thread Everybody drunk but me :c edition
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Celeb Thread
Everybody drunk but me :c edition
Tay!
im pretry drunk
>>769078356
how about kill yourself
>>769078350
can't decide if I prefer her old sticc legs or new thicc thighs
>>769078277
What did she do...?
>>769078356
what i would give to smell her asshole
this is my desktop wallpaper
>>769078493
Why?
>>769078466
fuck could she be any more adorable
>>769078417
Everybody was talking about how she looks like Natalie Portman. I'm starting to see it more and more. This looks like it could be from The Professional.
>>769078417
tummy
Momsen tits now!!
>>769078493
your immortal soul?
>>769078511
>4chan party van detected
>>769078463
It's a tough choice, how can you choose between two perfections?
>>769078511
why are you making me feel these feelings?
>>769078280
ssad to be you
>>769078522
because it would be heaven
>>769078356
She has great legs
>>769078627
im a car?
>>769078652
Post her painted tits
>>769078280
>how they make profit from it? wtf!!!
>>769078681
Bend her over and fug her
>>769078588
best o could find given my currents tate
>>769078787
You should party with her backstage
>>769077777
Check it
>>769078760
I'd love to
>>769078548
When she sulks and pouts
>>769078853
faggot
>>769078855
Would you make her squeal
>>769078632
have we reached peak ThiccTay or is she gonna keep going you think?
>>769078866
Or when she puts her sweaty feet in my mouth telling me to jerk off
>>769078787
Went to one of their concerts last year it was awesome
>>769078910
maisie in pain and fear is best maisie
>>769078999
check'd
fug imagine her puffy smooth shaved pussy mound
hnng
>>769078842
doubt she woudl accept a dunk boy basctsatege bro
>>769078999
Chekd
>>769078910
She'd squeal at first and then start loving it
>>769078999
Better than Maisie on dick?
>>769078466
Crept into my room and laid in my bed like she always does. Then played with my boner that was popping up under my pants. Just flicking it and gripping. When I swapped her away she just laughed and kept at it.
>>769079077
She wants drunk boys to climb on top of
>>769079097
Leave my girl alone
>>769078999
mhhm i bet she is really tight
>>769079121
nah
>>769078985
envy you man
>>769079025
>>769079087
Good shit, fuck her hard
>>769078943
i have a feeling that's gonna keep on growing!
>>769079174
She'll be so fucked on coke she just wants to bounce
my crush
>>769079158
those walls
>>769079150
Why Ollie?
>>769079126
>>769078945
Not to you...
>>769079105
Wow... Jesus....
>>769079198
I want to buttfuck her so hard and long she spends the whole day farting cum.
>>769079261
Yes!
>>769079200
wtf ive never seen tay eat before, so thats her secret
>>769079257
I told her to stop cheating on me
>>769079313
What did you walk in on this time?
>>769079286
>>769079351
There was 3 guys, all in a different hole. I was so upset!
>>769079200
getting sleepy...
>>769079297
>>769079387
lewd tongue
>>769079421
oops wasn't meant to be a reply
>>769079427
>>769079416
Post her tits pics Ollie mate
>>769079302
taylor get to me sometimes...
>>769079235
i am aware of her coke afddiction i am just not sure shes into sharing with fans nowadays
>>769079174
It was a great show if you ever get the chance to I highly recommend going
>>769079200
oh my god i love cheeseburgers too, something in common with taytay now, other than being blonde haired and white skinned and fucking sexy
>>769079302
and everything's going straight into her butt!
>>769079421
>>769079450
Wtf is this shit, fucking natalie portman are you fucking serious anon? Like really, why? I never understood why she doesn't get posted more.
>>769079267
I know. For some reason she thought it was hilarious to straddle me and have it poke her. I accidentally shoved her off the bed when I came to and she said she wasn't doing anything. And why is it so hard? I told her to get out and went back to sleep.
>>769079554
She wants to party in your lap you gonna say no?
>>769079598
u wot?
>>769079588
You're basically TayTay now
>>769079681
I'm just being silly anon
>>769079597
and her thighs and her torso and her beautiful face i love you taylor...
Hey lads
>>769079719
i want her to be my gf
>>769079600
Maybe it was already hard anon...
She was just curious...
Fuck Iggy has some nice fake tiddays
>>769079719
Jesus fuck. I am gonna fuckin cum
>>769079568
i would be alone man
>>769079743
im too tired to know what u meant lel
>>769079786
Hiya
>>769079831
uhh, no she doesn't
>>769079842
you shouldn't use the lords name in vein
>>769079786
These are a few of my favorite things.
>>769079835
>>769079853
Hershlag or Scarlett? Best decision ever
>>769079940
Always /mygirl/ Hershlag
>>769078280
Oh hey I'm drunk too!
>>769079796
well, one can always dream. Right?
>>769079940
scarlet blows natalie out of the water, there is no contest there
>>769079936
Natalie, Scarlett and Alison Brie.. these are a few of my favorite things
>>769079949
Haiz>tays
>>769079970
Watches drinking?
>>769079977
I don't know why I imagine her even liking me, anon. But i do
>>769080014
No arguments from me
>>769079966
Queen of Amerisrael
>>769079176
no more mbb?
>>769079996
Scarlett beating my ass when?
>>769079786
>>769080222
checked and keked
>>769079797
I am sure it was. I doubt she had anything to do with it.
That is why she told me sheb I confronted her the following morning. She did not know that it could get so hard. I told her to never do that again. She pouted all day.
>>769080115
Wew love that high res Hershlag
>>769080222
Lmao you’d still fuck both of them ;)
>>769080186
Go to bed dillon
I don't care about the jew stuff, but if anyone says that nat and scarjo aren't 11/10 they are just trying too hard to be edgy.
>>769080074
Tay is a lovely person, she'd probably like you anon!
>>769080272
I don't know what I would have done in that situation...
Pouting girls... my weakness...
Always want to kiss them then...
>>769080379
I like me
>>769080345
It’s 5:50 pm you dumb faggot
>>769080069
Not drinking anymore recently got back
Nothing special just some generic cocktails and shit
:3
My sweet Elle
>>769080655
MY CRUSH
>>769080672
need her in my bed lads
>>769080385
Had to be firm. Could not allow that nor encourage it. I apologized eventually because she was sad but told her she had to understand. She nodded but I do not think she meant it. Told her to stop coming into into my room if she did that again. She obviously snuck into my room that same night but behaved. Just cuddled and said she was sorry and if i was still mad at her. Kissed her forehead told her to go to sleep.
You would even kiss Kenzie then?
>>769080664
Sounds too sensible, not wild enough
You can still type nicely for one
Milliiiiiiiiie
>>769080760
Bit forward, but the lady is spoken for. Elle is my wife, I ask that you do not speak about her in such ways again.
Nice RP
>>769079302
You know she browses /b/ right?
HEY TAY. POST A PIC OF YOU EATING FOR THIS ANON.
When will JLaw finally get blacked so I can fap my dick raw?
>>769080655
>>769080728
>>769079856
stfu, yes she does.
>>769080907
nah fuck you stupid faggot i would fuck her in the ass so hard she'd forget she was a fanning
>>769080965
Do you think Tay checks these threads to make sure we're all saying nice things about her?
>>769080907
How's the sex?
>>769080832
I thought the stuttering faggotry was the most cringe inducing shit I'd seen in these threads but this pedo larping shit is cringeX9000.
Drink. Bleach.
>>769080905
>>769080974
Freaks, Faggots, Drunks & Junkies
>>769081007
You should be ashamed of yourself. Talking about a man's wife like that.
>>769081021
Very nice, Elle is a passionate lover.
>>769081017
well we always do just in case
>>769080672
Hey!
>>769080832
Cute cuddles and kisses
Ofc! Especially Kenzie!
>>769081123
Pic :\
>>769080543
>>769080974
Only faggot here is you dillon
>>769081003
Who cares?
>>769081040
I love when they know they're sluts but act all innocent.
>>769081123
Have you had a threesome with Dakota yet?
>>769081183
>>769081153
See, Mackenzie is pure.
>>769081021
>like he fucking knows
stupid faggot has never been more than 8000 miles from her
>>769081135
What a hot slut.
Would suck her nasty tits if she pays for the coke.
>>769081153
>Hey!
Hello dadfu
>>769081135
Of course. Hopefully our kind words can make her smile
>>769081040
Tummy!!!!!!
>>769080728
:]
>>769081214
Yes she is!
>>769081190
Of course not, we are monogamous.
>>769081227
How are you Mister Fanning?
im ai drunj idk eben whay im doin gao is hit
>>769080879
Quiet one for me this weekend, I am drunk but not out of it. Only had like 3
Next weekend I have a date so may get more wasted
>>769081162
I fucked your mom pretty good so I must not be that gay
>>769081238
>>769081035
He is talking about his cousin pleb
>>769078432
I wonder if she looks like this when she's pooping
Taygahgs kol yo urslef
>>769081317
I'm doing great, having a nice night with my Elle, how are you?
>>769081303
I've heard, when she was single, she was open to fucking her sister
>>769081346
don cry Tay ;_;
>>769081405
as someone who has taken many of her logs to my face I can say no, not even close, she strains and grunts a lot.
>>769081335
You have to be 18 to be here. Stop pretending to be drunk.
>>769081408
Oh I am good aswell!
What are you two up to?
>>769081337
Get that dick Jenna poster
>>769081343
And yet you fap to black cock and the thought of sucking dick
Literally a faggot, cuck too
>>769081343
Jokes on you, my moms a dude
>>769081415
They are very close anon, but not that close.
>DURR GURR IM DADFU
kill yourself herman
>>769081497
Tollund Man.
I’ve met this dude in person
>>769081472
Just cuddling and relaxing. How about you and kenz?
>>769081477
Ty
He seems nice so far but we shall see
>robertsnig is awake again
Guess that's my cue to go to sleep myself. Goodnight all
>>769081177
If you're the one that replied to me to begin with, than you obviously care. You care enough to tell me your opinion, which nobody gives a fuck about.
>>769081526
Ask her and see if she smiles naughtily
>>hurr durr b...b...but im dadfu
KYS
>>769081719
God I'd eat that ass all day
Manlet king eep eep O_O
>>769081767
Are rat boy and robertscunt the same person?
>>769081670
I'd say you have better than average taste
Don't forget about us when you're getting d tho
>>769081761
>>769081153
She still gets super jealous whenever my girlfriend comes over though
>>769081646
This would be a hilarious counter to the pedo that's always posting millie bobby brown, spamming him with Bobby Browners...
>>769081704
Anon! I will not.
>>769081817
tbh this one is better.
>>769081839
I heard Elle was the one who got between Dakota's legs and munched that pussy
>>769081871
duff butt is always better
>>769081904
would literally pay thousands of dollars to see elle eating dakota ass
niggers tongue my anus
>>hurr durr b...b...but im dadfu
KYS
>>769081904
>>769082000
You two are being very rude about my wife.
>>769082103
Can you get oral sex from her right now?
>>769081811
I'm not sure what that means but is nice of you.
Your taste would be... less than average, sorry friend
Ofc I won't forget about you guys. I bet loads of you still post here after getting the pussy anyway
>>769081660
Kenz is laying on my lap rn. Playing with her hair atm
>>769081830
Since when do you have a gf?
>>769081017
Ohh 100%.
I know that she always skims the threads about her.
>>769082210
About 2 months ago. Classmate.
new
>>769082413
>>769082103
>hurrdurr im a fat virgin who is 40 and will never meet elle and wikl only jerk my tiny dick to her in super 8 for the rest of my fat pathetic NEET "life"
