Horsing around
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Horsing around
nice
>>769077880
fake
These pics may be fake, but it does happen occasionally. I dated a girl when I was younger who had blown and fucked Shetland ponies before.
I would play with a horse cock, but only let a pony mount me.
i wouldn't mind giving it a try, although i don't wanna be like that dude that was literally fucked too death by the horse XD
>>769079960
That was another horse that killed him, and that's why you have someone to control the thrusting until you can take it
>tfw soon ill be able to have a virtual world where i can have an island inhabited by ebe/hebe girls who learn that part of owning animals like dogs and horses is milking the males. its very important.
>>769079960
some queen of england got killed by the horse she was fucking when the supports let go
>>769078400
not fake man
el-ladies dot com used to do stuff like this until Netherlands made it illegal
that ain't fake
>>769077880
can i get a source tho?
>>769080224
That was Catherine the Great of Russia.
>>769080436
BeastmoviesDOTcome
>>769080436
Beastmovies (DOT) cum
>>769077880
>this kills mankind
>>769080307
I mean, it's a real horse, and a real woman. It's fake cum, though.
I have yet to see a single video of a woman sucking off a horse that actually cums, only fake cumshots. Only even seen two videos with real horse cumshots in the first place, one where a guy jacks the horse off with a masturbation sleeve then shoves his face in the stream, and another where a fat lady fucks a miniature stallion and gets creamed (very hot, but it's not a full size horse).
I never understand why people who literally make money shooting bestiality porn don't know somehow about flaring and think they can fool people by dribbling some milk out of a tube.
>>769080191
Pls let join
>>769078885
they arent fake.... they are just drugged horses and fake cum. shes actually sucking a horse cock
>>769080588
>>769080533
this shit is cancer old ass videos
404 in 3
>>769080533
wait hold up tho, is this shit legal?
>>769080856
were do you live
>>769080856
In most countries, it's legal to view, but not to produce or participate in.
horse porn in general is super boring. they are too big and heavy to mount the chicks. blowjobs are boring and the chicks are ugly.
and then there are some vids of ponys mounting people with real penetration. problem is i've only seen super fat chicks or dudes.
long story short, dog porn is better.
>>769080993
One of my favourite dog videos, the guy understimates the size of the knot and practically starts screaming as the dog drags him around.
>>769080993
Doggies are best
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>>769080993
this.
>>769078885
story time lad
>>769080528
sorry thanks for clearing that up i'm too lazy to research but nothing here is true anyway
>>769080623
but it's a boon to horse kind
>>769081432
kek
>>769080993
Oddly, I feel sort of the opposite. The animal cock is the appeal; during actual sex, it's buried inside a woman and it's just like vanilla porn. I prefer blowjob scenes for this reason. Horse blowjobs are amazing, but the cumshots are always fake as hell and disappointing. Plus, most girls don't try to actually fit it in their mouth, they just lick it. Dog videos are 99% just a dog licking a snatch, which is super boring, and when they "fuck" the girl, it lasts for three seconds before they pull out and the girl has to coax them into mounting again... or they knot which is hot in theory but in practice is just two minutes of no motion. The pullout is usually satisfying at least, but if I wanted two seconds of fap material, I'd use static images.
The best dog porn is some of the japanese MAD stuff with a girl sucking off two dogs at once. Only half of them are into it, though, and it ruins it when they clearly are disgusted.
Maybe I'm just too picky about my weird fetish porn.
>>769081259
Shared this once online before (a month or so ago), but have told two of my really close friends. So going back like 20 years ago, I’m in my mid-20s. Working in finance, pretty sweet gig, have decent spending cash, nice work life balance, living in a pretty big city on the east coast. Meet a really cute girl, she works in HR for a company in a similar business to mine. She’s smart, working on her MBA while working. When I say cute, she’s actually really beautiful, great body, dresses outstanding. Also, the sex is amazing, she’s down for anything, and she’s really, really submissive. Like, incredibly submissive. Things are going well, have been dating for a few months. Only one thing bothering me. From time to time, she would get a phone call, and then tell me that something came up at work, and she’d have to go in, or needed to do a last minute trip out of town, whatever. And I wouldn’t see her for a day or two. This happened like once every couple weeks, but then later on, it would be a few weeks with nothing, and then twice a week for a week or two.
So eventually, I confront her on it, and I’m like, “what the heck is going on? It seems like you’re cheating on me.” She assures me she’s not, but doesn’t want to talk about it. I let it go, but then it happens again, and she has to cancel a date that I had been planning for a while. We get in a fight, and I tell her if she doesn’t tell me more about what’s going on, then we’re done. She says she has to go out of town for something, and we can talk about it when she gets back. I say, “I have some time off accrued, why don’t I just go with you.” She freezes, and then tells me that it’s too embarrassing to talk about. I tell her to try me.
So it turns out that her submissive side goes very, very deep, and she has a dom/master that would call her.
>>769081706
I’m pissed now, since she swore she wasn’t cheating on me. She tells me she doesn’t sleep with him, it’s a different kind of relationship. She wasn’t lying about having to go out of town at the last minute, or even “go in” in town. What her master was doing, however, was arranging encounters for other beast aficionados who wanted to watch a pretty young woman perform in a submissive situation. She would go to private parties, or occasionally even just a one-on-one viewing, and the guys would supply their own dogs, or her master would bring one of several he had. She did this in cities all along the east coast. Often times she would be led in on a leash, with a mask covering her face, and either lingerie or nude.
I told her I had to actually see this to believe it. She called her master back, he refused to allow me to go with her, but said he would let me watch a few videos of it, and then he’d decide if he’d allow it. She went out of town for two nights one weekend, and right after she left, a courier delivered a package with three VHS cassettes in it (late 90s, DVDs were just taking off). I watched all three over the weekend. It was impossible to get through one without fapping and cumming though. Here was my girlfriend, getting her pussy and ass licked out, sucking on dog cocks, getting fucked and getting her ass fucked. Closeups of creampies, etc. all for a live audience, and on tape. I could tell it was her, but the mask did do a good job of obscuring her. I got to watch it once live, in a small warehouse near McLean, Virginia. The guy was able to sneak me in, since it was about 50 guys watching this. There were nine separate dogs there that night. It was both arousing and horrendous to watch.
I asked her afterwards how long she’d been doing it. She started fooling around with her own dog in high school, and met the dom/master when she was in college, and it just kept progressing.
>>769081763
The night I saw was one of the more intense nights she’d done. I asked if she ever did anything other than the dogs (meaning any of the guys). She assumed I meant other animals. She had done a Shetland pony or other smaller horse a couple times before. The first time was at a Kentucky derby themed party that someone had held. She was blindfolded, and realized when she got mounted that something was different. She started to object and her master gave her a quick slap to the face and told her she would enjoy it if she relaxed. She ultimately did, but told him afterwards not to surprise her again like that. She did ponies another time, this time willingly, and serviced three, one of them orally and two vaginally.
In any event, I found it really hard to take all this at the time. We ended up breaking up a month or so later. I didn’t really keep in touch her with, but I have followed her career from afar. She’s still in HR, not with the same company, but has advanced pretty well, and is now the VP of Human Resources for a Fortune 1000 company. It blows my mind to think about this professional, executive woman on her knees in a warehouse, surrounded by men watching her get fucked by dogs and more.
>>769080224
THere was a myth about a Russian queen doing that, but it is generally dismissed.
>>769080623
OH man, I feel so bad that humans might die. Boo hoo.
>>769081763
I've never seen a video of a single session with more than two dogs... nine in one night is crazy... but super hot.
>>769080993
Care to share?
>>769081706
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>>769081818
I don't actually believe any of this, but you made me jack off, so... thanks? Apparently I'm really into the idea of getting cucked by animals, which I didn't know about myself.
>>769083296
Ha, well, glad you got off. I actually wish it wasn't true, as I wouldn't have a fucking beast fetish now if I hadn't experienced that first hand. In hindsight, I wish I had stayed with her, but younger me found it too difficult to deal with.
>>769082882
Sauce?
I have shared this one before here, but since we have a beast thread, here we go again. This kicks off when my wife was about 14 or 15. She was spending the night at her best friend's house. They were talking about sex stuff, masturbating, etc. Friend says she wants to tell her something but she has to swear to keep a secret. She tells her that she lets her dog lick her down there, and she has orgasms. My wife is shocked but curious. Asks her to show her. Girl brings the dog into the room, and takes off her underwear, and dog just goes at it. Girl cums after a few minutes. She asks my wife if she wants to try, says it feels really good. She decides to try it. That happened a few more times over the next couple months. They had a conversation one day after school about blowjobs, as they were getting to the age where guys were trying to get them to give them. She told her that she had been practicing on her dog. Again, shows her, and then asks her if she wants to try it. Her friend had done most of the work, so he was already cumming, she did it for maybe 30 seconds or a minute when he had the final orgasm shot. It was apparently a lot, very warm, very watery and metallic.
Another sleepover a while after that, they were doing the licking thing again, and the friend told her she had "done it" with him. My wife asked what she meant, and she said, "I'll show you", and got on all fours, and the dog immediately mounted her. My wife was already turned on from the oral, and ended up masturbating while watching her best friend get fucked by a dog.
The friend ended up moving over the summer. They stayed in touch, and my wife would visit her or she'd come visit at least once a year. I have met her a few times. We stayed at their house for a few days a couple years ago. You would never guess this woman was into that in her teens. Super prim and proper woman. Wears dresses, heels and pearls all the time, drives a nice SUV to pick her kids up.
>>769080718
>Only even seen two videos with real horse cumshots in the first place
I have a few real horse cumshots, but none of them involve blowjobs or women at all. Most involve semen collection sleeves or some guy with a lubed up arm working the horse to orgasm, and two involve mating and early pullout. I also have one of two male horses fucking and the bottom cums.
In spite of getting them here not that long ago, I’ve since received a short ban for reposting. The gay horse one is surprisingly hot and easy to find on liveleak, and some other haunches-straining, horsecock-flaring closeup cumshots can be found there too.
>>769083467
Was she getting paid for this? Because you probably should have told her master that you would now be receiving a cut.
Raid this thanks /EtKcg7
>>769083700
Its fake
>>769083753
So, I shared that on /b/ a couple months ago (have shared it a few times). I read other stories, and have been getting more and more into this. I finally got up the nerve to ask my wife about it again. We were a little drunk, and I asked her. Well, maybe more than a little. In any event, I asked her again whether she ever did it again other than what she told me. She said, "like on my own?" I said, "that's an odd hedge. No, like, at all." She says, "ok, don't be mad..."
She proceeds to tell me that her sophomore year of college, she went to visit the childhood friend when she had spring break. She stayed at friend's apartment. They went out drinking and when they got back, both were really tipsy, and her friend's dog, which was like a neapolitan mastiff or whatever, (one of those big dark gray mean looking things...), is all over her friend. They get to talking about what they used to do. She asked the friend if she still does it, and she said she did. My wife says, "I want to see." Her friend strips down, and the dog starts to go down on her. She then goes down on the dog too. My wife by this point has taken off her skirt and thong as well. She's masturbating while the friend is sucking the dog's dick. She then gets on her knees, and the dog immediately mounts her. My wife is now actively masturbating and says to her something like, 'fuck, that is so hot. i haven't been fucked since xmas.' Her friend says, 'do you want to try it?' My wife gets down on her knees, and the friend helps the dog onto her. My wife said the dog penetrating her made her gasp, and he quickly was pumping away. She ended up pushing back against him, and came a couple times, but in the pushing back, he ended up knotting her. She said after he came, it was the most awkward thing, having him stuck like that. They were stuck together for about 15 minutes or so, and then it had shrunk enough to release.
She said it was really hot to try it, but only a one time thing
>>769083900
No, just a fetish for her to be submissive.
>>769083802
The semen collection is crazy. I dated a girl who was a veterinarian. Her first job after school was in Kentucky. She had crazy horse semen collection stories. I always found it hot that part of her job was getting horses to cum.
>>769081706
>your girlfriend has a "master" that she never told you about
You're a fucking loser, faggot. I almost referred to you as "man" or "bro" but you're less than a man and any brother to you should have disowned you by now.
>>769084769
crazy like how?
>>769080224
Russian
I wish 4chan allowed bestiality tbh :// big kink
>>769085408
Uh, you're literaly in a bestiality thread on 4chan right now, buddy.
>>769085605
I think he meant like in gif where we can hear sounds. And it would die too fast in gif
>>769084769
The horse gave her orgasms before you did.
>>769085408
>I wish 4chan allowed pizza tbh :// big kink
ftfy
>>769085408
8.ch has an entire board
>>769085605
I mean yeah but it's gonna get boinked by mods.
>>769085932
WHAT
>>769086064
Bestiality is allowed on /b/. If mods take the thread down its because that mod or janitor is a fag or a retard or a retarded fag, not because the thread broke the rules.
Please post more bestiality stories!
>>769085932
Yeah but it sucks. Everyone there wants to fuck animals, not watch other people do it. So all the images are just "look at this dog vagina."
some good quality video of a beautiful girl with a nice ass fucking a dog?
The prettiest one I've ever seen is Vixen but it has a mask,
>>769080528
And it's not true anyway
>>769081134
post this please. i'm in need of a kek.
>>769084769
pls to be sharing a crazy semen collection story
>>769086484
Back in the days of limewire and kazaa there was an amazing vid of some chick fucking her dog. I think it was a German shepherd. Wish I had that computer still.
>>769087225
>No closeup on the pullout
Come oooooonnn
>>769087095
bi laura
There's a Japanese video called dog game or something where they get a pornstar to blow one. found it on the torrent board.
bump
:3
>>769082882
Fake. Shes really licking a baseball bat or something like that.
>>769087487
Thanks anon!
Bump UwU
bump
>>769087095
>Back in the days of limewire and kazaa
Many an FBI report could be started that way, but I’d be lying if I claimed I didn’t know what “taking the knot” meant years ago.
>>769087225
That took some practice.
And the horse lovers bag of shavings is kek
>>769078355
How the fuck is that a teen when her face looks like she’s 40?
>>769087043
She was hazed quite a bit at the beginning. They made her "sanitize" the horse's dick probably quite a bit more than they needed to. We both think they just liked watching the attractive girl rubbing a horse's dick until it got hard. She also had to hold the artificial vagina most of the time. Then there was the collection and cleaning. Maybe all the new interns had to do it, but she felt like they were especially hard on her in that regard (no pun intended).
For all actually interested pornsocket has an amazing range of old professional beast porn and more recent amateur. /categories-media/15-animal . On another note if you search up the user minksuya they have a whole archive of great content you can watch.
Any good sites for bestiality?
>>769087225
>>769087749
I hope you burn in hell for that shit.
>>769088979
Comes here
Jerks off
"I hope you burn in hell for that shit."
>>769087225
holy crap <3
>>769085932
i thought 8:chan was taken down? it doesnt show on google anymore
>>769089219
nope just trolling
>>769089452
not being on google doesn't mean shit
>>769089219
BTW you are going to hell too
>>769087749
Fucking EWWWW!!! WTF?!?!
>>769080718
Go to pornofury dot com. They have hundreds of videos of chicks fucking and blowing horses and they are definitely not fake. I'm not into those videos myself, but just visiting the site theres usually at least one on the front page.
>>769090198
Thanks for the link.
The problem, though, is that you can't tell a fake if you're not into it. The complaint isn't that a woman isn't really blowing a horse. The complaint is that:
1) The horses never cum,
2) The directors fake a cumshot anyway
When you first try this stuff out, you have no idea that it's faked. Once you get into it, though, you start to recognize the animal behavior and realize the fakery. That horse just came, but he's not fully erect. That horse just came, but he didn't whinny or start bucking. That horse just came, but his cockhead didn't flare out. That horse just came, but it was a low pressure watery dribble.
I don't have to actually visit that site to tell you those videos are all either missing a cumshot or contain a fake cumshot, simply because you said there were "hundreds" and not "one." Hundreds of videos of women blowing a horse to real, actual completion don't exist. One or two might... but I haven't seen them.
The harsh reality is that a woman probably can't blow a horse to completion in the first place... horses don't get off that way.
