How do I get a girlfriend?
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How do I get a girlfriend?
A really good place to start is asking the autistic degenerates on 4chan. I'm sure they're experts
>>769071011
you don't really want one
you think you do,but you don't
Don't go on 4chan
>>769071011
Get money, go to club/bar show off you have money.
>>769071192
why not?
>>769071011
Bumping for interest 24 years old virgin here
>>769071230
But I work hard for it. Is that really the easiest way?
1. Be someone that people want to talk to.
2. Talk to people, including women
3. Find a woman that likes talking to you and you like talking to her.
4. Take her out to places. Spend time with her. When you have some privacy, kiss her.
5. She likes it and wants more? Great, you're a couple.
>>769071011
Lower your standards! Not joking! I was virgin till 20. then I thought: fuck it, I take the next bitch possible. Sadly, the was crazy and ugly. But the teaches me very well! After that horror relationship I’ve got a run.
>>769071285
Unless you are a 9/10 or higher(which you're on 4chan/b, so you arent) you will need money to acquire a gf
>>769071011
1) Be rich
-or-
2) Be powerful or famous
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3) Be extremely good-looking
>>769071011
Go down to your local WalMart, Aisle 12, and purchase one like everybody else.
>>769071011
Become someone worth dating.
>>769071192
Women are so much hassle. Its a cost–benefit analysis, and women fail it.
>>769071394
1. I hate socializing with people.
2. I do, but I'm not very talkative.
3. How?
I'm fucked.
>>769071523
There are people who are neither of those things that have girlfriends. How do you explain that?
>>769071394
>Great, you're a couple.
That is not how women work lol
If that happens you're just one of many cocks she has to sit on when ever she isnt feeling enough attention from the other cocks
That is not how you get a gf
>>769071111
Quads speak the true truth
>>769071430
My standards are so low, I can't find them.
>>769071572
How?
>>769071614
Stockholm syndrome, they were forced in to the relationship and stayed with it cause they like abuse
>>769071700
I don't think that's right.
Holy shit from the small thumbnail i thought that was my sister at first. that would have been something
>>769071591
You have no idea how easy it is talking to women. You can talk about literally anything and they have an opinion on it. That's part of the (their) problem.
>>769071111
fpbp
It's all just luck really... if you are over 18 and still struggling, then you are just fucked. It never gets easier, but hey you might be able to pay for sex one day... so there's that.
>>769071833
I would argue that it varies from individual to individual. I feel like I selectively have to choose what I should bring up, in order to not be ignored or dismissed, with the exception being less than 10%.
>>769071649
If your standards are to low, the woman will recognise it, and she’ll dumb you. she wants to be chosen because she is special and not because she is just there and available.
>>769071986
I have paid for sex on all three occurrences I've performed intercourse and I'm 28.
>>769072236
That is possible. I won't argue against that.
>>769071011
Go on /biz/ start a thread and tell them you want to get gf and need to make money, they'll set you straight.
>>769072315
I have money. Money has never been an issue. I've always been generous around women.
>>769071591
1. You hate socializing with _everyone_? I doubt that. Find a community that you enjoy. If you truly hate everyone, then you wouldn't want a gf.
2. You need to be interesting. The easiest way is to be talkative, but it's not the only way. I have a friend that can't talk well but is a great dancer. He becomes the star whenever we go to a club and all the girls want to dance with him. Find something that you can contribute to a social group.
3. It just takes time. If you talk to 100 women, I'm sure 2-10 will be interested in you. The better you look, the more charisma you have, the higher the percentage. But even looking like shit, there will be some women interested in you. The question then becomes whether you're interested in them.
>>769072373
So be a little bit more generous and hint you want to buy GFE Girl Friend Experience from them.
>>769071614
Don't bother arguing logic to most of these idiots. They pretend to know what they're talking about when they don't have the first idea of how to interact with women.
>>769071011
you ask about 100 of them out.
>get rejected by 50
>go on 45 shitty first dates
>go on a 4 second dates
>have one girlfriend
>>769072244
>performed intercourse
yeah i could never have guessed that you might have a hard time with women
>>769071986
>if you are over 18 and still struggling...
I was a huge nerd. First kiss at 19. Since then I had multiple girlfriends and now have a wife. It's never too late.
>>769072377
Thanks. You're on point, I guess.
>>769072474
I don't want my relationship to be reliant on my ways of generating income.
>>769072805
>I don't want my relationship to be reliant on my ways of generating income.
Oh boy, are you going to be disappointed with life.
>>769072179
That's where you're wrong. You can talk about anything. You fucking breathe and she'll go "Oh you're breathing, yeah i had a friend like that and she couldn't breathe too well she had to go to paris for a special operation and her family was blalalalalaalala
Eventually they don't stop talking and you'll miss it when they ignored you.
Guys. It's all inside our heads, really.
I am 27, had one girfriend for over 5 years. My second girfriend became my fiancee. I had to end this becausae she cheated on me. Well, guess "I was too good for her" stuff.
I am 27 and I still think that I will never meet any nice woman in my life. It is all inside of us. We do not need to learn how to meet women, we need to learn how to love ourselves and be ourselves.
Focus on your best traits, showcase those, and work on you not so great traits. Also, be sure that you actually want a girlfriend or if you just want someone. If you want a girlfriend, that takes a lot of time and commitment (depending on how far into it you are or how serious it is) and you need to make sacrifices. If you just want someone, date casually. Don't tie yourself down unless you meet someone you could imagine settling down with.
Better question. I'm catching a movie later with my newly single and sexually open cousin. How do i fuck her.
>>769072658
Having sex with prostitutes can only be described as something contrived and coerced as 'performed intercourse'. Sorry.
>>769072875
Anyone who feels disappointed with life can only blame themselves. Myself included.
>>769072599
This. It's a numbers game. You can get a coin to land heads up ten times in a row if you flip it long enough.
>>769072377
1. Introversion is a thing. You're probably right, but there's probably an element of context. Socializing in a small group of friends is way different from going out to a noisy bar, and it's entirely possible to hate socializing in all contexts in which one would naturally tend to meet new people.
2. True, but nearly-infinitely easier said than done.
3. This is a problem is you find doing that draining.
Not saying you're wrong, exactly, but I'm not sure it really addresses the underlying problems.
>>769072899
I'm not sure I have been mingling with the same personalities you have been mingling with.
>>769072980
I've never hired a prostitute so im gonna take your word for that
>>769072805
>I don't want my relationship to be reliant on my ways of generating income.
I get where you're coming from, and yeah, you really do not want a girlfriend who is always demanding shiny bling or who wants you to take care of her. But money problems are a huge source of strife in relationships. If you want someone basically self-sufficient, you've got to be someone basically self-sufficient.
>>769072474
>girlfriend experience
>takes your money for as little as possible in return
yup. real niggaz buy pornstar experience and get a half decent fuck
>>769071011
You just ask, talk, get to know her.
You know that moment when you see some guy with a girl and you just think to yourself "fuck, how did he get a girl like that and here I am without." It's simple. He tried, you didn't.
>>769072377
>You need to be interesting
when will this meme end.
virtually nobody is actually interesting, yet they all make friends and fuck each other anyway. literally all you actually have to do is not be a coward and a follower. you can be stupid, you can be an asshole, you can boring, you can be autistic as fuck, as long as you're not timid, shy and quiet.
>>769073158
Which problem?
The only problem here seems to be that you're not willing to try hard enough to get what you want.
Talking to woman and looking like an interesting guy is pretty much just practice. It's a social game.
Don't expect anything and don't do whatever you don't want to. Most girls will feel if you're trying too hard to get them, but they really like a guy that just doesn't give a fuck.
The real secret is honestly to not talk to woman like you want to fuck them. But to just chill.
>>769071011
Hunt in your league
Self confidence. The shy die alone unless you find another shy but you can't unless you socialize which would make you have to be an outgoing not shy person.
Luckily we live in an age were face to face human reaction isn't necessary to start a relationship. eHarmony, tinder etc can help you if you're a loser but at the end of the day if you don't love yourself you'll never keep someone else happy.
>>769073860
Disabled people?
>>769074049
Well there's your problem. Another problem Hitler could've fixed.
>>769074049
Nabilla is out of your league
>>769071011
lower your standards
>>769071011
Firstly if you haven't had one yet, but have tried, stop expecting chicks that look like the pick, you will need to lower your expectations a lot, then just speak to chicks, don't talk about dungeons and dragons or some gay ass shit like that, she doesn't care, talk about shit chicks like they talk about themselves so much they don't really care what you like, they just want to hear what they want to hear.
Try not to think about trying to get a chick, just chill and chat to chicks act confident
>>769074049
woop maybe you should roll off a roof instead
Money. Money. Money.
>>769071285
>>769071466
There’s your answer. Women look for men with money to provide support.
The best hunter and protectors in the cave man days got the best pick of bitches, now it’s money.
>>769071285
It's not. These people don't know what they're talking about.
What matters is that you're interesting, magnetic, someone that people (including women) want to be around. Dropping cash and buying drinks is one way to do that if you are happy with gold diggers.