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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL
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>>769070350
I lost
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>>769070350
How can you break with that.
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>>769070350
I believe you don't know but this is how ABS works.
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>>769070620
Lost
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>>769070350
I don't get it
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>>769070350
i dont get it
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>>769070350
my nigga was playing the marimbas with the rotors
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>>769070350
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>>769070999
rofl
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>>769070350
>>769070547
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>>769070350
I don’t get it
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>>769070903
Really dude?
Are you a man?
If so, you should really learn to do the basic mechanical work on your car yourself.
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>>769071188
i could get my hands dirty though
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>>769071188
This. Most guys these days are useless
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For all the "I don't get it" fags, the brake rotor is worn down to the structure
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>>769070620
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>>769071150
lost
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>>769070903
>>769070905
>>769071145
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>>769071274
so a lot of us get it, but it's not that funny.
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>>769070903
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>>769071236
DUDE!
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING WITH YOU?

WHAT IN THE FUCK!
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>>769070350
Can you imagine the noises that shit made?
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>>769071415
bitch imma fuck yo ass if you keep talkin nonsense
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>>769071188
so DubDub enlighten the tardy. All I can see is that it doesn't have any pads. Is that the funny part?
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>>769071342
I just apply pressure to the vroom vroom stick and I go what else is there to know?
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>>769070350
That's not even possible, the joke is LICHRALLY on you guys.
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>>769071357
I guess it's funny if you're a mechanic and now can charge for all of the extra work to get it right again. Probably a blond who's been driving with those brakes for a couple of months.
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>>769071543
topkek
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>>769071688
lets go already imma make love to your sweet ass
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>>769071713
I’ve seen shit like this at construction sites Mexicans are crazy
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>>769071372
can you explain please im a girl
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>>769071372
thanks that helps a lot. i thought it was just no pads and the lines were just to help cool them. you learn something new everyday if you aren't careful
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>>769071806
OP's image is like your hairy ass.

It's supposed to be smooth.
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>>769071844
too soon
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>>769070903
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>>769071806
tits or gtfo
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>>769071904
my ass isnt hairy tho, i got it waxed like a week ago :o
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>>769071911
your reply is cringe
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>>769070350
Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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>>769071717
Oh fuck how did I lose to this
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>>769071689
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>>769071904
I get that but can anyone in this thread actually explain the function of those perforations or is everyone just insecure about their masculinity
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>>769072000
just stahp
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>>769071883
they are for cooling purposes, the thing is those lines are supposed to be in between two thick solid walls of metal that is used as a braking surface
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>>769070350

prob a heat-dissipating design for racing
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>>769072070
tits or gtfo
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>>769071970
you know the drill now get to know the hammer pics for proof
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Are you ready
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>>769072147
what?
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>>769071260
That's the issue. Too many "guys" these days bitch about their pronouns.
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>>769070903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlbFFq60Tec
The brakes are incredibly busted
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>>769071970
proof or liar
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>>769071883
>you learn something new everyday if you aren't careful
>implying that, if you are careful, you won't learn anything

fuck, women are dense
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Me so horny
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>>769071970
Then your rotors are fine.
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>>769070594

but the USA NEEDS Mexicans !

.
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>>769072070
No.
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>>769070350

how in the fuck...
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>>769072270
cool, more tanlines?
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>>769072277
what the retardation are you talking about?
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>>769071812

wat
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>>769072000
wow. good copypasta.

like i haven't seen that one here 30 times before.
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>>769071358
Fuck what's this from?
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>>769072515
Stance culture has taken this shit too far
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>>769071357
It’s funny that even a person with an IQ Of the average nigger would know that there’s something horribly wrong with that brake system
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>>769072515
bro do u even roll your fenders
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>>769072330
That is a sweet classic international! I hope he gets it running.
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>>769070350
This is how mechanical ABS looks like?
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>>769072000
copypasta no funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ38n1sDosg

have you lost?
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>>769072515
Looks like his Strut collapsed.
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>>769072515
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got some
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>>769072670
I actually own a 54 international.
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>>769070350
I don't get it
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>>769072220
Glad to see people caring for voldemort too
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>>769072771
What model? First truck I ever drive was an 50's international loadstar. Love those curved fenders
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>>769072832
Sounds delightful.
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>>769071974
But it was the best system the could come up with at that time... there’s a shit ton of civs that had human sacrifices through time
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>>769072781
that's how i like to install my cpus, with a wrench that has nothing to do with computers and will probably damage the cpu
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>>769072904
It's a Rat Rod.
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>>769070350
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>>769072838
Oohhh okay that actually makes a little more sense how could all the metal get warn out inbetween though where’s the contact?
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>>769070350
Why would you do this? I took a rotor off a car like this once.
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>>769072832
I would live there.
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>>769071997
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>>769072838
how do people manage to get to that point, I can't feel my car safe even having working rotors and a lot of pad life left
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>>769073034
So the pickup?
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>>769072542
OMG lost
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>>769073060
Those are the rears, they barely do anything anyway
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>>769072904
Errr, sorry. It's a 54 Harvester.
I think it fits a 220-228.
Been sitting out back for a decade waiting to be brought back to life.
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>>769071260
Some guys value their time differently than you
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>>769072540
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>>769071150
whats funnier is that the people in >>769071247
are the ones who actually believe in and support movements like #metoo
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>>769073135
Yesir.
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>>769072270
more?
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>>769073212
Damn dude you need to make that hapen. Then drop a food dulley bed on it. Would look amazing.
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>>769072637
It's actually called a glory hole. I was watching a documentary on glass blowing with my students. The entire thing is about glory holes and women blowing on long sticks.

>she takes it from the glory hole and blows it
>students don't bat an eyelid
>students don't speak English
>phew
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>>769071717
took effort not to lose
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>>769072265
Connect Pi is less than Connect 4 so the board would be smaller not super long
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>>769073379
I'm not a gynecologist but this gives me a headache. What in the fuck is going on here?
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>>769072637
lost
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>>769071812
lost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-QvO_JR7ks
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>>769073523
thats what (((they))) want you to believe, obviously
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>>769070620
Wow
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>>769071713
in our family this would be one of the
"if anything goes wrong go get mom"
moments.
which always use to start out "don't tell mom, but in case anything goes wrong.."
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last techgore i have
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>>769073610
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>>769073647
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>>769073156
Someone must've done that one purpose. That's B+ shrooms, and it looks like a legit mycellium growth beneath the fan
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>>769071532

>confusing the tits with the pussy

Purse puppy editor in chief confirmed!
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>>769071717
Lost, hard.
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>>769073655
KEK
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>>769073440
s/ford/food/
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>>769073440
I had plans to a while back but I lost my job and had to start over so funds have been tight since then.
I'll one day restore her to her former glory days.
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>>769071689

I'm at a loss for why this is funny.
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>>769073695
This is a case of English not being a first or second language but maybe a third.
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>>769071689
God damn it man, you got me. It's a perpetual loop. If I didn't see so many of these, people wouldn't get it. If people didn't get it, they wouldn't recreate it.
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>>769073538
Jesus fucking camshaft christ. How do you even get to this point
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>>769073831
What state are you in?
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>>769073727
now i just have to put trumps head in there.
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>>769072231
Fucking lost
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>>769072625
Join the army this becomes your reality
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>>769073099
inverted nipples? awesome!
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>>769073905
I actually had a dream like that with me filling a weak flabby bucket with soda.
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>>769073988
What is this shit? Second time I see it.
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>>769073961
>What are women drivers?

Speaking of...
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>>769073988
BDSM is weird.
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>>769070350
Nice car mechanic joke, stupid.
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>>769072838
This is genuinely painful to look at.
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>>769073988
wrong folder obv
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>>769071150
You must be an Amerifat. That's a hash mark.
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>>769073099
she is super hot, got more? i love her nipples <3
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>>769073801
i didn't save the one of the big naked black guy sitting on one or he would have been there too.
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>>769072000
virgin trips. you sure never tasted a vagina and are proud of it, keep on this way
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>>769074066
Someone said its just some retard or deformed person and basically how they have to suspend him in 3rd world condition to keep him alive
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>>769074157
Damn you!!!
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>>769072540
Fuck lost
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>>769073910
I've seen this so many times. Who is this guy ? What's the story here ?
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>>769072000

Nice trips. When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said Deadpool saves the kid but takes a bullet with his powers disabled so he actually dies and meets his dead girlfriend (who died in the first act, pregnant no less) but instead of returning to his own time, Cable goes back several hours and saves Deadpool and then Deadpool gets Cable's time machine, goes back and saves his girlfriend, kills the X-Men Origins: Wolverine version of himself, and finally kills Ryan Reynolds before he can do Green Lantern.
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>>769074157
That’s like my house... it drives me insane
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>>769073471
They got more life out of those brakes then you will in a lifetime of following manufacture recommend mateninace schedules, pussy.
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>>769073523
people on 4chan told me its a bad idea

illuminuta confimo
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>>769071689
>>769073845
It's a common Tetris blunder.
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>>769074246
yeah, i think id kill myself if i lived there
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>>769074323
I would have killed myself. My OCD is that bad.
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>>769071150
USA is not the world
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>>769074299
He is just too fat actually survive like a normal human
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>>769073758
spiderjew
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>>769071909
more like trump is too late

so fuicking late that people turned it into a meme

fucking kys
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fuck ylyl
>this is now an uncomfy thread
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>>769074119
You must be 12. Ever use a phone? That symbol is called the pound key.
People didn't start calling it a hash sign until twatter came around.
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>>769071532
Yea this officially is a cringe thread, these guys are those dumb ass Hicks at work that pretend they know everything about everything yet there they are working for 12 dollars an hour with no degree, doing manual labor
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>>769074382
The fuck it isn't!
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>>769074239
Thought it was from that tv series this director made, I forget the name.
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>>769073310
Seems pretty straight forward
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>>769074386
What is his name ? I have to find out what happened. I cannot deal with this anymore.
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>>769074434
SJWs shat all over that poor guy.
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>>769073781
And you know that's b+ how?
You don't.
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>>769073655

I have eight children from a previous marriage. (I had nine, but we sacrificed one to Moloch at Bohemian Grove.) I am one of the privileged few who not only actually know about big pharma's cancerplan, but am an active promotor of it.
They pay me double the going rate, not just for producing the meatshells, but for actively encouraging others to do so, discrediting those who fight the vaccine industry (we need an autistic underclass of highly skilled but compliant workers, after all), and making sure the milk hormones get into everyone's bellies.

I was an early adopter, and ((((((((((((((((((((they)))))))))))))))))))) warned me not to go to the WTC on 9-11. I knew they were going to pull it. I was out of NY with my family that day.
One of the coolest things about 9/11 was the fact that they actually DID use the planes to bring the towers down (although they did need to pull bldg 7 separately as you have no doubt figured out).

And, while we know (((((jet fuel can't melt steel beams))))), the additional chemtrail compounds in the fuel tanks of the planes made their fires burn so much hotter.

You cannot stop us. You can expose us and nobody will believe you. You can lop off one of our heads, but two will grow back in its place.

Hail Hydrant.
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>>769074372
Sitting in a chair and feeling like you’re on a hill... looking at a bottle on a flat table but the water is at an angle inside the straight bottle.. yeah life sucks
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>>769073845
its from a funny webcomic newfag
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>>769074438
LOL. "Grounded"
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>>769073242
Fuck
I am gay now
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>>769073499
you really dont get the joke
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>>769073910
>America
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>>769073035
Man this hurts
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>>769073964
NY
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>>769074438
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>>769074157
lol
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>>769071974
>being this historically autistic to come up with this joke
Just shut the fuck up and stop this cringe
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>>769071909
Every week it's "too soon"
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>>769072274
david cross
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>>769074860
>Every week it's "too soon"
Sad but fucking true.
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