YLYL nonsense editionalso feet
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YLYL nonsense edition
also feet
>>769070633
Sexy
>>769070494
I have only one broccoli picture sadly
But bananas are tasty too
>>769071264
I’m vegan now
>>769071797
god fucking damn it, it's spread to /b/ now
is this the new banana posting?
>>769071797
>mfw alt-right tards get offended by that webm
>>769071866
>is this the new banana posting
It will be if you say shit like that
>>769071928
Because it's a cancer
>>769072011
Jesus fucking christ, virgins should not be allowed to write anything on pictures, even if they're the ones that had drawn it.
>>769072120
then why would you come to /b/ of all places? everything here is cancer.
>>769072011
Mmmm
Shadbase
>>769071169
"peter, you dumb banana!"
>>769071597
Shitiest ylyl in ages
>>769070387
Sauce. Please, want to fap on that tiny slut
>>769073462
Her name is Willow Hayes. Pic looks shooped, but shes got some hot vids
>>769071777
rude trips
>>769073557
Thx anon, you saved my fap
>>769071797
Alright alright I admit it. Seeing this for the 8th time this day makes me laugh. Fucking shitty forced meme.
>>769070209
Old meme
>>769070312
arby's pr campaing is just really sad
>>769070177
lol it's like, so random! xDDDD!!
>>769070209
Lolololost
>>769070177
>how they make profit from it? wtf!!!
>>769070177
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>769070312
Is that a large plastic cup full of whip cream with a piece of bacon in it?
>>769070209
New gen pokemon
>>769073070
Lost
>>769072011
>Wednesday is humpday
Nice
>>769071825
thats not a cube
I love this thread Op. Keep it up homey. Proud of ya. Making /b/ great again, and I mean that sincerely. No sarcasm.
>>769075797
who is this whore?
>>769071797
Are you trying to make this a cringe thread?
>>769074090
lol'd
>>769074090
>>769077777
Check em
>>769077449
Another cringe thread?
>>769078403
Crystal Forscutt from Australian Big Brother
>>769073205
Care to explain
>>769080048
Wtffff
SOMEONE SAY FEET???
>>769080592
>>769079495
I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but I'm gonna need a sauce on that quick, fast, and in a hurry. Now look, I've got this throbbing erection over here, and it ain't gonna jack itself off, if you got the shovel, and you can dig what I'm saying.
Before the head starts turning purple and swollen, this monster needs relief. Daddy's gotta get the poison out. And if not, Daddyy will get angry. And you wouldn't like Daddy when he's angry.
So make with that sauce, yeah? Else we can get violent if you'd rather go that direction...
But you seem like a nice guy, and I don't want it to come to that.
>>769080678
God I love feet. Don't you?
>>769075883
HO HO HO, WE HAVE A FAGGOT,
I saw that post yesterday you nigger,
>>769076760
>>769072011
>shadman
>>769080061
What's wrong with shad?
>>769079168
LOL'd
>>769080810
>Update
Wanna suck these clean
Feet are so hooooot
>>769070177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMQjPhE11s&t=
>>769081024
>>769081089
Dont you just wanna SUCK EM CLEAN
>>769080864
My dude, do you realize that these don't ruin feet threads? No one clicks on your pictures. No one enlarges them. I see them and keep scrolling.
All this wasted time and effort. Does anyone care? Nope. No one even gives a (You). Bet that feels bad man.
So here's one token (You), out of pity for you, because God knows you need the attention. Better luck next time champ.
>>769081196
I'm just another dude who loves feet. Whats your problem guy?
>>769081266
Is that what you're posting? Because they're so small I can't tell. Too busy fapping over here my guy.
Once upon a time there was a very good boy called Mr Biffo. In fact, Mr Biffo was such a good boy his mummy and daddy arranged for him to go on a holiday which was definitely a reward for his good behaviour and in no way a desperate last-ditch attempt to save their broken spirits caused by his irrepressible toilet enthusiasm.
Mr Biffo was incredibly excited by the holiday as it was to go to the other side of the world and see how they liked everything being covered in poo for a change. He got on the aeroplane and when it took off it made his tummy feel all funny so that the insides of his tummy leaked out causing a bio-hazard incident at 40,000ft so the cabin crew had to cordon off half of the plane and everyone had to sit in the other half away from Mr Biffo and the gallon of faecal exuberance that was now sloshing about as the plane turned around to make an emergency landing at the nearest airport.
>>769071264
you never open a thread on /b/ thinking "I'll bet I'm gonna wanna fuck some cauliflower after this", but there you go
After several weeks of this flight plan repeating, Mr Biffo eventually arrived at his destination, and got off the plane along with the crew who then arranged for it to be taken away and burnt.
“Goodness that was an eventful journey!” Mr Biffo exclaimed, not even beginning to cover the Half Of It or acknowledge the lives and airline profit margins he had ruined. “I wonder what I should do first?” A gurgle in his tummy answered that question for him, and he sprinted to the nearest toilet. “I hope the toilets here aren’t any different!” he said, possibly foreshadowing an incident with hilarious consequences.
Mr Biffo pulled down his pants to go poo, and tried to lift the gurgling stink baby from its cot, when he found he was having difficulty.
“Oh yes, that’s right, things go down the plughole the other way here!”
Mr Biffo got off the toilet then placed a hand on either side of the bowl and climbed into a handstand above the toilet.
“This must be how they do it down here.”
As Mr Biffo pushed, a bubbling mud volcano of bum chocolate emerged and a sulphuric assault on the nasal membranes of everyone in a 3 mile radius began.
Mr Biffo’s misunderstanding of the Coriolis effect meant every globule of the brown eruption oozed lazily down his flanks, past his face and into the toilet bowl, coating him in a hot brown lava of dung that slowly dried and cracked before another layer built up on top of it. When the flow from Mount Arseuvius finally subsided, Mr Biffo righted himself and the brown muddy casing he was now in split open, leaving a perfect upside down cast reminiscent of a tuba full of shit, or an upside-down tree. Full of shit.
Mr Biffo was semi-ashamed about his misunderstanding and stepped outside the bathroom expecting to see a lot of people vomiting and upset by the smell, but everybody was continuing about their business normally.
He stepped out into the street, which in any normal place in the world would have been cleared as people ran for the hospitals leaving trails of vomit and sadness in their wake, but there was no panic whatsoever.
Busted a fat nut to this beauty
>>769081464
Mr Biffo was very confused, and also a little bit disappointed. He stopped and asked one of the locals, almost in tears, “Please sir, why can nobody here smell my magnificent bum musk?”
The answer astonished him. He had actually arrived in Rotorua, New Zealand, and the only thing you need to know about that is that it smells like eggy fart all the time. I highly recommend going there, but you will have a headache the entire time. Anyway.
Mr Biffo fell to his knees and screamed to the heavens in joy, he had finally found a place where he could fit in and nobody would comment on his unusual and constant aroma of arse gas. Then get got deported and sent back to England because while Rotorua does smell of arse gas it isn’t normally covered in shit and the locals didn’t want New Zealand to be turned into Poo Zealand.
The End.
>>769081095
>>769070209
Broccollie
>>769074090
kek
>>769081318
ay its foot girl i miss her
anyone got the full collection?
>>769080786
this is just fucking embarrassing man
>>769080048
so am I a nazi now?
>>769070177
Anyone got the one where she has orange segments between her toes?
>>769081560
What in god fuck is that?
>>769080278
a small part of me hopes we make it, but the rest thinks humanity needs to just die
Yeah....can we not have a YLYL and feet trying to be in the same thread? That's like McDonalds Spaghetti. Just... no.
>>769082848
Looks like Stevie Ray Vaughan before the transition..
>>769082848
more
>>769082653
Rip in piece gone too soon gone but not forgotten pour one out for your homies dot com
>>769082978
get with the times grandpa. This is the new /b/. Don't like it deal with it ok old man?
>>769083134
>>769083366
Now we're talking.
>>769082978
Mmmmmm
McDonald's spaghetti...
>>769076760
looks like someone's been to college
>>769071825
That's a rectangular prism, mate.
>>769083439
there is a cube inside
>>769083517
Then it wouldn't be really that massive.
>>769083478
>>769083736
I'd hit that to be honest.
>>769083785
toe > sole
>>769081433
I don't even know what that is, and I want to fuck it
>>769083986
>>769083880
I prefer soles
>>769080544
that foot is cute CUTE!
>>769084180
my gf toes are joined together. foot fags would love it
>>769084234
I would freak out
>>769078195
I was actually just thinking this. Some of the shit in this thread is reminiscent of the older /b/, and I fuckin dig it
>>769080765
>God I love feet. Don't you?
YOU FUCKED UP FAGGOT.
>>769082492
Kek
>>769084295
ignore the big toe, the two after are joined and the rest are normal. both feet. its cute as fuck
>>769084100
Soles man checking in. Don't believe the toe lobby hype.
>>769084180
>pleb
>Me, an intellectual: Bro, do you even foot smell? Cause that shit ain't coming from the toes.
>>769080619
Eumycetoma. Walk barefoot in streetshitter territory and take your chances. Hepatitis C is fucking guaranteed.
>>769084234
Why would they love a deformity?
That's like saying "Ass guys, my girlfriend has no crack it's just one big fat cheek. You'd love it."
wow this thread went to shit pretty fast
>>769081790
underrated post
>>769084454
you wish
>>769084442
foot fags are weird as fuck.
>>769078911
Summer already?
>>769072165
Glad you don't write shit, nerd.
>>769071797
Fuck off faggot
>>769081790
In all these years I never realized that was the joke
>>769084891
>>769075883
LOL
>>769077449
GODDAMMIT
>>769078960
Who is this whore?
>>769085596
you mom
>>769083966
You can get the same effect by backing the rear wheels onto two fast food place plastic trays and setting the handbrake. Shit loads of fun.
>>769083225
>summerfag detected
>>769081279
The funny part of this is that I feel absolutely nothing from this. Not aroused, not horrified, just neutral. My senses are somnumb from /b/ that I can not experience anything but dullness and boredom.
>>769086758
As an eagle scout, a former criminal, and now a severely addicted to /b/ pervert, I find this girls in boyscouts thing offensive so much so that I am willing to devote my time as a scout leader to set these girls straight.
>>769085368
I really really really like this
>>769072393
suf?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZ8v9VdWdE&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CUTijv23Ak&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wzqhyKnko&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=NMia-6TM_QM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3jxVLd-9a8&feature=youtu.be
>>769082848
MODSSSS
>>769084374
lol you just described my feet
>>769071797
this goes really well with the indian trap music i have going in the background.
>>769082826
Well, that's quite disturbing.
Bump
>>769091840
Glad someone else saw the resemblance.
>>769070177
Fuck
>>769074090
low effort, unfunny topic, uncreative, distasteful,
if you made this you have to be in a very mentally unstable state
>>769083986
a girl? yeah me too
>>769083986
>>769081433
it is Vaporeon
>>769081318
Name
>>769086758
Scouts in canada have always been co-ed
>>769082472
The sudden cringe made me laugh, well played
>>769075883
why did you post this? oit's not funny or entertaining or amusing.
what's the point in this?
>>769081794
i kek'd
>>769070177
Does anyone have that Run the Jewels cover parody that says Run From the Jews?
>>769093694
Thanks for your opinion.
>>769071797
There's a song that this was done to and I wanna hear it.
>>769084497
that's some pretty potent wtf right there.
what else you got?
>>769095149
It's a pasta you dip
>>769070227
Girugamesh!
>>769071102
sauce?
>>769070633
>sexualizing a Mormon missionary
Kek
>>769083218
sup lori anon, get your wife to let you take anything racy yet?
>769082975
Bet the chicks dig you.
>>769096677
a few yes
>>769086831
ur not special. youre just sick like the rest of us
>>769081266
that surgical work is goddamn impressive
boomp
>>769075075
That’s actually sad...poor kid
