Well anon?
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Well anon?
>>769064063
amen
Hail Satan.
>>769064063
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Am
AMEN
>>769064334
Screw you blasphemer hope that's the cock that you get to ride in hell when the father above goes SMH
>>769064063
CANCER CANCER
CANCER CANCER
CANCER CANCER
CANCER CANCER
CANCER CANCER
CANCER CANCER
>>769064063
amee
amen
>>769064063
I honestly don't know what I believe, but for the sake of whatever cosmic being might or might not be watching, I'm on whatever side is just. Amen.
>>769064063
AMEN
ALL HEILL OUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD J TRUMP !!!
WATERMELON!
>>769064063
amen jesus
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064600
Good on you op! No harm in blessing our lord
>>769064063
But I don't care about either of those people.
>>769064667
HOLY FUCK ALMOST
>>769064063
amen
>>769064731
heathen barbarian
777 is a holy number
a m e n
>>769064063
FUCK OFF back to tumbler or reddit or wherever the fuck it is that you and your friends arrived from... please.
>>769064063
What the fuck is this, Facebook?
>>769064816
The Lord does not shy away, the only sin you can commit is believing that God cannot forgive you!
>>769064063
Awomen.
amen
>>769064063
nigger faggot
Amxn
>>769064063
>doing this on /b/
amen
>>769064979
We'll see who gets the last laugh in the next life!
>>769064880
He can't, he'll send you to hell if you don't follow his ten rules.
Also kind of removes the unconditional out of the love.
Fuck you, amen
>>769064063
Amen
>>769065030
>AHAH, I hope you burn in hell so I can be right
Man, what would your god think of this?
>>769065071
>In all honestly I believe a relationship with God is an unhealthy one
Blasphemer!
>>769065030
why? i`d love to be a nigger faggot
>>769065172
He would say he's very proud of my work
AMEN
amen
>>769064063
AMEN
Amen
>>769065241
Yeah well I... Excuse me for a second.
Amen
Amen
amen. god bless all of you good christians. god bless america
Amen
>>769065241
But my morale highground says!
>>769064334
JEEPERS CRIPES!!!
I haven't got a very big dick- at all! It's about 7inches long. (very girthy though)
Anyway, I was just thinking that NO WAY would I like my cock to be as big as this dude's. I bet a decent amount of women just straight up say- "NO WAY!" Or- make some kind of excuse not to fuck. I mean- you couldn't ever get a satisfying blow job, never mind a fuck! It'd be all- ooh, ooh, wait, no! Wait a min! Hold on! That hurts... etc.
I realise that my post has fuck all to do with this thread, sooo- I thought I'd post this pic.
>>769065259
I'll see you on the ride down, bud.
>>769065550
Hope you unholy swine die in a vore porno shoot
>>769064063
Amen
>>769064063
amen
666
Amen
amen
>>769064063
Amen, Glory and praise lord Jesus
>>769064880
I don't fucking need to be forgiven! Fuuuucking christ! You fuckers are always so smug and self satisfied.
Makes me want to puke.
>>769065259
u think so? he probably doesent even know who you are.
You better do something big, get in the news... shoot up a miley cyrus concert maybee?
>>769065730
no u... TO HELL
Vishnu is the god of creation and destruction. Vishnu is the true god
>>769065766
and jesus still loves you. even tho you spew some nasty filth. dont you feel ashamed ?
>>769065791
Hush, we all need to be forgiven by our one, true, original father
trip
AMEN
>>769065871
comon. you have the Rest of 4chan to post your filth. this thread is for nice people
serious question why is god so into gambling?
like how much of the bible is just god or jesus going "hey i bet you this thing will happen"
like the 40 days in the desert thing, gob or whatever, even the three day resurrection was like "hey check this shit out i bet i'll be right back if you lose the bet you go to hell"
if he's omniscient why is he constantly fucking with mortals?
>>769066075
God is that you? Can you please forgive my filthy sins?
stop following me
>>769064063
Awomen
>>769064063
amen
>>769066112
From someone who grew up in a religious household I always thought of it as a child inserting his dominance every few minutes. I swear, why couldn't God just be chill and not such douche.
>>769065994
no i dont. u see, i can forgive myself. for axample i forgave myself when i left that whore on the side of the rode...
nothing to it. you dont need god for that
Just posting again coz the last few didn't satisfy me in telling you and your kind that you're just SAD CUNTS and you really, really(!) should just fuck off to somewhere that isn't here- where there might be people who don't think you're FUCKING self-righteous shite holes.
(I think the picture I drew makes my point PERFECTLY)
there both faggots
>>769066309
You kicked her out and didn't pay her? Where's your honor for sex workers?
>>769066156
only if you sacrafice your firstborn son on top of the nearest montain
>>769064063
Hail Satan!
Even though I'm here, Amen.
>>769064063
aim in
JUST. FUCK. OFF!
It's easy! Just stop being here! No one likes you or your organised religion.
AMEN
>>769066400
i kicked her a little to hard...
not having to pay was a nice sideeffect
>>769066412
Sure, lemme just make sure I really wanna do this, I'm not one for pulling out after I swing.
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769066583
You enjoy kicking sex workers? Well we all gotta get our KICKS from somewhere
>>769066259
shit yeah i know the type you mean, insecure little prick that can't take any challenge from a friend without shouting or punching, has to be number 1 every fucking second.
that's god all over, dude needs to chill the fuck out.
>>769065930
No! YOU should!!!
I don't tell YOU what to think and how you aught to be feeling...
FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF CUUUUUNT.
AMEN
>>769067079
But the Bible promotes me shoving my religion onto you, go eat yourself anon.
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064063
airman
Fuck christcucks, Satan can have my boipussy any time
Fucking HELL! I mean, I haven't been here in quite a fucking while, but... All these fucks saying "amen" WOW. I'm actually honestly shocked!
I imagine them all to be scared 12 year olds who are thinking-
"Ooooh, better do it- just in case!"
FUCK ME MAN! I need to get out of here and not come back again... if THIS is the /b/ of today!? WOW. (I really DO feel a bit upset! FUCK!)
>>769064063
>>769064063
Amen,
>jesus never existed and is a stolen story from a bunch of other stolen, almost carbon copy stories
>>769064063
they see me scrollin
they hatin
>>769067570
OP here, I sincerely hoped everyone was joking but I can confirm I'm not God and I don't thunk if he was real he would care what a fraction of the majority did inbetween fap sessions
>>769067634
does this count?
>>769064600
If Satan is God and are watching you are fucked now then.
>>769064600
GROW SOME BALLS AND SOME FUCKING OPINIONS! YOU MINDLESS IDIOT.
ALL CAPS- ALL OUT OF HERE...
btw. all my pic shit was original shit... shit- YES, but original shit
>>769064063
Anus
Munching
Evil
Nigga
AMEN
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064063
amen
>>769067859
Y tho
>>769067954
Well, I suppose I wasn't fully transparent. I'm agnostic. Really the only moral compass I follow is that one should not intentionally wrong others. But hey, if there is a god, he'll understand my reasons and won't be a dick about it. Philosophy is fucking weird bro, and an omnipotent being would know that.
>>769064063
sage this cancer
amen
Bow to me.
https://xhamster.com/videos/relly-brutal-ballbusting-2-1710258?embed=related&from=player_related
Bow down before me.
>>769069404
404 get... Trust me that's a thing.
Amen
>>769064063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8
>>769064063
amen
666
>>769064063
Jesus was a nigger.
Never trust niggers.
Amen.
I’m probably going to leave this website soon. My usage has become more casual and I’m starting to get my life together. Gonna be moving out and getting married soon.
God is good.
amen
>>769070380
>probably
Heheheh.
AMEN
amen.
Amen
>>769064063
Amen to what? That satan is god? It isn't some religious magic word FFS.
>>769067686
No serious scholar holds that position. The historicity of Jesus is a metaphysical certainty.
amen
>>769070720
See >>769067570
>I imagine them all to be scared 12 year olds who are thinking-
>Ooooh, better do it- just in case!
I think this is the sad truth.
>>769064063
a M e N
>>769064063
>>769064063
Amen... Im so stupid...
amen
>>769064063
Amen
AMEN
AMEN
>>769070765
>historicity
[spoiler]I can't tell ANYONE I just learned a new word... HERE![/spoiler]
>>769069599
You've earned 7.5 keks.
amen
Amen
>>769064063
[zalgo]Amen to the satan one[/zalgo]
pretty sure this encounter didnt take place but its the thought that counts
amen
>>769071362
fugg
Amen
amen
Amen.
HAIL SATAN
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064063
Amen
Amen
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064063
Why is Satan talking to my gardener?
And will his child get deported by Trump?
>>769064063
AMEN
Amen
>>769064063
AMENO
>>769064063
AMEN
amen
>>769064063
Fock every mum/aunt/grandma who unironically posted this ever knowing it would give them guaranteed replies.
This is like the facebook mum equivalent of "reply or your mom will die or whatever" posts.
>>769064063
Amen
by typing something that is not the request you fall under neither ruleset. Your little shemes are so easily broken.
fuck you jesus ur mom gay
nema
amoon
>>769064063
Amen
>>769064063
Aken
>>769065495
Find someone who's into anal. There's no limit to the asshole.
AMEN
Amen
>>769064063
AMEN
>>769064063
Amen Brothers
