share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.
>>769055702
She claims to have hung out with Layne Staley, and had sex with Mike Patton. Said Patton had a micropenis. No way to confirm/deny, but she was pretty hot, and could definitely had been picked up by sleazy rock stars if she was slutting it up, which she 100% would've been.
She's a great art historian.
>>769055702
My mom's mean to me.
She's going to vet school and has a fat ass, it was pleasant
>>769055935
This guy last got laid in 1992 apparently
>>769055702
She did not look like her profile picture. I can tell you that OP.
>>769055702
nice, caring, kind, loving, and this is after 4 years of knowing her and fucking her and she's STILL like this!
>>769055702
It's the only person that it was ever inside of, and that was 9 years ago, she is now engaged to a muslim
>>769056308
kek
>>769055702
Something interesting?
Well
>She gave birth to you
>>769055702
She lives in the same building, is bitter and nearing 30, and always spitting hate while convinced that she is the shit. Heres a pic
Definitely my favorite cousin.
>>769056872
story?
>>769055702
She just left me today, but we both agreed on it.
All we did lately was fight and now we can already talk normal to eachother.
>>769056737
You havent had sex in nine years?
>>769056983
Yes, don't know what's worse to have had sex and then lose the sex or to be a virgin
you've probably fapped to her
>>769055702
Sauce ?
I know it's Elsa Jean but I can't find the vid
shes having a bad bout of depression right now and is on the verge of breaking up with me because shes so sad with life. she cut short our date today so she can go have coffee with her girlfriend and talk.
i hope the friend is able to calm her down.
>>769055702
She's a critical care nurse who also has two NYT bestsellers under her belt.
>>769055702
Possibly the kindest person you could meet.
If she got fit and lost some weight, and maybe if she was whiter, I’d marry her.
>>769055702
It's my gay friend.
She is a yoga instructor and squirts on the regular
>>769057739
I used to have a fat black lady as fwb. Dude, just the best sex and cuddling and all was so amazing. She knew i have a gf, didn't care, we tried anal but unfortunately it didnt fit. Shed wake me up sucking it.
She is a sign language interpretor. Great with her hands.
>>769055702
I only fuck racist chicks
>>769055702
She's half Chinese and likes to play video games. Oh, she's married too.
>>769055702
Pic related was her. And it was the best fuck of my entire life. After that, she made me a sandwich. God, I love this kind of women.
I'm the 10th guy she has had sex with.
>>769055702
I can't even remember. I think it was 2007. A good looking blonde in my building, just moved to town for college, met, found out she was a zeppelin fan, played her some fun stuff from my bootleg collection, she played it & jumped on me, rode me til she leaned forward and licked my ear.. IN MY EAR... and I laughed and went, did you just give me a wet willie??? She got defensive and embarrassed and jumped off and that was the end of my sex life.
>>769057905
Nasty
I dated her for like 3yrs. She was half feather nigger and then either Spanish or Portuguese. She was/is totally dick whipped and would do anything I say. She was pretty good house wife material and she wanted to live a life just like that for me. Except she’s not Christian,
White, and is too fat. She either has health problems as is, or gets them from being fat. She’s definitely very pretty and wore the weight well. But I couldn’t marry her/have kids with her.
>>769055702
she's married and straight up cucked him to his face when she came over to fuck me
>>769057495
It's the one where her face is going "I'm so fucking bored doing this all day, every day, week in, week out, month after month, year after year..."
lol as if that narrows it down
>>769055702
She's a hooker.
However tonight my dick is going to be in my fwb so that should be fun.
She tried to do a leg lock around me so I'd cum in her. Luckily I yanked it out in time.
We're engaged, and the only one's each other have been with. We've been together a decade.
It was pretty good but our dog kept scratching at the door. A few days ago btw
>>769057860
>yoga instructor
>Every chick under 50
pick two, nigger.
>>769058531
What is fwb?
>>769055702
was a hooker
>>769058677
Friend with benefits.
>>769055702
her biological father has an original papyrus from the library of alexandria
>>769055702
She is involved in that child torture case from Fairfield, California.
>>769055702
You're her child
Was 2 days ago. Was the craziest sex I had in years.
He's the OP of this thread.
>>769055702
She had to excuse herself from the 3rd grade class she was teaching to mop up my cum, which was dropping down her leg.
gf, i'm only the 8th guy that's ever been inside her
>>769059310
Only? You fucking cuck. She's a slut. You kbow they cut their number in half, right?
>>769059310
Only?
>>769058548
Why do women do this? It's like they want to get pregnant and ruin your life all the time.
>>769055702
shes a friends mom, married and cheating
>>769059310
>Only
how's herpes?
>>769059310
Me too m8, I'm the guy who's the 10th and I married mine. I love the thought of her getting pounded by other dudes, might even make it happen someday
>implying
>>769059411
>>769059386
she's super nerdy and shy/antisocial as fuck. im positive thats her real number. most guys wouldnt be interested in her.
>>769055702
she used to be a local newscaster here in lousville
>>769060141
Yet 8 dudes fucked her already. That's not what I'd call antisocial as fuck
>>769058083
She got a kid?
>>769055702
She'll suck yo dick for some pizza.
>>769055702
she cheated on me so i took over her bank account and took her savings. im also debating whether or not to share her personal info and let someone else fuck her in a different way this time
>>769058278
Are you openly racist to her, or does she make up other reasons for the relation you have with her?
>>769060414
This.
8-10 is an appropriate life-long number for lovers, but to say "only" means that she convinced you that she is not a whore
>>769061173
Dude people today do that on a month long trip abroad
Female friends have like 25-50 easy at mid 20's
>>769058780
Interesting .. has it been translated and if so, what does it say ?
>>769061268
No, whores do that
Do Americans really believe that?
Petite homeless chick probably 85 pounds at 4'11
Carries around like 20 pounds of rocks smokes meth
I love her but afraid to marry her because /b/ told me all women are whores
>>769061880
All women are whores, you just gotta make her your whore.
second grade teacher, my son's
>>769062596
Then how the hell will any woman ever be "my" whore. Idiot.
she's a semi pro singer, and fucking hottttt
>>769062934
Dominance
>>769055702
She has mental health issues and low self-esteem.
She's short and a bit chubby.
She got off from riding my knee.
Her blowjobs have too much teeth in them.
>>769055702
she a professional racquetball player, lot of endurance
she almost orgasmed from a wedgie I gave her
>>769063385
>5
Woah sounds like someone I know. You Dutch?
>>769063588
Nope.
>>769056737
U had sex with a 9 year old? Muslims only marry under 18
>>769063675
Lmao we both know that's bullshit
We work together and we aren't dating. Our relationship is a complete secret.
>>769061373
Too each their own but wheres turn me on like mad
she was dead
My wife.
I have 20gb of videos of her. Mostly of her tied up, masturbating, sucking cock and also some twerking and a few other humiliating things.
Shes think i deleted them all but im vwry tempted to make her a MLess page and i have shared many webms of her in the past
>>769055702
she lost her virginity to her 30 year old boss when she was 16
She was pregnant and it wasn't mine. I came inside her.
Shes my mom
Yeah im gonna die a virgin
Ex korean import model. While she was blowing me it old her I was about to cum. She hopped on top and told me to finish inside her. Which i did.
Ex wife who divorced me 18 months ago. Apparently has to have my cock every 3-4 weeks or so. Cucking some poor Canuck fatass who drives 24 hours to see her as often as he can cuz they’re in love. I feel kinda bad for the shmuck.
>>769064272
Was it a Kia?
>>769064041
why not just go do that. no one is saying she is a sex object but you do have videos...
Her pussy was so tight she let guys fuck her in the ass for a few years before losing her virginity.
One time she got caught getting fucked in the ass in a car by a random passer by with a torch, who teied to enter tye car when he saw her
>>769064290
I feel more bad for you who can't move on from your divorced wife after more than a month, let a lone a year
>>769063928
Fair enough. I'm not judging, just saying that 8-10 is an appropriate average. Have fun, be safe, and guard your heart if that is the type of woman you are into.
She's 10 years older than me and lets me hit it raw.
>>769055702
I didn't know his name
>>769064470
You’re absolutely right. Thought a trip to Southeast Asia would help but the feels are still there. Love and hate, sucks.
>>769065076
fucking children in southeast asia is a shitty coping technique for all involved parties
learn to accept a divorce is always a good thing because obviosluy atleast one of you were unhappy so things would be miserable if not
stop being a fag about this and move on
>>769055702
She and I just saw Deadpool 2 together.
I just fixed the trunk latch of her car.
We left our wives for each other.
We're both over 40.
We fuck almost nightly.
>>769056837
Would not fuck unless her tits are tiny.
>>769056926
West Virginia.
Or Missouri.
It's gotta be one of the two.
shes my girlfriends daughter ( legal of course)
She was diagnosed with BPD, last time I saw her she put on a lot of weight but she had a new boyfriend. Idk how I feel about how I felt about her.
>>769059413
happen to me
>asked what she wanted
>just went "mmm" and shook her head yes
>came inside
>a little worried the next few days
>met up with her
>asked how she was doing
>snaps "how does it look like im doing?"
in the clear bois
>>769055702
Well, it was 10 years ago but:
She was a freckled brunette and she swallowed my goop. Also she had a cute little bush, like Sasha Grey's bush.
I miss Angie. I miss her perky a-cups and her nice buns.
>>769055702
She definitely didn’t want it in her
>>769065800
>not knowing that pregnancy hormones make bitches more moody than periods
Congratulations, daddy!
She went a 4:54 in the 500 free
She's a Moldovan escort who lives in Paris
>>769060387
initials CC?
>legal age 16 here
>date 16 year old
>try for 16 year old virgins
>love ripping and stretching those pussies
>love to have them sleep over then pound them out in the morning
>love know she’s walking around school with a sore swollen pussy
>anyone last one was couple weeks ago
>cute inncocent type
>pounded her out hard
>screamer
>interesting fact; she was virgin but had done anal
>said she hated and didn’t go any further
>assume she got sodomized by someone in her family
she smoke weed
>>769066902
and she is an escort girl..
>>769055702
She was my girlfriend for 4 years. She isn't my currently girlfriend. This was yesterday.
He was some anoN at a glory hole who gave me a great blow job. That's all I know.
She sells pics/videos on kik
>seems like she’s happily married on Facebook
>kids house dog all that
>meet up every so often to fuck
>says she just wants something fun on side
>don’t care she’s hot
>>769055702
My right hand can do magic tricks
He was a truck driver and it was my 30th birthday. The girth of my cock alone made him cum with the force of 1000 suns.
She is the ex-bestfriend of the girl i'm in love so that's fucked up
>>769058146
And that's just for today
>>769068563
They did some fucked up shit in korea
>>769055702
She fucked my bestfriend the fucking whore
>>769055702
She makes more money in a 5 day week than I do in an entire month.
>>769056489
Congrats, anon. Feelsgoodman, doesn't it?
>>769057364
oh?
>>769055702
She is a shut in, never leaves her house.
>>769055702
Her dad is my cousin and we are unsure if her daughter is also my daughter
She's part of cobra kai
alcoholic cheater. she fucked me up pretty bad.
>>769064466
holy shit, I might know her. There can't possibly be two of those, right?
I started out in froggy style position, and then after a few minutes she said.. just a minute. She reached into her purse and pulled out a butt plug. Put it in and told me to do her doggie style. That made her pussy tighter and i lost it, creampied her. It was diamonds!
>>769067849
how'd you get the hookup with no CL?
>>769068259
where you at, anon?
>>769070000
Australia.
>Nice digits
>>769055702
With the awesome opposable thumbs feature, it’s also handy for cooking, cleaning, fixing, crafting, feeling, and insulting someone without the use of words.
She had the tightest pussy I’ve ever put my finger in
He might be dead
>we randomly fucked in the Hospital
And she was soaking wet and almost squeezed my finger out of her pussy cause she came so hard. I didn’t even fuck her but that was one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.
>>769055702
Fun fact: if you are a virgin, the last person your dick were in, is your mum...!
>>769070582
do you work in the morgue?
>>769055702
She didn't tell me she had a boyfriend
>>769070756
Seen/felt*
I could eat her pussy for hours. So fucking hot
I dicked her in on the back seat of her boyfriends car.
I’d go back 10 years all over again just to experience making out with her and fingering her till she cums again. Hottest fucking experience of my life
>>769059719
Only a virgin things, that 8 guys are many.
>>769055702
She’s my gf since six years, she’s asian and she has nipple piercings since a few months.
>>769055702
I hate her.
>>769071194
I don’t even hate the last girl i fucked, she’s irrelevant now.
Miles was most likely being sexually abused, because it's otherwise pretty unusual for a six-year-old to initiate sexual activity. Especially asking to suck another six-year-old's dick, that being mine.
>>769058098
I wouldn't trust download.jpg, she's been pretty much everywhere.
>>769055702
My ex made me both- a bit lazy AND feel like a sex god in bed. Her G spot was SO sensitive, that I couldn't even (ever!) get half way inside her without her having shuddering orgasms.
>>769070242
>you wouldn't download a hand.
She is lesbian. Apparently the only reason she fucked with me was that she had a fight with her gf and drank too much that day.
I wish my face was between her legs
Shes half my age
And my hand on her tits while I finger her with my other
>>769071065
10 years of no sex?
Holy shit.
Weird one- still can't get my head round it...
When we fucked- she used to seem to want to practice her English for some reason! She used to scream her age(!) at me over and over and OVER! Very weird!
(She was German)
>>769055702
I wathched her kill someone
She was a bartender and when washing glasses a guy reached his hand down her top, she grabbed him and pulled him over the bar and he broke his neck when he hit the floor.
>>769055702
She sings very good and has amazing boobs.
>>769071820
Please be at least in your mid 30s.
>>769071966
Woah! Nice tits then? Describethem!
>>769055702
I straight up play with her doo doo to nut
>>769071926
Well? How old anon?
>>769071890
Referring to one of my first girlfriends, I’m no wizard
>>769055702
She grew up in semi-rural Michigan, but ended up running with a glamourous crowd in New York City... she can cook an opossum, and she could get into Studio 54.
>>769072089
Think about it.
She has the best tits I’ve ever seen
>>769055702
Hes worth over a billion dollars.
>>769055702
She liked watching me pee.
She even liked holding my junk for me.
Also she wore mens boxers.
She would get extremely wet and drippy from giving blowjobs, more than when I would eat her out.
Unfortunately she was also crazy and I had to move to get away from her.
If I could choose one girl to fuck for the rest of my life it’d be her
>>769057725
Theresa Brown?
Her pussy was perfect and got really wet. Grinding felt fucking amazing
>>769055702
She was the only girlfriend I've ever had whose sense of humor matched mine. In fact, she's the only person I've ever met whose sense of humor matched mine. She was also kind, creative, and smart as hell. Unfortunately, she was also proof that the best personality in the world can't overcome a lack of physical attraction. Feels bad, man.
>>769072069
The looked like these'
hardest i ever came from a hj
>>769055702
Somehow even after telling her I’m not happy and I’m done, she continues on like nothing happened and she won’t leave me or my house or anything. She still calls me every single fucking day on her way to work and uses the love word. I’m fucking dumbfounded. Like she cried and everything and then next day bam like nothing fucking happened.
>>769072887
Ouch. Try being with her for damn near twenty years, six of them married.
That being said, the woman I left her for is at least as good a match for my sense of humor, and the physical chemistry is off the fucking charts!
>>769057495
https://www.3movs.com/videos/35823/elsa-jean-gives-pov-blowjob-laying-on-the-massage-table/
She had a kid, took the kid to her parents so she can come fuck me all night long.
>>769059130
>She had to excuse herself from the 3rd grade class she was teaching to mop up my cum, which was dropping down her leg
Learn to punctuation dood. With just ONE comma- that story could go two ways... One of them pretty gross and illegal.
>>769059413
It's because-
>they want to get pregnant and ruin your life all the time.
he is now a psychopath that tried to kill his father and has tried to run away after he tried that
also it's now 9 yrs after that happened, and I'm 19 now... I'm not sure my dick was even hard enough to enter or that I even fully understood what I was doing, I only knew that it felt good and pornstars did it too, didn't even think about the gender part
>>769073428
Congratulations on a good outcome! The ex I was describing and I are, at least, miraculously still friends, so there's that. But so far, every unattached girl I've met since then just strikes me as painfully boring and stupid now, no matter how attractive they look. It's immensely frustrating.
>>769055702
gave me hpv
>>769055702
>>769055702
heyyy
she deliberately overdosed on heroin
She gave me a literal scar on my chest from my nail. She was crazy, and started crying while we were fucking, because she missed her ex. Now I just found out she's pregnant with him, but they aren't together anymore
Crazy slut lol
>>769071926
>>769072089
>>769072143
No one gonna bite?
Come on Anons! I think it's a really fucking good'n that I wrote thar!!
>>769069793
My friend- there are very probably two of YOU.
She said she’d never take it up the ass but I proved her wrong.
>>769065421
So... She's a dyke then, yeah?
>>769066545
Nice! Reading that gave me a semi!
MOAR STORIES!
Start a new thread if you need to! (AND LINK IT HERE!!)
>>769069960
>CL
Wat is CL?
>>769069036
Doing what?
>>769069579
Sweep the leg.
>>769055702
But I'm not that interesting
>>769055702
She went to college for the most difficult type of engineering. Sucked at it and heavily relied in all classmates to get work done. Only reason she graduated is because she refused to give up, and the school finally gave in and passed her. Huge debt. Now a bartender.
>>769071926
Ok, if no one's gonna bite-
NINE! NINE! NINE!!! (NEINE)
She was my whore.
>>769058278
>Except she’s not Christian
>>769072200
She's got a devilish smile! Nice one, Anon.
>>769055702
She's still married.
>>769055702
She is now a fucking lesbian
She gets horny as fuck that im posting her little slut ass getting fucked and sucking cock
>>769056489
Pic relates?
>>769055702
just before my dick was inside her, i gave her away as a birthday present to our female friend so they could fool around
>>769058677
Ignore other poster, it's female with balls or trap as it's commonly known on 4chin
>>769076598
BURN THE WITCH!!!
>>769077923
WHOOOPS!
>>769075836
SOMEONE LAUGH AT MY NASTY JOKE!
Your mom asked for 20 bucks for a blow job
It wasn't my girlfriend
>>769055702
He FINALLY stopped screaming.
>>769063385
Also sounds like two people I know, does she want to be a he, or does she live in Arizona?
LOL something interesting about the last person my dick was inside, well i got laid does that count?
>>769055702
She's a green-card holder who is in violation of the terms of her visa and yet is still collecting welfare because USCIS doesn't want to deport her.
Your tax dollars at work.
>>769068671
Bert fought in Vietnam? He doesn't look that old.
She was dating someone else.
She was a bitch!!!
The last person I was with is a nudist.
I met her in my classroom
>>769055702
She's from a wealthy Indian immigrant family, her parents are still looking for a husband for her and think she's a perfect and unspoiled virgin princess.
Can confirm that she was, until she approached me on FetLife wanting to become a slave. By now she's anything become a completely corrupted cumslut, she can't get enough of it, but her parents don't even know I exist. It's awesome.
>>769061173
Wonder how this conversation would be going the other way around.
she was dating an abusive boyfriend and they had an argument after he found out she was sucking my dick once a week. pretty good head.
>>769063385
fuck, thas quite a coincidense, does she wear glasses and have short hair?
I don't know anything about her but her name. she doesnt even know my name
I was laying with her and her big gf in my bed, couldn't get it up for her big gf but as soon as she touched me I was a rock. So, we made her fat gf watch the two of us fuck while she used a vibrator until she squirted on us.
>inb4 that shit didn't happen
she also has autism and im her 1st
>>769055702
she was anally abused for years by her brother as a child which damaged her mentally as an adult and made her willing to do literally anything sexually.
>>769073965
welcome to hpv-town. population: literally everyone who's ever had sex with a woman.
She's Chinese, wealthy, married, and has a kid.
I get to have all of the fun without any of the responsibilities.
>>769056307
Kek
shes kind of a whore and has been looking a little too thirsty lately on her snapchat stories. still tho
just another tourist i dont even know name of.. but she swallowed
some bitch that runs a food blog and fucks some microdicked chinaman now
>>769061373
NYC averages are way higher >>769071926
>>769055702
We've had sexual tension between each other for 6 years and finally we got down to fucking
She also had great tits
She was a semi professional voice actor and did the voices for a lot of flash games as well as some popular youtube vids
>>769082220
NYC is full of whores, like all dense urban areas.
the average lifetime partner count of ~10 is basically balancing out the whores from urban areas who all fuck 20 dudes with the women from rural areas who marry their high school sweetheart.
>>769055702
Was both a good enough scientist and artist to make illustrations for textbooks
>>769073569
Underrated post.
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