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i am better than u
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>>769050484
w
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>>769050484

You're a uni student. You're a speck of shit on the shoe of people working in the real world. One day you'll realise.
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oxford is not even that great of a school anymore
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>>769050484
Your penmanship is fucking horrible.
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>>769050484
still can't write for shit though
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>>769050916
mate -it's not bad its fucking horrid

>>769050999
too bad that i dont aspire 2 be a waiter
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>>769050484
what college?

cambridge bro here
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>>769051189
keble
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>>769050484
Your achievements being boiled down to your education, which you are still undergoing? Fucking pathetic.
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Future doctor?
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>>769051251
not 4getting my £-
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>>769050484
So what faggot. Enjoy a six figure indoctrination.
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>>769050700
This t b h
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>>769050484
Better than us? You're in university and posting on the same boards as 15 year olds who are grounded for the weekend. You are not better than us, you are one of us. Sad, alone, and looking for attention. Well, here I am anon. I am giving you attention. What would you like to talk about?
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>>769050700
Pretty much this, but it's true of a lot of fields. They learn a little and think they know it all, then learn a little more and are like, oh fuck, they actually know very little.
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>>769051307
nah i wanna get into fco 2 do with china - 因为我会说汉语- btw i am a white guy - not a mixed shit- i just picked it up
>>769051356
its free? learn about the uk education system
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>>769050484
No, you are not.
BS Genetics
BS Engineering
BA Russian

MBA (ivy league bus school)
MD (ivy league medical)
Head/Neck Surgeon, retired

Working on neural network research now
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>>769050484
Your handwriting is fucking shit.
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>>769051522
bs?
bs?
u had 2 study a language? dumbass
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>>769051522
this would make you like 55 why you here
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cambridge bro here.

can confirm all of you are plebs. our future is sorted, while you be wroking in mcdonalds :^)
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>>769051694
can't spell *working, did you fail grade 1 english class?
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>>769051627
I didnt have to study a language, i picked it up as a 'gimme' during my four years in undergrad. Plus.. you know... wanted to be in the glamorous world of ... department of state stuff, then got over it.

>>769051639
i'm 36. and ... i'm here mostly out of inertia. been here a while, sometimes have a chance to speak with someone like you which isn't bad.
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>>769051694
we from oxford at least can spell - the other place try....
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>>769051780
mad much?
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>>769051799
oxford is too elitist - im more into science.
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>>769051793
ur unis are glam? lololollol
the local nursery is more prestigious
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no one cares
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>>769051810
not as much as you since you responded
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>still going to die of aging
No you're not.
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>>769050484

Yeah,but your calligraphy is still shit,and it seems to have come from a monkey that lives in african jungles
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>>769051496
((free)) unironically kill yourself fucking uni fag
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>>769052319
>>769051526
>>769050999
buttholes burning

also bad handwriting usually indicates that the brain works faster than the hand.
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>>769052446
Prove it. I could as easily say that idiots have to write fast or they forget what they're writing about. Goes both ways.
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>>769050484

It's not so much if you're attending uni, it's if you actually complete the courses and keep your GPA healthy. You very would could be one of the many who attend for two semesters but drop out because the workload was too intense.

Saying that you attended Oxford means nothing when you don't have a diploma.
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>>769050484
your writting isn't
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>>769051448
Kek. this
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>>769052446
>also bad handwriting usually indicates that the brain works faster than the hand

>brain work faster

Yeah,yours work so damn fast,it forgot to remind yourself,how much shit its your handwriting
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>>769051456
University student is a second teenage years
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>>769050484
At least we aren't cucked by Muslims
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>>769051694
I knew a dude from Cambridge . He was the biggest beta cuck of all time . Not even baiting. Entitled and ran to his parents for everything . Amazing really. I don't know how he will function when he gets off his mom's tit .
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>>769050484
>Not going to England's Cambridge university for the smartest people in the world

Fucking kek
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I was a student at Cambridge (Regional College)
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>>769052759
ye i wont deny, my family is quite wealthy and are funding my living at the moment (im a russian btw and UK is fucking expensive). however, when i graduate i would not even need to search for a job - any thinktank, any analytics centre, any top tier instituition will accept me without any hesitation.
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>>769050484
I have the freedom to say I wish Queen Elizabeth breaks her hip by slipping in her own shit because she is an incontinent senile old cunt. Free men have guns, Subjects don't. Your move.
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>>769053130
fuck that old cunt. UK is lost. the future is Russian
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>>769052597
diploma?

the yank in u is strong its 2:1 or kys here
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>>769050484
I work in Oxford, and do a lot of work with the University, they indirectly fund a lot of the businesses I work with and I can safely say you ain't shit. Do you really think academia can make prepare you for the real world?

I'm 21, didn't go to university but still have a job that pays well over 50k a year, I'm the guy that'll interview once you've finished your worthless degree that I didn't bother with. I'm not special, I'm not exceptional, but fuck am I better than you.
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>>769050484
no-one gives a shit
4/10 for making me reply
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>>769050484
>UK time
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>>769050484
>/b/
>i am better than u
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>>769053369
thats why oxford bro and you are the same shit.

OP is trying to prove he is better with him being accepted to oxford and you trying to prove you are better with earning 50k+
i wouldnt say im better than any of you but i know for sure i am happiest. both of you have some sort of complexes that you are trying to fullfill through shitposting on fucking 4chan, while i do what i truly love being amongst some of the smartest people on this planet.
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>>769051245
Great bunch of alumni from there.
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guys relax- just can i have a coffee- u need 2 keep me alive
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>>769050484
If you're in a car going 60 mph, how long would it take to get 60 miles? Checkmate.
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>>769052446
Those who write clearly have readers, those who write obscurely have commentators.
– Albert Camus
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>>769050484
>a britbong
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
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>>769050484
you write like a fag, and your shit's all retarded
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>>769052750
As if Islam were the true danger.
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>>769053813
you are 100% right that happiness is a good indicator of personal success

The money I earn is just because what I enjoy is IT, it pays well and have been doing it since 16. I just get irked by academics as it's probably the most irritating thing I have to contend with here and why my end goal is to get the hell out once I've got more cash behind me
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>>769050484
>More educated
>Muh Oxford
Hey guys shut up the special snowflake is gonna talk
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>>769053130
Subjects have scutage.
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i am still the best
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>>769054177
again... oxford is too elitist and filled with fucking tories. academics, however, are usually the nicest people as they understand what values are important and what are not.
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>>769054517
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>>769054517

No,you're the same fucking retarded as before.
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>>769054517
there are at least other 20k oxford and 20k cambridge students. quit jerking off to your reflection and study real science.
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>>769054536
would truly depend on whether the academic in question is actually going to university to the betterment of their field/interests or simply to get magic 'gimmeajob' paper.

most I've interacted with in oxford are the latter and it's often a painful interaction
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>>769050484

You prove to me you are better. Chinese is not even a language, you might mean Mandarin or Cantonese. Anyway. Prove me.
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>>769054929
its not just a megical 'gimmeajob' paper lol. oxbridge are highly selective and its not that you just get in and oyu are sorted. you have to work and you have to work A LOT. in my first year for one of my modules we had to read a book every week which we then discussed
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>>769055547
starting to sound a lot like yet another academic

enjoy your books
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>>769055296
中文是chinese only white ppl who cant speak either say mando or canto
chinese = mandarin
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Who cares, just another snobby schoolboi pussy in the making
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>>769055804
thanks, i really do <3
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>>769050484
>Still a student
you'll make it someday nerd
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>>769050484
>living in the UK after BREXIT.
>being better
choose one
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>>769054929
I can definitely relate, when I made my applications on UCAS I was blown away by how little everyone cared about what they were choosing... congrats for skipping all that shit.
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you're posting gloating comments on 4chan. this instantly disproves your statement.
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>>769050484
You are a primate, thumping your chest to establish dominance.
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>>769050484

nice open day card lmao
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>>769051522
Post diplomas with timestamps or gtfo
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>>769054517
You're just a retard. Got a BA in philosophy and economics, doing my MSc PEP. You concluding that "we" hate Europe is quite unsound as Britain is part of Europe. Maybe you meant the EU?
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>>769056358
wellllllllll
oxbridge students do dominate the world :^)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alumni_of_University_College,_Oxford
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>>769056756
wrong link but nvm, you know people from oxford anyways
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>>769051169
>too bad that i dont aspire 2 be a writer
>thinking writers still predominantly use pen and paper
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So did you post this on /b/ to feel superior over 12 year olds? Also good job on getting into oxford
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>PPE
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>>769050484
I couldn't possibly give any less of a fuck
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>>769056756
Ever heard of logics? As if Oxford having great alumni implies you being anything more than a retard on b studying at said university.
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>>769056976
ty but there are so many twats here - u are just a number
>>769056699
i guess u are from the eu- shit 2 be u right? we literally hate u twats - please leave
>>769056393
i love the thinking but sorry babe- here for a while - jcr mcr maybe scr
>>769056358
well- england should have stayed outta ww1....
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>>769057275
>you are just a number
And we are all just skeletons waiting to become dust
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我比你聪明
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>>769057422
是吗
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>>769057188
its not even about the alumni or the prestige... do you even understand how educational programmes are structured in oxbridge? you get private seminars with people that are the top specialists in their field. your libraries are endless and online access to every journal you can only think of. your education is pretty much tailored to your interests

being in a college you also meet students studying various sciences - the information and knowledge exchange is truly incredible.
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>>769057547
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>>769057629
好啊。 我应该干嘛?
你是。。。
等你多点说
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>>769057743你中文说的怎么样
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>>769057882
说的比打字好多了- 你是中国人吗
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>>769057275
Yes I do currently live in the EU, born and raised in England. And no, anything but shit. Better educational system, free university, better health care system not being hit by cuts. Oh and thanks to a minority of Brits hating the EU my country is experiencing a nice growth in job openings in the banking sector.
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>>769057422
>我比你聪明
a я гoвopю à 4 langues und Deutsch lernen; sa tead ainult 2 so please be humble :^)
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>>769057987
你猜啊(⊙o⊙) 好吧其实我是美国人
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>>769058069
lol - english, chinese, spanish, arabic....... thats what u need
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>>769051496
>not a mixed shit
Clearly shows your IQ isn’t all that high after all, you inbred racist fuck. Nobody gives a fuck what school you go to. Kill your self.
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>>769051522
Can you fix the nerves in my arm and leg? It’s like I had a stroke
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>>769058049
awwww learn both maths and english - u lost remoaner------
>>769058116
没事会说汉语是最重要- 邓小平说白黑。。。
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>>769050916
>penMANship
fuck off with your hegemonic masculinity oppressive language
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>>769058198
french - the language of law
german - the language of science

im good with that. dont really want to suck arabic or chinese dicks in the future
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>>769058331
u posted
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>>769057617
I've got that here too. And judging by your attitude studying at Oxford doesn't exclude you from being a cunt.

And you don't need a college to engage with students studying in different fields.
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>>769058503
french?
german?

please let me know when u realise the future
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>>769058464
告诉我社会主义核心价值观是什么
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>>769051522

And you had to prove an Autism was more Autism than the rest of the spectrum.

Goof on you neger.
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>>769058547
That doesnt mean I give a shit about you or your “achievements” fucktard. Your thread is shitty bait at best.
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>>769058464
而且邓小平说的是黑猫白猫能抓住耗子的就是好猫
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>>769058331

Clearly the meaning to that acronym IQ alludes your conscious mind.

Go be Nike somewhere else faggot
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>>769050484
I'm a 40 yr old uneducated unemployed single druggie but I don't go on 4chan looking for attention I am better than you
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If someone knows his way around photoshop that person can use that xray tool to see trough paper and find out which nerd is shitposting here right?
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>>769058891
True
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>>769050484
I'm in MIT for electrical and computer science. You're a brainlet OP, and your penmanship is garbage.
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>>769058922
Doubt it
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>>769058603
my future is with science - particularly iter and wendelstein (which are in france and germany)

and honestly, oxford bro, i thought youd be smarter than that. comparing the size of your weiner on 4chan... lol? if you were "better" as you said, you wouldnt have doubt in yourself and thus the need to prove a point to FUCKING 4CHAN
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>>769058464
Kek. Also, not a remainer. Britain leaving the EU is actually quite good. For Britain and the EU. And as for my English, it's good enough for my needs. How's your Greek or German?
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>>769058575
im in cambridge and i was simply saying why oxbridge are are so dope
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>>769058935
mit? is that a playground?
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>>769050484
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>>769050700
spbp
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>>769059245
just normal size - btw i am white
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>>769050484
> more educated

I have a PhD in philosophy and a JD. I speak okay French.

Le grenouille mange le pamplemousse, etc.
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>>769050484
What is Chinere? Does it have to do with those little scribbles?
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>>769059150
Sorry. Thought you were OP. Still, the mere fact of studying there doesn't imply much in regard to one's knowledge or capabilities. As you said, one's education is tailored to one's interest. If the interests are shit, so is the education.
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>>769059503
dude---- french..... why.....?
closet nigger?
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>>769050484

"I am more educated than you. studying PPE, sheah chaurem squiggle squiggle,
prone mi squiggle
@ /b/ Uh tine snt 19th 1845 ma/.

>FUCKING ILLEGIBLE TIME TRAVELERS...
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>>769050484
>i am better than u
tbf anyone, even niggers, are better than people that browse the chans
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>>769051189
>>769056294
>>769058998
I think we can all agree: OP is a fag
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>>769053813
Aren't you doing the same thing lmao
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>>769050484
>Writing in print.
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>>769060743
thats pretty much why i hate oxford and havent even applied there - too many tories focused on getting their dick sucked, rather than solving the true mysteries of our existence and coming as close to the truth as possible. тьфy нa тeбя
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>>769055810
错, 中文是Chinese, 官话是Mandarin。用英语,Mandarin是Chinese, Chinese的全部不是Mandarin。
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OP, are you proud of what your parents paid for ? Actually achieve something (and not a basic-ass sentence in mandarin, that was cringe as fuck).
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>>769050484
Your handwriting is garbage.
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>>769061381
feelz - chinese is mandarin
iwhite white ape learns canto and says its chinese .....
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>>769050700
Oxford is a joke.
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>>769062944
fucking dont bump the thread. let it die already lol. dont feed his ego
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楼主: 你这样的洋鬼子在中国多呢, 你如果那么聪明和优秀, 干嘛不赶快去挽救你自己的种族?
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>>769063301
this guy chinks
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>>769054131

This.

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