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>>769045105
>>769045135
>>769045176
>>769045205
>>769045244
>file name edition
>number of posters: 2
Fucking OP is a new fag
oc here
>>769045105
Why? Srsly. Why would you let this happen? What is the point?
>>769045105
>partial arts
MY SIDES
Nice thread OP, very nice
>>769045244
>>769045921
You can fuck colour, even date colour but you don't marry them and you certainly never fucking breed with them
>>769046060
If your dad didn't breed with them you wouldn't be alive, show some gratitute to your non-white mother.
>>769045652
That's fucking great
poor fuck
>>769046326
The fuck you on about m80
>>769045105
how do they earn belts?
DIE
>>DIE
>>DIE
DIE
>>769045105
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>769047225
>>769045105
>>769047356
Wasting food is so hilarious!! XDDDDDDD
>>769045205
Kek!
>>769045652
Fuck
>>769046593
He's calling you a nigger.
Nigger.
>>769047356
oh boy. this guy again. calm your tits, moralfag. it can still become banana bread.
why don't you go be a cunt over on /mlp/?
>>769047737
>>769047471
>what is a render?
>>769047436
Is that a spider?
>>769047712
Well that just dislodges my monocle it does
>>769045460
damn, hope youre happy your oc made me laugh, you faggot
>>769045244
that's the look of a man who was forced to marry an oreo to make up for dressing like a nazi at a halloween party years ago.
>>769048007
Feel good that I don't eat beef but I feel guilty that chickens are probably the same.
>>769048698
What. The. Fuck.
>>769048687
LOL wtffffffffff
>>769046914
it's german and means the, bart, the
>>769048698
>tfw everytime I touch a tit
>>769048537
What is this? The prophet of /b/?
>>769048932
sooooo never?!
>>769048698
wut
>>769045596
>underrated post
>>769048698
what happens if you fall in?
>>769049384
center of the earth
>>769049265
absolutely disturbing
>>769048687
When you let asylum seekers in
>>769049146
>>769048932
Bear-mode powerlifter, get more pussy than you for sure. Nice try but old joke.
>>769049954
>feeling the need to justify yourself to a 12yo kid
lost
>>769045478
Story??
>>769048687
when u reveal ur homosexual in india
>>769048631
>>769048537
>Memri is an actual institution formed in order to bridge the linguistic gap of the ME and the English-speaking world
Oh my god it's a serious thing
Oh lord
>>769048325
Fuck is an Oreo. She's a nigger
>>769048325
That's a bingo!
>>769045596
Oh my fucking god...
How?!?
>>769045811
what the heck. Please tell me that's a child's project.
>>769045811
accidental samefag here. Lost to this.
>>769045596
Not even remotely a gunfag
What happened here? Did all the bullets stop in the barrel and not leave the casings?
It looks like she welded a bin of spare electronics to the gun
>>769047436
nice image res you braindead savage
>>769046833
>be a fucking Leaf
>think you're behind every shitpost
>it turns out to be a fucking roo
Fucking Roos
>>769046702
Belts make them easier to handle, for loading and such. Was unaware they had to earn them. Guess a giant spatula would also work.
>>769047712
>>769050699
It's exactly what it looks like. A bullet for whatever reason didn't make it out of the barrel and she just kept stacking them up. If it had been a semi auto the barrel would have blown out after the second shot
>>769049650
haha - smirked and saved
>>769050139
That's pretty clever. I hope this one sticks around.
>>769047225
you make me miss bananas and logs
>>769050232
yfw you realize Virgin vs. Chad was clearly outlined in pro-Illuminati rag "Highlights" in every doctor's office from your childhood.
>>769045478
how could you do this to you own brother?
>>769051230
Shouldn't you be on r/imagayfaggot?
>>769045205
>goats included
>>769051437
Lol that Dominic
>>769050699
Whoever loaded the bullet, or the company that produced it, didn't put enough/any powder. Bullet could've just had primer and no powder. Shooter didn't notice that none of the shots they were making were hitting anything.
>>769047225
Topkek anon
>>769051743
this one is pretty cool tbh, I really don't like the torture ones
>>769051743
If they aren't careful to keep that wound clean, it could get infected
>>769051743
For ISIS this is downright humanitarian
>>769052081
They should also apply a tourniquet to the neck, and apply direct pressure to slow the bleeding. It will leave a noticeable scar regardless
>>769048687
history behind?
>>769051604
>sensible chuckle
>>769051604
hohohoho
>>769051743
jesus that fucking shockwave in the ground looks pretty cool
>>769048687
Poor little fella just wanted his cake
>>769053011
Little shitskin didn't deserve a cake
>>769048687
>Great Chefs of the Middle East
>>769049954
>>769051743
Second guy's head did a perfect shooting star press
>>769045652
That's a lot of heroin bags.
Overtime and Eagle? Pretty weak brand names for heroin. Didn't they had dat Pandemic or dat WMD.
>>769051604
woW rEAlLy maKes yOU ThiNK hUh?
>>769051743
Do they get extra points, like skateboarders do for how many revolutions the head does?
>>769053425
>>769048687
Birth of a suicide bomber
>>769052487
He didn't reply to the post, so his mother's side family punish him on his bday.
>>769045105
>>769048698
I wanna lay on it
>>769048588
yes moral fag, even the things people eat sometimes like to play.
Until we [edgy comment about the butchering of cows] and then [edgy comment about the cooking of said cows]
>>769053893
Or a school shotter.
>>769051743
save palestine! defend iran! americans out of the middle east! viva isis!
>>769047663
There's a reason they call it a "bishop"
>>769048698
glitch in the matrix?
>>769045105
got yourself a danger potato right there
>>769046060
Oh Jesus fuck, get over yourself.
>>769049384
Nothing really. It's probably just a water bed buried in, with a layer of grass on top.
>>769046789
Well, he had served his constitutionally limited two terms.
Just so you guys know what kind of "people" you're attracting with this shit.
>>769053860
unreal and homosexual
>>769049954
>>769048325
She's hot, you racist trash heap.
>>769047225
Do you realize the complexity of the interactions it takes for you to post things to a website,anon? And this is what you choose to post
>>769045105
omfg It took me 3 attempts to pass a TKD black belt test, hundreds of bucks wasted, can that thing at least bite or fart in self defense?
>>769053860
Wtf is even going on here?
>>769050232
Uh, what?
>>769053860
wtf?
>>769045244
I bet he misses being an Apache pilot
>>769053860
Is this one of those comfort devices for non-functional autists?
>>769047737
Pot. Kettle. Black.
>>769045135
Can someone explain how the water level in the bath could possibly affect the toilet? What am I missing here?
>>769048687
Happy fucking birthday, you little shit
>>769054797
Dumb bitch
>>769054873
probably british plumbing
>>769046878
Wow so fucking funny . . not
>>769045244
anyone got the meme pic of Harry where I think the queen asks him who he will choose between english gril and the ogre negress
>>769048687
The Lannisters send their regards
>>769045478
>Theoldspicykeychain.jpg
>>769055237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVIoBoFkoiM
>>769048922
Thought the same fucking thing.
>>769055297
Fucking illiterate Aussies put the apostrophe in the wrong spot in we're...
>>769045921
He married a used up nigger. Too old for kids. Not that hot and old. Wtf
>>769051743
did he die?
>>769046878
soy boys like this will die in the civil war within about an hour
>>769050139
Wait.. How did he enter his house?
>>769054636
computer full of bugs
>>769055297
Why don't all photos of China and Australia look like this? Because they are upside down on the world
>>769051293
>>769054299
Niggerlover
>>769045105
the kick at the end. jesus christ.
>>769048588
I have no issues eating what we have always eaten. Hilarious that vegans don't mind grinding up endless ground nesting birds/animals for their veggies (which science also proves know when they are being destroyed.)
>>769055170
found it
>>769054558
It's an actual video of a Japanese man who survived (shortly) from the largest dose of radiation ever known without immediately dying.
I forget his name. Look into it. He begged to be allowed to die because his pain was so great. Literally every nerve was fried. The doctors kept him alive to study him. He even died and they resuscitated him against his wishes. They are fucking monsters.
Technically what you see there isn't even a human. His DNA was altered drastically by the radiation and he had no immune system.
>>769055841
Well its accurate.
>>769051096
But there is 8 bullets, and this is revolver so its most likely 6 chambers
>>769051604
This doesn’t make sense. Thoughts and prayers don’t go to “heaven” because there is no “heaven” and no God according to this artist who im pretty sure is atheist.
Makes you think.
>>769045105
>File: partial arts; unarmed combat.webm (1.34 MB, 460x258)
Honestly, I'd let people chopp off my small pinky if it would give that guy a regular body. Fuck me, he deserves it.
>>769055875
>>769051604
They’re better of up there anyways
>>769055990
unfortunately
>>769051604
whats funny about this is christians murdered heathen and pagan children by the millions in the past
>>769056015
Makes you think what? It's really not that deep
>>769045596
constipated
>>769055742
the curse of the black pearl
>>769055875
Bullshit. It's cp. The man is a poor chink and can't afford a real Dr. Or nerve gas. Probably nerve gas
>>769045105
Kick at the end killed me
>>769053860
I don't understand. What is going on with this guy's limbs? It's fake i say.
>>769045244
That bulge
>>769048456
fucking incels
>>769056193
anyone has the unfucked picture? no I don't mean a picture of Spock
>>769050622
housing project in africa
>>769047225
>>769051818
samefagging so hard
>filename edition
>almost noone apparently knows what that means
die prematurely
>>769056025
2 working arms, and 1.5 working legs for a pinky, how generous of you
>>769049265
fuck off you pinky thumbed cunt
>>769045460
Lost
>>769045811
this is solid work
>>769055875
Fake and gay, radiation cannot mutate you in those ways. It just makes your cells go retarded, but not in an organized way. They won't make you grow or degrow anything else just malfunction heavily.
>>769056118
I was hoping to bait someone better. Back into the cesspool you go, Faggot.
>>769055841
"prime British beauty"
LOL
>>769056282
he might be one of the fukushima victims who the japs kept alive to study
>>769050558
prolly fired the wrong type of bullet
>>769045205
ask your priest too - same outcome.
>>769045777
what a shitty game
>>769050232
youngfags just dont know
>>769051604
Hahahah fucking libtards trying to take our guns
>>769050232
>>769056808
>this flammable material should be safe to spray all over an open flame
>>769045135
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was a fat jon snow.
>>769050139
>>769051239
>>769055581
How is the furniture covered in fur? How is his face on the inside of the house? Did he turn himself inside out, stretch himself and just stick himself all over the inside like a vacuum sealer? None of that would equal eating it, he should be on the outside with the inside still seeming normal
>>769056011
Which means she stopped and reloaded. Fucking lol
>>769048325
kek... i said this too a few days ago.
(((wedding)))
>>769054752
Lost
>>769048325
when my ex and me had a halloween party one of my friends showed up in a genuine ss uniform or some shit. my gf was half black.
it was fucking hilarious
>>769045777
Oh shit! That fucking filname! Hahahaha
>>769055875
Fake af
>>769045244
12 fucking neck ties?
>>769046833
>Crocodile Dindu-dee
>>769047356
bananas don't bed like that
this is cia propaganda to get you to have excess potasium
>>769057713
I prefer Uncle Ben's
>>769045105
That guy used to be a black belt but lost his legs in an accident. After recovery he showed the courage and strength to do this in front of his peers and friends.
Great motivation.
>>769045105
this is a perfect symbol for what it means to be a sjw
>>769057843
>>769054148
That was great. Underrated.
>>769057187
why would you do dis?
>>769047225
epic
>>769058256
Draining a cadaver's bladder
>>769058256
3 different examples of semi-permanent catheters, better than one up your dick forever, the one in the colon isn't used anymore due to infection risk.
>>769058363
not gonna lie, that's a nice looking dixk... no homo
>>769056956
Friendzoned?
More like a restraining order.
>>769046593
If not your dad someone along the line did. You aren't pure idiot.
>>769058188
I would! I'm getting ready to sell! I don't need that shit lowering my property values!
>>769051743
sending thoughts and prayers
>>769056719
Offended muslim spotted.
>>769058395
This is fact. I've reset and cleaned more suprapubic caths than I'd like to know.
>>769046789
obama having a stroke
>>769056209
lost like the loser I am
>>769057318
lol you guys keep posting this without realizing its stealth cp
>>769059377
full vid?
>>769045520
FUCK SAKE I didnt laugh until you pointed the title out xD
>>769048698
srs where? i would go outside moar if this was my backyard and front
>>769059285
that actually seems really comfortablr
>>769046878
What's the actual link to this?
>>769054488
>3 attempts
lol....
took me a year and a half, on my first attempt too. The instructor also made me kickbox a hapkido blackbelt and break a brick. I went through fucking hell just for a 7 dollar walmart belt. The ragrats man... Wish I would have done something else with my time.
>>769059575
i would guess florida... just a guess
>>769059285
>>769059625
>>769059377
how do you know that exactly?
>>769056025
>>769056442
I don't know, I'd say sacrificing your dick is pretty generous.
>>769048698
It's basically a grass pimple
>>769059377
impossible to tell, but i guess you have experience watching cp?
>>769057202
If the front door was open, it works
>>769055709
woooaw
source if legal
fuck off if underage
>>769058555
well, they werent wrong, look at all the morons listening to rap now and emulating their shit lifestyle
