early morning s/fur
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early morning s/fur
>>769041783
Mornin
>>769042198
thats no hetero
>Watching cartoons.
>Mummy comes in.
"Hey anon..."
>Normie mom.
"What do you want, slut?" "I'm busy."
>Mummy hesitates.
"Well Chad has somewhere fun he'd like to take you!"
>Probably Chuck-e-cheese.
>Get in car Chad.
>Backseat because I'm too big for the front.
"Hey sport you ready!?"
>Mumbles to him.
>Be speeding along the highway.
>Chad misses the turn for Chuck-e-cheese.
"Uh. Faggot, Hello Faggot you missed the turn."
>Chad restrains himself.
"I'm not taking you there anon." "Your mother and I have a sweet girl we want you to meet and-"
>Fucking loses my Shit in the car.
>Literally and figuratively.
>Almost gets us into an accident.
>Chad pulls into the parking lot of the lake where I'm supposed to meet her.
>Springs out the car away from Chad.
>Screaming around the parking lot.
>Chad goes after me trying to calm me down.
>Chad locks his arms around me from behind.
"BIG MISTAKE CHADDIE!!!!"
>Poo Poo all over Chad's pants and shoes.
>Qt.3.14 watches the whole thing.
>Be Driving home with the Windows down.
>Smug Pepe.jpg.
>Chad is fuming right now.
>Later at home.
>On my computie looking at s/fur.
>Rage stewing against mummy.
>Stomps upstairs to mommy's room.
"A-anon is that you?"
>Responds.
"PEE PEE POO POO, MUMMY I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!"
>Flings handful of poo poo at mummy.
>Right in her eyes.
>Mummy starts sobbing.
Fucking Normies learned their lesson that day!
>>769042409
Nah, that's totes a girl. Look at where her pussy is, you can barely see the labia.
I never get tired of hearing this fucking bass, the sound is unreal just with my practice amp and some headphones. I'm really tempted to hook it up to the monster in the basement, when everyone is awake that is.
>>769043384
Do it, bet it would be pretty fuckin sick.
How's you?
>>769043678
Meh, better than I was last night I guess. Haven't slept though, going to try and fix my schedule yet again. You?
>>769043895
Oh well, gotta keep trying then.
Not much, just about to eat breakfast after I had a walk, feeling pretty turned on lately as well. Could be the lack of something or I'm as sexually frustrated as usual.
>>769044140
>sexually frustrated
Aren't we all?
>>769044245
Yep. I forgot to add in that I'm recovering from last night's dental work, not fun having a needle jabbed in your mouth. The drugs were worth it, kek.
>>769044391
Nice. Did you get any hydros?
>>769044503
Nah, was just sent home with hygiene shit. Wouldn't abuse anything myself, just occasional experimentation or sake of relaxation.
>>769044638
That's what they all say. It's probably a good thing that you didn't.
>>769044774
Brushie brushie.
>>769044774
Yes, I should do that more often but eh.
>>769044823
Still, the pain is fairly mild, slightly discomforting at most. I still got Ibuprofen for that, so I'm good.
>>769045020
Choo choo
does anyone have more like this
Found out I like this shit last night and pretty much murder my dick beating off to it until 3am. Fucks sake
>>769045351
underboob thing?
i might be lacking in that...
>>769045630
whoa, slow down ther' buddy.
>>769045857
I know, right? Whats this hightail hall deal about? Any good?
>>769045857
yeah im lacking in the underboob department too
What if you were paid to look at S/Fur?
>>769046149
i would way more money than i knew what to do with
>>769046149
I'd look at furry smut for hours then.
>>769046149
I'd either go blind or my dick would catch on fire.
>>769046149
basically an admin/mod of a furry site
>>769040015
>12:30 PM
>Early morning
>>769046149
I'd be a millonaire.
>>769046322
>grampa y u go blind
>I'd rather not say
>why u smell burnt
>I was offered a job at furaffinity
>Is that why u blind
>>769046464
was early when it started
>>769046464
>being this american
>>769046577
Eh close enough to morning for most of us. For some it's 3pm.
>>769046221
>Implying you don't already.
Smh.
>>769046790
Muh dick's gotta rest, my dude. Plus I have shit to do now.
thread was started at 12am
probs should sleep soon
>>769046149
There are people who will do it for free?!
You guys ever get the feeling you could easily and truly be happy if there weren't so many people in the way?
Requesting Pokemon
>>769046911
i volunteer
>>769046883
Pls don't go, we need you here so much, it hurts.
>>769046957
Nope, must be you.
>>769047071
Lucky you. They've been a drain on me financially.
>>769046957
yes but overstatement
>>769046957
Nope
>>769040653
*notices bulge* 0w0 what this *nuzzles u* UwU x3
Can someone post the song on the OP from the last thread?
>>769046957
I feel like I could be happy if I lived alone. I love not having to talk to people and being able to be away from people all day would make me one of the happiest people alive.
>>769047197
Yeah same here but need quite a bit of money to do that. The people I live with really burn money and just don't care about themselves or their future.
Glad if that's not the case for you.
>>769047278
I'm putting up with family right now to make my life infinitely easier later. I'm finishing up an associates degree in cyber security. I'll be done with it by this time next year. Once I'm done I'm out of here again. Living with family is a pain.
>>769047185
Anybody?
>>769047431
Sounds cool. Cyber security seems like a good job. Best of luck.
>>769047483
here, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdZZFTUbKqI
>>769046957
No, I'm never going to be happy anyway because my brain is fucked. I used to think I didn't need anyone, but the constant loneliness tells otherwise. I highly doubt most people could truly be alone because it drives you insane. We evolved to socialize, and not doing so has negative impacts on your mental health. It's literally inhuman to be truly alone, and anyone who says they don't need others are lying.
>>769047691
Huh. Can't you just get a dog or something? Sounds rough.
I'm not really that social but even I need somewhat intelligent people in my life to stay sane. Mostly internet people. It's hard to find people like that in real life, who you can just talk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCR7k0qgXKA
>>769047826
>Mostly internet people
>intelligent
>>769047826
Of course I could get a pet if I were alone, but it's not the same. You can't communicate and interact with a dog the way you can with another person. Even with a dog you'd get lonely. There is no substitute for human interaction.
>>769047278
>or their future
>Implying they have one.
>Implying you are actually somewhat different from them.
>Implying there even is a "future" and there will even a molecule left intact of what you are now or ever was/be will be left in existence. Same goes for all possible actions and achievement you can possibly accomplish in your lifespan.
Pathetic mild showflake syndrome
>>769047994
Look at how stupid they are and then divide that by 4-5 times for the average nigger or religious fundamentalist. Aka most people in my life.
Just my living area I guess.
>>769048004
Never happened to me. Most people make me feel lonely. My dogs are easy to relax with.
>>769047965
google doesn't know if its a shoe or a fish :(
nice pic
>>769047669
Love you niBBa.
>>769047669
Thank you anon.
>>769048063
Right but even squirrels can plan for the future, not spend all their money today then pray to Jebus to fix it.
>>769048174
Looks like really comfortable shoes without opening the thumbnail.
>>769048138
Bruh, dumb people fester the internet as well, it's no difference in our out of the house. You just have to get out more and find people, you don't need a hundred friend to feel saner than usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3T8KznhThQ
>>769048316
Yeah I don't need friends aside from my dogs and money to take care of them. But I still respect people who aren't COMPLETE fucking imbeciles. There's still people like that out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kbB4VL740
Thanks for the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk&t=0s&index=94&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
>>769048343
MmmMMMM
>>769048473
Fair enough, not everyone needs connections to feel human or the like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRjpbGeeixc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GP00zuU8_0&t=0s&index=6&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
>>769048991
good beat
>>769049377
Thanks man.
This is one of the best sex songs I've heard so far. Kinda loud high energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A360YHaBOls&index=34&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
>>769048991
Alright this is pretty dope. I don't know why I don't branch out more, I enjoy most music yet stick to metal because it's what I've always listened to. That kind of shit I can really get into though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJ5XvZeb-k&index=185&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
>>769049947
You might like darkwave or something. I don't know what genre that song is considered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGKNf_qsvXE&index=217&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
>>769050259
I've listened to a few synthwave songs and I really dig it, but I know nothing about the genre or where to even start.
>>769050505
synthwave and vaporwave are good. Also look into electroswing if you like old style music.
>>769050696
Will do, thanks.
>>769050709
Hey, Sunshine. How's it going?
>>769050709
Heya Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDZHIJU0BRM
>>769050749
just woke up
about to start my day
>>769050844
Any plans or just gonna chill?
>>769050912
just gonna smoke some weed and see where that takes me
>>769050821
heya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40vnsyXYp_I
>>769051753
more soft ears/headpats please :3
>>769046149
What's the pay rate?
time for me to hit the hay before sunrise
night fur folks
I need to expand my feral folder.
>>769052025
Night, dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_i7ZnlmHwQ
>>769052025
<3
>>769052025
>20:10 CEST
>sunrise
you a NZ/'Straya cunt?
>>769052025
Sleep well, Mr. Anon.
>>769052107
true blue aussie m8
>>769052063
>>769052073
>>769052120
ni ni
yuh
>>769052719
Hey, WeebuM. How's it going?
>>769052888
Just woke up after a night of heavy drinking and listening to some Death Grips and 'bout to play Terraria, hbu?
>>769053046
>>769053225
me too thanks
>>769053046
Sounds like fun. I'm about get high and eat some pizza, probably going to piss off the neighbors and play bass afterwards.
Could someone make a new comfy sfur? i feel like watching some streams, lurk and have some vodka
