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New Celeb thread
>>769027855
No, fuck you
NO lewding the Hershlag!
>when love is the way!
>>769027957
FIRE POWERS PLANES AND FACEBOOK
AMEN
>>769027949
Like this?
>>769027855
The sentence for posting fakes as the OP is being spammed like the faggot you are
>>769028019
delet
Also how much longer does this wedding go on for?
>>769028093
>>769028093
It’s not over until the customary rape of the bride by the rothchild patriarch
Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit
in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence
of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing
the value in me.
This is the story of how I, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story
of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will
disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did
not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this
story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful
child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure…
On the morning of July 24th, 1991, in a London hospital, I was born. I breathed in the first breath of
life as I entered this world, weighing only 5.4 pounds. My parents must have been filled with happiness
and pride that day. They had just witnessed the birth of their first child, and they named me Elliot Oliver
Robertson Rodger.
I was born to young parents. My father, Peter Rodger, was only 26 when he impregnated my mother,
Chin, who was 30. Peter is of British descent, hailing from the prestigious Rodger family; a family that
was once part of the wealthy upper classes before they lost all of their fortune during the Great
Depression. My father’s father, George Rodger, was a renowned photojournalist who had taken very
famous photographs during the Second World War, though he failed to reacquire the family’s lost
fortune. My mother is of Chinese descent. She was born in Malaysia, and moved to England at a young
age to work as a nurse on several film sets, where she became friends with very important individuals in
the film industry, including George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. She even dated George Lucas for a short
time.
My mother and father had been married for a couple of years before my mother became pregnant
with me. In fact, her pregnancy was an accident. She had been taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but
when she visited my father on one of his film sets, she fell ill and the medication she took for that illness
thwarted the effect of the anti-pregnancy pills, and so their lovemaking during this period resulted in my
life.
>mfw dis wedding
Only a couple of months after my birth, I went on my first vacation. My parents took me on a boat to
France. I was already a traveler! Of course, I have no memories of this trip. My mother said that I cried a
lot.
At the time that I was born, my mother and father were living in a house in London, but shortly after
my birth they decided to move to the countryside. We moved to a large house made of red brick in the
county of Sussex, with vast grass fields surrounding it. The house even had a name: The Old Rectory.
This was where I spent my early childhood, the first five years of my life, and it was beautiful. The
memories I have of this period are only memories of happiness and bliss.
My father was a professional photographer at the time, just in the stage of becoming a director. My
mother gave up her nursing career to stay at home and look after me. My grandma on my mother’s side,
who I would call Ah Mah, moved in with us to help out my mother. I would spend a lot of time with Ah Mah during these years
>>769028194
Hasn't Weinstein already had her kek?
This was a time of discovery, excitement, and fun. I had just entered this new world, and I knew
nothing of the pain it would bring me later on. I enjoyed life with innocent bliss. I can remember playing
in the fields and going on long walks with Ah Mah to pick berries. She would always warn me not to
touch the stinging nettles that sometimes grew in our fields, but my curiosity got the better of me, and I
got stung a few times. There was a swing in the back of our yard, which I had many good times on.
The first birthday I remember was my 3rd birthday. My parents threw a party for me in our field. I had
a helicopter birthday cake. I can remember one of my friend’s parents cutting off the first piece and
giving it to my friend. I threw a tantrum because I was expecting to get the first piece… It was my
birthday after all. My father bought me a toy tractor that I could ride around in, and I would play with it
all the time after that.
Sometime after my 3rd birthday, we all went on a vacation to Malaysia, my mother’s home country. I
have only flashes of memory of that vacation. I enjoyed it very much. We visited a few of my mother’s
relatives.
For preschool, I was enrolled at Dorsett House, an upscale all-boys private school in the countryside,
near where we lived. I was forced to wear a uniform, which I hated because I had to wear
uncomfortable socks up to my knees. I was very nervous and I cried on my first day there. I can
remember two friends I made by name, George and David. I would always play in the sandpit with them.
I didn’t like school at Dorsett House very much. I found the rules to be too strict. My least favorite
part of it was the football sessions. I never understood the game and I could never keep up with the
other boys in the field, so I always stood by the goal-keeper and pretended to be the “second goalkeeper”.
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>>769028282
You didn't enjoy the black pastor guy rambling on for 30 minutes?
and the ugly people losers try to act attrative the ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and is ugly and it look ugly way cause the ugly people losers are ugly but got alot of ugly help so even poop can look good if got ugly help like the ugly people losers so fuck this race race and fuck tv all it is going to do make you down while the ugly short bitch try to make people feel down if people got tricked by the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way so fuck this rat race and fuck tv and there ugly and cock block people ugly way and torture people when got rid of all the people that is better then them even attrative loser people that the ugly people losers get them angry by saying is loser and the ugly people losers smell worse then shit and is ugly and short and get angry and look ugly and that ugly loser midget piss me off cause hes ugly and a loser and try to be better then people ugly way and cant do anything and is ugly and is short and try to be better then people ugly way by getting people introuble ugly way and or try to kill people ugly way and while try to act attrative in public the ugly way and its lame and nobody says nothing cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and control the resources and the short ugly bitch try to read who dont pretend to like them and give them bad services so why the ugly people losers expect the ugly popular people to be better then ugly people losers if everybody has to pretend to like ugly people losers cause give bad services and outnumber everybody if people bully the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way maybe cause the ugly short bitch hurt people ugly way so dont get bullied and help the ugly people losers the ugly way so dont get bullied while the ugly short bitch and ugly people losers try to be better then people ugly way and the ugly people losers that smell worse then poop try to be better then people ugly way
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>>769027952
Wtf /b/ro?
>>769028311
No, but Joel Silver banged her.
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>>769028093
Until 10:00
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That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day
Hi Anon. I see you used the term "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.
Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.
You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.
The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>769028571
>>769028400
he was a mega cringelord. this whole ceremony has been hard to watch
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-Robertsfag trollop post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The Robertsfag tmp pills photo isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting hateful Roberts anon posts in celeb threads.
Just imagine this: your mother had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, sadistic bully and a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you, because all you say is: "I HOPE I CAN BULLY ROBERTSFAG INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY."
You have become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your harold & elon musk shitposting for two whole months now. Thing about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two months? In two months, you could have gotten a job, bought your own house, and if you're advanced enough, even get married in a span of two months. That's the amount of time you've spent plaguing threads on 4chan with pictures of harold & elon musk. While there are adults out there being useful to society and being successful, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks elon" or "Thanks Harold" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users "he was behind it" or "He is the author."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with the same stupid fucking pictures.
>>769028400
he was the best part
>>769028774
yeah
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Erin's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob, and Erin moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
M-My mistress V-Victoria i-i-is a very b-b-b-b-beautiful w-w-w-woman and I'm a-a-a lucky c-coward t-to have h-h-her... T-T-The b-b-big d-d-date n-n-night t-t-tonight with a-a-a beautiful c-c-celebrity w-w-woman f-f-for the alphas h-h-here?...
>ayayayayayayayayayay
Who the fuck is doing that Zulu chant in the crowd? Relly getting on my nerves :/
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
>>769028822
Because you could tell how annoyed everyone was? Everyone was fidgeting or trying not to laugh at his horseshit.
/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Did I miss anything, faggots?
>>769028880
S-S-Surely th-th-th-they must at least b-be having g-g-good and fun c-c-conversations w-w-with several c-c-celebrity w-w-woman?..
>>769028931
well yeah obvs he was cringey as hell but it was funny as fuck
Who approved having him there to rant about the discovery of fire?
But they don't help your kind in a civilized society. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the last few hundred years have not been long enough for these behaviors to have been domesticated out of you all. So you're all still at it. Let me illustrate this for you by analogy. Technically, an American pit bull terrier and an English golden retriever are exactly the same species. They can produce offspring, if crossbred. The former was bred to exhibit certain characteristics - wanton aggression, propensity to fight, physical strength, powerful bite, and so on. The latter was bred to retrieve birds shot and killed by its masters, and to do this, it has to have a docile, placid, non-aggressive nature; otherwise it would treat what it found as its own kill and refuse to hand it over. Now imagine that your small children, aged maybe two or three years old, are going to be locked in a room with five or six of those dogs, and the dogs haven't been fed for a week. Which breed would you rather lock in there with your children? Hungry pit bulls, or hungry golden retrievers? Or do you figure that, even though they look differently, they're all the same species really, so of course the pit bulls certainly won't act any differently? Exactly! All this PC crap we hear spouted in the media about how "there's no such thing as race" is just that - crap. A dog has four legs and a tail; a cat also has four legs and a tail, but that doesn't make it a dog. The superficial similarity between cats and dogs and between whites and blacks is just that - superficial.
>>769028981
you do realize that if you put as much effort into improving your social skills as you do spamming /b/ you might actually get some irl pussy.
>>769029008
The mutt princess probably demanded it. Black people were shoehorned in throughout the ceremony.
>>769028986
H-H-How u-u-u-u-unfortunate... How unfortunate i-i-i-indeed...
Oh man, I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? Wishing your pains in your, that I know have to be extremely painful and hard on you, life would wash away. But they won't huh? That really bums me out knowing things won't just fix themselves for you and Mary Poppins wont fly from Sam Hains Hell to make sure you feel real good. GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a retard with your slang, pasta really? Pasta are you seriously saying pasta as some kind of insult you're a joke. Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. And you'll see me running down to success in the new age of freedom, shoving down you and you're sick liberal ideology that wants me and you dead. Like the ignorant masses you hope someday the very thing you hate wins. Only because they said they're good on you're tv. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths. They aren't even hard for me because I'm not a fool who cares about my enemies feelings and if they'll get hurt. Did the Spartans become a glorious empire because they stopped to ask if they're enemies were okay? Did the Romans rise to power because they went around asking everyone if they're feelings are hurt. You're a fool and you won't get to see the new age of America because you're on the wanted list pal.
>>769029102
Even the Royal fam aren't safe from diversity quotas
To make a very long story short, I had a run in with a true raw psychopathic criminal last week and I'm kinda afraid for my life. Just hear me out.. He had literally purposefully caused an accident with me on the highway by dangerously cutting me off and then jamming his breaks on as hard as he could the MOMENT his car got in front of my vehicle. What happened was he was holding up the fast lane by driving a set slow speed, so after several minutes I had decided to pass him by going around him in the other lane and the fact that I did that greatly infuriated him. I swear to fucking god I am not leaving out details. It was as simple as me passing him that set him off. He then proceed to make an illegal lane change onto an on-ramp going onto the highway so he could cut around the two highway lanes, he then literally pulled RIGHT in front of my vehicle and then jammed his breaks on as hard as he could. I swear it's as fucked up and simple as it sounds. No fucking details are left out. Anyways. we pull over, I'm nervous as hell because I have never witnessed someone intentionally go out of their way to cause an accident. He gets out of his vehicle and it's almost comical how evil he looked. Imagine you're watching a cartoon, when the villain shows up on screen you immediately know because they draw the villain to look intentionally wicked. This is exactly how this guy looked. Literally you didn't have to be a character judging wizard to tell he was a criminal. He had EXTREME rage, was pacing in front of my vehicle, banging on my window, yelling at me, calling me names. Obviously I immediately called the police when this happened. The police show up, this guys demeanor COMPLETELY changes, all the sudden he doesn't seem so bad. I know, it's fucked up, it was strange.
Where are they honeymooning? The states?
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
>>769029233
Brits love Florida
I worry that my writing is not good, but its never going to become good.
I worry that I will be mediocre at it my entire life.
btu ive paved the way to an unrelated career and could pursue it entirely in my spare time for fun reasons, so ultimately it doesn't matter. but of course there is a yearning to be great, to be recognized.
it makes it hard for me to take certain criticisms, especially when those giving the critique are not so great themselves, not even being able to comprehend putting an arc in their scripts. but simply being bad at writing yourself does not invalidate your work. but being unable to change your opinion even when presented evidence shows that your opinion is biased, taht you stick with a first impression despite evidence that you should change it. if he is unwilling to change his mind even on something more factual, can i trust his criticisms of something subjective like my writing? even if he gave in 1% of the time, but he does not...
and why get hung up over one particular reviewer. the issue is when you start to take these people out, it builds up a lot of 'yes men'. but there is a difference between yes men, and people who give actual criticism, notes on what to fix. but if the project itself is simply not worth pursuing because the concept is objectively bad...
its going in circles in my brain. it makes it hard to act authentically
>>769029233
Probably some Third World shithole because they are both into causes.
>>769027855
>>769029204
Wouldn´t that be Harrys fault for having a case of jungle fever
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old leddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities.
>>769028019
Hi guys, I am a white American /pol/lack who has been living in India for 8 years. And please listen to what I am about to say.
You guys make fun of indians, but in reality, they are incredibly VILE AND EVIL people! The light hearted manner in which you make fun of indians shows that you do not take them seriously as a threat. Well let me tell you that they most certainly ARE a threat! Maybe not as big of a threat as the jews, but indians are VILE, DISGUSTING, EVIL people.
I have never met any other race of people that are as RUDE, as HATEFUL, as DIRTY, as SMELLY, and just outside DISGUSTING as indians.
Now, India consists of many different sub-races and cultures. The WORST of these races are the Punjabis. The majority of the indians living in the West are from Punjab.
Punjabis are the greediest, most rude, most CORRUPT, and most worthless subhumans on this planet, second to Jews. Now, I've done some research and it turns out that Jews and Punjabis are actually the same race, which explains why they physically look so similar and also have such similar behavioural characteristics.
You will find no group of people on this planet that are WORSE than indians. Every single negative quality you can think of, indians possess it. Indians are literally SUBHUMANS who can never change. That's why they are still living like animals even in the 21st century. India literally has the worst living standard in the world. Africa and many other 3rd world countries are literally PARADISES compared to India.
So my request to you all is, stop joking about Indians and start taking them seriously, cause they ARE a threat. Indians are a fucking cancer that just spreads like cockroaches, and if you guys aren't careful, this cancer is going to completely eat up your countries. Indians reproduce like cockroaches, then they go and flood into civilized Western countries and bring their stupid 15th century mindsets with them. And THIS is why indians in the West don't mix with non-indians
>>769028311
>>769028822
>I'm a nazi.
Grow up. The Nazis were cancer, we cut them out. They were a phenomenon that the world never needs to see come back.
>I just want to preserve my culture, my race and try to better humanity through art and science.
Dude, there's precisely zero risk to your culture.
Black people were captured, shipped across the Atlantic in chains, forced to change their names, worked to death. Then disenfranchised, attacked by idiots in white hoods, kept in poverty. And still, after all that, they kept their culture (and every time we liked any of it, we borrowed it, which is why so much good music has its origins in black music).
White people... we control just about everything. The media, the advertising, anything that's not ours we make ours. We run half the world. Our culture is everywhere. Seriously, there is zero risk that we're going to end up losing our culture.
I'm not apologising for being white, history is full of people doing shitty things to other people, it doesn't make it the fault of everyone with the same skin colour, but when White Supremacists want to make it about being white, then you've really got to turn around and say "you're full of shit, your world hasn't diminished, just because it's no longer acceptable to walk over everyone you deem different".
>>769028909
>>769029008
>>769029204
>bullying Neta-Lee
well fuck you too
Cuckold Porn is Jewish culture.
Jewish culture has a matrilineal society. A matrilineal society dictates that all offspring are a continuation of the mother's womb and not that of the father's seed. So, it is in this respect, that the Jew is naturally inclined to accept and even promote cuckolding as a cultural norm. The Jew male is not the sex that will pass on the parasidic gene to posterity, rather his job is to raise the woman up above him so that the Jewess can dominate. The male, therefore, is a sissy slave worker for the Jewish family unit, while the woman is free to fuck and suck off every bull that will seed her womb.
Now, it is important to understand that cuckolding is not just a cultural norm for the Jew. The Jew actually needs to cuckold in order to carry on with the race, or parasite strain. As can be seen clearly in all Jewish children, there is a natural physical and/or mental defect in the racial gene pool that cannot be explained other than by a defective parasite. This means that the Jew will try to breed outside the parasitic strain so that the parasite can survive. But, in order for the physically and mentally defective Jew to accomplish this inter breeding, they must first spread their culture to the host Goy.
The Goy then is a seeder so that the parasidic gene has continuity. You see, the Jew is truly a parasite, such that, the female is open and free to reproduce, even at the cost of a marriage vow or the moral compass of the host nation or race. Cuckolding is a necessity of the Jewish survival, and the goy need to be sold on it before the parasite gene is extinguished from the planet by natural means. In other words. the parasite gene of the Jew will eventually regress into a monsterous subhuman if the parasite does not find a suitable host, and because the Jewish culture is matrilineal, the Jewess must cuckold the Jew males in order for the Jewish parasite gene to survive as a "people."
>>769029517
id show my poor girl the way
The matrilineal Jewish culture is not by accident. If the Jewish parasite were passed on through the male, which, biologically speaking, will pass to the offspring of the male Jew, then the so called "race", or parasite gene, would have a harder time surviving. Physically deformed Jewish males (that are often times also mental defectives) could not find mates as easily as a parasidic female Jewess, so having a matrilineal culture ensures an easier survival and a clear cultural motivation in cuckolding the male.
This cultural cuckolding can be easily seen in the push of Jewess females to marry host goy males. The Jew male in his cuckolded position in society will offer up his wife, sister, cousins, or even daughter to the first non-Jew bull that comes along. It is a matter of survival. Jewish women have always been huge fucking sluts, and jewish men have been watching their women leave them for taller, stronger, and more handsome white European men. They are the inventors of cuckoldry as a fetish and that is why they promote it as "intelligent." That's JEWISH intelligence, for you goyim.
>>769029598
This cultural aspect of the Jewish parasite explains the reason why most Jewish men are cuckolded sissies that frequent homosexual bars and become gay activists (Havery Milk amoung many examples). The Jewish male is expected to destroy the host's moral foundations of a patriarichal society, which is easily done by a promotion and proliferation of homosexual ideas into the host society (earliest know Jewish influence of homosexual behavior was in Athens Greece around 2500bce by the Phoenician Jews that came to live there). This has a two fold effect on the survival of the parasite gene, such that, the weaker of the host nation and people will become homosexuals and thus wont be picked to breed with the Jewess parasite, and also the Jewish male now has an outlet for his cuckold lifestyle that is independent of the Jewess parasite wife that innately treats him as a subhuman that cannot breed worthy offspring. The Jew then has killed two birds with one stone with the promulgation of homosexuality.
One might also note that the Jew will promote homosexuality in the host people at a very young age so as to make it a cultural norm by the time the young men of the host people are old enough to fight in wars. This has a serious effect at culling a nation before it is able to violently strike at the Jew and erradicate the parasite forever. What can also be seen in Jewish culture is a propensity to divorce and also join political activism for the most counter-productive ideologies, which is really just one more symptom of having a matrilineal society for the survival of a parasite gene.
gimme gimme gimme BBC
lil ari left the safety of her car to do a
little shopping but still in the store her
bum got pinched twice and two fingers
were slipped up her bum hole! it was
almost as if she was asking for it when she
kept bending down to look at things on
the shelves and purposely sticking out
her bum!
The Jew female will often cast out the dominant husband before the age of 30, given that the marriage even lasts that long. This divorce is not necessary if the male will be openly cuckolded, but often times the Jewess will be seperated from the male at an early age. This aspect of Jewish culture is also important for the involvement in political ideologies that ensure that the parasite is protected from extinction--natural or otherwise. The Jewess parasite, now single, will support political groups like a man fighting a war, of which there is little difference. The female parasite is just protecting her children like any mother would for any species. The mother knows that the parasite gene is going to have to pass on the parasite just like she did, so the political violence and unyielding involvenment in clearly unnatural ideologies only serves to protect the next generation of parasite. This is why one can see the Jewess parasite promoting ideologies that empower women, homosexuals (gender identity), and even more disgusting ideologies like beastiality and BDSM.
This is not the end, however. Understand, that this offspring is not human, it is a parasite and will continue the parasite's ambition to exist within the host. So, the Jew female will, at a middle age, become an activist for women's rights till about the age of 45 or 50, which is about the time that the now old Jew female parasite decides she needs a care giver. Now, the Jew male at this point will be starved for sex and will remarry the Jewess and the circle of Jewish life is complete. Or, it might be the case that the Jewess parasite lives alone with only a minor involvement in the offspring's lives. Either way, the Jewess can be expected to be in most single's events at a very old age as if a prize to behold
>>769029517
when you cant tell a goy about the muh 6 million
>>769029682
The JEW PARASITE needs to promote cuckolding so that the parasite does not lose the host for breeding. Multiculturalism and interracial marriages are another corner stone to the Jewish survival. It is Jewish culture and should not be the interest of the other races unless those races of human want to support the parasite. In supporting multiculturalism, the Jewess parasite supports a potential to mate with other human races so that her parasite can live on into posterity.
This also works well for the Jew in a general sense because a racially aware society will also see through the push for matrilineal indoctrination, that it to say, a pure race will have no need for a parasite and will easily see the parasite as a sore to be removed from the earth. The host nations must remember that all things Jewish in Culture are either stolen from the host human races or created to promote the continuity of the parasite.
It is in the best interest of the humans in this world to finally understand that the parasite can latch onto the negroid races with all impunity, but it should not be allowed to latch onto the master race, for the master race must continue to create a world of common sense and understanding.
>>769029734
>>769029721
Didn´t she say the jewish community should focus less on the holocaust?
A guy like me, look listen I know why you choose to have your little group therapy session in a Cambodian crab fishing imageboard, I know why you're afraid to go out at night. THEM. See they have shown this town your true colors unfortunately. Hogg, he’s just the beginning.
You wanna know how I got these scars, my father was an actor and a commie and one night he comes home after the show all crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself with the 2nd. He doesn’t like that, not one bit, so me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing he’ll do it. He turns to me and says “Why So Serious?”
As for the, the televisions, so called plan, they have no jurisdiction, they’ll find her and make 'em act, I know the actors when I see ’em and this one…
>It's the same SAMEFAG HOMOSEXUAL CIRCLEJERK BOT spamming it all day long.
>he's been on 4chan for a bit now, so not exactly a newfag, but not an oldfag either.
>this bot uses mutiple devices to bait people into clicking a cryptocurrency mining discord link
>but since then an onslaught of asexual virgin activists invaded /celeb/
>so the BOT dreams.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
>The faggot grew obsessed with his celebrity circlejerk, but it wasn't till the overweight virgin admitted to homosexual deviance
>he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks samefag guys are really talking to him telepathically.
>At first, his fantasies of guys involved tall dark faggot sex,
>but then his fantasy metastasized into sucking dick,
>then licking ass,
>and finally, it deranged into shrinking into a discord bot and becoming his bait
>he shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
SAD!
>he's like those lonely asexual masochists: he gets off on humiliation.
...
>he was posting nonstop /celeb/ threads, eventually crashing his career and became a NEET
>But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
>Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads on other boards /b/.
>Discord bot believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his homosexual circlejerk fantasy
>Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his jewish tricks
>Some are /lgbt/ homos, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'b8'
...
>this faggot is MENTALLY ILL,
>and nothing you can say will dissuade.
>It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
& even if you had cameras, devices,
& all kinds of proof, the crazy person would accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
Tl;dr: this cheapskate lonely asexual gay 4 pay virgin
You can point out mental illness, but it won't matter.
he'll keep doing it till he's institutionalized
OrAnHero
That could be for any of multiple reasons. 1. They could be bots (4chan is riddled with them) 2. They could be mindless millennial drones who get all of their news and images from 4chan, then repost what they found here in hopes someone will give them new stuff 3. They could be too lazy to go download more images 4. They could be posting from their loli folder in alphabetical or chronological order or some other order than causes the same images to always be dumped
I tend to just check in every now and then and have fun wasting my time talking to "pedo-haters" who don't even know what the world pedophile means. I know I don't really convince them of anything, but it's just as much a waste of time as playing videogames so it's not like being unproductive cost me any more than other hobbies would have cost me.
Plus I like loli, so I get to see some nice images
Nevermind what your news tells you. I'm going to tell you how it is.. not sensationalised, you don't even have to agree. But I want you to play a game with me. Pretend at least I'm telling you the truth...
I'm from Canada. I am liberal. I own a gun. It's totally allowed here, as it is in most countries where shootings don't happen at alarming rates.
Here's the game.. pretend, just pretend, we (liberals) are not coming to take your guns away. We want you to have one if you want it. We're fine with you protecting yourself and your family. We're fine with you having it for sport or because it's cool.
We just want to make sure there are good enough background checks happen so you can have a gun, and high risk individuals cannot. Yes the odd asshole will slip through, but for the most part, obvious threats will not. They can't have guns, you can, and no one cares. Pretend. Is that or is that not reasonable to you?
Your news, Facebook words on picture shares, the NRA, lobbiests, they all sensationalised and find the few retards who are extreme and make them out to be the majority. Liberals news and echo Chambers do the same thing with Nazis and white supremacists. Make it out to be bigger than it is.
Most liberals, a majority even, are fine with what I stated. We don't want you to lose your gun for the most part. As it is now in America, known terrorists even cannot be stopped from buying a gun. That's the issue.
Is this ok?
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?
I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.
Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.
"My what?"
Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.
"Wtf is a poop knife?"
Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.
I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.
She will be getting her own utility knife now.
West is very nice. Calmer waters, whiter sand beaches, less touristy. That said, anywhere from about Ft. Myers in the south up to about Tarpon Springs has something that will attract you.
Sanibel Island in the south after a storm can offer some of the best beachcombing for shells in the country. Ft. Myers has the Edison museum. North to Sarasota and Siesta Key for great beaches, touristy trinkets. Ringling Bros museum, opera house, all sorts of culture in Sarasota. St. Pete is basically city, but take in a ball game. Tampa is a proper city and known for making cigars, has one of the best airports, an odd university with minarets (built by a railroad magnate), air force base, and Busch Gardens, an amusement park plus. Clearwater has wonderful beaches but the place has become *really*creepy with Scientologists. Tarpon Springs is where Greeks have settled, and seem to like sponge diving. The waterfront has interesting Tourist trinkets.
Everywhere you go, look for tourist pamphlets. You'll find a lot more stuff to do.
Girls will be mostly in cities.
and then when the fallen shores collect the proverbial dust and what do you think can the rotund oval swirl a little like a lot forth frothy such mayhaps the pale tandem of swing states coalesces twixt the juice flow of super hyper congealment concealing the micro spectre of poly singular union when space charge spins double time from inner to out backwards in an escalating established fashion for what?
and what about the way the ceremonial flagellation of phantasmophere distributes its shades of vibrant pulsations chattering the tessellations of in stars bolts of fire? Flaming paths of bits of this and that, climbing the formers ladder, to reach some ever surmounting summit with which to look down and say, ah yes, look above, there is much more, but we shall just take a peak, and if we were given forever, it would never be enough, to stuff your eyes and heart with all the beauty of all the worlds, so grasp it unto your bossom and cherish all near, the heartbeats every second, and the souls sputtering spurn for everything more than the dust passing a foggy prism has seen, to settle on a beach somewhere and let the tides reign their patterned rush, cool and severe as the never setting sun stands proud and tall looking down across the desert and capped ice the same, and endless mixture of love and want, attractions and repulsions setting the grandeur of curtains and stage, fine fabrics dangled the shimmying fragrance of the cosmic spirits soul, twinkling all around in a dutiful laughing stare, a humbled sigh, a disappointed honor, tangling disjointed eons with threads of electricity, to feast on a banquet of memories in real time, to polish stones and make a million marvelous works of art to never be seen a second, a time, so let us gather in a huddle and bumble or cry, to try to make for ourselves, and for all, a hell of a paradise.
fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day
I'm not opposed to the perversions found here. It's what draws most of us to this site. Freedom to say what you will, and share what you can; and to be exposed to new things, weather you wanted to be exposed to it or not.
I'm deeply saddened by the client side filter that has been added. It does nothing to help the 'founding principles' we held. No matter what Moot said. This was never his website.
It was open to all, that were legally allowed to view it's content.
By adding a client side filter, it hastened the degradation of posting quality. As no longer were reports happening. People filtered what they didn't like. Shared those filters with newfags. And so on and so forth. Creating a safe space as it were.
This safe space blew the balance we had going with the uptight and the moralfags. They kept the post quality up by weeding out the spastics with their reports, and complaints. We were all the more stronger for it. Shit could actually get done.
Ever been in a happening thread nowadays?
It's nothing but 200odd single line reply's piling on a few particular posts.
>LMAO POSTING IN AN EBIN BREAD
No real discussion, no talks of how to twist things to a more unusual end. Or people taking it one step further.
Try organiseing people here to even spam some faggots personal email. It'll be 100IP's in the thread, but only two or thee people doing anything to contribute.
This site has become overridden with people too scared to do something new. But all to willing to bump a thread in hopes someone else will deliver.
Gutless newfags, without the common courtesy to lurk. Thinking that their one liner opinion matters.
This stems from have safe heaven. YLYL is that go to thread for these faggots. For now we've seen massive declines in traffic, but cutting this beasts head off. But we're only so many.
I know there's Anon's out there with the 'skill' and the ability to help clean up this board. They just need to be reminded to flame faggotry where they see it.
Anyway here is a thing to disturb you. Sorry.
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.
Oh wait, it's a herman thread....
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
Penultimateanon here. Pile all of my sins upon me.
>>769030578
Build me a pyre to roast my friends upon...
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "shitpost and copypastas" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this celeb thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some fap material with my fellow anons by creating a celeb thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with shitposts and fucking copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any celeb thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something fappable gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypastas and shitposts. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keep shitposting and posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post fresh fappable content instead of regurgitating the same B-list literal who images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating celeb threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that most celeb threads are shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta and shitposting is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>769028846
yeah ehs
>>769030448
Oh, okay
Celebfag OP is proud of himself, OP is proud of what his thread has become. OP has created yet another vehicle for "shitposting and copypastas" to be posted. OP relizes that all that OP has done by creating this celeb thread. OP knows what he is thinking. "I'll share some keks and copypastas with my fellow anons by creating a celeb thread on /b/! That will help me feel less dead inside." But look what happened. OP's entire thread is filled with paragraphs of fucking psychizophrenic banter.
And honestly, OP was expecting this to happen. If OP has been in any celeb thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then OP has witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: shitposters and pasta flooders arrive. OP knows it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. OP should know better by now.
Sure, it's not OP's fault that these faggots keeping fucking flooding and shitposting to death. It's not OP's fault that the users here are too fucking psychotic to post B-list bimbo fap content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan shit day in and day out. But OP knows what. OP is an enabler. By creating celeb threads, OP invites people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. OP knows that most celeb threads are shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If OP knows that this pasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, OP is part of the problem. OP is exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." OP is not ashamed of himself.
>>769030729
I´d let Alex roast me
>>769030448
/b/ was allready dead when you got here.
People today are cucks who dont persist on their opinion and let shills manipulate them.
For example, faggots who write that "third wave" feminism is the cancer and that everything before that was "necessary" when feminism has always been anti men (= anti civilzation) pseudo intellectualism that hides behind big words women cant understand anyway.
Jews have been abducting, raping, killing and eating children for thousands of years but when justice gets served and they get gassed "Nazi" cucks all over the world try to downplay or outright deny one of the greatest achievments of civilzation.
"Libertarians" cant justify the truth in front of marxist trash, instead they let leftists manipulate them and everybody else by appeals to emotion like "what about the pooooor? :(" or "what about the streets" when socialism is the main cause of poverty and suffering on the planet.
Everywhere you see people appeal to their enemies and let them undermine their ideology, and thats why mainstream politics suck. "Politicians" like Trump are opportunists with 0 marketable skills and the common man in the age of the internet is ignorant and uneducated like a Russian farmer in 1917. PR is nonsense and its always better to be in the offensive than in the defense.
So just do it.
All you motherfuckers wondering why anyone cares about a pretty girl with an average body?
I don't doubt that there's plenty of guys wanting to fap to these pics, however, it's not about lust. It's about power.
Celebrities are constantly followed around by people wanting photos of them. Due to this they have so little privacy, and as such, tend to highly value what little of it they have. A level of invasion of privacy on this scale isn't (well, wasn't until smartphones) common and they will do everything they can to limit it (except for not taking nudes in the first fucking place). This makes it all the more tasty to the degenerates here.
This is something the PR shills don't seem to get. The harder they push, the more people want to exert what little control they can over the situation i.e. spreading her nudes/spamming threads.
What the dog did is inconsequential.
He wasn't the one saying 'Gas the Jews' over and over again, nor did he turn on Nazi propaganda. Religion is a protected class, that is equal to or some would say MORE so than Free Speech. I don't know if it is or not, but it's a known thing to more experienced people in art and entertainment business.
He offended people with Nazi references, without believing in them, or degrading them. It's not a parody, it's a mockery. You want to tell me that actual neo-Nazi don't train their dogs to do Nazi salutes? They are all probably training their dogs to respond to 'gas the jews' now as well.
There was no downside, IN CONTEXT. IN ACTUAL CONTEXT, he did not degrade the Nazi, and actually showed what a genuine Nazi would do. It was offensive as possibly could be, as an actual Nazi would do as well.
It's like pretending to be a part of the KKK and going around in a white hood, insulting niggers, and throwing burning crosses on their lawns.
When you just imitate everything they do, that's not a parody, that's a mockery. A mockery out of context you seem indistinguishable. In context, you seem indistinguishable as well.
A parody as the context of insulting the group it's imitating. Like Borat both having a history of being jewish, and imitating antisemite as being stupid and uncultured as why you never saw him get charged with Hate Crime.
His intent was both to be offensive, and do a 1:1 imitation of Nazis, and upload it online to everyone.
Any of these by themselves isn't as bad, but combined together is what you see here that he did WRONG.
>>769029598
more Nat
While in the merry month of May, now from me home I started
Left, the girls of Tuam were nearly broken-hearted
Saluted father dear, kissed me darling mother
Drank a pint of beer, me grief and tears to smother
Then off to reap the corn and leave where I was born
Cut a stout, black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins
A brand-new pair of brogues to rattle over the bogs
And frighten all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin
A-one, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
In Mullingar that night I rested limbs so weary
Started by daylight next morning blithe and early
Took a drop of pure to keep me heart from shrinking
Thats the Paddy's cure when'er he's on for drinking
To hear the lassies smile, laughing all the while
At me curious style, 'twould set your heart a-bubblin'
They asked me was I hired and wages I required to lay
Was almost tired of the rocky road to Dublin
One, two, three, four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity
To be so soon deprived a view of that fine city
So then I took a stroll, all among the quality
Bundle it was stolen, in a neat locality
Something crossed me mind, when I looked behind
No bundle could I find upon me stick a-wobblin'
'Quiring after the rogue, said me Connaught brogue
It wasn't much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin
One, two, three four, five
Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road
And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah
From there I got away, me spirits never falling
Landed on the quay, just as the ship was sailing
Captain at me roared, said that no room had he
When I jumped aboard, a cabin found for Paddy
Down among the pigs, did some hearty rigs
I played some hearty jigs, the water round me bubbling
When off Holyhead I wished meself was dead
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
>>769031208
/b/is a faggot spam containment board. that's why it doesn't have a set topic.
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become
I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? Wishing your pains in your, that I know have to be extremely painful and hard on you, life would wash away. But they won't huh? That really bums me out knowing things won't just fix themselves for you and Mary Poppins wont fly from Sam Hains Hell to make sure you feel real good. GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a retard with your slang, pasta really? Pasta are you seriously saying pasta as some kind of insult you're a joke. Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. And you'll see me running down to success in the new age of freedom, shoving down you and you're sick liberal ideology that wants me and you dead. Like the ignorant masses you hope someday the very thing you hate wins. Only because they said they're good on you're tv. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths. They aren't even hard for me because I'm not a fool who cares about my enemies feelings and if they'll get hurt. Did the Spartans become a glorious empire because they stopped to ask if they're enemies were okay? Did the Romans rise to power because they went around asking everyone if they're feelings are hurt. You're a fool and you won't get to see the new age of America because you're on the wanted list pal
>>769031113
Jimmy was sucking every dick at the pride festival, but it had nothing to do with me. I gave Jimmy a blowjob and he gave me some Christmas money. From then on I kept my mouth shut. I knew Jimmy. He had a choad. It was his. I know he got rimjobs sometimes from Paulie, but that was it. It made him hard to have to bend over for the guys he'd blown. He'd have been happy just to whack them off. Anyway, what did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and, besides, Jimmy was sticking gerbils up my butthole. But still, for months after the pride festival, they were finding homos all over. When they found Carbone in front of his computer, his dick was so stiff it took him three days to become flaccid again. Still, I never saw Jimmy so horny. He was like a kid. We had gerbils coming in through my Petsmart people and after a while even the pride thing began to calm down. But the thing that made Jimmy so horny that morning was that this was the day Tommy was getting raped. Jimmy was so aroused, you'd think he was getting raped. He must have made four calls to Tommy's house. They had a signal all set up so he'd know the minute the intercourse was over. You know, we always called each other buttbuddies. Like you'd say to somebody "you're gonna like this guy, he's a butt buddy, he's one of us." You understand? We were buttbuddies. Queers. But Jimmy and I could never be raped, because we had AIDS blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was clean. To get a dick brutally rammed up your poophole, you've got to be one hundred percent HIV negative so that they don't have to wear a condom. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means your asshole is tasty and tight. It means that anybody can stick their weiner in it. It also means you can stick your weiner in anybody, as long as they also have a pee-pee. It's like a license to be raped, and a license to rape anyone. As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy getting raped, it was like we were all getting raped.
Look there he goes making that THREAD again. You laugh you lose huh? It's impossibly unfathomable how spectacularly unfunny your pathetic little images are. Where'd you save those from? Facebook? Reddit? After going through so much of your cesspool of normalfaggot "memes" I haven't "lost" or "kekd" at any of your fucking shitposts. I can't imagine the look on your face when you see these reposted "memes" on your cyber power pc you got from your parents. How funny and original you think you are, how you cry newfag when someone thinks your wimpy posts aren't funny. Well newsflash YOU are the newfag. You come here for yet another formality with your edgy racism and 9/11 jokes. You fucking underage nigger shitheads bring your garbage here from ifunny and Reddit. WELL IVE HAD IT YOUNG MAN
T he OP knows where it is at all times. he knows this because he knows where he isn't. By subtracting where he is from where he isn't, or where he isn't from where he is (whichever is greater), he obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate an ETA for desu, banana, and log shitposting, as well as the corrective commands to drive the OP from a position where he is to a position where he isn't, and arriving at a position where he wasn't, he now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that he wasn't, and it follows that the position that he was, is now the position that he isn't.
In the event that the position that he is in is not the position that he wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the OP is, and where he wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the OP must also know where he was.
The OP guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, he is not sure just where he is. However, he is sure where he isn't, within reason, and he knows where he was. He now subtracts where he should be from where he wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where he shouldn't be, and where he was, he is able to obtain the deviation and his variation, which is called error.
Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
I am the heritage from the years of corruption. I'm on the intelligence side. I have no identity or nationality. I'm the one who chances the tide I've got no real name, revolution is my game
and there will be mercy to none. I'm like the pest, I will never rest 'til all the cleaning is done. I am the nightmare of all systems; the anger burns deep. A perfect killing machinery
Hey Mr. President get some sleep. Hijacking in the east, a murder in the west. For the good cause it's all justified. A killing in the north, a bombing in the south. Another couple of bastards died No negotiations or worthless conventions. I throw over regimes by force. I'll butcher world leaders. With arms that they feed us. And no one can stop this man's war
I'll tear apart your society
Change the course of history
Time to break their passivity
End their bullshit diplomacy
Just ice, terror, reforming the world. Raging fury burning every state. Bullets, mines, explosions, bombs and guns. Gonna make them eat their nude-ar (nuclear) waste. I am the annihilator, I control the detonator. Smiling as I push it down. I blow up your embassies,
undermine democracies I even will hunt for the British crown. I precisely aim at the life that I claim; the bullet will enter the head. Confusion all around. But I will not be found. World near my serenade in lead!
Daesh is yesterdays news faggot. Raqqa has fallen. Isis has ceased to be an effective fighting force. Their leaders are dead or fleeing.
Now sit back and wait for the next Saudi sponsored Sunni Jihadi militia to form and start wrecking shit. Maybe execute a captured journalist or two in the mistaken belief that Americans give a shit about journalists any more (peddlers of fake news as they are.) Hell, it’s 2017. Maybe they’ll get their hands on a D-list youtube personality and execute him, who knows. Half the internet will say the video has been doctored, is false, is a CIA false Flag, will look knowinlgy at the pixels and deduce that that is not how real people die. In the meanwhile the group also suicide bombs around 1500 muslims in a period of 5 weeks but is brushed off as sand niggers sand nigging. We will come up with a catchy name for them and our media will happily show the recrutiment videos they produce with macabre chilling music reminding us that the people whose families we kill with Drone Strikes (based on at best questionable evidence) see us as foreign tyrants and wants revenge because we are killing their people for the sake of profit. Sorry, no wait. Because they are muslims and musims hate freedumz and the west and they need to be all killed before they can kill us so we need more Hellfire Drone strikes to nip the problem in the bud. Hey, if you kill the children of the parents you kill then the children can’t grow up to be vengeful terrorists in the future, an they.
But yeah, fuck Isis. They are gone but they will be replaced.
After all, without a boogeyman in the middle east how are we going to justify having a military presence there?
>>769031439
God damn you, I bliming hate you. I've been noticing how you've been bliming with my head, making me see banana memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job. I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, seized control of my brain. "There you are, guys. Enjoy your aids." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant. The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Okay I'm done. Well and truly done, just like your gay unfunny steak and ketchup meme that you cucks post on here, the burnt steak smothered in ketchup, that's how fucking done I am with this shit. Every day I take time from my life to select the funniest pictures, gifs and webms from my YLYL folder that I've spent the last few years building up, and every single time, I never get a "lost" - I'd even be happy with a "kek" or even a "lel", but no. Nothing. You trap loving immature closet homsexual basement dwelling Yu-Ghi-Oh playing, Pokemon collecting man-children would rather laugh at ridiculous banana memes and reply to Your mother will die in her sleep posts. Well, no fucking wonder /b/ has turned in to a normie joke, you all disgust me. I'm deleteing my YLYL folder right now, and I won't be creating another one, so there you have it, you've lost another OG /b/ro, a normie will take my place, you'll have more normie memes get posted. Congratulations on slowly turning /b/ in to 9fag, cunts.
F-F-Forgive me... F-F-F-For... H-H-Having a dream w-w-woman...
Y'all motherfuckers are overreacting. Really.
We're in an age of transition. We've got one part of the world (the 'west') in a state economically, ethically, and socially better than anything else ever in human history. Since the industrial revolution exploded in Britain, Britain and its peers (mostly america, canada and eastern europe too) have been developing in leaps and bounds ahead of anywhere else on the planet.
Still with me? Now, finally after America's post world war II boom has died, that development is slowing. What happens now is that the rest of the world that was left behind is starting to catch up. Right now most of Asia is not a great place to live in general, but that is slowly changing. China is going through an industrial boom a lot like Britain's back in the 18th century. Without the help of excellent circumstances like what America had (after wwii every country is in a shit state except america because it never got bombed or invaded, so they can sell fucking everything to everyone) it's going to take way longer for the developing countries of the 21st century to catch up, but they'll get there eventually.
So stop bitching about immigrants. In another 2-4 generations they'll be well cultured, english speaking, educated and contributing citizens that happen to be browner than us.
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>Most overpopulation is spurred by births in developing countries, where the birth rate is two-to-three times the replacement rate
>As living standards rise in developing countries, people have less children
>Based on current trends of increasing living standards, it is estimated that world population will peak just shy of 9 billion by the end of the century
>Thereafter, the population will begin declining as the birth rate as a whole will fall below the replacement rate
>For nearly a century, people have been warning of overpopulation, predicting that by the middle to the end of the 20th Century, overpopulation would become so severe that resource depletion would become the standard
>Overpopulation and resource depletion would result in food shortages, gas and heating oil shortages, and other disruptions to the system, causing riots and economic contraction in most markets
>these predictions, like the prediction of a late 20th Century ice age emerging, we’re all bullshit
>there is no foreseeable danger of resource depletion, and humanity has, primarily as a result of market forces, adapted to use resources more efficiently or switch to alternatives when a resource becomes scarcer
>OP’s premise is utter horseshit
tl;dr version: OP is a lemming falling for the same crisis scam that has been fed to people for decades
>>769032121
I-I-I'm a-a-an anonymous c-c-coward who h-h-has t-t-to tout h-h-his g-g-gains h-h-here...
Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.
>>769032212
I-I-I s-s-simply c-c-can't stand u-u-up t-t-to a-a-a real m-m-man a-a-and bite my th-thumb in r-reproach...
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Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of you little fuckers making fun of 911! Just WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? Piece of shit,
Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to make fun of 9/11 anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.
Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realize that you're a fucking dickhead. Imagine terrorist attacking your country and killing thousands of innocent people. And you fuckers think this tradegy is funny!? PEOPLE DIED you fucking deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realization that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.
you people disgust me!!
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
>>769032280
S-S-So f-far I-I haven't b-been jaw busted b-but o-o-one wrong s-snitchet m-m-my way and I-I'm out and r-r-running...
You are a psychopath with no empathy in his psyche. Your genes are all wrong.
Now I'm sure you have never talked to a woman while looking into her eyes, or had intimacy without paying for it. You can't communicate with people, you don't "get it". Socially you are worse than a piece of wood. You have no idea about social dynamics, situational awareness and nonverbal communication.
I'm sure your life has passed in chat rooms , video games, forums and other online platforms. You don't know how to communicate with other people or minding their feelings and you never will learn.
You will die alone, at your home, with a video game login screen open, half eaten hot pockets and fast food wrappers littering the floor. Nobody IRL will worry about you for a few days, nobody will care. Someone at work will think of calling you and asking what's up before you get fired ; but he will change his mind after remembering you jokes about his girlfriend having a stillborn baby literally two days after the incident.
You will start rotting long before the neighbours fall the cops.
That's is one possibility, the other is YOU STOP BEING A TWAT and be considerate of other people and apologise to OP and stop acting like life is some game and everybody else are players whose mothers you daily insult.
stop spamming plis
>>769032662
Image limit reached. This is what we got.
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> im a retart
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