Sometimes when I walk through a carpark I like to draw on cars with permanent markers. I don't even draw or write anything interesting, I just put a few lines on as I walk past the car.
>>769025602
you're an idiot.
you need to at least call them a faggot when you write on their car. dummy
>>769025602
next time write, "I know what you did"
>>769025602
Keep it up my nigga!
AMARITE FELLAS?
>>769025635
Don't have time when walking through a carpark with other people around, just make a few quick lines as I slip through.
>>769025658
that's pretty good
OP take notes
>>769025665
Who's your main?
how do you avoid all the dash cams?
>>769025776
My main nigga is villager.
>>769025755
There's a particular car that always parks in the same spot, I'll keep doing it to that one car even when after they clean it.
>>769025602
At least we know you're a degenerate that's probably gonna end up OD'ing on low quality meth.
>>769025835
Peach/C. Falcon duel main myself
Not enough villagers
Good boi
>>769025602
I have a Friend he does the same, just with a knife and only on rich assholes cars.
>>769025602
You need to get killed. Painfully.
>>769025602
What is a car park? I imagine that's where you bring cars to run free and picnic with.
>>769025602
>>769025950
itt: poorfags
>>769025950
/b/ is now a place of lefties and libtards?
>>769026039
We just don't yell as loud... Stupid right wing.
>>769025815
Can usually see when a car has a dashcam, they're also pointed either forward or backwards, not to the sides of the car. As far as I'm aware most dash cams don't run 24/7, they're set off by vibration/movement when the car is turned off.
>>769025950
I go for nice cars as well and leave the shitty looking cars alone.
>>769026103
Fuck off you marxist cunt.
>>769026014
>living in such a shitty third world country that you've never even heard of a car park
>>769025602
>posts a single picture
moar you cowardly faggot
>>769026634
weakling
>>769026730
no u
>>769026103
Hitler was a lefty, Mao and Stalin, too.
>>769026857
no u u
>>769026857
no (You)
faggot OP hasn't got shit coming
>>769027023
no u u u
>>769027053
no (You) (You)
>>769027081
>>769026857
>>769026634
>>769027134
>>769027081
no "the amount of u's" times 2!
>>769027162
My mirror is bigger.
>>769025602
>permanent
It wipes right off you retard.
>>769027420
no it aint
>>769027230
I'll "no u" back to Mexico then make them pay for it, and the wall.
Reminds me of a youtube video I saw of this cunt driving around parking lots looking for cars that were parked over the lines and he would slash all their tires. Then put a note that said something like “learn how to park” or something on it
>>769027587
Ths is how big my mirror is, not only is it bigger but it's also more reflective to send back all those no u's.
>>769025602
Wow, add a little ethanol or isopropyl alcohol and your marking is gone. You're such a badass op
>>769027495
I said the same thing to your mother after I blew a load on her face.
>>769026285
To be fair, that's a really shitty looking car park
>>769027903
My mother's dead.
>>769027702
>pic related
>my mirror
>4K high res
>reflection rate: 99.999999999998% accuracy NASA approved
eat shit an die, bish
>>769028071
which makes the whole thing >>769027903 even more kinky. noice
>>769028071
Explains the smell and lack of tongue action, maybe next time I'll skip on buying her flowers and dinner.
>>769028255
>only 4k
>not 100%
>not having it approved by Teal'c the shiniest man to walk the earth
>>769026285
We don’t have car parks in Canada. We do have parking lots though. Lol. Fucking brits
>>769028900
I will respond with a simple entry-level
"no u"
>>769028071
Shoulda replied man. Let this be a lesson to everyone.
>>769027743
but that's the point isn't it? it's no permament damage so there's not much if any harm in it
>>769029180
Fuck, I hadn't planned for this. Escalation is the only game I know.
>>769029298
Replied to what?
>>769029567
don't shoot your best ammo in a peasent fight
NO U
>>769029652
I'LL SHOOT ALL MY AMMO AT THE FILTHY PEASANTS.
no u
>>769029745
no u (don't)
>5/5 black artefact u's are sent towards you
>resistent to magic
>>769029859
>not having a secondary spellcaster for when the primary runs out of no u's
>currently being a level 15 druid I just transform into a bear and maul them to death
>>769030376
this is now a "Magic The Gathering - u age" table game and your online games have no effect here.
>9/9 red u mage cast
>you can't use mana in your next turn
>>769029859
>>769029652
>>769029745
>>769029584
>>769029567
>>769029180
Found the 12yr olds, fucking cringy ass faggots
>>769030509
I cast this faggot to steal 5 of your no u's along with your bike.
>>769030666
>only mature well educated gentlemen can browse the chan
>>769030709
you stole all "u"s and cards i had. except this one.
>>769030877
12 and can't read yikes
>>769030666
thanks satan, but no ….
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