CELEB THREAD.
last one is fucked up.
>>769022824
Fucking incredible
race mixing is ba-
Any new tay pics?
>>769022731
I love her legs
M-My mistress V-Victoria i-i-is a very b-b-b-b-beautiful w-w-w-woman and I'm a-a-a lucky c-coward t-to have h-h-her...
>>769024279
absolute sweetie
>>769022731
Nudes when?
>>769024418
heya jenfren
>>769024463
go and buy the movie anon and make webms please. you owe us
>>769024316
I-I-I-I'm sorry that a c-c-coward c-cowardly went a-after and o-o-obtained th-this woman w-when th-there were s-s-so m-many alphas and courageous m-men who would h-h-have been a-a better match...
>>769024169
mutt
>>769024534
what it do
How are we?
>>769024546
It´s not out yet
>>769024534
any more?
>>769024650
All coolio here, hows you?
>>769024760
always
>>769024852
>>769024707
Would love her in bondage
>>769024609
I-I-I-I don't see n-n-now though h-h-h-how i-it can be undone w-w-w-with the w-w-w-w-w-way she feels about her c-c-c-coward..
what is all thiS shit
>>769024955
kylie never gets posted nowadays
>>769024952
fuck off
>>769024721
damn
Anyone watching the wedding?
Favorite celeb legs?
what is the shit
>>769025097
N O P E
>>769025121
what IS all this shit
>>769025097
hasn't started yet has it? like the ceremony
>>769025169
Just about to.
>>769025182
>>769022731
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
the brits have finally come around and joined us in the new world
>>769025097
is Prince Albert angry
Anybody want to fug Maisie?
>>769025023
I-I-I-I got a-a s-s-s-s-sweet babe...
>>769025190
yeah I'm on it now. she been married before. and she's a burger lmao. bet the queen wants this bitch dead
If she divorces him does she get 50% of the country?
>>769025327
shes not just a burger, shes done pornography, im half expecting an imperial Assassin to get her from a balcony with an orcish arrow
>>769025282
>>769025327
Honeymoon isn't in Paris is it?
>>769025318
no one likes you kill yourself
>>769025395
She can have the Falkland Islands.
>>769025414
TOO SOON ANON
>>769025396
didn't know about the porn kek
WHAT THE FUCK
>>769025470
She hasn't done porn.
I always preferred Donna.
>those cheers
the fuck? sounds like some war cry. I'm assuming those are burgers in the crowd too?
>>769025517
hi dan
>>769025487
>>769025498
>>769025517
Fucking samefag
Cate is pretty sexy imho tbh baka
>>769025529
Donna? huh
>>769025075
>>769024927
>>769024905
>>769024882
>>769024873
>>769024852
>>769024758
>>769024707
Back to >>>/asp/ you go, Blissfag. Nigri is more like a celeb than her. Fuck off
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Erin's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob, and Erin moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>769025097
Tell me what is happening I don’t get bbc
>>769025711
its live on youtube fam
So I guess the old-man-cock guy is asleep now
>>769025711
It's on ITV, Sky, YouTube etc.
this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dan Schneider is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Erin's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob, and Erin moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dans throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>769025648
you always hatin
>>769024706
meh
>>769025808
FUCK OFF
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>769024169
queen
>>769025819
>you always hatin
Of course. Bliss is overrated as fuck. Go away
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood
>>769024169
She's obviously so fucked up in the head that she had to take the bogpill
>>769025884
>grr im mad
>>769025920
yeah what a train wreck
and the ugly people losers try to act attrative the ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and is ugly and it look ugly way cause the ugly people losers are ugly but got alot of ugly help so even poop can look good if got ugly help like the ugly people losers so fuck this race race and fuck tv all it is going to do make you down while the ugly short bitch try to make people feel down if people got tricked by the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way so fuck this rat race and fuck tv and there ugly and cock block people ugly way and torture people when got rid of all the people that is better then them even attrative loser people that the ugly people losers get them angry by saying is loser and the ugly people losers smell worse then shit and is ugly and short and get angry and look ugly and that ugly loser midget piss me off cause hes ugly and a loser and try to be better then people ugly way and cant do anything and is ugly and is short and try to be better then people ugly way by getting people introuble ugly way and or try to kill people ugly way and while try to act attrative in public the ugly way and its lame and nobody says nothing cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and control the resources and the short ugly bitch try to read who dont pretend to like them and give them bad services so why the ugly people losers expect the ugly popular people to be better then ugly people losers if everybody has to pretend to like ugly people losers cause give bad services and outnumber everybody if people bully the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way maybe cause the ugly short bitch hurt people ugly way so dont get bullied and help the ugly people losers the ugly way so dont get bullied while the ugly short bitch and ugly people losers try to be better then people ugly way and the ugly people losers that smell worse then poop try to be better then people ugly way
>>769025930
this was a good film
So I might die while I’m trying to scape where I’m stuck here trapped ugly way more likely people losers a short in ugly copy me and try to be better than people ugly way and I’ll number everybody and smell worse than dog shit like my short ugly loser father and ugly loser people smell worse than dog shit and I’ll number everybody that’s why you should talk to him and watch TV shows and things like that while the ugly people answers try to make more bronze likely way things that we would like anything play Monopoly way That’s why it’s kind of sad for me and frustrating for me can you can relax just try to let you guys know about about that and the ugly in Truckee better than people ugly way and try to trap more people ugly when shall be better than people ugly way because you’re short and ugly on and they smell worse than dog shit is lame and ugly loser and that’s why he stays home all day is my worst
And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer
Oh good robertsfag is back, it was a good 20 minutes guys
>>769025926
FUCK OFF KAUFMANN
So anyway so I can’t really tell people that ugly people losers are disgusting and nasty and sure and smell of shit and has cancer because the ugly people this is the shorter nasties just got a lot of people ugly by and just give you a bad services ugly why are you people keep bringing it up while the ugly people should be better than people are going away for 40 people to like them ugly were good people bad service is at we were like putting on TV shows like you know like things to make them look bad and things like that ugly word orAdd services a good way and it’s it’s just it’s just a stupid way to go she’s not a smart way to do that way and everybody’s miserable because they have to pretend and people sad that’s what is the crop world but I just I’m still trying to think there’s anything missing that I need like the main things I really want to do before I die in this crowd world and they try to change everything a good way because they try to read me ugly way and has cancer what is the main thing will I guess have sex with a girlTwo girls and like three more years of resting what sucks is not all that great and resting is not all that great but since I’m here I guess I’ll just do it for fun look up a project for the ugly people and you should’veBut as cancers are you better than me ugly way and it’s ugly and try to kill me ugly way so it’s gonna be difficult
>>769026008
who the fuck is kaufmann
I'm gonna have to get a lolcow going for Roberts anon
>spamming when the wedding is happening
>>769025580
I wonder if Allison Mack would have fucked her as part of the sex cult initiation
And the ugly believe the smell of poop and dumb and I did and I do talk to and he has cancer not you talk to you talk to woman that woman is not that great actually so you die so basically the only thing that I’m scared of is God putting me to Hell if I mess up too much year is the only thing I’m kind of worried about so I have to do things and cancer and he’s ugly and has cancer and so I have to do things to make sure that that’s not pissed at me and I guess I don’t really care about eating I guess I don’t care really much about roasting but I do want to use the MacBook though still you’re so want to use the MacBook really I don’t care I just want to rest little bit more than I die but I just want to make sure I’m right with God must wanna know that God I just wanna know And he has cancer oh poop and I just want to tell people that he has cancer and I want to God that I will be able to use Jeremy ugly were in trouble you better than me ugly way I’ll try to give me in trouble we were any has cancer in the ugly people losers very better than me try to be better than the other way so I hope God can try to give me a break don’t get too angry and then he has cancer and don’t get too angry when I try to defend myself and the ugly people losing track change things ugly way and he has cancer wild ugly people losers try to read me but the thingSo I got to make sure I’m right with God even if the ugly people losers read me and copy me to help them go to a go to heaven easier because the ugly people losers that’s lame is my worst dog should disable to read me ugly way and ugly people losers of number everybody try to be better
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
>>769026026
you fucking piece of human shit, die in a fire you fucking faggot
>>769025754
What is his name again?
That would be wonderful dancer local people‘s mobile station is ugly and is there any cancer now even if I do it will have a experiencing now but once I die I won’t be able to explain soon cause I’ll be dead then because alive you can enjoy it while you have cancer you can use make fun of them both when you get here make fun of them and Kendra are you just that when you meet him is that a cancer in humans everything and just sleepActing and brushing your teeth cleaning your skin and cleaning your hair so for nothing you just sleep showing off in the club will be nice there for nothing he just sleeping in when you look in joy the time but you can’t wait anymore what you do or you can join can join any more chemo photos for you to join me before then you can jump in the pool with you so you can humidifier them know what we can move forward with your sleepIt’s like everything is just a waste of time in the trailer with me and he has cancer and he’s ugly and his cancer in the ugly people losers of number of the body and is leaning out number everybody and smell worse than dog shit in Germany better than people ugly way and I’ll number everybody like the new people so yeah just for the religion and religious life little bit comfortable to like a project for something like that and the good people is your cell number everybody and try to be better than people ugly wayThis one OK and he has cancer in the liver live with this right OK in the ugly people lose your number everybody and try to be better than people ugly way in the room
>>769025930
>>769025967
What is this from?
>>769026025
Well, her real surname is Kaufman
>>769026121
FUCK OFF
>>769026037
I literally sat through the whole Kate Middleton wedding so in your face
>>769026027
I fucking dare you, faggot
>>769026102
Red Sparrow
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day
>>769026074
Hi Anon. I see you used the term "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.
Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.
You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.
The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>769026145
So did Nassar reall fist her pussy?
>>769026156
Thanks Anon, I will check it out
what the fuck is this dude at the royal wedding doing!?!?!?!!
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-Robertsfag trollop post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The Robertsfag tmp pills photo isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting hateful Roberts anon posts in celeb threads.
Just imagine this: your mother had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, sadistic bully and a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you, because all you say is: "I HOPE I CAN BULLY ROBERTSFAG INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY."
You have become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your harold & elon musk shitposting for two whole months now. Thing about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two months? In two months, you could have gotten a job, bought your own house, and if you're advanced enough, even get married in a span of two months. That's the amount of time you've spent plaguing threads on 4chan with pictures of harold & elon musk. While there are adults out there being useful to society and being successful, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks elon" or "Thanks Harold" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users "he was behind it" or "He is the author."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with the same stupid fucking pictures.
>>769026310
stealing the spotlight lol
>>769026483
stop talking about the fucking gay wedding you stupid britfuck nobody fucking cares
>>769026483
Queenie and Phillip look like they want to murder him
>>769026534
now he's ranting about how fire advanced human civilisation, wtf is going on
my sides are dying
>stupid fucking wedding thread
kill yourselves faggots
>>769026483
When love is the way
>>769026509
I do what I want m'newfriend
>>769026534
kek I saw that. someone's gonna have to stop him, he's making no sense anymore.
>AUTOMOBILES
PLEASE STOP THIS NOG
>>769026734
He is speaking from the heart, listen to this guy he is wise
>muh Dr King
I'm not so sure what I just saw was even real
>>769026830
Who are they? They looked familiar
>>769026748
ayy hes done
now they got a fucking black gospel choir holy shit
>>769026791
feels like a parody lmao
>>769026779
na he got into the communion wine for sure
>He still faps.
>>769026896
I guess his fiance got to choose everything lmao what a cringe fest
>>769026734
That guy was on fire
>>769026889
Probably somebody's nieces in the family
>>769026985
Whole thing is American af
Least it's entertaining, the last royal wedding was a snoozefest
>>769024169
More please
>>769027068
>Harry is a son of Charles
>>769027199
>>769024676
More plz
>>769027114
yeah def. you a bong anon?
>>769024955
More plz.
>>769027354
noice. best candy
>>769025358
MORE!!!!!!!!!!
>>769027369
>>769027426
another black preacher kek, does she have a lisp?
>>769027441
I got a little
>>769027455
there is one person who has overcome the Forehead's impenetrable defenses. R&B singer by the name of Christopher Brown weakened the forehead's chitinous outer shell with a quick, unexpected left hook for 4000 damage (3950 was absorbed by the shell). The immense shock left the forehead dazed and unable to defend itself. Chris Brown knows about the Shell's ridiculous health regeneration rate of 1,250 hit points per second. So without further delay, he immediately performs the Singer's Forbidden Technique: Chris bites the exposed Forehead for a critical hit of 26,000 damage, leaving the Forehead unconscious for minutes, long enough for Brown to run for his nigger life. Chris Brown knows he will be chased to the end of the world by law enforcements for using such an atrocious technique (it was universally banned when drunken Britney Spears allegedly bit her poor Chihuahua for 9k damage, instantly killing it). Brown turned himself in the next day and the law stripped him of his career and all monies.
>>769027199
Have you seen his party photos. He's the rebel son. He's topless and acting most inappropriate. The queen wasn't too pleased, I can imagine
>>769027445
Another thread, another repost.
>>769027553
reviewbrah got a hot sister
>>769027657
Kek
>>769027575
>>769027594
When is Jewess Queenie and hamster getting married! X__X
>>769027764
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!
>>769027764
Stop yourself
>>769027855
NEW
>>769026336
That booty tho....more please.
>>769026748
Just show dat booty dood
>>769027255
More?
>>769027289
Yo....more plz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cSZ3Vsugso
>>769027411
More dude /b/ro
>>769027455
Booty plz
>>769027642
More please
