Do you help your friend or Run?
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Do you help your friend or Run?
>>769021540
what is this from?
i'd suck on those titties
>>769021540
Run I'm not delusional about my own bravery.
>>769021540
I don't have any friends.
>>769021588
https://twitter.com/pencilmoose?lang=en
>>769021540
Help my friend, throw a rock at that ugly bitch's face.
What friend? It would probably already be over for them
>>769021540
i don't have any friends
>>769021540
to cockblock your friend or to not cockblock your friend?
>>769021540
See monster, grab a heavy object (for example, a rock), Throw it at the monster head and this stuns it, grab my knife and cut its neck open killing it.
I helped my friend.
What would you do faggot
>>769021540
kill friend.
rape tall hottie.
drink the water.
double team friends corpse w/ hottie.
>>769021540
I already am by holding him so he doesn't scape on a homosexual relationship
>>769021540
Only pussy he might ever get, so I won't help.
>>769021540
>help friend
>both die
>at least you died doing something good
>run away
>small possibility to survive
>forever a coward
mh. i think i'd try to help my friend at least.
smash
>>769021540
That thing tightens its grip and my friends head begins to burst from the pressure. He's screaming and screaming, I'm horrified, frozen in fear until the last sickening crack, then silence. I open my eyes and look down at my shirt, now covered in my friends blood and brains. Rage unlike any I have ever known wells up in my chest and I let out a shrieking battle cry, charging at the monster with nothing but my bare hands.
I leave the cave victorious, covered in blood of man and demon alike, wielding its head on a stake as my trophy. My battle is won. The world has been set right!
But emerging from the cave, disaster strikes. I trip and accidentally impale myself on the very same stake my beloved trophy was nestled on. As I fall the stake accidentally catches my fanny pack. Spaghetti falls out. It's everywhere. Theres more spaghetti than blood.
>>769021540
Seems she has a "grip" on the situation and could deal with that chad on her own.
Haha. Ahahahhaaaahh...
I don't have friends.
>>769021540
O rape that thing, This shit is hot
>>769021970
>hey guys forgot to mention that im john wick
no you wouldn't faggot you would freeze up or run away lol
>>769021540
Can I fuck her too!?
That thing seems way too big to fight whithout something like a weapon.
If i had something like a crowbar then help him, otherwise run.
>>769022563
you won't make it. look at the darkness and see second eyes
I break the leg of the monster, we rape her.
>>>esfores
>not going into a dark tunnel without a gun
Bitch please, if my ruger ain't on my hip my friends a goner, why would i die too?
>>769021540
depends, it looks tall, but not exactly strong. i'd probably try to stab it in the arm and push it away.
but assuming it's probably some supernatural bullshit that won't work, but that also means running is useless as well, so i'd still try it.
>knee deep water
Might as well help
>>769021610
Coward
>>769021540
Kill the freak in a white hot rage.
Break its bones.
After killing it, set the body on fire.
>>769021540
>hello ms. West, can John come outside??
>>769021540
I already want to die and i value my best friends life above mine. Id go out swinging and giving purple nurples for sure
hello are you related
Wouldn't be anywhere like that without some sort of weapon ready to go, so I'd help. Then again, I'd probably help even without a weapon. Not because I'm brave or particularly skilled at hand to hand combat, but because even if I stopped living as a result, it'd have been for a worthwhile cause and for a socially acceptable reason... God damn, being depressed blows.
Yeah tag team rape then be that faggot that post ghoul shit and never deliver
>>769022702
Yea they fucked up
I run my ass out of there, there's another set of eyes not far down the corridor and I've gotta get my best headstart. We're in thigh deep water for fuck's sake.
>>769021970
So you’re going to magically find some huge ass rock in a building filled with water, yea great plan
>>769021540
Fuck it. At first that shit was creepy but now the more I look at it the more it pisses me off.
I'm gonna punch it in the tit, grab my friend and run. Those tits are hanging sort of like a speed bag.Give em one or two nice ones.
let jake paul die
Two fit young men should be able to beat that tall stringy piece of shit in a fist fight. what the fuck is wrong with you, grow some balls.
Nothing great comes without a risk. We men are evolved from hunters and even barehanded we can be dangerous. Go for the eyes, bite neck, use any solid object as a weapon, the list goes on.
There's also a chance that you freeze as your body is retarded and locks itself up.
>>769021540
As I never enter a dungeon wo my trusty 12 gauge semi auto shotgun fitted with drum mag, I help . One close range to elbow joint, then two against chest/head.
>>769021540
looks like I have to go all out.... just this once
master, forgive me
>>769027311
Good luck using that in a cave. The ricocheting shots will likely kill you as well.
>>769022277
Checked and keked
I'll be a good friend and let him fuck that bitch right in the titty
>>769027387
Its not as big a deal as its made out to be. The noise on the other hand, oh god my ears are bleeding.
>>769021540
So that's what Snooki has been up to.
>>769027466
The noice too, yeah. You could plug your ears and be safe but then you'd lose the advantage to hear your foes.
>>769021970
your friend would be dead and you'd be getting snatched up like a punk before you could find a rock
>>769022010
>drink the water
>>769021540
I'd fuck it.
>>769027311
>my trusty 12 gauge semi auto shotgun fitted with drum mag
The edgyest comment in the thread
>>769027387
No gunz
>>769027526
You should try reading up on the history of trench warfare. Tunneling sappers would often breech each others tunnels but neither side was willing to start shooting, so everyone beat each other to death with shovels. Thats where the saying " a knife in the dark" comes from
>>769027623
How is that edgy?
>>769027623
>completely possible and easily acquired weapon.
>edgy
Look at this one
>>769021588
It seems to have what it wants,soooo...
>>769027233
Fucking autist
There is another pair of eyes in the dark lads, you can't win in a fight against two of those fuckers without weapons, if I had a heavy blunt object nearby though I might try. I also often have a knife with me but I don't know if I want to get in short reach of that thing.
That's the rational way of thinking, but most people, including me, would probably just freeze up or run for their lives.
>>769021540
I'd smack the guy with the backpack out of the way so my friend can escape.
>>769021540
From that thing... fucking run, sorry friend.
>>769021540
kiss it
>>769024008
Better than a fucking liar
>>769021540
"she got" what? it's written there on the wall
>>769021540
grab a boob and run away
>>769021540
If it was Logan Paul I would run
>>769021540
Definitely run. There's no point in us both dying.
>>769021588
For some reason I love all of you retards
>>769022277
First honest answer in this thread: I don’t know, I’ve never been in a life or death situation.
Summon my nigga Valtyr the Beast Eater
>>769021540
Help friend. She's tall and creepy looking but she doesn't look that tough.
Uppercut that bitch. Me and muh boy grab each of her arms, pin her under water and try to drown her.
More realistically: I help my friend and she kills me while he gets away.
>>769021540
>Problem,officer?
>>769021540
I'd behauling ass like Usein Bolt
then be forever thankful for my
friend taking this one for me
I will live a successful life to honor his sacrifice
ps:even if I wasnt a shitty friend look at the claws. no way man
>>769023929
Thank you. No one is "running" through that. Even if you tried, the monster would have time to crush your buddies head then high step over to you an just go to work on your face.
You're dead anyway. Fight that big bitch.
Sure, that thing looks cute and quite weak.
Only problem is the claws.
>>769021540
>Dive underwater
>Leglock that fucker
>Profit
>>769021540
Depends if I have a good weapon or not.
That thing might be tall but it's incredibly thin and looks very malnourished, you can see the gaps around it's joints,it's heavily sunken eyes, and very little muscle. It's practically already a walking corpse.
Two fit adult men probably wouldn't have that much trouble with one of those at a time. The only real concern is the xboxhueg hands/claws, and the water.
If it holds your head under that dirty ass water you're fucked. Shit you're probably fucked if you went in that place without a breathing respirator and HIPA filters anyway so fuck it, fight the beast.
It's jaw is too wide and too short/thin to give it any real bite force, so that's not a concern. Just don't let the second one get too close before the first one is put down and you're fine.
>>769030640
>dive under the water
>decades of mold and dirt and monster blood/shit/piss gets in your eyes, mouth, ears, and nose.
You might get out of the cave alive, but you won't survive the sheer amount of death in that water for very long before you die of sickness.
>>769021540
Is my friend the Right or left one?
Just to be sure...
>>769021540
like i have a chance against this thing
>>769021540
Absolutely. It's wide open. Friend is unharmed, head of creature is an inch below ceiling and a strong upper cut palm shot would knock it out easily or kill it.
>>769022277
life isnt anime faggot
>>769021540
OK /b/ I have figured it out
>>769022563
>>769023216
OK lets face it, this piece of shit is probably
immune to bullets.
the best bet is with anon >>769027211
but even if you can punch out the 2.5 meter tall shit there is another set of eyes down the cave.
its probably aggroed
>dungeon
>elite monster
>vulnerable only to fists
>another one coming in like 6 seconds
not to mention its full wet and your legs are way worse for water running.
Only chance is to run and hope its horny so it takes more time with ur frien.
Conclusion: forever a coward might end up not dead
>>769030842
>the blond guy is sexually assaulting your friend
>>769021540
>>769021540
this is why i carry a gun daily
>>769021540
my friend seems to be handling this blonde fag just fine
>>769030816
Who said anything about getting out? Leglock means snapping it's knee into oblivion
Also, after decades of dirty Rio de Janeiro's beaches I doubt that water got any shit on me
>>769031995
>>769031832
"You already took my bike! What else could you want?!?!"
>>769029742
Lop that cunts arm off with my machete
Start swinging at the other arm or maybe a leg
Drag it out and turn it over to science
i ride for my niggaz
i die for niggaz
>>769028780
Tits or gtfo
>>769033952
Fucking 12 year old.
>>769021970
>underaged
>>769021540
I would help it eat my friend
>>769021540
>run
>waist high water
You're dead either way, unless that thing just wants to cuddle.
>>769021970
you're not going to find a rock.faggot
>>769021540
if it was my best friend i would gladly fight to the death for him.
>>769027387
dude you obviously know nothing about guns this is not a cartoon ricocheting is not a problem and even if you got hit by a ricocheting the shot would not have any kinetic energy
>>769033611
>ricocheting
oh shit
>>769033611
oh shit
>>769027352
