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Would you fuck a Vulcan?
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Of course.
I'm more interested in spoonheads though
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I think I would rather a Bajoran.
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Imagine how mind blowing Vulcan sex is. they repress their emotions, including lusts for years but once every 7 years they go sex crazy and unload 7 years worth of pent up lust and backed up semen.

plus mind melds.
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>>769018965
>Height: 6 0
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>>769017563
I fingered this chick in a club last friday
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vulcan no, bajoran definitely
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>>769019895
>Vulcan handjob
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>>769021276
>bajoran definitely
Depends. If it's the girl from your pic then yes. If it's Mayor Kira von Fuckface then no
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I hope so. I need to reproduce
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>>769021400
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>>769018580
Fun fact: that actress played Cassandra on Highlander.
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What about trill?
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>>769021276
That actress was also good in Battlestar Galactica.
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would you fuck a Vulkan?
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how about a 3 year old?
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Earth Alliance much hotter than Star Fleet
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>>769021871
I'd join my symbiote with her, if you know what I mean
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>>769022049
She’s dead
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My wife looks exactly like Tasha Yar. Now if only I could get her to wear a uniform....
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>>769022230
Not quite

almost
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>>769021871
>Dax looks at your penis then looks up and says.
>"Curzon's was bigger"
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>>769021871
best looking trill grill?

Kell is nice.
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>>769022365
yeah... the Ocampa do age very rapidly.
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I'd fuck this one.
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>>769022167
I dont know, Star fleet has a lot to offer.
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I would too
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>tfw bashir, riker and cowboy engineer from enterprise are the only half good looking men in star trek

Kirk is the only actually good looking man
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>>769022389
jadzia
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>>769022649
wtf are you on about? Most handsome on the station, right here.
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>>769021276
>no tits
>no ass
>bitch

Nah no thanks.
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>>769022686
above Ezri?
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>>769017563
Yes. Being a sperg myself, I can relate better to other spergs.
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>>769017563
For the sole purpose of scientific research, I think I would, it's the logical thing to do. However, I'm more into Trills.
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>>769017563

>Would you fuck a Vulcan?
Yes.
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>>769022754
>no tits
>no ass
>bitch
coming right up

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have fucked the shit out of her, though. Say something nice about the Cardassians, get her all riled up, then wrestle her to the ground and fuck a baby in her.

Granted, I'd come away with more than a few bruises, but it'd be worth it.
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>>769022480
Tasty Tasha, you might be right anon, now if only Stargate Command had posed for Playboy too
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>>769022049
Nah I'll pass
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>>769022858
>Stargate Command
>Playboy
THAT'S CLASSIFIED
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>>769022962 or is it in the X-Files? lol, all the 90s sci-fi babes should have done playboy
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>>769022757
trust me ezri is hot (also watch cube if you havent seen it, she plays a cute nerd girl) but jadzia is milfy and i love milfs
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Physiologically, it bears a striking similarity to disease. A series of biochemical responses that trigger an emotional cascade, impairing normal functioning.
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>>769018965
She never did it for me except on Becker a little bit. Isn't she a coalburner?
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Data's lucky day
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>>769021276
Yes. Especially during the episode "Rascals".
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>>769017563
that one yes
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>>769022531
How did she know this. Wet spot?
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>>769017563
No way.

How many years until they are ready to mate?
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>>769023691
...THERE'S ALWAYS ONE
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>>769023679 and then finding out she'd done playboy, a first mess in the pants for many a teenage anon
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lal
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>>769023679
good god I'd show her my dangly bits
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>>769023831
the autistic android
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>>769023831
...why
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>>769023888
can fuck at 400 pumps per minute
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>>769023117
What is that Brit-Canuk doing wrapped in a US flag?
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>>769024107
>mfw


she could also probably give you a report on exactly what your body is doing in response to her... ministrations.
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>>769024152
she should be unwrapped! kek
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Tasha has a cute bum.
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or atleast had. I probably wouldn't want her old butt now.
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Seven or Carter?
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>>769024332
carter wins
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>>769024391
wish there were wins! kek
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>>769017563

I would spock the shit out of her.
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>>769024391
Very well. Adria or Andromeda?

Adria:
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>>769024501
Andromeda
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>>769024501
Adria ffs
no contest
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>>769024501
>>769024571
both, but verging towards lexa. Claudia or Claudia?
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>>769024391
I’d travel through her wormhole.
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>>769024673
:(
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>>769024684
Claudia 2
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>>769024684
Claudia
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>>769024774
aeryn sun?
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>>769024823
yep
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>>769024823
Vala!


though Farscape was a good series
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>>769024880
never watched stargate, should I?
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>>769024684
again, no contest
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>>769025018
I liked it, but I think it would feel super dated by today's standards. Thing is, it was mid-90s family-friendly sci-fi, and was pretty light on the sci. If you can watch and enjoy Star Trek: TNG (not re-watch, but watch it for the first time and enjoy it), then you might like Stargate SG1 or Stargate Alantis.

Still, I did like it then and will still occasionally pull up funny bits. Interesting in its own way, since Christopher Judge also played a character on Andromeda, which was a few years earlier.
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>>769025236
>dat belly
dayum
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>>769017563
what's a Vulcan
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>>769025018
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>>769025309
They always have to ruin series with bald headed nigger muscle men. It's so jewish I could plotz
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>>769025247
i may give it a shot been looking for a new show to watch anyway
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>>769025236
fuck shes hot, and her accent
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>>769025018
Did you see the original movie?
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>>769025383
its past bedtime, go troll your mom
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>>769017563
>"bugs bunny"!!? What's up doc!
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>>769025426
there were tits out in the first couple of episodes of the series too
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>>769025426
yeah...like when it came out cant say i remember much about it
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There were loads
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>>769025655
but the best were
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>>769024771
Id hit it, I would not even make the insurance company pay for damages.
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>>769025809
>>769025809
i swear i can cum just hearing her voice
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>>769021386
>not wanting to fuck based Kira
This is how I know you're gay
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>>769023335
>milfy
>Teri Farrell was 30 in season 1
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>>769026040
Yeah but I was 14
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>>769026040
30 is milf
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>>769026040
So depressing that 30 is now considered a young age for white women to have children. What a fucking sick ass timeline. The other races better exterminate the jew since white people couldn't work up the nerve too.
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>>769022531
The doctors reaction face is the best part, why cut it?
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>>769022717
I wish he would shut the fuck up though.
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>>769026243
too lazy to resize the separate gif
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YOU CHOOSE WEAK WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAKLINGS!
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>>769026507
no because they wont bite my dick off
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>>769026507
nah half klingon is as far as I'd go
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>>769026292
Yeah, he always was a talkative one, and prone to panic when drunk, too.
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>>769026600

But to get that, someone had to go full Klingon.
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>>769025383
But Teal'c was one of the best parts of SG1.
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>>769026793
>>769026793
which ep pls?
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>>769026793
Indeed.
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>>769022649
Picard you retard
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>>769026858
Urgo s3 ep16
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>>769027058
One of my personal favs.
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>>769027058
oh yeah, that was a fun one
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>>769026929
Both of them could never compete with this. The first and best Captain of the Enterprise and also the one with the best genes.
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>>769023691
Imagine being able to use the transporter to turn your chick into a twelve year old whenever you wanted.
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>>769027264
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>>769026210
yeah ok buddy
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>>769027127
>>769027128
Both this coffee scene and Dom DeLuise, it all points to classic TV.
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>>769017563
Of course .. it's logical to do so. Unless fat
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>>769027931
>Unless fat
>implying a Vulcan would let their body go to shit
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>>769017563
Only if she had some Vulcanised rubber... don't wanna get that bitch pregnant.
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>>769022858
>>769022962
>>769023064
>>769023117
I'd reverse her polarity... if you get what I mean.
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>>769017563
Don't really care for elves. Doubt I'd like space elves.
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>>769025018
Stargate is so good, that I watch SG-1 then Atlantis, and as soon as I've finished Atlantis I go back to the start of SG-1 and do it all over again.
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>>769028276
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>>769028276
How do you feel about *looks around*
SGU?
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>>769028509
Vala is my favourite too.
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>>769028535
Dull, boring, uneventful... I watched it once, will not bother watching it again.
Origins was completely pointless too.
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>>769017563
In a heartbeat.
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>>769028549
She wasn't my favorite - I was a Carter fan.

That being said, I did really like her when she irritated the hell out of other SG1 members.
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Yes that would be logical
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>>769023579
That episode was sweet ass.
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Enterprise and Battle Star Galactica
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>>769029467
would enter her prize for sure kek
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I would suck a log of shit out of a Vulcan ass
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>>769029323
I'd ravish a young Kate Mulgrew
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>>769029587
>young
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>>769029338

underrated ^
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I was strangely aroused when I saw her as a kid.
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>>769030170
>strangely
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