Okay fine denizens of 4chan, it is time for an experiment. I have been wondering if you can make an omelette with just cum. However, having been born the inferior gender, I lack the equipment to produce the necessary ingredients, and since I have no friends I can’t procure a sample.
Therefore, in the interest of science, I would like to ask if one of you dear degenerates could create a cumelette and share the pictures. No salt, no pepper, no extra ingredients, just cum.
Details about the cooking process would be nice. Tasting is optional but I won’t stop you if you want to :>
Bump for interest
>>769015308
>abd and sage.
I can’t simply cum on command. Post tits to help get things started.
>>769015626
Not a cumelette, but interesting
Hey op, there is a gif or a clip about some faggot actually doing this. He jizzes in a pan and after its fried to brown fuck, he eats it on a piece of bread. Makes me gag everytime.
Use google.
>>769015771
The Internet is full of tits :>
>>769015308
>>769015830
Yeah but I’m after the details, like, the smell, the consistency, etc. Purely scientific interest
>>769015308
Show feet and i swear i break my nofap for science
>>769016034
Okay gimme a sec. Anything specific? Got kneesocks and stockings
Bump
>>769016138
Soles and ass but I have to be honest I tought you were lying cuz internet and im at work so do as you want
>>769016002
scientific interest in your tits with timestamp
>>769016138
speed it up a little your thread is dying
Either you post tits or you'll have no results
>>769015848
I get off on your humiliation. Now degrade yourself or this thread dies
Got feet for feet dude
Like, I’ll do anything with the feet, this is my first time doing anything like this though so a bit amateur
>>769017055
why is there another foot in this pic
>>769016840
That’s my roomie, she helping
>>769017055
those look like nasty nigger male feet
Foot fag here still at work and btw guyz this thread has so much potential
>>769017428
Foot fag do you want more, I’m kinda bored, only feet though
>>769017469
are you a nigger
feet are gross tbh
>>769017469
femanon just post tits because i want to see this cumelette.
>>769017521
Not a nigger, though I’m brown, so I guess, like, half nigger?
>>769017699
Are you Indian? Post those brown desi nips
>>769017692
Okay tits incoming. For science, of course.
>>769017797
Post roomie tits too.
Just waiting for tits tbh...
>>769015308
Problaby gonna be nothing to it but vapour.
>>769015308
The answer is no, you can not make a cumlette, cum is not like an egg at all.
>>769016840
bumps
>>769017055
I once burned a glob of cum with a lighter. Very interesting results...post tits and I will share my findings
It starts
>>769018527
>>769018474
>>769018413
timestamp or kys faggot larper
>>769018589
I’ve never done this before. Do I just put my local time?
>>769018589
it's more likely it's true, same skin color, same doll.
>>769018664
just put the date
>>769015308
You can extract as much as you need from my penis.
>>769017699
Shitskins get out. Offer of cum extraction rescinded.
>>769018527
Absolutely disgusting. Shitskin get out.
don't listen to these cunts
>>769015308
I doubt that you could make an actual omelette with pure cum. It would probably be like a burnt cum chip but I'm willing to have someone prove me wrong.
>>769018664
usually time, date, /b/
>>769018664
No, just go away, you repulsive nignog.
>>769018861
Can’t help being a shitskin, I mean, I would kidnap a random white girl if I could and take pics of her instead, but that’s too much work
Only a fucking nigger could think of something as disgusting as a cum omelette.
>>769018670
looks like shit larp. OP no deliver
>>769018984
You can help by not posting your grotesque ape-like body on here.
I don't think it is possible. The proteins probably wouldnt congeal properly the way egg whites do, also an omelette needs milk and other ingredients to make the eggy medium correct or else you just poach the egg.
Shit, OP, haven't you ever even just scrambled an egg? You should be able to infer this easily
d o n t l i s t e n t o t h e s e c u n t s
>>769019003
No one would pretend to be a repulsive shitskin unless they actually were. A larper would throw out bait people actually want to see.
OP just get naked and start posting
No one cares your race, we’re all just here to see your body so quit the bullshit and start entertaining us whore.
>>769019056
I’ve scrambled eggs but I’ve never scrambled cum. I just want to see what happens.
>>769019059
oooga booga nigger oooga booga nigger
j u s t p o s t a t i m e s t a m p
>>769019072
idk, op has baited quite a few faggots out. successful shit larp
quick!
OP is gone. You were deceived
op quick
Here you go, timestamp fetishists of this thread. Hope the font is sexy.
no on actual paper
https://www.xvideos.com/video21166863/cum-omelette
>>769019644
/thread
>>769019519
do you even know the concept of a time stamp moron
>>769019519
Nauseating! Disgusting! Revolting! Despicable!
>>769018371
>>769017055
Fuck it.
The cum would violently bubble up any time I put the flame to it. It wound inflate and grow like one of those snakes you get on the forth of July. Not at all the reaction I was expecting.
post pussy
>>769019519
can't tell if larp or newfag. well done
>>769019908
On one hand, a shitskin would be that stupid. On the other, who would pretend to be a shitskin? What you are seeing is the sheboon equivalent of "muh dick".
post pussy or dick
>>769019519
nigga, time stamp is to show you aint some neck beard cyber sexing us. timestamp on paper + tits. just post rest of pics anon
Okay I think I did it right
>>769020093
good job, you did it. i doubt anyone is gonna make a cum omelette though.
>>769019908
Newfag, total newfag. Just thought I could get some answers here
>>769020187
Yeah it’d have to be someone with an interest in science
https://www.xvideos.com/video21166863/cum-omelette
as promised
/thread
>>769020093
So what are you? Indian? Latina? Half black?
>>769020093
whew, no larped. I'll make the cum omelette in the morning
>>769020368
Hurulean, y’know. That’s why I’m hiding my face. You can tell by the ears.
>>769020093
Nice job OP clearly the content we don't deserve. In all seriousness it just burns and stinks up the place. In a frying pan there will be a separation of white stuff from clear stuff under low heat.
OP
Watch this video for all answers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
>>769020496
Well thank you science man, but I desire more knowledge, like a video of the process with detailed remarks
>>769020093
cum doesn't make omellette, its bubble and dry with a nasty odor.
>>769020340
They added shit >:/
>>769020616
I wanna see the failed cumelettes then. That’s the spirit of science!
>>769020722
Just try again later when /b/ is more active
>>769020491
Sooo your Indonesian or something?
>>769020978
Haha yeah, I wasn’t expecting it to be easy
>>769021038
Is Indonesia somewhere in Kalos?
Foot dude, you still there? I’m counting on you :>
>>769020093
>mfw no brown pervert wife to make omelets with
>>769021277
Depends on who you ask. now more pics so I can figure your ethnicity
>>769021686
Dunno what ethnicity do these knees look like?
>>769021967
you are adorable
>>769021967
paki?
>>769021967
Swedish?
>>769021601
I might do this later today when I go out bbq. I will start a thread in that case.
>different anon
>>769022075
>>769022176
I was born in Kanto but had to move to Hyrule when I was like ten. My mother is a nigger and my father is white. By their powers combined, I am brown. Basic color theory, yeah?
>>769021967
maybe filipina
>>769020093
>>769021967
go full nude
>>769022272
Please do, it will make my day!
>>769022301
Honestly, Swedish wasn't far off
>>769022334
Can’t do anymore pics, I’m gonna watch Deadpool today :<
But if you photoshop a nude lower half onto it it’ll basically be the same, yeah? Make it a sexy one
>>769015308
wait until /b/ is active...most mutts are sleeping right now and its still fairly early in europe
>>769015308
>Therefore, in the interest of science, I would like to ask if one of you dear degenerates could create a cumelette and share the pictures.
nypa
>>769022885
What do I do then? Just post the same post again?
>>769023111
Literally yes
>>769023111
yes. but new pics and new timestamp
Instructions unclear, burnt tip of dick.
>>769015308
IF YOU MAKE THIS THREAD AGAIN AT 11 PM EST I WILL HAVE YOUR CUM OMELLETTE.
actual interesting thread and people don't care. sad
>>769023349
SATURDAY
>>769023424
What's interesting about it? Some brown tits and a bunch of thirsty cucks.
>>769023349
Works
>>769023349
>spending your saturday night making a cum omelette for a random girl online
nice
>>769023611
because why not eh
>>769019804
god i still have the stain on my entrance walkway from that fucker of a firework
>>769023611
I work from home and i work weekends jokes on you i masturbate while im on the phone with clients anyways
>>769023740
kek
>>769015308
God bless you, OP. God bless you.
>>769022301
Worthless nigger bitch. Go drink malt liquor or marry an inbred prince or whatever you filthy animals do.
>>769023848
Wow I get not wanting to sleep or marry black people but holy shit you have the tiniest weiner to be so mad.
Deadpool dies
Vanessa dies
Russel is the real villain
Deadpool joins the X men
>>769023963
why you do dat to her?
>>769023920
>Trying to combat racism on 4chan
>MFW
>>769023963
kek
>>769024054
Because nigger
>>769015308
I kind of want to try doing this just so that OP will have the knowledge they want, but it's not worth going off of hormones for weeks
>>769024593
Op posted tits with time stamp, look at the fucking thread
>>769020093
YEEEEEEESSSSSS!
You have our undivided attention.
>>769024593
I posted withoit checking the thread, my apologies.
>>769024655
Once came in some ground beef then served it to my girlfriend in a taco. She didn't notice.
pls guys boil your cum for this brown goddess.
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