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waifu
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>be henry, cute or slepy
>gets ignored
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>tfw no tomboy gf
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does anyone want to be my friend?
>>769003923
hi shenoah
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>>769003923
I wish I could draw this uncannily
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>>769003923
chiaki claimed
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>>769004079
Hello
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>>769004079
I want to be more than just your friend
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literally my dream
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>>769004105
Sup
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>>769004079
sure
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>>769004123
is your arm doing any better?
he told me you weren't able to lift more than 10 pounds still
>>769004169
i already have someone
>>769004228
hi whats your name
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>>769003836
I'm not Ritsu, Ritsu is my waifu. Ritsu is not what I want to go by.

>>769003901
How? He responded to me sometimes but I ignored him whenever I at least knew it was him.
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>>769004043
hi
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>>769004253
Okay, Cement ThunderThud the Giant.
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>>769003923
hi hows it going
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Quiet nights are nice after a long work week.
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>>769004144
check em

so what on earth possessed you to waifu a dog?
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>>769004223
chillin'
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>>769004414
-_-
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>>769004528
Im about to spend my free afternoon walking a husky.
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>>769004640
dog is life, dog is love
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>>769004704
>-_-
ThunderThud's emotionless, stoney face.
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looking for a new friend
>>769004253
ritsu is cute
>>769004528
why dont you talk to me anymore :(
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>>769004714
We had a large red malamute move in next door- he warmed up to the dogs and us pretty quickly. Big fella who likes to lounge on their trampoline.

How's yours been doing?

>>769004781
I couldn't waifu a dog, but dogs are great indeed.
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>>769004781
i mean yeah that's how most feel about their particular waifu..... but what IS it about your..... dog.... that's worth being on numerous watchlists?
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>>769004892
Shes been loving the digging pits we've made and had all of the zoomies when brought in. I get scared she'll leap onto our bench and knock everything off.
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>>769004653
Gg
>>769004714
r.lick
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>>769004640
>>769004781
He's a son of a bitch :v)

>long time no see.
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>>769004830
just call me mugi like everyone else does
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Good morning.
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>>769004947
I dunno she's better than most people. Most people seem like trash. I've met a couple people with very high IQ's, but even they seem like average compared to what the human species should be. Most people are like cattle or something. Or a domestic side species of human. Hard to explain, just lots of runins with retards my entire life.

>>769004892
Have to agree with you.

>>769005174
wat up Nui yeah I haven't seen you. How's life?
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Let's play a game, we post quotes and everyone else guesses whether they're from a song or a hentai, I'll go first:

I'm a woman who likes men, but this is something else!
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>>769005222
Well i stopped coming here because trouble came up one way or the other, but i have nothing to do right now.

As for life, very very rough.
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>>769003923
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
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>>769005375
Damn sorry to hear that dude. What's going on?
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>>769004853
I'm hardly around these days anymore, at least on threads. Been busy around here, how about you?

>>769004988
Mine quit digging when the grass came in pretty thick- guess the roots make it not worth the extra effort. Husky zoomies are great to watch, especially if they hit tile or other surfaces where they lose traction and control.

>>769005180
How's life been treating you as of late?
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>>769005208
I thought you wouldn't like being called Mugi, I hate it when people refer to me by the name of my dead mother, but hey Mugi.
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>>769005538
Pretty lame money-wise. I'm trying to save enough money to move to another country.
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>>769005504
Quite personal, but life right now is four bad things and one good thing, at least for the big stuff, and you?
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>>769005222
GAT DANG SON! FUCKIN CHECKED!

I guess I see where you're coming from, humans garbo, time for animal "husbandry" but why georgette. Sure she gets a great musical number but her personality dude. Oof.
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>>769005538
Oh we have the digging pits there to keep her off the lawns. And she's learned, mostly, how to zoomy on tiles. It involves a lot of leaping on couches.
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>>769004781
hey i asked you if you were a freegan nurse last thread but edidn't get to see response. whats been up?:
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Claiming
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>>769005735
I like her personality. Call me crazy. But if my poodle started acting like her I wouldn't mind. Of course she'd have to talk and be immortal too. Maybe in the afterlife.

>>769005968
No I responded to you. I decided against it because the amount of time would have been too much. Plus a ton more debt. I'm just gonna do a business, invest in crypto, and try to start over in another country.
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>>769005651
Sounds like it's gonna be a real grind, are you still looking at Canada, or did you decide on going elsewhere?

>>769005736
True, when in doubt leap on or over it. Our dining room is all tiled up, so if she gets the zoomies, it usually means a lot of trying to turn the corner and almost falling over. It's probably the only time she uncurls her tail to use as a rudder while cornering.
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>>769006048
bro what other country is it as easy to start over as it is in the States? we are shitty for a lot of different things, but that isn't one of them
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>>769005568
Why wouldn't I like being called Mugi? I mean, it's kind of weird since it's the name of an anime girl but I'm used to it by this point
I didn't know your mom is dead
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>>769006197
She does howls at my sisters window most mornings, and when my dad goes to pick up my niece she howls again. She doesn't tail rudder at all, but she can still get unstuck by the tiles when moving from tiles to carpet and back.
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>>769006255
My mom isn't dead it's a weird reference don't ask and don't worry
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>>769006199
I don't like the communism creeping into this country. My mom escaped that from her home country and it feels like the cycle is repeating here. I want to move to maybe Canada and live as a hermit in the forest with my dogs. No social security or anything, just whatever. Maybe Siberia. Who knows. I know how insanely difficult it is to live in those conditions so I don't take it lightly. But the problem is you have to be a multimillionaire to adopt a fucking bushman lifestyle. If you don't have money, you're doomed.

I just really have a bad feeling about this country.
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>>769006255
How are you Ritsu?
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>>769004069
Good manga.

>>769004079
Mwee
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>>769006425
dude just live in the deep woods in the good ole US. plenty to choose from. specially in the mountains.
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>>769006425
>I don't like the communism creeping into this country.
>I just really have a bad feeling about this country.
Same. I really fucking hate jews.
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>>769006513
Who is this cute?
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>>769006604
you hate pinko commies too? we ought to form a group.
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literally who

>>769006356
oh, i see
which one of the death grips singles did you like more
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>>769006604
Eh it's complicated. I don't want to sound crazy to you guys but I'm pretty sure I'm on a no-fly list. I want to get out of the country itself. Even illegally if I have to.
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>>769006770
I'll go listen to them both really closely to check
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>>769006723
Cute
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>>769006774
i feel ya. dirty pinkos ruining everything. taking our guns n shit.
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>>769006770
How are you Ritsu?
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>>769006910
No it's worse than that. They're just useful idiots. The zionist crap behind the scenes touches every country, but the USA is changing really quickly. I don't want to be stuck here on a no-fly list when it's too late. Would rather get out and be wrong about it, rather than wait too long and be stuck here.

You know they're trying to bring back debtor's prisons for student loans. Already some laws coming into place so that might be the future. Another reason to leave as soon as possible. There's no incentive to stay here if I had the money.
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>>769006042
Wrong time lad
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>>769006316
Mine only bellows when she wants outside/inside, or whenever company comes over. Although it spooks kids, she means well since her voice box only lets her woo, bellow, and other rumbling noises.

>>769007149
Land route is the easiest way to go at this point, flying has become that much of a hassle even to Canada. If you want remote, all you gotta do is go 50 miles north of the border and you're good- a majority of the large Canadian cities from Vancouver to Winnipeg and Toronto are all in that border belt from west to east.
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>>769007330
Ive heard mine bark only once or twice, everything else is a whine, grunt or howl.
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>>769007330
Yeah thinking of the Yukon. I want to live out my days seeing the Aurora Borealis with my dogs.

It's dirt cheap out there, but immigration costs will be high. But not as high as my student loans. So it's a massive financial net gain to move to another country as opposed to staying here with debt.
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>>769006770
Black Paint basically just sounds like one distorted bassline with some backwards reverb on MC Ride's vocals, the lyrics are repetitive and it's pretty boring
Streaky has a few different motif's and sounds, it's pretty funky and overall more enjoyable.
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>>769007445
find your paradise friend.
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>>769007768
Thanks man you too. It's hard to do anything on this shitty planet without being born rich.
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Maybe next time ranma

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>769007462
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>>769007858
murrikan born and raised, my paradise is makin sure you don't have to flee. with blood and bullets if i have to.
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>>769007903
gn
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>>769007903
Goodnight niggy. Have wonderful dreams.
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>>769007402
same, mine is the odd howl, but mostly rumbles, wooos, baroooos, and other weird husky noises. Sometimes a small woof if something startles her.

>>769007445
Yukon is cheap if you're off the grid and self sufficient with hunting/fishing/trapping. Canned goods and fuel is pretty damn expensive, but then again you'd also have the exchange rate in your favor swapping burgerbux for leaf dollars.

Obviously it's better to be near a water source, but the further up you go, the more bitter the cold. Whitehorse is probably your last decent settlement before it turns into hamlets and the odd unoccupied hunting lodge.

Time for me to get some sleep, y'all take it easy.
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>>769007903
>>769008055
Sleep tight cutes
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>>769007234
What do you mean?
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>>769007903
Sleep well
>>769008055
You too, sleep well. Id better walk that pupper so I can get some chicken stock. Too lazy to make my own.

Bleh
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>>769007997
Too bad the NSA and CIA are working hard against you people. I feel for true Americans, but there's more of the communists than you. I say that coming from a family that escaped a communist country.

It's funny. You'd think I'd be happy here. But it's definitely communist and I am getting out while I can. Sorry if that offends you in any way.
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>>769008055
Yes food is by far the most expensive thing up there. Even more than gasoline. So self sufficiency is the only practical way to go. I can only hope there's no annual fishing licenses or other bullshit to worry about.

Good night bro.
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>>769007733
Black Paint is starting to grow on me a little
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>>769003923 kkkkkkkkkkkk
FUCK FAGGOTS, IM A VATO EATING TACOS WITH MY HOMIE PACO! IM FUCKING JIM CARREY THO

https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/5eyes
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>>769007733
i only listened to each once tbh
I'm not too crazy about either one but I might give it to Black Paint. I like the abrasiveness of it compared to Streaky, plus I prefer MC Ride nigging out.
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>>769008843
You might actually be right, I listened to Streaky a bunch of times when it came out and only listened to Black Paint like twice, BP is starting to grow on me now for the reasons you stated
I would choose Streaky to show to other people through
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>>769009117
>s !wSHIZURU7w
Trying to find my trip, are we?
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>>769009932
Make some back up trips.
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>>769009932
cute
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>>769009932
No I was planning on replacing you
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>>769009932
Also I'm not that SH1tp0stva guy, my sister hacked my account.
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>>769010126
NO ONE CAN REPLACE THE CUTE WITH THE CUTE. BEGONE.
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>>769010219
Goodnight ThunderThud
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Here
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>>769010255
I didn't realize Shizuru was so small, god you guys are pedophiles!
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>>769010126
Right... Mission failed. Go home.
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>>769010431
I WILL have my revenge for that thing you did
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>>769010510
Right. And what thing is that?
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why is shizuro always upset anyway
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>>769010614
You are my nemesis! I will never forgive you... not after what you did...
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Test your might.
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>>769010614
You will rue the day
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>>769011333
So... I probably did nothing and you just wanted to try and troll someone?
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>>769011470
Shitzuru
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Watching Mai trying to troll is like watching a nature documentary about autism.
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>>769011470
>>769011581
OH My god oh my god *starts hyperventilating*
SHIZURB IS DONE FOR
*claps using only the palms of my hands, being sure not to let my fingers touch each other*
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>>769011743
I don't have autism
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>>769011743
I'm not Mai btw, just wanted to put that out there.
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>>769010285
Tomo
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>>769011743
I'm Mai and I don't have autism either
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>>769011758
Ok it wasn't THAT funny but it was pretty good Mi Liu
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>>769011314
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~Mai
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Oh hey it's me the person that sometimes posts christ-chan and sometimes doesn't.

Wowee
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>>769011897
Hiya
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~Mai
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-Mai
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-Mai!
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-Mai2
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>>769012478
Feeling better?
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-Mai the real
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>>769012514
But ARE you the real Mai?

Wowee
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>>769012595
we all are Mai
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im mai
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I'm Mai too
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>>769003923
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
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me too
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>>769012703
you are mai
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>>769012715
>>769012697
>>769012679
t. mai
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>>769012715
I too am Mai
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>>769012725
t mai
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>>769012734
t. mai
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>>769012734
>>769012732
>>769012725
t mai
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>>769012759
>>769012734
>>769012749
>>769012732
>>769012725
t. Mai
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I'm eating
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>>769012774
>>769012773
>>769012759
>>769012749
>>769012734
>>769012732
nice try mai
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I'm mai
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>>769012790
>>769012774
>>769012773
haha mai
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>>769012810
>>769012805
>>769012803
no you mai
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Mai? more like shitmai
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>>769012818
>>769012810
>>769012805
>>769012803
no I'm mai
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>>769012830
>>769012829
>>769012818
>>769012810
>>769012810
>>769012805
no! you mai
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>>769012829
I'm DONE for
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>>769012849
>>769012836
>>769012830
>>769012829
>>769012818
prove you are mai
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>>769012865
>>769012851
>>769012849
>>769012836
>>769012830
>>769012829
no I'm mai
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>>769012879
>>769012865
>>769012851
>>769012849
>>769012836
>>769012830
you may right?
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>>769012513
Yeah I saw a movie and stuff
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>>769012915
>>769012914
>>769012898
>>769012879
>>769012865
no, no, no, I'm Mai
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>>769012914
T. Mai
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I'm mai I make shitpost I smart
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>>769012970
>>769012954
>>769012941
>>769012915
>>769012914
>>769012898
but I'm eating
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>>769012989
>>769012982
>>769012970
>>769012954
>>769012941
no! I'm eating
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Aren't you embarassed?
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>>769013018
>>769012999
>>769012989
>>769012982
>>769012970
t. Mai
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>>769012982
Hi Mai
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>>769013062
>>769013044
>>769013030
>>769013018
>>769012999
no u
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>>769013030
I'm mai I don't feel embarrassment I make shitpost
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so much samefaging by mai in this thread, makes me ashamed to be mai.
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>>769013062
>>769013065
>>769013077
>>769013118
>>769013151
TROLOOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLLO IM MAI TROLLING THE THREAD HARCORE FGUYEGVD87GY7FRYG XDXDXdxdXDXdXDX<3<3<#<#XDIHEYWFGV
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>>769012914
Real Tomoko?? How's life?
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>>769013210
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA IKR
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thread is done just let it 404
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thread successfully trolled, looks like I can go eat now
~your's truly, Mai
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>>769013242
I don't know what constitutes real but you do talk to me when I see you. Just working and stuff nothing exciting. Slightly hungover right now
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>>769013407
I'm working on that myself. The drunk part first, then the hangover.

Good that life is working for you man. Are you trying to invest in bitcoin or better yet NEO?

Stak dat papr 2 da ceeling nika
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>mai takes off her trip
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>>769013516
Cool drinking anything fun? Nah I don't care much for the crypto currency stuff
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>>769013760
Just bud ice. It's kind of tasteless but very smooth. Cheap way to get drunk without nasty taste. Normally I drink cider but this was $5 for a six pack.

Well at least you have a job but I really suggest crypto. Of course, I can't say I'm an expert. I just hope it works out for both of us. For all we know crypto could 10x or go bust by next year.
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>>769008311
doesn't offend me at all..... if communism does win, ill go down fighting. that's just the way i want it.
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>>769014050
shizuru?
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>>769014085
It already is dude. It won't be an epic street battle. It's already law by law. The very existence of the NSA proves communism has won in this country already.

At least you're awake. There's so many people who side with either Hillary or Trump when in fact it's more string pulling by top zionists. It's really a sad sight to see. I don't think much of this species. I guess that's why I'm into dogs.
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>>769014050
>>769014118
He's done for
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>>769014003
I prefer hard stuff. Part of the reason why I don't care for crypto. I don't want to be out money
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>>769014200
yeah but I wouldn't take that as a logical step to justifying bestiality.
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>>769014200
it'll get to a point where they start infringing on rights i deam too important to give up. the second amendment is one. theyll tell me to fuck off to jail and i wont just go.


what country were your folks from btw?
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>>769014235
Oh I see. Maybe you should look into HUD homes and FHA loans if you prefer that. But it makes no difference. They can just as easily be taken away by the government as gold or fiat currency.

Crypto is good because you can take it to other countries with no fees.

>>769014328
No it's not a justification. I've just always felt like people (that I meet in real life) are tedious and almost cattle levels of stupid. I just can't relate to most of them. Grew up with mostly niggers and religious psychopaths.

Online people are considerably smarter, but I'm guessing that's a normal trend for computer savvy people. Makes sense.
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>>769014520
Which rights do you deem important? Property ownership?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJd4Q4u5cqU

How about privacy or the right to keep your bank login info to yourself and not a identity stealing stranger being paid with your tax money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C9ywA5y7wE

Maybe you value gun ownership though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taU9d26wT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPjm6JTkPA

How about the right to live your life without being put on a list and stalked by community watch groups? Just like the stasi used to do in east germany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnDMpD5rQ4


To all the cattle everything is a "conspiracy". But this country resembles Soviet Russia. There's no future here.
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>>769014556
I don't really need any money besides dollars right now. I don't intend to travel
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>>769014861
>this country resembles Soviet Russia
Complete with the rootless cosmopolitans. What a (((coincidence)))
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point made, where'd your folks come from? curious.
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Wrong picture LOL

>>769015097
What do you mean? Don't the NSA spying, literal highway robbery by police, and confiscated guns tell you anything?

>>769015204
Don't want to say the exact country but south america. When the communists took over we lost everything. It's happening again here in the USA.

>>769015061
Well it's more than just travel money. It's going to go up
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*shrug* I don't really care what it does unless it becomes the only source of accepted currency
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>>769015380
JPMorgan Chase is trying to introduce Ripple transactions. That's another up and coming crypto and I suggest you look into it too. It's dirt cheap right now.
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>>769015323
ewww thats the shittier communism..... like damn.
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>when you're trying to argue about communism and you accidentally post dog porn
Tell me more about degeneracy
Also, you could own guns in a communist society, gun laws and communism are in no way related.
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>>769015552
I dont want to get into these currencies. I worry too much.
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>>769015552
look at the market capitalization though. think about how with even a small increase in unit price, how significantly it would change the total value of all units. this is in contrast to less numerous currencies, like btc and eth. both of which can fluctuate much more severely in unit price without affecting total market cap as much, relatively.

it's a scale thing sure, and 1% increase is 1% increase, whether you have 1 coin worth a 100$ or 100 coins worth 1$ each.
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One pot pasta is interesting.
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>>769017183
How often does it get interesting?
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>>769017408
Well Ive only made it once. And it was an experience.
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>>769017458
what, like a 1pot meal? ie, vegetables, meat, pasta in one saucepan?

or am i retarded?
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>>769017534
Yeah, everything cooked in the one pot, rather than the pasta cooked separately and added. I normally seperate only the pasta, and add it to everything when the sauce is finished.
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>>769017608
Are you willing to try recipes recommended in these threads? There is something I would like you to try.
Also post pics of pasta pls
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>>769017608
learn how to make a bechamel sauce if you don't know yet.

it enabled me to make a lot of cheese based pastas. from a bechamel you can add parmasean, you've got alfredo. add cheddar you've got mac and cheese. add monterrey jack and you've got queso dip.
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Good morning / evening everyone!
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>>769018199
>asking a cook if he knows bechamel
Dude.
>>769018116
Ill try them for sure, if they make sense and can be reproduced on a budget. I added too much worcestershire post cooking because I enjoy the sauce, but it made it too much a chore to eat to me.
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>>769018303
hiya keeper of the fire
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>>769018316
That looks quite tasty. Is the recipe online? Here is what I want you to try. I know the rest of the world often turn up their nose to this delightfully American dish, but I think you will find the appeal. You seem to be open minded
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aryyAhYJc5w&t=1s
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>>769018370
Hai Tomo the never-sleeper
How are ya tonight?
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>>769004144
>>769004781
>>769005222
>>769005504
>>769005651
Good taste brother, perfect isn't easy but it's Georgette
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>>769018680
i do sleep unfortunately enough. I saw deadpool 2 earlier and it was solid
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>>769018542
No, its a simple combination though. The pasta and vegetables can be anything you want, its pretty basic. I used spanish onion, peas and bell peppers, with American mustard, chicken stock, chives, garlic powder, cumin and paprika, salt to taste. Just gotta make sure the onion is cooked well enough. That just looks like a bechamel with added bits, really. You could add in the sausage, bacon and onion after but you lose out the flavour. Using the fat from the bacon is a good idea though. Im a fan of American style cooking though, more Southern barbecue.
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>>769018303
Is this a Mona Lisa parody?
My waifu loves Da Vinci!
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>>769018787
How is that unfortunate?
Damn, I'll be going to the cinema on Tuesday. How much out of 10?

>>769018939
Welp, it was definitely inspired by it!
And your waifu has a great taste then!
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Morning.
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>>769018787
tomo, bed. NOW. sono will not be happy
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>>769019174
Man fuck what Sono thinks tbh.
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>>769019107
I dont like to sleep. Its a solid 7 or 8 depending on how long youve been watching the older movies
>>769019174
so?
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>>769018899
What sort of pasta did you use? And would whole grain /healthier pasta still turn out ok with it?
> Im a fan of American style cooking though, more Southern barbecue.
You a sauce guy? Im actually not a huge fan of BBQ sauce in general. I think there is really only one I've had that I really like
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>>769018316
i don't know him from adam. he could be eating boxed pasta for all i know.

learning a basic bechamel, and a basic tomato sauce, are two excellent steps to cooking a shitload of different pastas and sauces.
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>>769019151
Who do my beautiful eyes see

>>769019174
>>769019265
Who the hell is this Sono I hear about lately?

>>769019282
Why? Sleep is like a free trial of being dead, and peace&&quiet for a few hours sounds appealing as heck
I only watched Deadpool 1 back when it came and it was amazing, definitely looking forward to seeing the next one
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>>769019509
Because i dont feel rested. Well this one pokes a lot of fun at current superhero movies. Things that have featured wolverine ryan reynolds and some dc
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>>769019509
she usually gets on in about an hour
she's one of Mai and Chens old friends
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>>769019509
Sono is blood chan. Ikarous. The person that kills dogs.
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>>769019429
I used casarecci, but penne and most other pastas that are short work. I am a sauce guy, but I enjoy the spice mix side more than the sauce making. Though I make good sauces.
>>769019459
Yes, Im a professional cook. I know a lot of sauces. A lot of bases. And a lot of dishes.
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>>769019585
Well, that sounds bad. Sleep pills maybe?
And I'll have to catch up with the other movies as well to get the references I presume? I'm not much for watching movies lately

>>769019614
Alrighty

>>769019684
...sounds nasty
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>>769019911
i did split it with the friend i went with yes
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>>769019509
CC, how have you been this time?
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>>769019509
sono is just a kind and misunderstood person
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>>769019726
what sort of cooking do you do for work?

i live in the south (new orleans area) and have a lot of experience with cajun/creole dishes. i like how the cooking is based around a core set of ingredients, and simple methods which result in a surprising complexity of flavors.

the same can be seen in italian cooking, in that dishes are based around a relatively small variety of ingredients.
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>>769020144
Agreed. Unless the dog rumor is true, which I personally don't think it is, but who knows
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>>769019509
sono is awful, don't talk to him
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>>769020146
Currently nothing, waiting for motors to be put in my brother's cafe vents so I can start there. Ive been doing cafe cooking for about 2 years before now though, Ive done casual fine dining, restaurant work, bistro work, short order work and buffet work though. Italian / Slavic background, I can do a lot with garlic, tomato and paprika.
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>>769019861
...I would suggest to take more but it would go really downhill
Well, I don't have much to do nowadays anyway.
Whatcha doing this late?

>>769020071
Now I'm good, finished school, passed the finals, am a free man now
How about you, how have you been?

>>769020144
>>769020299
Don't know him, just heard some things, so I won't judge
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>>769021115
Doing okay, I have yet to do the finals. Nice to hear you were doing fine this time.
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>>769021115
heh yeah im not going to take more. why not? Typing and watching some youtube
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>>769021119
I want to fuck Esdeath
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>>769021186
I'm glad to hear that. Any plans for upcoming vacations?
And naaah, I wasn't doing fine, but now I am. Like... fine stated this Monday, don't worry

>>769021263
Good idea.
I finished school, passed my finals and have 4 months of free time before going to college
Sounds comfy enough
I'm need to play some GrindDay soon, that Crime Spree keeps me awake at night.
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>>769021847
nice pic. dang busy firekeeper, it is chill yeah. i stopped playing that game ages ago
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>>769021583
Why would you tho? Pretty much any other girl of the same series is better than her.

>>769021847
Sorry to hear you weren't doing so good.
I just have to keep on working this summer, what about you?
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>>769021953
Thank. Would say the same about your but every Tomo pic is cute and I hate to repeat myself
Nah, these days I just catch up on vidya and chill, nothing better after the last year of school grind
You should come back, there's a fuckton of stuff to do and lots of heists to play. 110 hours in and I'm far from being bored
Also
>

>>769022351
Meh, it's alright now so that's more important
Uhh... remind me, what kind of job do you do? As far as I remember you were involved in some planes and flying?
I'll also have to find myself a part time job, need some income after all
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>>769022494
Its ok lol. Well what games? I dont know. I havent heard much since i stopped about a year ago. I want to squeeze them thighs
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>>769022494
Wow you have a pretty good memory! I study to design planes or similar things and I'm just a waiter at a local bar.
Also good to hear you have that mentality.
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>>769023086
Shit taste
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>>769023125
I mean it's still way better than Remfags.
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>>769022607
Souls, picked up Gravity Rush lately as well as EU4 and Payday.
You should start again, it's a lot of fun. Got the Ultimate Edition pretty cheap and I'm having a blast. If you'll ever want to come back just hit me up
And I want to get squeezed by these tights

>>769023047
I try to remember stuff. And yeah, now I remember that too, something about living too far away and always taking the train as well if I remember correctly?
Ye, I'll get bored in 2 weeks tops, gotta occupy myself with something.
Whatcha doing now?

~Firekeeper
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>>769023086
rood. i love her
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>>769023466
always wanted to play gravity rush myself. Sure you got a discord or steam? that would be fun too

tomo
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>>769023654
>>769023654
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>>769023362
Yes, got me there.
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