roasting thread PART TWO
post your girls and anons say what they think of them
>>769003442
Hahaha red hair I'm still "with it" gang! Do you wanna talk about boys in school?
Kids: Fuck off mom, this is sad
>>769003920
wants a nice rich husband bc she has no ambitions but only gets blacked over and over
>>769003505
I don't get it, I'm only 22 and my tits look like they rolled out of the fucking morgue!
I know!
I'll get a nose ring and they won't notice my ZomBoobs!
>>769003920
"If I pose like I have spina bifida maybe they won't notice I'm built like a fucking 13 year old boy!"
>>769004104
neat
Perfect everything. Impossible to roast
>>769003696
Old salesman: This model is top of the line! Eyes can look in two directions at once, teeth can chew through anytbing short of tungsten, hell I'll even have a small asian woman thread her fucking eyebrows before you tske her for a spin.
Past history?
I don't know, OP expertly used a hacker program called mspaint to remove himself from the image.
>>769004557
wow nice
>>769004557
Born in South America, raised in a cave
Carbs and BBC is all she craves
>>769004557
Maybe she wants some chubbychurri sauce on that dick lol
>>769004840
Fucking christ, she's like a human onion making the stairs cry!
>>769004979
hahahahaha
>>769003818
>mom works in HR
>dad has weekend visitation
>>769006130
how easy locking can a slut be
>>769005707
>the why did you throw a Hawaiian themed birthday party when our dad is going to jail for molestation face
>>769006256
good one
What do you think?
>>769006130
My name is Ivanka. Ivanka Trumpalot.
>>769006200
>>769006130
the answer seems to be pretty fucking easy
>>769006718
Jesus tits! She's like a third-world millionaire! Plaid pants and her toilet doesn't even have a tank?!
She's friendzoning countless Paulos waiting for Paul.
>>769006811
>if I cross my legs juuuuust so
>and put my hand on my hip
>and cock my hip to one side
>there! Now I'm not just every other bitch doing the ssme shit on the history of ever.
shes too cute isnt she
>>769007349
she has the charme of the board which i use for ironing
>>769007349
Interracial baby countdown in T minus
>3
>2
>>769007492
Blacked for sure
Beautiful milf. You can't step up
Perfect fuckstick. Just try
>>769008132
Body 8/10
Face Yes I want a Powerball ticket with my slushie
>>769008107
>WACKY SHIRT
>WACKY PERSONALITY
>WACKY SENSE OF THE VALUE OF LIFE AND HAS >4 ABORTIONS
>>769008505
Fucking kek
>>769008644
Would slam femurs into an obelisk with / 10
Let me know
>>769008891
looks like she wants to be raped by a priest
>>769009133
more basic than soup
>>769009371
>self examinations for breast cancer are paramount to early detection
>>769008883
>pizza tattoo
Morbid obesity in 3... 2... 1...
>>769008821
>Crouching Basic
>Hidden Chin
>>769010244
>>769010381
got nudes?
>>769008891
This bitch's weird ass face is why god doesn't speak to mankind anymore
>>769010411
>>769010381
>>769010414
i wish anon
Go for it
>>769010381
Did she just facefuck a Chicago deep dish or is that how her face normally looks?
>>769010516
fuuuuck
>>769010726
Hey
is this still a roasting thread?
>>769010385
Mr. Pinkdick shot his load voluminously over the young fair maidens. He was unaware that behind him crept a goblin of most untoward proportions, seeking to enter his behind.
In his fit of extacy he unleashed a wave of Taco Bell Baja Blast from his anus as it was just past fourthmeal and the startle of this booty burgler elicited quite a fright!
He felt no shame in painting this jncouth beast with a scarlet letter, as it were. Be was simply sad that he failed to think outside the bun.
>>769010580
haha she always has a bit of a shine to her
>>769010753
Tried to paint cute freckles on, but only had a sharpie and coordination of a toddler.
>>769010726
Jesus fucking FUCK that bitch is huge! She could crush that poor kids head if she wanted and just be like who gives a fuck?
>>769010726
what is she like 10 feet tall?
>>769011370
When your body gives up, ever-ready eyebrows don't
>>769011237
i dont need more prove to know that you have a fedora
>>769011877
Several in fact and they are called trillby style hats pleb.
>>769012102
this makes it even better that you want to correct me
>>769012199
fuck off
>>769011288
Bump for reply
>>769012220
Hotfucking Christ how new are you?
B8 4 days and these summerfags keep biting. It's not even fun anymore. Go back to r/4chan redditfag
>>769012422
cheese you are easy to provoke
>>769012199
I'm fucking short-circuiting here. Is she super skinny or super buff?
>>769011288
she looks like a sex puppet no one asked for
>>769012363
Wrong thread, she's unroastable from that image.
>>769012608
Weak as fuck, and everyone would ask for that.
>>769012606
the failed bikini model conundrum
>>769012811
do better
>>769012839
Am I supposed to jack off or not I am so fucking confused!
Most women seem to try to play of being sexy as the same thing as funny. Guys like when girls are sexy so they play along but honestly it causes the majority to have a much worse personality. The same type of girls who use snapchat filters on their voice and then watch it back over and over again.
>>769012814
>the yeah I had 3 kids but I'm still an attractive woman look
>freezeframe
>I bet you wonder how I have to pretend enjoying fucking thid....
>>769012913
This is exactly the reason Venkmen told to not cross the streams.
>>769012988
yeah why not
https://i.imgur.com/fJRXRjL.gifv
>>769013117
Holy shit Holy shit
I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand thinking she's taking off some leggings or some shit with flesh colored leg parts.
Imagine the softness of my dick when I realise that it's some kind of human jelly fish...
>>769012728
>>769013495
This is the same chick as in that famous pic of a cross-eyed chick biting a flacid dick, isn't it? Somebody post that shit!
>>769013200
4 kids actually!
Anyway - call that a roast?
>>769013622
>Perfection
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie.
>>769014204
No, that's a dumpster fire
>>769014342
Karaoke into no mic?
Assuming the "I can't get no (alimony) stance?"
Christ, is this the lady r9k or what?
>>769013622
she looks like she fucks any guy that gives her any attention to validate herself as a desirable woman.
Also: more
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