ITT: Dirty things we do with our SO
>I knew I was going to propose to my wife the first night she was blowing me and lifted my balls to start tonguing my asshole.
Since I have fisted her, pissed on her and in her asshole, farted in her mouth, shit (a tiny bit) in her mouth, and got got her fantasizing about bestiality and more.
Got her talking about incest and any other dirty things I can think of. Made her lick my armpits and nostrils while I jerk off. Anything to degrade her to pleasure myself.
Really? All the degenerates on this site and no one wants to talk about how they degrade their girls?
Make her suck my dick after its been in her vagina. Although he likes it so not really degrading
>>768995608
I make her suck mine after it has been in her ass. And her pussy. And back and forth.
Before craiglist went lame , me and and my wife would pick up women. I would often cum on the other women's as holes and pussies and make my wife clean it up even after some nasty tent sex.
>>768995896
She wants me to get filled up and push it into her mouth, which I would be down with if it wasn't for the cock in my ass part. Don't get me wrong, I would probably suck a dick, but getting fucked is too much. I would let her peg me, though.
>>768995896
Ages?
>>768994566
Eh, the worst we've ever gotten was me tying her to a bed and getting pretty damn rough.
nothing on that level tho.
>>768994566
I get sexual pleasure when my gf tickles my feet
I get the feeling I can make my wife do anything if I let her drink enough to pretend it was the booze. Ive had a teen girl flirt with me pretty outright and later that night my wife did all sorts of stuff while talking about how that little teen wanted me and what she would do with her.
>>768994566
I knew you'd propose to your wife when I taught her to do it.
>t. Not Mike lol
>>768994566
I had an ex who loved in when I pissed in her pussy. We wanted to try it in her ass but my dick didn't fit and we were too horny to do anything but keep using her pussy.
>>768996073
Sorry for delay at work , we are 30 and would invite 25-45 year olds to join us
My wife gave me 5 rules for sex she would never do. Got her to do 3 and fantasize about the 45th.
>>768997107
Your marriage will collapse.
I would definitely bring in others to fuck my wife and i, but my job could find out and it would ruin an almost 20 year career
Wife lets me dry nurse all the time. Even not during sex or etc. I used to have a prostate massager, she'd stick it up my ass and ride me. That was always fun
>>768997478
Oh yeah she also spits in my mouth
>>768997335
That's a possible outcome. She has always been attracted to females and I never had a problem with it. 12 years of marriage so far and two kids. If it collapses It was a fun ride. However we are pretty solid.
>>768997478
I used to suck her milk from one tit, while a baby was asleep on the other all while pumping her ass
>>768994566
BTW OP is OC, first time share. If someone can tell me an easy way to make gifs, I can post her with piss streaming out of her asshole, and her fingering and rimming me.
BUMP for stories
dont let it die
>>768997628
How did her milk taste? Id love for my for my to induce
>>768994566
>SO
KYS
>>768994566
>tonguing my asshole
If a woman tried this on me I would slap her and then dump her. Fucking horrendous.
>>768998206
It was great. Sweet and creamy. I want her to get pregnant again just for this. Maybe next time I won't let her stop breastfeeding for longer, so I can enjoy it more.
>>768998383
I'd bet if you started sucking on her a good bit, you'd get milk. How long has it been since she stopped breastfeeding?
>>768998300
crybaby. can't get a girl, huh? maybe someday you will find a nice hobo that will suck you off so you can finally know what it feels like for someone else to give you an orgasm.
>>768998328
Spoken as someone who has never gotten a good ass tonguing
>>768998492
A couple years. We talked about it, but it takes a lot of time and devotion. Once a day is not enough. She absolutely loves nipple play though, probably from all the times I fucked her while she was nursing for almost four years straight.
>>768998577
Sorry, but I'm not gay.
>>768998577
exactly. i wouldnt even keep a girlfriend who wouldnt let me tongue punch her fart box. a girl will never love you like one you have shoved your tongue inside until your lips felt like they were going to split.
>>768998609
Well, some women never truly stop making milk. So I'm staying if you get on her and just latch on and suck away you may get a drop or 2.inducing can be hard but it's not as hard if shes had a kid before
we use a big dildo and i fuck her after she gets off
>>768998737
You might not be gay, but you're still a fag.
>>768998794
I latch on all the time. She likes to feel like she is feeding while I fuck her. I think if I introduced her to straight shota, she would never leave the bedroom. Unfortunately I need her to take care of the house and kids still, or I would do so and treat her like a slave.
>>768999153
anyone want to see her mommy tits?
>>768999417
Mommy tits are the best kind
Used to gangbang my ex all the time with a dildo in a pussy while I fucked her ass and she sucked on two other toys
>>768998609
Please dont tell me you were fuckin your wife with a 4 year old feeding at the same time... sick fucker
Guess it's bedtime. People here would rather jerk off to traps and facebook photos.
>>769000778
Nope, they never fed past 2.
>>769000778
dont knock it til you try it. nothing like making eye contact while you fuck their mom
and telling her that she doesnt know if the taste of pussy on your lips is from her or her daughter... they get so wet
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