How do I make friends /b/ros im pretty shy and im tired of being alone
>>768992800
I'll let you know if I figure it out myself
>>768992800
Same here, my problem is I like to fight. Make friends, get jumped; story of my life.
>>768992800
I did it with therapy to deal with my issues, and opened up to my coworkers
If I knew, I wouldnt be here
>>768992800
Hit puberty. Don't be a faggot. Do lots of drugs, too.
>>768993556
I dont do drugs
>>768992800
Go play some board games at a local game shop. If that's overwhelming, go to a giant game conference with board games. They have "looking for group" tags. You're just another face in the crowd. Also...shower if you do this and don't be a dick to people, just try to enjoy it.
>>768992800
I only have one friend and she's female and sometimes I hang out with her and her boyfriend he's a really obnoxious guy and sometimes she hugs me and we get high together and talk about stuff and he's kinda funny I feel sorry for him but he's a good guy he's also vegan and he's turned her into a vegan but she's not so in your face about it as he is I think she likes me not just as a friend but I don't feel like getting involved I just want to hang out with her occasionally and that's about that
>>768992800
cool story bro. if you were tired enough you'd just do it. it's just a bunch of talk when you post about it here.
>>768993741
There is your problem, try meth...
>>768994076
>tired enough you'd just do it
Do what? Im not sure what to say to people
>>768992800
Go to church, they're full of wankers like you.
>>768992800
Beer, there is no other answer. Just drink till you get confident. And try to talk with other drunk ppl.
>>768994273
I actually do unironically most of the poeple there are old though
>>768994478
I dont do drugs
>>768994478
I've done that for 15 years and still have no real friends to show for from it. Just drunken loser that I know in passing.
>>768994232
you're probably introverted and quite possibly autistic, so naturally it's not so easy for you to make friends - that would be the case if you had an outgoing personality
you're just gonna have to deal with it or to start writing poetry and going poetry book clubs for reading poetry to people who also write or are into poetry, so you can meet somebody there, that sort of thing, but don't expect too much, they're probably just as introverted as you are or worse, or maybe just having an ego-trip and you wouldn't really want them as friends to begin with
alternately, you can shoot a school or if you look cute you can hang in public places and some chick will probably approach you or it'll be some gay dude perhaps if you radiate gay vibes and you can also start doing drugs that's how some people make friends with people who are also drug users, though you might wanna beware cuz they are drug users
>>768994553
Man, Dont see it like a drug. Its more like a help that will stop you from being shy
>>768994750
>you're probably introverted and quite possibly autistic,
Yes to that first one probably not to the second one ,I dunno maybe I will join a club, some girl did ask if I had a girlfried yesterday that was pretty random.
>>768994943
Im only 19 so I cant drink any way.
>>768994582
Then you are not going to the right places. Go to a strip club and speak with a dancer, they always hear whatever the fuck you wanna say that will be a good start.
>>768995151
W-what?
>>768992800
Get into retail. Trust me, nothing like being screamed at by a toothless crackhead for shit you can’t control, on top of the fact that you’re right to REALLY drag you out of that shell of yours
>>768995328
Drinking age is 21
You have to go out and introduce yourself, your already talking to people on here, just let the person know your really shy, just make sure it's people at school or something or that's just weird
>>768995328
Can’t have older friends buy drinks when you don’t talk to anyone
>>768992800
actually take the advice of joining clubs for once
>>768995432
Yes and drugs are also illegal. Literally all it takes is one friend 21+ or who has a fake ID. I’m 18 and I’ve been getting drunk every day for the past three months.
>>768995151
Fuck then wait for another 2 years. Or be the cool kid that can buy beer with a fake id. trust me everyone will love you
For me it was wrestling. Nothing like rolling around on a mat with a bunch of guys wearing skin tight spandex to really get you to stop giving a fuck
>>768993415
how many quit their jobs afterwards?
>>768995539
>>768995543
This man is right too. Order a fake ID off of tor since you don’t know anyone
>>768995397
I work at a """""restaurant"""" is that good enogh?
>>768993915
board games..what fucking small homely ass town you live in
>>768995539
>one friend
A-anon
>>768994943
haha I know that guy from that show The Office, he's kinda funny because he always tells cheesy jokes and almost kind of turned "that's what she said" into a catch phrase and often does things that are inappropriate because he doesn't seem to understand the concept of leaving the personal life out of work and is attention whoring all the time cuz he's so self-centered ego-maniac who is completely oblivious of any criticism
the kind of guy you'd want on many sitcoms
>>768994206
here here
If they wont be your friend youll atleast have the energy to kick their ass
>>768994496
same here...been going to the same church all my life and now I look like a loser still going with my family
>>768995800
Kek saved. And true, I’m a friendless faggot too whenever I’m not in a different state visiting
>>768994478
thats good for one night then you see them the next day when your sober and they find out your really a tool sober
>>768995689
Here’s the plan. Find the most irritated person there, you can find them because they’ll be have a look of disgust, without even doing anything, they’ll be looking around constantly, and they’ll be fidgety, and bring them the wrong meal intentionally. You’ll be chewed out, your manager will be summoned, there meals will be comped, you’ll be called horrible names, after it all, I gurentee you’ll devolop a hate for all of mankind, and have dreams of catching that fat ugly bitch alive, cutting her husbands face off, wearing it over your face like a mask, drilling a hole in her stomach, and fucking it till your satisfied, which is about 12 pumps after she stops breathing. But after all that, people aren’t as intimidating.
>>768994750
>austim
>read poetry
>>768995432
(heavy) drinking age is 18-23, roughly speaking
after that, it's best to clean up your act and start drinking moderately
s'for your own good
>>768994206
Meth will make you overbearing/rapey towards everyone talking a mile a minute while sweating and doing god knows what else. Vyvanse on the other hand, perfect middleground that’ll give you he confidence and energy you need without going full tweaker
>>768996062
Well im not really scared of people its just dont know whats socially acceptable to say or whats im expexted to say or how to start conversation
>>768995906
I instantly detest people who spell "hear, hear" as "here, here"
don't you realize how retarded that makes you look?
gosh, it's like you have the brain capacity of a parrot
>>768996282
That varies from setting to setting anyway. Talk to some people without trying to act cool and you’ll be surprised how accomodating most of them are. You’ll start getting in the vibe before you know it and you can laugh at new people like you trying to fit in
>>768996282
take a conversation class and learn how to small talk
but you may skip that, take a deep breath, relax and just act naturally, and if you're not a complete mutt, most of the people won't be scared away
>>768996282
So find people who aren’t socially acceptable. Fuck dude, this is 4chan. There have been tens, of thousands of people who have been here, one stranger than the other. Fuck the normal people, find the people who feed your sick and twisted thoughts. And don’t say you don’t have them, you wouldn’t be here if you were as normal as you claim to be. You’re a strange fucker, embrace it, and find other strange fuckers to hang out with. /b/tards aren’t the people who were popular, we don’t make friends with the jocks, we don’t talk to the people who hung out in large groups, the group of friends we wound up in are the collections of regrets from all the other groups of normal humans. Realize that, find a job with other fucking weirdos working there, and fucking talk to em
>>768996418
>laugh
I think this might be my biggest problems I dont laugh even when I think things are funny it always makes things awkward.
>>768996282
But my god, show the weird, but if you’re a basement dwelling nerd, fucking hide it. Don’t bring up the fact that you know how to make mead, don’t bring up the fact that your dick smells like cheese. There’s a line, find it, don’t cross it
>>768996610
This OP. /b/ is only compatible when you’re outside of the mainstream and hate the people on top of the social structure. I went through periods where I was one of the most popular and hung out with the Hispanics and niggers and forgot about 4chan completely until I was back to being the hated judgemental white kid.
LiSTEN UP FAGS HERE'S YOUR FREE GUIDE TO MAKING FRIENDS. FIRSTLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I AM COMPLETELY TALKING OUT OF MY ASS. okay no more caps done with that shit. uh genuine advice go to discord cause when you are online it's easier to not be a spastic fag and no one on 4chan is there for genuine human relationships. we're all here for shits and giggles. and depression. mostly depression and memes.
>>768996697
Nigga you think I care about everyone’s dumbass jokes? Learn to fake laugh just don’t overdo it. As for not laughing when it’s funny is most likely anxiety related, you wait too long to react because you’re afraid of your reaction being rejected