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My new pet

Trips decides but no sexual shit...your method of destruction will be carried out.
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Love forever. Love more than you love life or anyone else in the universe
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>>768988726
Give it flies and set it free
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>>768988847
Reroll
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Eat whole
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Just squash it
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>>768988726
Seal
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Lick him and get warts on your tongue
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>>768988726
Bite its ass off
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>>768988847
This
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Eat its eyeball
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put it in a blender
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>>768989003
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Gut it with a box cutter then take pic of spilled organs
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>>768988838
This tbh.
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>>768988847
Roll for freedom
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>>768988838
This
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>>768988847
reroll
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Decapitation
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Set it free without harming it and treat all our little friends with more respect from now on.
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>>768988726
don't harm it in any way
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>>768988838
roll
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Use it instead of a rat to make your own version of pickle rick
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>>768989122
freedom
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>>768988726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMDtW0wNYtM
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>>768989122
Roll
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>>768988726
Space Mission
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Name it frank and treat him as a transgender frog
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>>768988838
Rolling
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>>768988726
Build a small apartment complex for it out of balsa wood. Fully detailed and painted, fit to size for froggy.

He is a landlord now and will be treated with respect.
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Space Program
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>>768989059
What is wrong with you?
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Burn him in the flames
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>>768988726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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Roll for free the frog then kys
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>>768989222
Did u just roll win my post?
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Set it free and dont kill it
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>>768989222
Trippps
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>>768989219
Reroll
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>>768989222
Oh you dirty dog
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>>768988979
doesn't work that way
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let it go
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>>768989269
Lmao there is no god
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set it free you fuckin cuck. how bout trips decides how you fuckin end yourself.
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>>768989202
Roll4dis
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>>768989222
Bahahahhah
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>>768988726
Bring him back to where you got him
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>>768989269
>>768989222
I think that counts
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roll to an hero and let the frog go
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Trips has been called do it OP post the guts
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>>768989347
Cmon man just set the fucker free
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>>768989347
Haha i think it does
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>>768988726
Any name other than Pepe would be a travesty.
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>>768989347
Doesn't make sense
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Set it free
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>>768988726
toadsworth tbh
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op did NOt say inb4 sexual shit dumb ass just fucked up OP YOU CPHAVE TO STICK YOUR DICK IN ITS ASS
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>>768989331
Reroll
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>>768989439
Shutup we wanna see pepes guts
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Set it free you sad fuck
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Set the wart nugget loose cuck nigger
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Make a Pickle pepe!!
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kill the jews...slave the niggers
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Set frog free!
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I technically won this is bullshit
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>>768989559
reroll
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eat it live.
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>>768989624
reroll
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>>768989662
Not live to eat
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Gutting incoming op here how should I?
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>>768989059
Re fucking roll
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>>768989708
Post says box cutter but idc rlly
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4chan space program
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>>768989771
Rr
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feed to dog/other pet
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>>768989222
Hehe i hope ur still here anon
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I’m sad now :(
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>>768989347
Yes
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Make a girl sit on it
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>>768989839
OP doesn’t have the sack to deliver
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Research proper care for that type of froggo, then make all necessary purchases, then take good care of him and name him Johnny.

Trips get!!
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Op i hope you fuckong deliver because that was one fucked up win lmao
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Set it free.
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>>768989969

Re-rolling.
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>>768989943
Yeah im worried about that..
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>>768988726
PUT THAT FUCKER IN THE MICROWAVE AND FILM IT
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>>768988726
insert frog then dynamite in ass
light the fuse
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>>768990011

Goddammit, double dubs. Re-re-rolling.
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>>768989222
Lol you stupid nigger
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>>768990038

Re-rolling part three.
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Feed to pet snake
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Stop rolling you faggots the gutting wins
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>>768990031
REROLL
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>>768990088

Fucking hell, double dubs again!!

Re-roll.
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>>768989222
Stupid fuck. Winrar?
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Let froggo a go go
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>>768990138

Re-roll.
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>>768990091
Like the faggot op is cool enough to have a pet snek
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Ohh boy i love me a good gutting
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/b/ space program
Do it comrade!
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>>768990173

Goddammit, re-roll.
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>>768990202

Re-fucking roll.
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>>768990191
You’re a bastard
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blend that fucker
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Treat him gud
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>>768990226

Re-roll for take good care of Johnny.
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>>768990262

Re-roll.
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>>768990088
>>768990011
Wouldn't that be triple dubs, not double dubs?
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>>768990286

Re-roll part whathefuckever.
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>>768990227
You know i was just trying to be creative with that post but now im having too much fun knowing how much this is making you squirm
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>>768990312

Re-roll. Trips get!!
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>>768990226
>>768990202
>>768990173
>>768990138
>>768990088
>>768990038
>>768990011
Nigger how many fucking times are you gonna roll?
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If not space, then where?

Space program with teh balloons
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>>768990292

Whoa, I didn't even notice that.

Hey OP, surely triple dubs is worth something?
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>>768990348
Lmao right
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>>768990342

Re-roll.
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>>768990348
>>768990385
>>768990392

Until I get trips and he has to name the frog Johnny and take care of him for the rest of his little froggy life.

Re-roll.
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Op deliver already so this faggot will stop rolling
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>>768990463

Re-roll.
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>>768990492

Re-roll.
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>>768990463
Its already been decided you stupid nigger
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>>768990511

Re-roll.
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Make tiny battle armor and weapons. Release back into nature fully arming the frog.
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>>768988726
Eat it alive
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>>768990526

Negative. The guy who got trips didn't state what he wanted done.

>>768990530

Re-roll.
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>>768990582

Re-roll.
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Kek op is prolly trying to catch it
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>>768990613
Reroll
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>>768990613

Re-roll.
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>>768989926
Re roll
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>>768990348
Roll
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>>768990635

Re-roll for name him Johnny and take good care of him for life.
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>>768990582
His trips connected to my post so i win op said too
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>>768990338
I’m sitting pretty comfy rn knowing full well op isn’t gonna gut a frog incoming 404
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Op is probably filming live dissection.
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>>768990683

Re-roll.
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>>768990702
Im gonna fucking laugh if he does tho
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Let the poor froggo go.
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>>768990745

Re-roll.
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>>768990803

Re-roll.
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>>768990822

Re-roll.
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Let it die of natural causes, naturally.
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Where the fuck are you op doesnt take that long to gut a frog
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>>768990843

Re-roll.
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Are we alive?
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>>768990845
Reroll
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>>768990865

Re-roll. 888 get.
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>>768990881

Re-roll.
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Fuck it since everyone else is still rolling... Op gut it with a box cutter and take pic of organs
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>>768990908

Re-roll.
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cherish the little cunt
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>>768990803
>Leftist can't meme
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>>768990927

Re-roll, looking for 999.
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>>768990845
This
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Eat it, and record it, or smoll penor
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I guess winrar has yet to be decided

Set frog free!!
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>>768990914
Re roll WAR
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>>768990945

Re-roll.
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Let it go, let it gooooooooooooooooo
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>>768990983

Re-roll.
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>>768991006

Re-roll.
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>>768990981
RR!
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>>768991023

Re-roll for long happy life for Johnny.
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>>768988847
Idk where ur gonna find the flies but this!
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>>768991043

Re-roll for happy long life Johnny.
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>>768991062

Re-roll.
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Verbally abuse it then let it free.
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>>768991089

Re-roll.
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>>768991005
This, something in the wild will do the rest.
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Send it to Mars nigggga
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>>768991119

Fucking hell. Re-roll.
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>>768991040
Reroll for guts even tho i alrdy won
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Kill it with sandpaper
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>>768991140

Re-roll.
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roll
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>>768991176

Re-roll.
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>>768991157
You didn’t win shit nigger
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>>768991204

Re-roll.
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Tie to balloon, set free. If no balloon, throw it hard and far.
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>>768991157
Gut guts guts rolling for the gutsss
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>>768991227

Goddammit. Re-roll.
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>>768988726
Blast it with piss
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rolling for johnny
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>>768988838
rorellong
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>>768991249

Re-roll for happy long life johnny.
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>>768991206
Youre dumb faggot
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>>768988847
rollingo
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>>768991282

Re-roll for happy long life Johnny.
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re-roll for my boi jonny
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>>768991301

Re-roll. 333 get!
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>>768989122
reroll
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Rr guts
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ROLLING FOR JOHNNY!!!!
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>>768991318

Re-roll. 33 get. Johnny!!
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>>768989771
rollinga
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>>768988838
Re-roll
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>>768991333
OMG I DID IT ITT!!!
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>>768991333
Oh fuck
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>>768991368
U didnt do shit you dumb nigger ops gonna gut his ass
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>>768991333

MOTHERFUCKER, THEY TOOK UP THE CAUSE, AND NNNOOOOOWWWWWW, YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY WISH!!! TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER AND NAME HIM JOHNNY!!!!!!!
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>>768991333
what does that even mean?
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>>768991333
WINRAR
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>>768991333
WINRAR! LONG LIVE JOHNNY FROGGO!
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>>768991333
BOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG
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>>768991410
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM OP! I AM >>768991333
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>>768991421

It means he has to research proper care for that kind of frog, buy all the necessary equipment, name him Johnny, and take good care of him for the rest of his little froggy life.
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Take it out for a nice dinner. Maybe give him a drink or two. Discuss each other's philosophies on life and your dreams and aspirations. After that, bring him back home knowing that he will a long happy life forever changed by your kidness and generosity.
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>>768991518
Yup can confirm
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WHERE THE FUCK IS OP? WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
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>>768991583
Should we put it up to a vote?
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>>768991157
You didn't win shit, you faggot double nigger.
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If OP honors those trips and not the first ones he is literally the biggest faggot nigger to ever exist
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>>768991518
well alrighty then
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>>768991159
Re-roll
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OP, take pics of jonny new house and food, if you dont treat the froggo right, we are going to find you and give you the stabbo
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>>768991614

Vote, hell. The only trips post with explicit directions on how to deal with the frog called for the frog to be cared for and named Johnny.
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>>768991653
Op said earlier he was gonna guts you faggot kek
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>>768991653

The first trips were a reaction, not instructions. Suck a big ol' dick, you big ol' dicksucker.
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Strawpoll here: https://www.strawpoll.me/15725769
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Ur literally gay if you care that much about a frog lmao
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>>768988838
Rolling so this faggot has to take care of a frog
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>>768989202
This
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>>768988726
play live-action frogger
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>>768991653
How did the first ones count, you fucking idiot? It wasn't a re-roll. Damn, the game is difficult too understand.
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Taking care of the frog and naming it fucking Johnny is not a method of fucking destruction. Should not count.
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>>768991755
Well see what OP does you winrar stealing nigger
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I am the one true trips roller OP must take good care of the frog! (And name him Johnny!)
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>>768991822
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JUST EAT THE DAMNED FROG AND BE DONE WITH IT!
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>>768991839
Because it was connected to my post and the rules is trips win you fucking idiots
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>>768991880
well the thread says trips decides the method of destruction, this one is just a slow version of destruction
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OP here. >>768991333 Wins. Hello Johnny!
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OPs not gonna deliver anyway i havent seen guts yet and now im bored. Gonna go order a pizza. Fuck this thread.
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>>768991653
I guess if you want to torture an innocent animal you’re gonna have to go to petco and do it yourself you sad cunt
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>>768992022

Suck it, loser. You didn't win shit.
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>>768992118
I wanted to OP to do it you ignorant nigger.. And if that other post was really OP syaing hell let it live im highly disappointed in /b/ today. Fuck off to tumblr you pet fags.
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>>768992022
You must be new here. Lurk moar, faggot.
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ACTUAL OP here, even though nobody rolled for it, I'm gonna cram the frog up my butt.
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>>768988726
Space program?
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>>768992235
I’m pretty sure he did hours ago and since nobody rolled for it he can’t release the video
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Actual op here the frog is fake
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>>768992232
Fuck off u lurk moar ive seen people win that way before youre all just soft cunts
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>>768992406
I’d like a nice soft cunt right now
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Behold, it is I, the one who decreed that the frog be named Johnny and properly cared for for the rest of his life. Great is my success, and delicious are the tears of the many who lament my win.

And for that one faggot who thinks the 222 post applied to his fucked up request, fuck you. Your tears are the sweetest, you loser cocksucking losercocksucker. Suck a cock, loser.

Live long and prosper, froggo.
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>>768992406
Psychopath
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>>768992406
Rolling for soft cunt
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ACTUAL OP HERE. ....
>I am the frog you smeglords
What school should /b shoot up next?
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>>768992674
Youre both idiots OP hasnt done anything
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>>768992674
Now I want op to gut the frog on principle.
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>>768992728
Your own school of thought. Kys
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>>768992709
Soft nigger kek
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>>768988726
Plague on Egypt.
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Let froggo friend die of old age.
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>>768992777
Ouch trips of truth
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>>768992799
Take all the mountain dew cans off your computer desk and go shave your neckbeard you fat fucking lard bucket of shit and piss
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>>768992777
>>768992788

No, he hasn't done anything, and nor shall he; TRIPS say Johnny lives a good, long life. My forty-eleven hundred re-rolls paid off.

Tee hee hee.
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>>768992777
>>768992788
>>768992799
chekd
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>>768992957
For all you know hes already put in a fuckin blender or something noone has won anything until OP confirms
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>>768992944
At NASA we have higher ethical standards and higher expectations of our peers. Please refrain from being what you described.
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Why no space program..
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Can we start posting our pepes now?
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Someone archive this motherfucker. Whole lotta delicious butthurt in this thread.
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Real frog space program reporting in.
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>>768993340
I agree this should be archived kek
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You're a fucking retarded faggot if you don't let it go unharmed.
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>>768993158
>nasa
You probably watched your fathers fireworks display on apollo 13 and use an American space program ethical principles to your backflaps sweaty from heart palpitations
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>>768993501
Youre a fucking retarded faggot if you actually think OP ever planned on doing anything. Bet hes been watching this thread just laughing his neckbeard ass off.
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Stern reminder that what goes around comes around amplified by a magnitude of 3.
>>768992846
Saving OP from certain death.
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>>768993501
You're too late it already happened
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>>768993587
I worked on the Juno mission, you are a faggot.
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>>768993638
Really telling me I should be worried about getting bad karma from a fucking frog? Kek you really are a stupid nigger.
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FUCK THIS THREAD. OP SUCKS MASSIVE COCKS.
SAAAAAAAAGE
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>>768993638
Anon is right. I chucked a penny at a homeless the other night and today I received 3 pennies. God works in mysterious ways.
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>>768993737
Oh boy. Aren’t you one swishy boi.
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>>768993776
What did he mean by this?
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>>768993841
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>>768993839
Woah there anon, control your edge.
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>>768993737
I hope the pizza delivery guy finger fucks your pizza on the way to your place aka your moms house
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