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It's a penis extension.
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If you don't want one don't buy one.
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>>768987162
>"without any problem at all"?
You mean they get shot?
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>>768987162
Some are, sure. But sometimes it's better to have a firearm.
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>>768987661
it's especially good to have one if you're pretty sure most of your neighbors do. Welcome to America, the wild fucking west.
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>>768987162
OP grew up in a sheltered community where having a weapon to defend yourself wasn't a necessary item
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>>768987792
>sheltered community
you mean like living in a first world country that isn't america?
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>>768987162
This is where we are now, victim shaming.
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>>768987162
and OP's mom is a shooting range
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>>768987162
>Penis extension
Say that when some rabid nigger comes up to you wants your cash and is gonna rape your wife and preteen daughter. You'll wish you had a gun .
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>>768987910
Lol getting stabbed on the streets of Paris must be better
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>>768987162
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>>768987162
If I have a fire extinguisher because it can take the fire department minutes to arrive when seconds count, does that mean I'm only doing it to extend my penis?

If I have a first aid kit because it can take paramedics minutes to arrive when seconds count, does that mean I'm only doing it to extend my penis?

If I have a gun because it can take police minutes to arrive when seconds count, does that mean I'm only doing it to extend my penis?
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>>768987162
>guns are parts of a penis

That explains why lefties love grabbing them
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>>768988068
yes than mass shootings in high schools being an epidemic... yes it is
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>>768987162

Be sure to say that when someone shoots up a mall that you and your family is at.
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>>768987162
An armed society is a polite society.
But that holster is total crap. Those are potentially the most dangerous holsters on the market.
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>>768988175
I don't think you understand the word epidemic

But enjoy getting ran over then knifed by shitskins
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>>768987162
Imagine how utterly pacified, naive, weak, and parasitic someone must be inside to feel so safe at all times in the arms of big daddy government, licking the boots of other people with lethal weapons, blah blah you get the point.
I haven't been robbed/raped/murdered yet, so it can't happen, I'll never need to protect myself because police response time is instant.
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>>768987162
Lefties love sucking that government dick
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Gun sales in the US are rising

Rates of gun murders in the US are lowering

CLEARLY GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM
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>>768987731
The "wild west" is fictional. Learn history dumbass.
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>>768987162
twat.. guns are the problem... stupid motherfuckers with guns are the problem
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>>768988124
Go ahead, open carry a fire extinguisher and try to explain that to the cops.
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>>768987162
Moshi just stop even I'm starting to be embarrassed for you, and I'm going to shove yout screaming ass into a fucking oven
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>>768988328
who told you this?
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LOL... gun grabbing tard
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do you turn all the cum you make from government bootlicking into cheese. sounds like you could make a lot.
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>>768988411
Carrying a fire extinguisher with you everywhere is impractical

Keeping one in your car is not, though - and I have one in my car, as well as a first aid kit.
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>>768987162
Obviously who ever wrote this has never lived amongst niggers
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>>768988443
The FBI and CDC
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>>768988443
Check the FBI crime stats you mongoloid

WHile youre there look at who really commits the gun crime in this country.

One white kid kills 8 people every few months

30 black kids kill each other every month.
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>>768988501
link me
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>>768988475
So it's practical to carry a gun in a store where 99.999999% of the people who ever enter that store have no intention of violence?
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Britfag here. I live in the country and would never think of needing a sidearm here. But with the shit going down in the cities now, if I could carry I would when I went into a city.
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According to the CDC there are between 500,000 and 3,000,000 defensive gun uses every year

Far more than even the total amount of gun deaths, let alone non-gang-related-shootings
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>>768987162
>haha laugh at his small penis
>BUT DO NOT SHAME PEOPLE FOR BEING FAT/GAY/TRANS/ETC
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>>768988443
Gun crime and all violent crime has been lowering since the 80's. In fact the amount of violent crimes committed between 1990 and 2000 dropped by like 30%, which is massive for just a decade, but media reporting on such crime doubled. We think there is a problem when objectively it has only been getting better
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>>768987162
wait. that's a chick.
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>>768988580
Yes, holsters exist and can make carrying a gun incredibly easy and practical, both concealed and open-carry

Fire extinguishers are significantly bigger and heavier than guns. Most stores also have their own fire extinguishers on the walls, ready to be used by any members of the public who spot a fire.
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>>768988569


>>768988676
Don't forget, you're on /b/, it could have a dick
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>>768988580
1 in a million shit happens to someone every day. I just want to be ready.
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>>768988702
So what is more likely to need to be discharged in a store, a gun or a fire extinguisher?
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>>768988749
So you had better carry a prepper backpack so you can face everything that might happen.
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>>768987162
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>>768987162
Yeah, I think SERPA holsters are pretty gay too
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>>768988759
If were in Detroit it's a toss up desu
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>>768987162
Like go to an American school
Or an atm late at night
Or find oneself lost in a bad neighborhood
Or at work at a gas station
Or at work at a bank

To me, that is a nigger neutralizer. And it works wonders
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>>768988632
Being fat/gay/trans/etc is not a choice. Having a small penis is.
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>>768988795
In my car, certainly I have a first aid kit and some basic survival supplies. Why is this crazy?
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>>768988729
nah. but you can tell it's this chick. and yeah I get the joke but seriously. it has to be her.
>>768988450
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>>768987162
Blue Bus Monitor would argue against firemen - they sit around doing nothing almost all of the time
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>>768988849
It's crazy that the shit you more likely need you keep in your car but the thing you hardly ever would need you keep with you. That's just being stupid.
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>>768988795
I have a "prepper" bag in both of my cars.

Have non perishable food rations. water. extra clothes. fire starting equipment. a multi tool. a spade.blanket and tent. along with extra ammo
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>>768988834
ooohhhhhhh now i get it. stupid me.
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>>768988917
>implying this hard
Being attacked where I would need to respond with lethal force to protect myself is far different than being stranded in the mountains or something else. It's about urgency of need when you need it desu.
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>>768988957
Not bad, I also like keeping a longgun in my vehicles and maybe a plate. But im in a big city where having to respond to a mass shooting is more of a potentiality
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>>768987162
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>>768988957
comfy as fuck. shit man, you could just bug out for a weekend if you wanted to.
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>>768989071
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>>768987162
because we can though. Sometimes you just have to shoot a nig trying to steal your car. its fair then ;)
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>>768988411
>cop sees me walking down the street with a fire extingusher
>asks what it’s for
>tell him in case there’s a fire
>end of story
What’s gonna happen? Name the law that says you can’t open carry a fire extinguisher.
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>>768988957
So you're a fucking wacko who believes your precious shit will save you. Good for you. Know what I have? Survival skills. I don't need a pick of bullshit that would weigh me down and distract me for a few days, I have the wit and capacity to survive in most conditions. Proper training beats stockpiling any day.
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>>768988158
Kekorino
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>>768987162
Imagine being this obsessed with your own penis and comparing it to others that you have to project that emotion onto everyone else and their decisions. That's a p sad existence desu.
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>>768987162
>"paranoid, fearful, weak and cowardly"

this kind of rhetoric is why trump won.
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>>768989038
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Desu
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>>768989178
I just want to know how you would conceal carry a fire extinguisher.
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>>768988580
So you’re saying the odds of a mass shooting ocurring is 00.000001%?
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>>768989180
I am a former US paratrooper. I know the benefits of having proper gear to enhance survival skills. Could I go without most stuff? Sure but why? Makes literally no sense to purposely not have easily obtainable gear to help in a "prepper' situation

>>768989067
I don't like carrying my mini14 on me. I live in CA and they are faggots out here.

>>768989087
Havent done that but man I could. Been a while since i just was alone in the woods
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>>768989180
Ok Bear Grylls, calm down
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>>768989180
>argument has devolved into ad hominem
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>>768989314
>not knowing about the word filter
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Realistically it's pretty fucked up to be carrying around a murder weapon all day, and that you think it's normal.
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>>768987162

You must not be a white male living in todays world.
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>>768989180
>natural disasters where people get isolated for days or weeks without any easy source of food or water never happens
>my "survival skills" would easily let me get food and water if I were in New Orleans when it flooded or Montreal when the ice storms hit
lmao
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>>768988759
I don’t think we have the data om accidental extinguisher data but I’m gonna guess it’s more than firearms
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>>768989370
Yes, yes there are fags out there. I've been a little bit of everywhere but I'm around the Oregon cost most often nowdays
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>>768989454
>Realistically it's pretty fucked up to be driving around in a murder weapon all day, and that you think it's normal.
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>>768988795
A first aid kit and a basic self-defense tool would be sufficient for most incidents
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>>768989370
Yea, I carry a pocket knife and a magnifyer, but that's all I'm counting on having should shit hit the fan.

In an instance where my life is in some assholes hands, I'm not going to be a hero and get myself killed. My ego isn't more important than my life. Now if it's random shooting, my chances of getting shot are the same if I have a gun or not. I'm still going to take cover or run if I can.

There's not a whole lot of stories out there where someone who was packing a gun took out a shooter. Most of the time the shooter has control and the gun nuts never draw.
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>>768989180
Lmfao you sound like the type of person who goes out there and gets killed. Youre not going to survive on your own for extended periods of time with no equipment. Sure you could get by with some basic shit, but youre a retard for putting your life in danger if you dont have someone to come bail your ass out if you fuck up.
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>>768987162
I'm from Texas it's fucked up! Moved to Cali and people are all nice. Places are different.
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>be me, far left anon
>whine about gun violence and the constant shootings
>don't carry
>get shot and die in a shooting like a defenseless animal
god i love america
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>>768989719
freedom of speech. it's a strange thing.
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>>768989454

I can murder you with my bare hands. I can use my belt, my shoe laces, my 'I <3 BBC' t-shirt even.

dumbass.
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>>768989518
I can walk. I can row. I can not be like the idiots that stay at home in catastrophies. It's survival. You do what you have to do.
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>>768989611
A car has potential to kill, but that doesnt make it a murder weapon.. cleaning supplies can also be deadly when consumed, it doesnt mean you're cleaning your house with a murder weapon.
Any heavy object or tool isn't a murder weapon.
A tall building isn't a murder weapon.

A weapon designed for murder, with the only purpose of murder, is a murder weapon.
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>>768989322
You can’t, that’s why you would OPEN-carry it
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>>768989810
So don't carry a gun, fag.
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>>768989178
The Patriot Act, because it's suspicious behavior and that makes you a terrorist.
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>>768987162
yea, its a real shame you liberals have zero power to make any changes
or do you think crying online for a week until the next social media issue comes along will make people do what you want?

>oh noes, a brown person didnt get his way?
>#DinduNuffin
>what school shooting?
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>>768989682
Yea, so you mean to tell me that our species stood no chance before we grew brains powerful enough to use tools?

You're the one who will end up dead.
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>>768987530
Nope. I’ve never been shot. Although if a cop saw my black ass with a gun...

"He’s coming right at us". No thank you
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Idgaf if our country is shit. Fucking wild west shit I can carry any of my guns damn near anywhere. Fucking #murricah not even trolling shit is awesome. At least we aren't getting ran over by shit skins while the government takes our knives kek
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>>768989815
good thing I've only killed when I go shooting or you's sound like a retard... oh wait
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>>768989812
>I can walk
That's assuming there's any street left to walk, or is actually safe to walk on (storms, hurricanes, cyclones, blizzards can all make walking outside a death sentence)
>Row
Assumes you have a boat at home and you can successfully get it outside

Why do you find it so hard to admit that "survival skills" alone is not better than "survival skills and a few things prepared"?
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>>768989668
You are changing the subject. you went from talking shit on having a prepper type bag to now talking about a random shooting.
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>>768987162
It would be cool to have a gun plus you get to kill people in self-defense
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>>768987162
bait bait bait saged saged saged faggot kill yoself
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>be american all my life
>never have agun
>never once need a gun

wew, its not exactly hard
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>>768989984
>Why do you find it so hard to admit that "survival skills" alone is not better than "survival skills and a few things prepared"?
he's played minecraft and assumes that getting necessities will be as easy as punching a tree.
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>>768987162
who do we pay to get people like this in our stores?
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>>768989314
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Desu
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>>768989766
Right to bear arms, another strange thing
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>>768988124
Yes. Your penis extension is directly related to how many fictional lives you'll save.

Get a grip, nigger.
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>>768989984
Go watch wild animals and figure it out. Survival isn't about your shit you have, it's about your ability to live as the animal you are.

Fucking retarded cityfag
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>>768990120
Good for you, some people did and they're not here now to shitpost. It's almost like life is random and your personal experiences don't define everyone else's.
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>>768989454
What, my dick? Why wouldn't it be normal to have my dick with me?
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>>768988443
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>>768990272
its almost like those random peoples personal experiences who died don't define everyone else's
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>>768990120
Right? Like, fuck, the 2nd Amendment is getting all the press, while no one's mentioning the First being utterly fucked by NSA spying.
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>>768989986


>>768989986
The thhread is about guns you fucking idiot
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>>768990216
As opposed to the fictional lives I've taken? As opposed to the very real life I still have because of a gun? Perhaps as opposed to my wife's very real life she still has because of hers?
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>>768990405
Watch what you say, the consequences will never be the same
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>>768990391
>Not seeing the point is that life is random and shit happens
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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>>768989815
Try that argument in court when on trial for murder. Legal definition of a murder weapon is whatever object you used to commit the murder.
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>>768988200
Ikr, I didn't even see a strap, I'm getting the ones that rest inside your pants
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Show me a Government, Republican or Democrat, that's willing to dismantle its military bases from more than 130 other nations, bring the personnel back stateside and pour the expenditure saved into projects that benefit American citizens.

Show me a Government, Republican or Democrat, that's willing to disallow corporate lobby groups from having any influence on how the nation is run.

Show me a Government, Republican or Democrat, that's willing to reduce military spending from the current and ludicrous amount, to a more reasonable figure.

Show me a Government, Republican or Democrat, that's willing to increase spending on mental health, aged care and public education.

Show me a Government, Republican or Democrat, that's willing to invest in research programs that not only identify sociopaths, but also neutralize the threat they pose to society, BEFORE tragic massacres such as this.

Show me these, OP, and I might just show you someone who'll lay down my weapons that I use to protect myself, my family and my community with, from the problems that have arisen over the last few decades, courtesy of both Republican AND Democrat governments.

Here endeth the lesson. Dumb. Fuck.

>inb4 "reddit spacing" - as though these threads aren't as reddit as they come
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>>768990516
>make falicious argument
>get the same fallacious argument back
>OMG ANON ITS DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT

hopefully you will get killed in a mass shooting
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>>768989868
Patriot act says nothing about me being arrested for being suspicious. At best the government can surveil me
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>>768987162
Unnecessary in most cases to carry a gun with you in a first world country.

Try being from Brazil though faggot.
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>>768989902
Keep perpetuating the mentality in OPs post and the cops won't need many excuses.
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>>768990615
Sorry, but things don't happen according to you desu.
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>>768990615
>falicious
lol the irony
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>>768989180
How much water do those skills hold? 2L? Are those skills also able to cut a tree or limb through as well? Shelter you?
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>>768989815
>A weapon designed for muder, with the only purpose of murder, is a murder weapon.
>with the only purpose of murder
I like how your own argument defines all forms of firearms as not being murder weapons.
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>>768987162
Looks like someone grew up in a upper-class gated community.
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>>768990704
Desu youre a faggot desu
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>>768987229
if i dont want to get shot by one, can i choose that option too?
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>>768990771
yes, your posts are aironic
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>>768987162
Bad b8 m8
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>>768990615
>Fallacy fallacy
Nice to see reddit showing it’s colors
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>>768990704
and things dont happen according to you

you are literally disproving your own argument as you speak
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>>768990853
you can go live in prison. they don't have guns there.
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>>768990800
So what you're implying is that every animal on this planet needs a backpack with water, a shovel, etc?

Are you that unbelievably retarded? We spent most of our existence as hunter gatherers. There is food and hydration in nearly every climate. Shelter can be made from many materials.
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>>768990640
>Cops don't make shit up to arrest suspicious people
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>>768987162
The dangerous thing is, the more fearfull they need to be to go to this, the more they are are likely to use it in fear.
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>>768988580
I carry everywhere I can legally
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>>768990853
sure, just go somewhere else, Finland maybe?
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>>768988200
No they work fine, user error however has given them a bad name, just as always blame the object not the user...your supposed to know better
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>>768990918
>you using an ad hominem to try to prove your fallacy is a fallacy

rofl
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>>768990933
that's a child's response
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>>768990405
NSA spying did not violate the 1st amendment you fucking idiot, it violated the 4th

Get your shit right
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>>768991099
I carry condoms and business cards. I guess we have different priorities.
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>>768990290
saved
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>>768988795
I do its always in my truck...your move moshi
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>>768989853
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>>768991222
I value my life. You value cheap pussy self promotion
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>>768987162
if i lived anywhere near niggers id carry a gun too

but i dont so i just carry a knife to deal with white meth heads
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>>768991343
Suit yourself. There's life and there's living.
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>>768989370
Survival gear isn't soley designed to kill people
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>>768989180
Proper training would have you keep a certain amount of supplies at hand always, so by your own mouth you've told us all you have no training or supplies and will die horribly or end up sucking miles of cock for supplies
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>>768991099
cheap watch, small knife and tiny gun
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>>768991445
Seriously, figure out how a wild animal is able to survive on its own. You really need to study this before you can understand. Right now all I'm reading is your beliefs of dependency on shit that only weighs you down.
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>>768990800
I believe we are on the same side in believing that equipment improves survival chances, more than just skills alone. However, having said that, your argument is dumb.
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>>768991512
Perhaps, you would prefer my EDC?
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>>768987162
Ask that to the people who got murdered without one. Idiot...
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>>768987162
You call it weak I call it being prepared. Have fun being a helpless victim one day. I wish I lived in Americal. They have the right idea.
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>>768991512
Big gun = small dick so I guess the opposite is also true
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>>768989848
>missing the joke this badly.
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>>768991609
your sword looks dull
but nice gun
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>>768990853
Who is fearful now?
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>>768988022
Ausfag here. No rabies. No niggers.
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Your shit is your savior.

The gun is your confidence

The first aid kit is your health

The pocket saw is your home

But you are nothing if you lose these.

Those who understand how to use the world as their resources are not bound by the things they carry. They are free and always prepared.
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>>768991592
I grew up in a hump that was in the middle of 3 swamps, an eagle scout, a CAV scout in the army, I've trained my entire life in outdoor survival in many terrains, so no I'm speaking from experience decades of it .
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>>768991832
I agree that it looks dull, is shockingly well honed though
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>>768991592
>A guy with as much survival training as me, but also with better equipment and prepared high-calorie food is going to have a harder time staying alive in an emergency
yeah that makes sense
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>>768988359
what part is fiction?
gun fights there records of those up to the 1920s
ridding horses? we know that happens
cattle rustlers? that still happens today
people caring guns ? nope thats recorded fact
the hat? yes the hat wasn't made tell the 1930s

your statement is based on a hat
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>>768991419
Need a gun for those too. This man is superhero material. https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html
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>>768991153
>more ad hominem
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>>768991942
No, based on that sort of life was a rarity if at all and the concept was glorified by media and touted as a historical time period.
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>>768988158
It also explains why conservatives wont let go of them
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>>768992044
it being a rarity and it never the time period never happening at all are two very different things

what do you think life was like between 1820 and 1911?
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>>768991832
I lol'd, good job.
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>>768992148
in the Americas i mean
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>>768991609
You must be one very scared little boy.
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>>768988801
Bought a 1911 from a guy with some legal troubles. He needed the money to pay off a fine or something. He was pretty desperate so he threw in a serpa to "sweeten the deal."

MFW I bought the 1911 for $500 under fair value and sold the serpa online for $30. Probably to some mall ninja too.
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>>768991343
You sound like a fedora clad faggot virgin, possibly a nigger too
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>>768987910
yeah but they live in america, with all them nigs.. id want a gun too
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>>768992174
Not particularly, no. I just have things worth protecting. Why are your loved ones not worth the best protection you can bring to task?
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>>768990846
Literally a genocide against innocent Muslims. So should the Muslims there pick up arms?
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>>768987162
That paragraph can be applied to a knowledge of martial arts with no changes.
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>>768991895
Plane's gonna crash. I'll take the parachute. You stay here with your "skillz". Be free my friend.
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>>768992041
that's my first response
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>>768990545
Its a retention holster, it doesnt need a strap.
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>>768992203
Sweet
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>>768988124
Except a fire extinguisher doesn't cause fires and a first aid kit doesn't cause injuries.

A gun protects against other guns, which isn't an issue if you didn't have them in the first place. Dumbass.
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>>768992284
Scared of minorities? Of course you are.
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>>768992559
But I am a minority....
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>>768992550
I can strike a match on a fire extinguisher or beat you to death with a first aid kit.
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>>768988124
You'll probably never use your extinguisher unless you start a grease fire.

You'll never use your first aid kit except for a faggot paper cut.

You'll never use your gun unless you decide to shoot some nigger or helpless kid.

Do yourself a favor, keep your extinguisher because that is the only thing that will save someone's life. You'll never need to cut off someone's clothes or pinch an artery in a time of need, so just buy some band aids and some antibotics (common day items can be used in a great time of need until paramedics arrive). So, just don't buy a gun because you're autistic as fuck. We can only hope you shoot yourself.
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>>768990853
afraid of getting shot? you deserve to be shot.
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>>768990290
All this proves is that the rest of the world can have guns no problem and that it's just America that's too retarded to handle them
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>>768992138
If you would let the government take your penis away, let alone actually campaign to make them take your penis away, you are the biggest cuck in existence
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>>768992550
>Criminals aren't going to have guns, because they will obey the law that says no guns allowed.
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>>768992658
>having emergency equipment is for fags

What planet are you from?
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>>768987162
>Not wanting a bigger dick.
Disgusting.
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>>768987162
Tell that to the president's body guards
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>>768988443
>>768988501
>>768988569
>>768988672
>>768990290

Bunch of autistic motherfuckers trying to understand statistics.
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>>768992550
Unfortunately, guns were invented.

>ban guns and no more guns!
Any retard with the internet and a nearby hardware store can make a shotgun very easily

it's not even that hard to make a basic pistol

shit, bikie gangs in australia make SMGs in their garages
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>>768992616
Autism doesn't count.
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>>768988795
I just carry a gun bc in a time of crises I can just steal from everyone.
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OP has penis envy
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>>768992391
You can't kill 6 people in 6 seconds from across the room with martial arts
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>>768992483
>still wont make an actual argument

wew
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>>768989370
Another faggot soldier trying to be Rambo. Go fuck off and kill some kids.
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>>768992996
I can do that with the right meal and a few beers.
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>>768992996
Not with that attitude.
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>>768992550
If someone has a knife I'd rather have a gun
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>>768987162
At least we have penises. You're relying on police officers to make yourself feel like you have a penis while yours is locked up in a cage.
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>>768993084
Don't have to, there was nothing to dispute in the first place.
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>>768991609
Neither of which have ever been used.
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>>768993190
incorrect, the idea what that in pointing out a dumb argument you made an equally stupid argument back up by literally 0 supporting facts thus notifying anything you have said
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Know what's even more pathetic? Coming on /b/ and shitposting about it, hoping people will just ignore simple concepts like "it only takes 1 bear attack" and going:
>MOMMY, PEOPLE ARE RESPONDING TO ME! I "WIN"!!!
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>>768992996
All the matrial arts in the world won't save a 5 foot tall, 19 year old girl from 3 home invaders who are taller than 6 feet and weigh more than 250lbs each

a gun will
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>>768993190
I didn't make any arguments, only pointed out that your response was childish. I'm not the person you were arguing with. I made a statement, not an argument. Ad hominem only applies to an argument. I wasn't the one arguing with you, just flat out called you childish. REEEE harder faggot.
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>>768993684
>>768993684
derp, meant this for
>>768993362
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>>768993329
And that’s a bad thing? I have a first aid kit in my car that has yet to be used. Hopefully I’ll never have to use it
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>>768987530
Shot, robbed, assaulted
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>>768993731
You'll fuck up and kill someone innocent first time you try to use either one you dumb fuck.
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>>768993573
Sounds like a good porn.
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>>768993807
Sincerely doubt that considering I work in a trauma unit
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>>768993807
but what if he's properly trained with it? my state requires a cwp to keep a firearm on you.
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>>768990853

Sure, you can choose to use a gun to kill someone threatening your life before they end it.
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>>768993862
>because all of these things have happened in nations with firearm control
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>>768987162
>Look guys! Look I have a gun guys! My Amendments guys look! Please argue with me guys!!
This is you gun faggots, this is what you sound like. Oooououhouhohuou
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>>768993862
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>>768989038
This
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>>768993807
You're just projecting little bitch. Not him btw. You're actually confident you're safe 24/7 whereever you go and theres no chance you'll be a victim of a crime?

People like you don't need to make decisions for others. You just live out your pathetic little sheltered life
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>>768993907
doesn't mean he won't kill someone innocent on accident.
>>768993885
I'm sure you've killed people with your fuck ups. You seem retarded enough.
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>>768994224
that doesn't mean the active shooter won't kill someone on purpose.
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>be liberal
>scream how much you hate white people
>cheer as whites are slaughtered in south africa and killed for wandering into brown neighborhoods
>say whites deserve it
>flood country with brown people who also brag about hating and wanting to take over white countries
>ignore when those same people kill and rape white children
>act shocked when white conservatives won't give up their ability to defend themselves

Do you liberals even grasp how fucking stupid you are?
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>>768994224
>ive lost the plot now im dissing someone who actually saves lives bc im worthless
seriously kys
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>>768994120
I have been a victim of crimes. Held at knife point in a state where guns are not allowed. You know what I did? I used my smarts and was glad the dumb nigger didn't have a gun.

The only faggots projecting are people who act like they need to make decisions for others. Don't pretend you're that important.
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>>768994426
Some serious samefagging going on here. Pretend to be a hero somewhere else.
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>>768993994
Fuck off, phoneposter
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>>768989702
Kill yourself faggot
t. A real texan
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>>768992936
Does first nations count? Oh arbitrator of endangered victims?
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>>768989902
>black
>retarded

pottery
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>>768987162

Agreed.
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>>768994537
First nations? Thought we killed you all already.
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>>768994502
>can't acknowledge im retarded
>must be samefag
seriously you need to be gassed
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>>768992936
Oh wait, I dont have to care because the last time we asked the white man to keep us safe he told us to disarm and then shot us
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>>768993807
Thats the thing about guns. The rules are remarkably simple so long as you accept they dont have exceptions
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yeah guys it's not like after banning guns the UK government brought in a bunch of people intent on overthrowing British culture, then removed freedom of speech and started imprisoning people for saying mean things and then started imprisoning people for making jokes about nazis

wait fuck
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>>768994705
Sorry to dissapoint, but some of us fought back and those who did evaded extinction. They had children and so on
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>>768994880
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>>768993845
All that Communists think with it. That's also why they tell cops not to investigate rapes in their rallies and never find those who commit it themselves.
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>>768994950
Check and Mate
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>>768994689
>go to shooting range
>have fun with friends, a great day shooting
>decide to pop in at Target on the way home for a few things since it's on the way
>can't leave gun in the car, that would be irresponsible and make it a theft target
>take it with me since it's an open carry state
>some dickhead on a balinese basket weaving forum takes a picture and posts it

but yeah it's the guy with the gun that's mentally unstable, sure thing buddy
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>>768994889
Alcoholism > extinction
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>>768995060
Buh MY govornment wouldnt fuck me like that! MY govornment is the one out of hundreds that cares about its people!
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>>768994950
>>768994880
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>>768994950
>>768995060
>Europeans opinions on America
fuck off
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>>768987162
Stop masturbating to traps, soy boy....and be proud of your necessary penis extension.
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>>768988571
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6346a19.htm
first quick result I found, you can also look up cdc's stats based on year by just googling "CDC <death/homicide> stats <year>"
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>>768995218
It's disturbing how many people actually think like that though
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>>768987910
Bin your knife, citizen!
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>>768995267
are you for or against guns? because that post is very much for.
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>>768995386
I'm against foreigners trying to meddle with our shit. This is American shit. Not European shit. Not global affairs shit. It's American shit.
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>>768987162
What an awfully mean thing to say about rape victims op...
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>>768993130
My cousin who was in the army has some great stories about blowing up houses with families in them while he was blitzed on heroin in Afghanistan. Shit was cash.
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>>768991867
Just lots of drugs
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>>768987910
Remember that time a camel jockey with a truck killed more people than the Vegas shooter? How fucking disrespectful of those lives to think that’s better just because “there was no scary gun tho!”
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A criminal has no intentions of following the law if they are planning to either attack, rob, or burglarize a target regardless if the law makes it difficult, if not impossible, for the law-abiding citizen to carry a weapon. If anything it would encourage said criminal to bring a fire arm because it just makes him that much more sure of himself that he'll have the advantage and be able to go through with his crime.

By making guns outright illegal or incredibly hard to get for law-abiding citizens to not be victimized by the criminal, whether it be from an independent person or the state at large, you only ensure that the common man is just that much more unprepared and defenseless.

It is always better to be safe than to be sorry.
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>>768987162
If there's a shooter in there he would be a hero. And knifes work quicker.
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well I'm a cripple and tasers are illegal in my state, literally my only chance to not be at the total mercy of some crazy person, or a regular person having a bad day is to pack heat.
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>>768996270
You're crippled. No need for your genes to survive. Just die.
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>>768987162
>It's a penis extension.
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Poor bait, but it got me to respond.

I carry a gun, registered and concealed carry permit.
None of my coworkers, and very few of my friends even know that I own guns.

I don't show them off, I don't make threats, I don't try to reinforce my masculinity through my firearms.

I'm not a member of the NRA, I don't post pro-gun rhetoric on my social media or on my vehicle or person.

I don't live in fear, and aside from hunting, I hope that I never have to fire any of my guns outside of the range.

I carry a gun for the same reason I carry a small first aid/trauma kit in my dufflebag . I carry a gun for the same reason I keep a spare set of clothes and shoes in my car.

In case I need it.
In which case I'd be grateful to have it.

Try harder.
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>>768988022
Tell me more about your preteen daughter! Have any pictures?
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>>768992859
>make guns really easy to obtain that will solve the problem
murrica
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>>768996379
it was from an accident my dude, I used to be pretty athletic
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guess it really is a penis extension
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>>768987162
>penis extension
that's a woman wearing that gun
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>>768996548
Accidents don't happen to superior human beings. Your gene line will fade.
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>>768994537
Great, just what we need -- an alcoholic with a gun.
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>>768997022
An alcoholic with a gun is more likely to shoot themself than anyone else. That's why I don't have one.
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>>768997022
Arent you left leaning fuckers supposed to be above steryotyping or some shit? Also if you drink with a loaded weapon near you whatever happens next is your fault
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>>768987162
That guy is probably in Arizona where literally everyone has something holstered to them. Personally I think open carry is a bit tacky though and would prefer CCW-ing.
Also you wouldn't want a gun anywhere near your benis, it's a shame holly wood meme'd the lee I'll stuff a gun in my pants pointing at my dick thing because that's just fucking retarded.

>>768989902
Feds usually don't care about your guns as long as you aren't committing crimes though unless your in a shit city/state where Feds are more worried about milking citizens like in Jew York, Commiefornia and anywhere else that is a major blue city.
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>>768988411
>he doesn't open carry a fire extinguisher with him
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>>768997022
>>768997087
>>768997224
This is a great idea. Give them all guns so they can kill themselves off already. It's not like they'll be around in 100 years.
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>>768997342
>Commiefornia
They have an economy bigger than the UK. We should learn something from them.
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>>768995156

Would love to see her dumbass go for her gun. Kind've surprised he carries a less lethal option as well, unless he's security or an off duty cop. I've got an ASP baton myself. I've had a sheriff tell me it's pointless. Shoot the fucker dead. That way it's a one way story, and you won't get sued.
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>>768987910
america is pretty povo
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>>768992391
Actually it would require several structural changes, plus martial arts is just knowledge and exercise. It’s not like we all carry around meteor hammers.
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>>768997605
If you want to disarm everyone but those steryotyped as alcoholics and druggies dont let me stop you, just so long as those guns you stole go back to the inferior races so they can kill themselves faster
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