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Secrets thread
Im a virgin
>>768986193
I already told you my secret last night !
i want to cuddle a little girl
>>768986941
how old are you?
>>768987455
21
>>768987648
It's nothing bad, if you want to change that just pay an escort.
bump
I’m 27 I have a gf of also 27 we’ve been a couple since we were 13 and she thinks she’s the only girl I’ve slept with but youth be told I’ve slept with so many girls since I was 17 every time she went on vacation with her family or her friends.
>>768986193
Sometimes I fantasize about impregnating 14 year old girls on the beach in the Caribbean
I miss her
>>768988550
who?
>>768989287
Your mum
>>768986193
I'm actuaclly a robot.
Suck it captcha
>>768989340
damn ya got me
One time I catfished a lesbian for 3 months to get pics and such. I would send her pics back of some random chicks from google. Eventually I grew a conscience and told her that I was a troll and blocked her. Oof
>>768986193
I want to suck my best friend's dick.
<<<<<<<< Looking for the next chapter of this sex story time.
Can you help me Anons ?
It appears sometimes in Secrets threads or childhood tread
>>768986193
Proof>>768987336
I wear a chastity cage and my wife barely fucks me. I’m pathetic and I’d probably let her fuck anyone she wanted just to see her be sexy and want it.
I jeff around at work.
I wish I could fuck my gfs younger sister or atleast eat her out
I have sex with girls but fap to and have fantasies about traps :<
>be me
>17 kissless virgin
>Good looking and witty but a sperg around wimen
>A girl sees me finds me cute we start shit off
>Year later living the dream
>Sex every day i cook for her , she cleans for me
>Gonna study abroad '
>This gunna be hard boys but we are gonna do it
>I am jealous of her as she is a proper 9/10 and she studies in a uni full of men
>she feels trapped and dumps me
>i feel betrayed and lost
>i realize how much i actually loved this girl and how much i actually needed her for my sanity's sake
>We were together for a year and half and that was the best time in my life
>3 mounts have passed since we broke up
>She found a new guy
>And because i am a pussy i cant stop being in contact with her
>I play a friend and i hide my fucking depression
>Few minutes ago i saw she tagged the guy in one of those soappy basic bitch love posts on facebook
>She tagged me on those all the time
>She told me how special i was
>How i was the only one who was this good to her
>Its all over
Quints and i will go kill myself , before that post were i am so you can look up the news after.
>>768990357
not a secret just my story
>>768989600
post them titties mein /b/ro
>>768990379
>>768990357
give it time and get laid twice and you'll be in a much better place
>>768986193
here is my darkest 1
>>768990581
Now i live in england in a shitty semi small town , bitches here look like whales with the face of sid from ice age
>be me
>look happy to people every day
>actually have a shotgun in my closet for this weekend
>I am actually gonna do it
>will have to make sure that roommates will not find it though
good luck for me
>>768990002
whose Jeff
>>768990357
If she is doing that sort of thing then she clearly isn’t the girl you thought she was or fell in love with. You feel in love with an idea of what you thought she was not the actual girl she was. Stop crying like a little bitch. I’ve been there before and the best advice somebody could have gave me is pick yourself up. Stop caring. Work on yourself and improve yourself career, mind and physic wise and go try again with other girls. If you try and it doesn’t work. Try another girl. And so on and so fourth.
Don’t kill yourself over some silly cunt.
Fucking idiot
Want to fuck wife in ass so bad. She won’t let me but has let other guys in the past
>>768990779
Im a psych student i know all the positive shit one can say to a depressed person , i very well know what i have to do , but i just cant. I cant leave her life i cant move on .
>>768990966
But you could. You are just to much of a puss not to because you are all hornoned up. As a psych student you should just realise you are addicted to the chemical that is released when you think about her. Not her. Just the chemical. When yourself off. Stop thinking about her and you will be fine.
I had something similar happen to me and I went to college myself and found an even better girl. Expanded my knowledge and landed a way better job then my ex and now she is mad jealous but I don’t even want her back. And thats after I can say i felt exactly how you are feeling right now after the breakup.
Get your shit together anon
>>768986193
>be me horny and 17ish
>older brother had gf over who decided to use the bathroom
>me know the blinds open to the bathroom run around to the back of the house to catch of peak at some bush or something.
>she drops her jeans to pee and looks out the window to see me looking in (this was at night but there was light outside)
>I freak out and freeze and try to decide what to do.
>omg maybe she didnt see me
>walk back around the house and my older brother and his gf meet me at the side door
>what were you doing brother said (she was red faced and embarrassed..
>I gave a goofy look and knew I was busted and just walked right by them into the house.
>brother later MARRRRRIED her and shit still aint right.
>I eat dinner with them every weekend. She still want have a casual conversation with me.
>So embarrassing.
>>768991357
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>768991357
THAT was 18 years ago btw
In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks.
>>768991474
thats no lie ..that was over 18 years ago and they have two daughters and I think she believes I want to do the same thing to them which id never. Ones 15 and the others 11. Ive never even asked to drive them anywhere. no way in hell she would let me. The kids dont know
>>768990766
His Jeff
>>768991275
I will try my man , i will.
Thank you
>>768990663
sick fucker
>>768990766
jeffing around is an expression we use when we like chill at work. I work in a cafe kitchen, its loads of fun.
>>768990357
You've been had by a thot, consider finding another woman who isn't a thot. That may be difficult however as Jesus of Nazareth said "all women are thots, for if they breath they are a thot"
Honest opinions on if i would be a good model
>>768991778
its a European thing im sure
>>768991864
as said last night ..no
>>768990711
Dont post about it you fool, the fbi will freeze the boards at a vital moment where Franxxx threads in /a/ should be reaching 700+ replies.
>>768991864
maybe for GAP kids
Temporarily.exposed 6547bd98-fee. I know her. Haha...... secret is that I've always wanted her. Now at least I'll see her
>>768990794
That's pretty messed up of her. She might never be into you enough again to let you have a go. Easiest time to get even the most pride girls to do anal is in the first months of the relationship when she's more sexually adventurous
>raped at a young age
>fucked up my head
>think I'm straight, but attracted to cock
>always clenched my mouth when he tried to stick dick in there
>was scared of taking dick back then, but kind of miss it 20 years later
>he had a pretty big dick, so regret never sucking it as a kid, only jerked him off a few times
>whenever I would get drunk and horny, I would get on omegle and jack off on cam for guys to see
>jack off with them or let some watch and talk dirty to me
>sometimes tried to eat cum, but only ever got as far as pre-cum
>often went on CL to share pics with guys and get courage to meet up
>got dick sucked once, guy swallowed, felt great
>told myself, not gay, just fat virgin and only way to get sexual release
>some time later, get drunk and horny, have guy come over
>claims to be in same situation
>I suck his dick a bit (he was way smaller than me), he sucks mine.
>let him fuck me and he jacks me off
>felt really fucking good
>fast forward a few years
>married with wife, love her, love eating puss/ass/fucking her
>still jack off on omegle sometimes, to traps, myriad of shit
>can never jack off to straight up gay porn
I worry I'm gonna cheat on my wife with another man and she's going on vacation soon
>>768990794
alcohol
>>768991658
Fuck dude. Maybe you should just lay everything out on the table and say something like how you are sorry about it and you feel terrible and you were just a horny teenager being an idiot and you’d like to be able to put that in the past and have a decent relationship with your brothers family
I believe I'm completely stunted by my inability to express myself. I don't know why, the only thing I'm afraid of in life is showing my sadness.
I can barely say sorry to people or express sympathies, anything about death or sicknesses that people I know get, the only way I respond is "That sucks".
How do you guys do it?
>>768991748
Good man.
>>768989935
Why did you accept this?
>>768991872
If one of us stares too long at the waitress ass, we whistle the x-files theme song. But we are like, come on man, with those thighs leggings they know we be staring. I bet they got real soft skin.
>>768992043
who raped you? did you know them?
>>768992043
nigga you gay
>>768986193
>who the fuck is here!!!?
>>768991864
Nah bruh. You need to lose some fat and get bigger muscles. Your jaw line is good but your eyes stick out to much my dude. You look like a monkey kind of man. Probably 6/10 for the ladies but you can work with that if you have good confidence
>>768992059
I think its beyond that. Ive worked at the same work place (family owned business) as well as church together every weekend and usually lunch after church. She'll say hi but there is no trust at all, theres two or three lines of small talk but anyone who had and since could tell from afar that something aint right between us.
>>768991864
I guess you have an okay face? Kinda look like Ricky Fittz.
Maybe put more muscle on or some shit.
>>768986193
I've been catfishing since before the term existed
Not even for money or for blackmailing
I just get off on it
basically pretend im a girl online and sext
>>768992096
sounds like your depressed
I consider suicide because of this story
>be me
>17 at the time
>enjoying life
>some dude and I hang out
>ihaveafirend.mp3
>has this weird obsession with me
>don't notice it until he smells my fucking hair
>tell him we cant be friends no more
>that night I hear someone break in my house
>the same dude is weilding a fucking knife
>he tries to stab me
>I run as I hide in my house
>police come later after the screaming upstairs
>They shoot him dead
>I feel safe until I go into my bed room to find multiple stab wounds in the body
>it was a fucking mutilation of the corpses
I attempted suicide later but failed suicide so I was put in suicide watch
I finished school and college but I still dont feel happiness
fuck my life
all I do now is shit post on 4chan
god I wish I was normal
Really wanna fuck my cousin
>>768992259
That's on you then, just have a conversation.
Make jokes about stupid shit, that's how I get through to people.
Make them laugh, if you leave someone with a smile on their face it make them think more of you.
>>768992188
My mom's gay boyfriend at the time.
>>768992190
I honestly don't think sexuality is so linear, but I do like dick.
one of my neighbor keeps leaving her laundry in the dryer over weekends/breaks and I've been taking a pair of their underwear every time hoping they either learn a lesson or they slip up and leave a pair of sexy night wear in there
>>768991493
That's fucking ridiculous. Bring it up at the next dinner. Ask them why they're being such assholes about kiddie misbehavior of TWO FUCKING DECADES AGO.
>>768986193
>15
>School Camp
>Big place dorms on one side,food hall/activity centre on the other
>Dont see friend
>Go find him
>No one around dorms,but have a look anyway
>Hear someone having sex
>Take a look
>See mate with friends mother
10years later told no one,good family dont want to ruin it
>>768986193
I fucked my best friend's gf and I wanna kms.
>>768992311
I don't feel depressed, I don't feel unhappy, just when I am sad or anything, I can't express it.
I just doesn't work. Sadness just doesn't come out of me.
>broke up with a cute but clingy girl in the dorms
>took her v card and we were togeather fall semester
>start of spring semester tire of her shit tell her to go away
>she stalks me and tells me she will do anything
>I’m 19 and horny... one night let her suck my dick in guys bathroom.
>while she is sucking teller her to suck better or I will never talk to her again.
>amazingly she sucks better. Gags herself on my cock. Makes mMmm noises.
>see that she is also crying...
>get close and tell her she had better swallow all of it
>call her bitch and stuff. Say I’m only using her to get off
>tell her she is a worthless little shit and only good as a mouth.
>tell her to get me off
>best blowjob ever
>tears soaking her shirt
>comm buckets
>she swallows everything and keeps sucking
>I push her off and leave
>hear her crying
I let her suck me off a lot of nights just like this until end of semester. Sometimes would slap he hard if she didn’t do a good job. She failed all classes and didn’t come back. It was a blast at the time. Now I have regrets and am sorry I broke her. Haven’t talked with her in years
>>768991864
Just suck some art director's dick. Presto, you're a model.
>>768992370
most mexicans do that ...its common.Just stay on your side of the boarder with that shit
>>768992313
I'm confused. Who mutilated what corpse? He mutilated his own corpse? What?
>>768992395
Nigga you bisexual
>>768986193
I smoke weed and during it started getting horny at terrible things like dogs and my sisters, so I went in my room to get away from that but masturbate to a girl I know that has a boyfriend, whilst this happened I got news of my friend who tried to kill himself, and to ease the stress I masturbate and came, then fell asleep. Was last night, not sure how I feel about the whole ordeal, though found out I was dead ass average for my penis size. Got stoned as fuck and it helps with depression, 10/10 would masturbate and cum buckets again
>>768992043
You're not worried; you're gay.
Go get yourself some cock.
>>768992642
he mutilated my parents corpses
>>768992380
shit ive did everything other than (Sorry i checked you out while you were pissing ) 18 years ago. My brother hasnt brought it up since that day. We use to do stupid shit like that all the time...my brothers would be fucking chicks and theyd know I or one of their friends were in the closet watching and laughing. Didnt know he end up marrying fucking one of them. Shes uptight anyway.
>>768992043
Let's see, to add
I was friends with a "sort of" camwhore once
It was a friend of a friend who talked with me and she sold drawings, but often sent me some for free and I would read to her every night
I grew fond of her because beta ass loser and knew she cammed, but tried to get her to stop.
Eventually got sexually frustrated, she sent me a vid at my request. Jacked off too it a lot. it's gone now and I wish I didn't break contact with her because I wanted more, but I always have a place for her in my heart because of the shit we shared.
Fast forward some years before I met my wife.
Meet girl on omegle one night when drunk and not jacking off. We joke around a lot and she seems to wanna be friends. actually leaves omegle on all night while she sleeps and talks to me when she wakes up, we add numbers and FB friends and shit. Become major best friends over span of a year or so.
Always liked her, but was honestly first female friend I really just wanted to always be friends with. Eventually I get married, and since she's an internet friend, we kind of drift away.
Sometimes wonder what would have happened if I did more/visited her.
Once saw her bush on cam and loved it.
>>768992706
That was a fucking roller coaster of a story, glad you enjoyed yourself anon.
>>768992439
Shes strung tight..
> senior in high school
> always been more of a night person
> went out for a 4 A.M. stroll
> came across a classmate unconscious, half nude, and caked in dried semen
> call the police
> before they arrive I take photos
> don't tell cops
> acted innocent and heartfelt while the whole business went down
> have secretly used the picture to cum gallons to since and fantasize about doing the act to her again
>>768992816
I legit don't believe you, your story has too many plot holes.
>>768992817
just fuck her already... she cant get over it because she liked it.
>>768992408
Faggot
>>768992810
>>768992672
See, I'm physically attracted to a LOT about the female form. I lust over it a shit ton, like no fucking joke, but I'm also fixated on dick due to such an early introduction to the adult form.
Emotionally, I latch onto women so much more. I could never actually be in a relationship with a man.
This mind set legitimately makes me think homosexuality is just a sex thing. Closed-minded, I know.
>>768992979
still have the photos?
>>768993064
"Fuck I wish that stupid shit climbed through the god damn window."
>>768993028
well i do suck at making stories
but I was a fucking pussy when the murders happened I was hiding in a secret closet As i heard screams but i was too scared to leave until I heard police and gunshots I left
>>768993120
yep.
>>768993100
yes but understand that if for whatever reason she sees that this has happened they will know who I am, there is no way of explaining away the situation as just someone else she knows like I am able to do in the FB/IG fap threads
would prefer not to be IDK arrested for the act
I got my housemate so drunk last night that she came to my room looking for a cuddle. When I woke up this morning she, and my bed were covered in piss and shit, mine. She thinks it was hers and is getting her dad to by me a new bed. She's also very keen to make it up to me, already got my first chance to bend her over and wear my dick off in her.
>>768993270
how long ago did this happen?
>>768993096
ok i guess I'll post. I was molested when I was 6 by friends' dad. Not really a secret because the people closest to me know about it. What you're going through is pretty normal, all things considered. I'm only really into girls. I've messed around with a few guys in the past, but it wasnt for me. I really hope you find some healing bro
>>768986193
I'm getting married in a few hours and I am nervous about what I am getting in to.
>>768993270
Unless ofcourse the people who did that to her originally had the photos.. or you provide that theory if questioned
I love my girlfriend, and I'm extremely jealous of her.
But I love the idea of being cucked by her.
Everytime we have sex I need to think that she is fucking other guy, or i just don't feel anything.
What is wrong with me?
Sometimes when I need a self esteem boost I take a selfie of myself and post them in the FB/IG gap threads and see what everyone thinks
Some times the WWYD threads as well to see if there’s anything I can get off to
>>768993401
Yeah, there's certain aspects I know are fucked about me, and I can definitely attributed a reasoning to it, just don't really have any semblance of what would fix it.
Can you go into detail on how it affected you/you've learned to cope with it?
>>768993473
Thats means you’re mom gay
Nice
Im really paranoid a lot of the time I feel like I never show my true face and no one else does, im so lonely
>>768993503
you and 10million girls
>>768993352
3 years ago, have had people that supposedly know her see her normal photos on here and tell her leading to a post where she broke down and called the site a cesspool
>>768993465
no possible, they got jail time for other crimes and won't be out for a few years still, no way for them to post them . . . yet
>>768993677
everyone is...some play it btr then others
Sometimes, I go on an anonymous internet message board and make up lies so people will think I have interesting secrets.... Can't even tell the people I care about most because all of them would say "Jerry, what the fuck are you talking about?"...
=/
>>768993716
i see... would kik be better?
>>768986193
When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.
The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.
I cried. They were sympathetic.
That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.
>>768993716
Shit man I would just delete that stuff. You are dealing with some seriously fucked stuff if those dude got jail time and are still in.
>>768993823
never understood that thing, and would prefer it to just be kept to me
>>768993543
started therapy in high school because I was suicidal. been more or less in therapy ever since (though years go by without much of a problem). It was fucking with my relationships and my self image really bad. I've learned to control a lot of the emotions, notice certain triggers and shut things down before it gets too bad. Therapy has been a big help for me, personally -- I refused drugs. I accept I'll have to deal with it for the rest of my life.
There's a lot I could say.... Try not to isolate yourself, and learn to be honest with those who care about you about your past. I've had friends who are really and truly lifesavers. I've also had prolonged periods of isolation when I came very close to suicide.
i want to kill myself
Evidence or you're a liar.
>>768992096
'That sucks' is fine. Same for 'that's terrible' or just 'im sorry'
Also throw in a 'how are you coping' or 'how are they coping' when it seems right and you're golden.
You're a man. You aren't expected to show serious emotion in times like that, or know exactly the right thing to say. its not about you, so check how they're going.
>>768993891
Reported to FBI
You shoulda sucked tht dick you murderer
>>768993961
Hmm. I'm afraid of therapy, because of my attraction to the female form spans through all shapes, sizes, and age groups, etc. and I don't know how that kind of talk really pans out.
>>768993952
no they got the time for doing it to a minor, they were 24 I believe and friends of her brother, as well as a few other non related things like breaking and entering and shop lifting I believe
>>768992589
Like what trailer trash like you don’t do that fucker
>>768993821
sounds similar to people going to post pics of their GF SIS or MOM. I tend to believe 1 or 2 have to be lying because theres a watermark at the bottom 8)
All of 4chan is a shit tank full of lie. The mods just repost the same topics along with the same pictures night after night. It use to be good now its run by the FEDS or some chinese fags. 10% of stuff might be original content these days. Not sure why i get on
>>768994126
Idk man.
Just get rid of that shit
>>768988350
Do you love her?
>>768989600
I was friends with my lesbian coworker for two and a half years. I actually applied full thrust and reached escape velocity from the friendzone.
We left our wives for each other lol.
She's driving me back to get place right now.
>>768990357
Rolling, but also “don’t do it”
I don't wanna have to hurt you son.
>>768994200
The magic kind of vanished. I mean there are some things that I do enjoy doing with her but sometimes the sex is something that doesn’t satisfy me and it’s been like that for a long time sometimes I just don’t even get hard for her.
>>768994094
You might be surprised at how many of your feelings, as a survivor of sexual abuse, are normal. As far as the age groups thing ... and I hope I'm not misreading your post.. many, many people who have been sexually abused as children go on to victimize others. That's a cycle you need to know how to stop. Also, ideation, fantasy etc. is different from compulsion. Therapy helped me. I hope you can find someone whose life work is to help people who are dealing with serious childhood trauma like yourself. You might really be surprised how much your going through is normal.
>>768994157
no actually I don't
Keep your incest on the mexican side
Read from here down
Like you wouldn't believe.
>>768994536
Thanks anon.
I'm in no way considering doing the same thing that happened to me.
I fuck my wife's best friend at least once a week while she sleeps. Will be tonight
sometimes I sit in a full bathtub and let the water slowly drain out so I can pretend like I'm a juicebox
>>768992459
That's hot.
>>768994673
Pics?
>>768993401
what did your friends dad do to you and for how long? why was he alone with you? what happened to him? what have you done with guys? did you ever do stuff with other kids growing up after being molested? my brother molested me for years after being molested by church member.
>>768993199
Fake and gay summer fag.
>>768990711
Don't do it.
I jerk off with rubbers. Easy cleanup Trojans the best
>>768994845
Ehhh ok. Do you. I feel really bad about it.
You ever gonna have a real conversation with me?
>>768992516
God I just want someone to love her. I feel bad for what you did. I hope she’s found someone better than you who loves her as much as she loves him. I also hope she has gotten over you. For her sake.
>>768995809
The first time I tried to jerk off with a condom, it took too much feeling away. I jerked too hard and too long and the next day woke up to find my dick skin swollen. It was all puffy and I thought I was allergic to latex for a while after. Hated condoms ever since. Luckily I was smart enough to lie to my *now* wife when we started dating that she was the first I wasn't safe with.
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I haven't seen a sorrier display of athleticism since Seamus Durheflitty got japped by Jansen "Koreatown Express" Tinselkanse down at "Fuckbag" O'Shaugnessy's - what the fuck is the matter with you?
>>768993891
how long ago was this
>>768996107
I would too, but it's my fantasy.
>>768996444
im not allergic and it saves the mess. I go quick so timing is not a problem for me ;)
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>>768996638
Show some fucking respect - >>768996605
>>768996638
>I go quick
shocker of the year
>>768986941
Nice gif faggot
I have a 14yo girlfriend. I'm 23..
Almost everyday she tell her parents that she's going to her friend house to study, but in reality she go to my home and we fuck all day long.
He have been doing this for 4 months now, no one knows so far.
>>768996782
show some respect for my taint, negro
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>>768993473
It’s your fetish. That’s what fetishes do to your fucked up lizard brain. Reach enlightenment and you will ascend beyond these base emotions. Of course you will also transcend sexual desires, but you have to lose the battle to win the war.
>>768993677
It’s all just a game anyways. Just slightly unhinged yourself and float through life in the haze of half-madness. It’s fun.
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>>768997007
Can we get a moment of silence for me boy? Night night Bobby.... see you down the river....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooYEffRpzU
>>768996605
What are you Daniel Tosh?
Nobody got that joke.
>>768997516
No sir, all sleep deprivation and imagination
>>768997069
Who is this nigga?
>>768992446
Anon, keeper of the secrets
I once the whole thing
>>768997735
A larger-than-life, crack-smoking, hard-partying god among us - he'll be missed.... welcome to the boomtown..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO5KICxGUEc
I once ate out my step-mom after my dad fucked her, and then fucked her. we were all black-out drunk after a trip to mexico
I fell for a girl, she dumped me, now I can't even jerk off.
I've been staring at porn all day and for over a few weeks now and I'm not remotely interested in them enough to even get it up.
I'm afraid something might be wrong with me, but I'm more afraid I'm just missing her so much I don't see other women the same anymore. When I kissed her for the first time it was like relief from having not doing so. This probably won't make sense, but I feel like she ruined being lonely. Like when someone turns on a light in a room and leaves it on for a bit after your eyes had adjusted to the dark.
I'm too angry to be sad and I'm too sad to care about really anything.
>>768993199
If it is true anon im very sorry and you shouldnt try to an hero, its not your fault.
>>768993473
Youve been looking at too many cuck threads get the fuck off 4chan for awhile, it alters your thinking and the way you view the world, theres literally shills on here also.
>>768986193
i jack off to a camwhore that looks exactly like my mother. monicutex is the camgirls name.
>>768990357
Dude just go fuck a bunch of thots instead
>>768986941
>>768986941
>>768986941
im samsies im almost 26. been called attractive by many women who i wanted to fuck, but got a tiny penis and no experience. huzzah. atleast ill get wizzard powers in 4 years.
>>768993891
This is gonna make a great copy pasta
>>768990711
call your mom before you do it. you'll want to hear her voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3dM9MsQsXs
>>768992313
Whose corpse is it? What?
bisexuality exists, you know.
does your wife know about your history?
>>768990711
Anon no dont do it
>>768996787
Fucking kek anon
>Be 12 year old me
>kills cats and small dogs at night in neighborhood with shitty sting bow mom got me.
>fast forward 3 years later
>still doing the same shit but with knifes instead of mid- range bow
>tell a girl i had a crush on
>she never talks to me again
>>768997629
Go to fucking sleep right now anon, youre not in a sane state of mind at the moment, that joke made no goddamn sense boy
>>768998552
I once was like that. Things will get better after a couple of weeks.
>>768998948
Yep, she looks like someones mom.
>>768992370
I really wanna fuck your couson too. She’s got a nice ass.
Why don’t you make a move?
>>769000111
This is almost the end of the second month.
>>768992370
Is your cousin a trap because
>flat af
>>769000015
Serial killer
I pretend to be my female friends on omegle and help sick men get off to them. It gives me such a rush.
>>769000450
Alot of boys do that shit when they are young, fuck off to tumblr
I killed mufasa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8ApakiPS0
.
>>769000450
>be me
>9 yrs old
>stray cat comes into my yard
>i try to pet it
>claws me in the fucking face
>one claw sinks into the soft skin just below my left eye
>fucking pissed now
>catch cat
>tie it up
>get dads gas can
>steal moms lighter
>youknowwhatsnext.png
>watch cat run frantically in a circle covered in flames til it dies
I fucking hate cats to this day their fucking evil all little me wanted to do was love and hug but it forced me to show no mercy
>>768986193
My highschool sweetheart cheated on my with the dean, when it started she was 16 he was 34, we broke up 4 years later, now, 7 years later I keep faping to that image in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3Ji59ysh4
...
>>769000395
I was sleepless for 3 days. Didn't eat for 7. The more time it passed, the better I was.
I'm sure that girl was special for you, but the truth is that the world is full with special girls. Not in the same way that her, but they will make you feel like that once more.
You don't need her to be happy. You were happier with her, but you don't need her.
>>769001332
I can't agree with you.
You don't choose who you love, just how you act on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFJVwr1YYA
>>769000946
Yeah, all cats are that way, you fucking aspie.
can't wait for you to run around in flames.
Forced my best friends little sister to grind me when i was probably 14 and she was 10 or 11. She was really agaisnt it at first, like fightong it, but eventually she caved and started getting a feel for it.
Never happened again.
Now shes 23 and I think she has a massive crush on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPqTCrm61-I
I frequently (at least every other week) have adultery-laden, incestual, bi-sexual threesoms with my brother and his wife.
I'm hella depressed and think about cutting everyday
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. AMA
>>768987648
If it doesn't happen by the time you leave college, you're in real trouble.
>>768998108
did your dad know?
>>769002847
impressive. are you lucky pierre?
I lost my virginity at 23 on a public bathroom with a travesty hooker who only charge me like 8 bucks out of pity and I lasted like 4 minutes
>>768986193
>glitched prices!!!! nons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evYxx8qjZFs
I like to put bags of books ontop me when im sleeping or resting, i cant sleep without hugging them
It feels like, fresh?
>>768993891
Did he ever touch you anywhere else? Make you get naked?
There's no such thing as "modern women"
people are people
what changed is communication
it gave manipulation reach it didn't have before.
>>768986193
I'm dating a 17 year old streamer and am secretly stealing her donations
>>769002831
more details please? howd you do it
RIP thread
Bump
My depression has been coming back slowly.
suicidal thoughts and all that.
I have a fiance and I can't talk to her about it because she doesn't want to hear that talk from me but doesn't really help me.
My secret: I don't believe one damn story in this entire thread.
>>769006054
By what i can remember
>tell girl to come with me to other small house outside of theirs
>start feeling her up
>grab her and make her fall with me on to the bed
>she starts struggling, breathing harder
>eventually stops looking at me
>her pussy starts rubbing aggressively agaisnt my crotch
>she doesnt look at me
>gring for what seemed 5 minutes
>she stops with a hard grind
>gets up a quickly walks away
I didnt cum, but was satisfied
I suck my friend's dick once or twice a week... Pic is from yesterday after he got off work... I've been sucking his dick for 8yrs now and nobody knows. We're both straight.
>>769007699
feeling her up how? and as she was grinding what were you doing? was anything said during the altercation?
>>768986193
The chorus to D12's Shit On You makes me horny
>>769008083
Straight...
I have some news for you
>>768986193
I fucked a dude and it was terrible but I continued just because I had blue balls
>>769009196
lol shit dude now you gotta tell us the story
>>769008633
>feeling her up how?
Cant remember too well. Think i just kind of put my arms around, felt her flat chest, then turned her towards me and didnt let go
>and as she was grinding what were you doing
Grabbing her ass and pushing her pussy harder on to my boner
>was anything said during the altercation?
No, she was just breathing heavy and wouldnt look at me. Eventually she started doing all the work.
>>769009548
how did she behave around you afterwards?
I just got into a screaming argument with my girlfriend because I think she’s stopped loving me but I’ve stopped loving her for the past few months
>>769009928
Like nothing happened, at least not anything that i noticed. Literally like nothing happened. She was always shy and quiet, so I couldnt tell.
She seems pretty into me nowadays, so im guessing either she forgot or shes in to it.
>>768990357
Fuck it. Say hi to those Texas kids for me
>>769010451
time to go get drinks together
>>769010451
why didnt you try again?
I really want to be knocked up by anything other than a human. Dog, bear, monsters, etc, I just want to be held down and bred. Giving birth in a lab or in a freak show is awesome too.
>>769010509
Definitely a plan. She likes strong beers too. Sadly she lives in mexico, so its a once in a while thing.
>>769010656
Not sure. It was a long time ago. Figured i might get in trouble if i did it repeatedly. Though i have a feeling i did try again. Cant remember tho.
>>769008083
Moar
>>768990357
clinically speaking you really shouldn't kill yourself
I used to meet girls on chat apps and be a total manwhore with them from like 15-18. I would send nudes with face cause I was a cocky fuck and strip for them on vid chat and jack off and stuff. I mean I almost always got some form of reciprocation but I just feel bad for it and wonder how many hundreds of compromosing pics and vids there are of me out there I never even tried to hide my face. Idk tho kids these days send nudes on snapchat at like 13 so maybe I can get over being a dumb teen
>>769010277
That's not a secret, Anon. That's just shitty behavior.
>>769010948
Would love to, but this is a secrets thread lol... cant say or show too much nowww(:
>>769009079
What?
>>768999242
Jesus fuck. I can’t tell if that’s dark or if that’s hauntingly beautiful
I'm becoming romantically infatuated with somebody. Normally, wouldn't be a problem. I'm not that big of a bitch I can't talk to them but unfortunately they aren't in the set of people I can date for a number of reasons. It's starting to get to me /b/ro's
Jacked myself off with my friends little sisters hand while she was passed out drunk in her bed next to her boyfriend.
>>768991864
Your neck to head ratio is terrible.
>>768986941
i lost at 21. It's better if it's with someone you like.
>>769012503
and what are said reasons, you massive sperg?
I let my nephew shower with me and my gf earlier tonight
selling videos online of me cumming on my teen daughter while she is asleep
When i have sex with my girlfriend, i can only cum after jerking off
>>768986193
>heyy dumbs, go in shit, look at this!!!
>>769012841
How much and how
>>769012708
She's 19 and I'm 27, plus I have enough emotional baggage if I wanted to move to asia I'd have to rent a shipping container ship, and I was abusive towards my ex (physically while we were together and then sexually after we broke up) so I just can't in good conscience allow myself to be in a relationship ever again.
>>769012886
Was meant for >>769012782
>>769012782
How much money you make doing it?
>>769012736
how old is he and why?
>>769012841
You suffer from the death grip. You should lay off all sexual stimulation for like two weeks and let your dick get some sensation back in it.
When I was 17, I taught my 26 year old Chinese ESOL student while naked in a university classroom. Went on for the whole semester.
>>769012841
If you're edging to last longer and be a big man, stop. Just take it easy and cum.
>>768986941
So? I've never understood the driving force behind being concerned with your virginal state. Sex is fun, don't get me wrong but it's not be all end all of life.
>>769012944
>>769012955
not as much as i could since the process is a bit off. currently not able to use paypal but working on it. only bitcoins for now. and is fairly cheap since i have several videos and some pics so.... smallest ammount, just a side-buck from time to time
>>769013035
Why naked? Had she never seen a white boy naked before?
>>769013061 >>769013006
no bruv, i just have a
masturbation addiction
>>769013101
If youre a virgin, its just a goal you wanna reach. I lost my virginity at 20 and realised it wasnt the end all to anything. It was pretty okay, but i aint gonna go out looking for sex just to cum.
>>769012841
>>769013061
Just make sure you make her cum either before/after at least once with your fingers and/or tongue so she doesn't leave your ass for a better lay.
>>769013035
woah there. ima need some details on that dude
>>769012958
almost 9, seeing a naked girl up close is good for him
>>769013272
I guess. I lost my virginity at 19 in ... a situation that was out of my control so the choice was taken from me, so I never really had to deal with that lol.
>>768986193
I mixed my cum in my older sister's toothpaste, lotion, and sex lube for years as a secret way to pay back her being a bitch. I also fapped in the other room each time she used the lube because I started getting off on the idea of my cum being inside her. Right before she moved out, I remember her boyfriend accusing her of cheating because she got pregnant and he could not knock anyone up because sperm never makes it to his jizz before launch. Some kind of accident when he was a kid. She swore up and down she only did him. I know my sperm cannot really live in her lube that long, but I still suspect that I am the father of that kid even though the more rational argument is that she cheated. Just in case, I never jizzed in anything other than a jizz rag or a girl again.
Im addicted to sex. Was never faithful to any of my gfs or my wife. Ive fucked some her friends, my moms friends, my friends sisters, coworkers. I get off the most to risky sex so I often fuck them out in a public spot late at night or sometimes while theres a party going on I see if anyone will notice me and someone else missing, so far no one has.
>>768986193
I go on dirty roulette sometimes and cam with guys jerking off. I like to see how many dudes I can get to cum to me. My big party trick is that I can stroke my (kinda) big dick with both hands stacked and still have most of the tip poking out.
>my record is 4
>don't consider myself gay and am not attracted to guys at all
>I like having power over them though
>>768986193
I want someone to arrange me get raped.
>>769013273
I can make her cum with my pp, but her vagina doesn't return the favor. Which as mentioned prior is my gosh darn fault
>>769013470
male or female?
>>769013434
What's the most fucked up way you cheated?/ever with someone much younger than you? And what's the most fucked up things you've said while cheating?
>>768990357
dont do it. Talk to her and express, it's always better to show what you feel. Remember, you have nothing to lose as she's alredy not with you. If, and only if this doesn't work, you'll find someone you'll love even more!> Cheers and I wish only the best for you.
Rembemer that we live in a destination, you'll end up with whomever you should be, no matter what.
>>768996825
Pics?
>>769013410
If it was water-based lube it definitely could have lived at least half a day.
I post my university professor physician wife online hoping she is fapmeat for at least some of her patients who discovered her..
