Is it safe to have sex with a dog?
>>768983790
Yeah. Watch out for teeth and claws.
>>768983920
he doesn't bite and I snip his claws. just wondering if it is safe
I want to try it when i'm home alone
>>768984005
>I snip his claws
I hope he rips out your jugular.
>>768983790
All the girls I know that fuck dogs are happy and safe after... so yes?
>>768984179
every good dog owner snips claws. what's your problem? Lol
>>768983790
SAUCE
>>768984234
how many girls do you know who have sex with dogs?
How do I get my German Shepherd to pound me in the asshole?
>>768984179
Pretty sure they meant trimming their claws, not removing them completely.
>>768983790
404 in 3, 2....
I'm going to try it tomorrow when my brother and mom are gone. It'll be my first time other than using markers and a hair brush in the past.
>>768984461
seems you were wrong. that's okay
so thanks all for the answers
>>768984469
pic of dog?
>>768983790
Yes, but if your a guy fucking a female dog wrap it up.
>>768984646
I second this
>>768984671
What do you mean?
>>768984671
I am a girl
>>768984646
i dont want to share him online ill get identified lol
he's an australian shepherd though
>>768984703
It means wear a condom dumbass
>Is this guy a fuck?
>>768983790
are you a girl or a dude?
Cuz if you a girl clean his dong and its fine
if you a dude, wrap it
if you gay, than clean ur dogs dong before and after
>>768984795
What would you get from fucking a dog
Is my question.
>>768984935
enjoyment
>>768984765
Let me fuck you instead
>>768984994
If you potentially wanted to possibly have sex with a female dog, which breeds would you say work? Which shouldn't?
We want a full report tomorrow afterwards.
So in short, if the dog is going to fuck you, put socks on his front paws and try to keep him from knotting you. If you're going to fuck the dog, put a condom on and make sure to lube her up first and finger her for a bit so she relaxes. And if you fuck up and the animal gets traumatized or hurt, I promise you, everyone will notice.
People who have sex with dogs can contract deadly diseases from it. Even if you just suck your dogs dick it can give you cancer. It's not natural and will fuck you up in more ways than one and cause early death. Not recommend. Also it's fucking cruel.
>>768985099
I can't as I am a girl but I don't know if guys can have sex with girl dogs? I never heard this happen before.
>>768985023
no thnx. anyway I'm slightly chubby you wouldnt want it haha
>>768984283
Four. One is a really good friend whom I caught in the middle of the act. Sexy as hell.
>>768984765
i love aussies :)))
good luck, hope all goes well
Enjoy yourself, girl! Wish I could watch/take your other end.
>>768985128
>if you just suck your dogs dick it can give you cancer.
Um, gonna need a citation on that.
>>768985255
I want you sight unseen. A girl who'd fuck a dog is kinky and awesome. Where are you from?
>>768985099
mostly large dogs like german shepherds, poodles, danes, and stuff like that. You cant fuck dogs that are spayed though.
>>768985255
I'm sure you're fine. Well anyways, have fun getting fucked by your dog. Hope it works out for you
>>768985416
His pastor, probably.
>>768984935
Idk maybe UTI fucking tard
>>768983790
Pregnancy is the #1 risk.
Always use a condom.
You fucking whore.
>>768985646
> inb4 dogbabies
>>768984515
seems that you don't post more so sage
Look up whitney wisconsin, she has tutorials
>>768984765
Tits and timestamp, if your contemplating fucking a dog this should be simple.
>>768983790
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
>>768983790
Assuming your female, keep you asshole covered! Once they find a hole, it goes fast, and there no stopping them.
>>768985416
http://aetiologyblog.com/2011/11/13/does-bestiality-increase-your/
>chances for penile cancer
>>768985489
pic related
>>768986753
That study of yours isn't very impressive, brainlet.
>>768987374
fine go fuck dogs. hope im on here the day you post about your dick killing you, literally.
>>768985255
TITS OR GTFO! Time stamp too, quit feeding the troll.
>>768983790
Just let him lick your ass & pussy. Share the pics too
>>768984461
Rib dedass
>>768987522
Yes, I'm sure God will smite me mightily.
>>768984297
Are you male or female?
I know a girl who got omegagrounded back in highschool because she was pinned and ass raped by her dog. Like she couldn't get it off of her.
OP, be aware that if he knots in you, it could take up to 10 mins before he releases. Just in case you have time constraints. Also, if you continue this practice, he may become enamoured with you i.e humping your leg, following you around, and your fam might get suspicious.
>>768987934
Not the person that asked, but what difference would it make?
>>768984297
You drop your pants and get on your knees.
>>768987993
>omegagrounded
What does that even mean?
>>768987993
Why does she get grounded after she was raped
The fuck is wrong?
Why isn't people posting more doggo/slave pics?
>>768988048
omaewa mou shindeiru
>>768985126
Knotting is the best part tho
>>768983790
Ask your father.
>>768988048
I think it's when you're grounded, then get beat with a pillowcase full of Omega watches.
>>768988050
she was trying to fuck it to start with. Got outta hand.
>>768987993
>omegagrounded
wat
While there aren't many transmittable diseases you can get from a dog, it is still not a recommended thing to become too intimately involved. Dogs don't know it's not bacon.
>>768983790
Aren't STDs species specific? Idk about regular bacteria and infections and shit though, but i see dogs licking their dicks like 10 times a day. Them silly niggas keep their shit clean
>>768988132
>pillowcase full of Omega watches
sounds like a robbery
>>768988256
>Dogs don't know it's not bacon.
They know pussy when they smell it. Make no mistake.
>>768984005
Youll get pregnant
>>768988256
Well, they said the same when people used to fuck chimpanzees all that changed when the AIDS empire attacked.
>>768988498
pregnant?
you mean pregndog?
How the fuck would she fuck an ant.
>>768988586
wut
I was gonna let my dog fuck me but for some reason I fingered his ass, then sucked my dogshitty finger and decided to not go thru with it
>>768988498
Lol. Not possible.
>>768988630
Maybe don't finger it's ass...
>>768988630
settle for the old fashioned peanutbutter on penis then
I don't understand how would anyone get off by having sex with animal. They are filthy, hairy and generally not appealing. They can be cute and all these things but having sexual feelings towards animal is not ...I just don't understand it at all.
Having sex is about energy and what kind of energy you are getting and giving. It's like music. I don't see any higher inclination in animals.
Fuck off and die.
>>768983790
only if its not a communist...
If so ten the trilateral commission will be all over you, and the you won't even be able to get social security or vote or buy a gun and Freemasons will rape your penis or vagina when you sleep and you will either have to raise or carry a negro child for the rest of your natural life...
>>768988630
Somehow worse. Good job.
>>768988630
>...for some reason...
>>768988718
Because they're animals and its all primal and shit, and probably because its taboo
yes
>>768988775
It natural. All animals fuck, what could go wrong
>>768988718
>Having sex is about energy and what kind of energy you are getting and giving.
yeah doooood, totally....
It's pure drive and instinct you fuckwad. Much like fags, pedos ect ect there are deviations from the "standard", but they all stem for the same urge
>>768988775
THIS.
>>768988718
Fuck off, vanilla boi.
anyone got webms of actual fucking?
>>768989145
Mods get sad.
Here's something normal
>be me watching vids on YouTube my brother is playing some flappy bird on his phone cuz autism calls me over to his room says he wants to show me something
>Mfw he had a high score of over three hundred
>Mfw I can't even get over five
>>768989145
just go to ate chan
>>768989145
visit Pornsocket @ com Got everything
>>768983790
unironically off yourself you waste of flesh
>>768988718
Heh, there are plenty of men that fit that description.
Your definition of sex is superficial. Sex is actually the most primal and instinctual thing for mammals, humans superimpose higher feelings to it, but they are ultimately unnecessary. People form bonds with animals, people can get off from various non-human stimuli, none of this is particularly surprising.
>>768983790
hellz yeah homie.
keks aside you should kill yourself
>>768988418
>Aren't STDs species specific?
Wonder how HIV came to be?
>>768989220
Are websites like this and en luxury tv safe to visit? I mean like virus and getting tracked by FBI wise
>>768989185
>be me trying to beat my score of five of the flappy bird
>maybe even get 10 points
>spend 3 hours playing the flappy bird
>Ive been staring at the flappy bird with much intent
>I watch the flappy bird bounce, up and down, up and down
>randomboner.jpg
>I know im lying to myself
>notsorandomboner.exe
>Its the flappy bird, its all his fault
>masturbate to the flappy bird
>Now im an aviophile
>>768984765
>I know a girl who got omegagrounded back in highschool because she was pinned and ass raped by her dog. Like she couldn't get it off of her.
Tits and timestamp, plox
>>768989479
Totally fine. A lot of popups and spam tho. They know this too, so adblock standard blocks you from the sites. Ublock is a good "new" blocker, works perfect. (Chrome)
>>768989504
>next morning
> go outside
>fuck a bird
>sex was great but now it dead
>Mfw i still cant get over five on the flappy bird
>>768984765
not just posting ur rough location online and getting fucked by some retard from /b/... who will be a lot more receptive to what you want.
