Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
>>768979388
https://mega.nz/#F!BbokyKzQ!vo6RdpReLY_VTXbqXbEHiQ
Sup dad
R8 me
>>768979441
R8 me
>>768980233
Ya got that 'tism/10
>>768979388
Norm?
>>768979662
You know the nirvana that only a man cumming on your tongue can bring.
i look gay
>>768980455
Look like a trap
>>768980233
You look like mommy never hugged you, and daddy hugged you too much.
>>768980455
I'd fuck you
>>768980455
He'd fuck you >>768980642 I'd even consider giving you a reach around
>>768979388
>>768980577
Can't tell if basement dwelling wizard, or if you keep hookers buried under your porch.
>>768980797
My friend tho
Why not just make it a 3sum?
>>768980716
wats a reach around?
>>768980822
Lulz
>>768980869
I can't believe I'm on /b/ and I just read that...
>>768980822
Basement dwelling wizard who summons dead hookers out from under his porch
Nick
>>768980928
It goes great I hear with syrup and blue waffels
>>768980928
i dont watch porn
>>768980822
Why bury them? Keeping them in a chest freezer lets you enjoy them more often. Just an electric blanket on hi, some candles for mood lighting, a little bit of barry white. 45 minutes later, a little bit of spit and your ready for a decent friday night
>>768980928
OP is actually a pretty cool guy
>>768980797
Oдaклe cи
>>768981111
This is the first time I have to say quads can't confirm
>>768981311
no im srs, i dont know much about sex moves
>>768981389
>>768981166
My fucking sides!
>>768981514
You're going to happily sit in chastity while you watch your wife get fucked by a nigger one day
>>768981436
omg im actually serious, ive never had an active sex drive
>>768979388
>>768981700
lolwut, why are you here, it's like 95% dicks
I refuse to take a selfie.
>>768982253
You hate your dad don't you
>>768979388
An old pic, but still me. I just think it's the best photo I have
>>768982329
Don't know him
>>768982226
i only click on this place out of boredom i browse other boards
>>768982253
Oh wait, before I forget. Inb4 "you look like a school shooter"
>>768982345
Do you ever plan on moving out of your mom's house?
>>768982403
man, everything else must really super suck, lol
>>768982591
I live alone... Have since I was 17
>>768982591
It's the hair isn't it?
Rate me doods
>>768980233
pruane2forever?
>>768981237
Beograd, kaludjerica
>>768982898
starwars/0
>>768983093
Здpaвo oт Coфия, пeдaли!
thought i looked cute in this, dont judge me too harshly uwu
>>768979388
This guy has killed people before
Rate me nibbas
Pardon the autism
>>768983186
Здpaвo и тeби
>>768983367
That classroom looks like a shithole
>>768979662
Tryingtohard/10
>>768983428
Would you believe me if i told you that doctors study in that classroom?
>>768983014
pir8
>>768983258
you look like a weeaboo
>>768980455
Doesn't help when you take the picture from the gayest angle possible
>>768983367
nice shades
>>768983351
but only in a gruesome industrial workplace accident where it happened slowly and painfully to his best friend while he was frantically screaming for help and there was nothing that could be done to save him
>>768983710
Thanks, Trying my hardest to look like Lenon's Body double double
>>768983507
anus doctors?
>>768983868
You wish, physical therapists
>>768983688
i look even gayer upfront
>>768983957
what if i physically require therapy for my anus
>>768983974
Post frontal gayness
>>768981514
You look like someone who tells people he posts on 4chan
>>768984073
Go to a butt doctor or something
>>768979388
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768984098
its way too embarrassing
>>768984121
is it normal for the fart to have a liquid component
>>768983367
You look like John Lennon ate John Lennon
>>768984663
yes, yes it is
>>768984759
Who ate John lenon
>>768981514
>>768983367
soy
>>768983726
Oh well who HASN'T done that at least once.
>>768985062
oke
>>768984835
>>768985144
oke
>>768985076
this pokemon
>>768984859
John Lennon
>>768985144
You just made my day anon. Clone high as well. Im drunk. Im sd . Im tridef of beimg tired. An heroixally outr.
>>768985687
It was actually John Lennon's gay father:
John Lennon
>>768985803
And the oblongs, and mission hill. Fuckin good tunes.
>>768985831
You mean his WWI veteran grandfather, John Lennon
>>768986035
Pretty sure you mean his WWI veter grandfather’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate, John Lennon
>>768986352
veteran*
>>768986352
I'm certain it's his Napoleon era veteran brother's cousin's neice's roomate's husband who's a WWI veteran nephew's daughter's son, John Lennon
>>768980455
moar
>>768987653
i look so weird here and was seriously sleep deprived, my eyes just say it
God
>>768988146
I'd finger ur bum
pic a few years old
>>768989681
but thatd b gay
>>768990420
It's okay, you can be the girl, that way it's not gay
>>768988146
qt, blue eyes master race
>>768990579
i just want a hug
>>768990783
thank u
>>768991073
d'aww :3
*hugs*
we can just cuddle then
>>768991073
Now flip over and post bum
>>768989818
you need to be 18 to be here faggot now show your cute young bussy
>>768981111
quadrunner ( - __---]
>>768991181
yess
>>768991256
but thats rly gay
>>768991753
It's only gay if our balls touch, now do it
>>768991753
You're adorable anon. I hope you find a qt to cuddle with and dress up and be cute together
>>768991862
but im scared
>>768992315
You've already posted your face, a butt is nothing
>>768992307
i have pics where i look like a literal little kid its so gay, no girl my age takes me srsly
Here ya go
>>768992376
Omg plz post you're too cute. I'm sorry I don't have a vagina cause I'd be all over you
>>768989818
lil xan
>>768992594
you saying I look like lil' xan?
>>768992503
its embarrassing tbh not even facial hair looks good on me
>>768979388
Me
>>768979388
>>768992356
but thats going tooo far
>>768992797
You gotta find one of those virgin-breaker girls, the ones who get off on the cute innocent ones. Or maybe a female pedo or a MILF.
How old are you even? If you're not even mid 20's yet don't worry about it. I was baby-faced til I was like 26.
>>768992797
suck my dick pls
>>768993115
post dick
you cunts are so fucking cancer literally drop a computer on your fucking head
>>768979388
>>768993122
this HAS to be a Photoshop of that cringe food reviewer guy in a suit
>>768993115
I had the same thing going on at your age. The baby-face will go away, don't worry. Enjoy it while it lasts if you can, it's fucking cute.
>>768981035
Fuckin' necromancy, nice dude
Am I sexy?
>>768993207
>>768993230
but thats gay
>>768993510
yaa. i just hope i wont end up looking weird if im 30 or smth
>>768993937
it is time for bonding
>>768994024
You'll probably end up handsome and youthful, it's something to be happy about. You'll be just fine anon.
Probably the only legit post in this thread
>>768994161
Holy shit! What a faggot!!!
>>768994415
That face says /b/ all over it!
>>768994150
its just rly confusing because sometimes i feel like i dont fit in with people my age
Rate my gecko
>>768994670
Yea, I can understand that. Some people go full jaw-line and beard mode when they're like 18 and some people stay all bab-faced until they're like 30. You get to be the bab-faced one. I was lucky to have some friends that were similar though. I know one whose 27 and he still gets ID'd sometimes.
If all my friends were chisel-faced adonises I'd feel a bit weird too.
>>768994801
mlem
>>768993510
You have beautiful lips.
>>768992797
Discord?
>>768995132
Thanks anon :3 my younger self thanks you too. I'm actually kinda self-conscious about my lips, so that means a lot.
>>768995672
actual ron weasly
>>768995040
mhmm oh yeah i forgot to say that u look good too. im just so nervous about the future.
>>768995488
ive deleted it awhile ago, though i may create a new one. but idk who u r
>>768995776
lol, yeah, I get Ron Weasley and Ed Sheeran a lot.
>>768995890
Ayy thanks anon. And man, either you get manly or you stay adorbs, and there are plenty of women/men/attack helicopters who would love either of those outcomes.
>>768993001
cooldad/10
>>768994488
I can sense your envy.
Married for 20 years. It’s the least I can do.
>>768995672
yeah those are nice nice dick sucking lips
i want a cuck boy in me
>>768998084
And they'll never touch your dick. How does that make you feel?
>>768998183
Oh I'll put a boy in you
>>768989818
is actually cute wtf
How's it goin' bros!?
>Using PewDiePies old intro
KILL ME
Hiya b
>>768999187
cute boy
>>768999187
ur bretty qt
>>768999316
Girl, lol... Just really tiny boobs
>>768999333
Thanks anon
>>768999511
Post them
>>768999187
aye gurl. u cute.
>>768999511
prove it.
>>768999001
thanks lol im sure your p cute
>>768999765
>>768999656
No, never face and nudes in the same thread.
>>768999732
Thanks anon!
>month old
>>768989818
I found you ;)
Sup fags
>>768999935
no ur a fagget ;D
Can’t show face for certain reasons
me
>>769000589
Maybe don't go into a FACES of b thread den?
>>768993937
>>768994027
>>768979662
You look like quite the gentleman.
What's good fam?
>>769001336
You a blood or something?
>>769001495
Straight goodd
>>769001336
What it do!?
>>769001336
Hope you’re not flying colors in public or even stacking. 12 will jump on someone who’s got a flag
>>769002347
I'd like to see em try fam
>>768985495
Get banned
>>769002593
You bitch ass baby face aint in a god damn gang get the fuck outta here
The board sucks tonight because of the shitty attitudes of some of you in here. Get your heads down and cut some zeds.
>>769002756
wtf is this even a picture of
>>769002790
Me.
sup fellas
>>769002696
I love your salt. Please cry more, it's entertaining.
>>768979388
That man has handsome eyes. Looks like a nice guy too.
>>769002832
How's your boss m8 =/
>>769003019
he died last night at 730pm.
>>769002931
You're fucking white most whites in "gangs" are shit like KKK or the aryan brotherhood so stop trying to act like a nigger and take that red shit off
>>769002593
They profile the fuck outta people in Chicago they love to see people with colors
>>769002820
>cheeky
>>769003185
Fuck bro, I'm so sorry to hear that. How you holding up man?
>>769003941
its rough. everything just feels stupid and i dont know what to do. no job plus no father figure/friend and there just isnt anything to do. a friend is visiting but hes becoming frustrating cuz hes playing dumb about certain arrangements we made and its making things hard for my roommate and means i wont be allowed to have more visitors later and everything just always hurts and i cant breathe.
>>768980147
Where is this cat from?
>>769003754
cheeky nandos
>>769004554
Courage the cowardly dog
>>768983258
Cut your hair so people dont automatically write you off as an immature hot topik faggot or a fringe culture ex con
am i acceptable
>>768979388
rate me
DUIT!
>>769004166
Can't imagine what that must be like. I wish you strength through this tough time. For your friend, you should try to tell him to go fuck him self tactfully and whatnot and that his Bullshit isn't helping. Sometimes you gotta speak your mind or people will walk on you, inadvertently or otherwise. Sorry man I'm kinda incoherent cause many alcohol but I hope I at least made sense as pointless as my post might be.
>>769005490
nah i get it. we had a talk about it tonight but hes pretending he doesn't remember and now saying he'll get to it 'eventually' that hes warming up to it, but its 1 week and a half into a 3 week stay so if he waits for the last day thats bullshit ya know?
>>768979662
kek
when I was younger
Sure I'll bite
>>769005122
You are...
appropriate
>>769005866
thank you for your evaluation
kek
>>768980577
Lose some weight. You can do it.
>>769006168
More recent
Im da jokah baby
>>769005820
Mew
>>768979388
>>769006168
mankey
>>769005770
machoke
>>769005964
cubone
>>768999935
purugly
>>768993122
Marry me reviewsis
>>768979388
I don't believe you really look this way I sure don't that I do not
>>769006884
magnemite
>>769005560
Yeah. Ya gotta try and put your foot down in a nice way. Can't be easy but it buddy doesn't get his shit together, maybe getting mad is your only option. Hopefully it's not necessary tho
>>769007062
growlithe
>>769006487
grimer
>>769007177
Ahahaha
Pic in background related >>769003754
>>769002790
>>769002756
sup
>>768980455
You look kind of like Cillian Murphy in that picture.
>>769007689
ya he has those pretty eyes. though i dont look good as him
Getting pretty tired... I think ima head to sleep
>>768979388
FUCK FAGGOTS, IM A VATO EATING TACOS WITH MY HOMIE PACO! IM FUCKING JIM CARREY THO
https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/5eyes
>>769007553 182
FUCK FAGGOTS, IM A VATO EATING TACOS WITH MY HOMIE PACO! IM FUCKING JIM CARREY THO
https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/5eyes
>>769007689788
FUCK FAGGOTS, IM A VATO EATING TACOS WITH MY HOMIE PACO! IM FUCKING JIM CARREY THO
https://soundcloud.com/user-654527299/5eyes
>>769007061
getting mad will not accomplish anything and will just defeat the purpose. its already too late at this point.
R8 me, don’t be gentle
>>769008895
Nvrmnd I guess
Fat oldfag here
>>769009851
You enjoy anything by them after the hate album ?
>>769010981
SIEG HEIL
>>768985010
NUJEW!
>>769012234
Dad?!
>>769012581
Make sure she gives you a little head
Just released from prison, 3 yrs
>>769012581
NIGGA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>769013793
What's it like in lockup?
