ITT: MILITARY THREAD
I know some of you degenerates served a little bit. So post
>country
>branch
>job
>rank
>time in service
I'll start
>USA
>USMC
>0311/Infantry
>LCpl
>4 years
Pic related
Alright
> France (inb4 surrender jokes)
> Ground forces - Transmissions
> Section Leader
> Lieutenant
> 3 years
Go back to eating crayons in the smoke pit
>>768964379
SSgt called, he said come to the CP now
>USA
>Navy in b4 faggot jokes
>IT
>PO2
>2 1/2
I tried joining but PTSD
i just wanted to live, breathe, eat, shit, fuck, and kill in uniform.
>US
>Army
>11B
>SSG
>13
Get fucked
>>768964614
>get fucked
>Army
>>768964614
Lol nah, I bet you've seen some shit, so welcome to the thread bro
>>768964614
Get fucked? 13 year ssgt - This fuckin guy
>>768964988
I did it it 2
>inb4 the Navy SEALs and S.A.S commandos start popping up
>>768964170
Nice. Any nudes?
>>768965732
Not him but I have a spicy folder to satisfy my uniform fetish...
>USA
>Navy
>PO3
>HM
>3 years
I've seen enough marine dicks for a lifetime. Stop doing dumb shit. Also I've found the best way to earn marine respect is drink them all under the table and still be in shape to do a fuck you ruck at 0500 and perform IVs while hungover as piss. God bless my shitty existence.
>ISRAEL
>navy
>served one year and still serving
can't say much more
>>768964170
>country
Germany (no goose stepping involved)
>branch
Army (forest & meadows wild hog)
>job
Gunner, Ranger and reserve administration for Home Defense regiments in Northern Germany
>rank
Corporal
>time in service
Mandatory 1 year term as conscript
>>768965822
Moar plz
>>768966201
Prepare yourself, I have a BIG folder.
Whats the deal with the national guards and how come I rarely hear of them?
USA
Air Force
3POx1 / Security Forces
Ssgt / E5
2005 - 2015
USA
Army
Was 19k (Tank crewmen) now 13F (Forward Observer)
SSG
11yrs.
Retirement cant come soon enough.
>>768965732
Naw son
>>768965963
That's pretty accurate
>>768966397
>nat'l guard
Not real
>>768966806
OH shit I gotta buddy who's a fister, but he's a guardsmen
USA
USN
FC
E-5
10 Years
>US
>Army
>Analyst
>MAJ
>2003-present
>Sweden
>Army
>Sergeant
>17 years, mostly reserves
>>768967061
Sirs lurk?
>be dumb american
>fail high school
>cant afford to go to college
>go to military
>invade goatfuckers for oil
>get shot
god bless america
>>768967157
Kek. I’m sure you already know that officers have as many degenerates as the enlisted ranks.
>>768967258
Thank you for your serbus
>>768967305
Good point hahahah
>US
>NAVY
>MT
>E4/MT3
>Hit 2 years next month
>>768966201
Did you cum already?
>>768967351
How tf do you guys hit E4 so fast??
I'll bite
>USA
>Air Force
>Cyber Systems Technician
>A1C
>almost 2 years
>>768966893
What do you mean it's not real? Is it not considered a military branch?
>>768967417
suck your superiors meaty cocks, you've already proven low self worth and intelligence by enlisting, whoring yourself out for something worthless is the only next logical step.
Is there any shame in joining the reserves?
You idiots know this is Russia trying to get info and will prob doxx you in your sleep.
>Also daily reminder blacks control the Illuminati and are the true Jews.
>>768967545
Nope kek
>>768967578
Shoulda joined another branch
>>768967629
Absoloutely
>>768967258
No one can afford to go to college here. Thing about the military though is it can get you in touch with people who try to succeed in life, least I can say the air force does.
>>768967780
>americans actually believe this
Good thing the propaganda is still working eh. Invading third world countries is definitely bravely defending your home and freedoms
>>768967634
Russia???
>>768967909
>1433 instead of 2.33
how's bootcamp going?
>>768968082
It went well, my DI hazed me today so I'm gonna go kill myself tonight
>>768967634
>Gathering intel on /b/
>>768968195
Make sure to refer to people who arent in the military as 'Civvies' in your suicide note. "Civvies don't get the pressure of serving our great country. I could die at any minute. I would rather go out on my own terms. Semper fi"
Feel free to use my example you crayon addicted waste of space
>>768968357
Thank you. You have blessed me with this, I will now go kill myself with my statuette of Chesty's cock
>>768967875
Some younger guys may believe this but also they don't care, they're only there for the job and to look cool/get the pussy. It's the same everywhere, you can't pretend like it isn't. My family from Ukraine or friends from Canada, Germany whatever is the same.
It's the senators and lobbyists that are the problem not some schmuck in the army who barely passed his GED.
>>768967545
Any active duty grunt will tell you the same thing. Military Standards get highly relaxed in the part time world
>>768968567
Anon speaks truth
>>768968619
But is it a bad choice?
>>768967258
>be Europoor
>welcome refugees
>go to secondary school
>report rape of classmate by muhammad
>get arrested for racism
Truly the European dream
>>768964170
>The best one
>The best one
>2w0x1 Munitions Systems specialist
>SrA
>4 years
Also I’d you follow any sort of US a news guess where I am
>>768968734
Not if you want to get a taste for the military
>>768968805
Kek
terrorist thread for terrorists
USA
Army
19d scout
Ssg
9 years
Got meded out
>>768964170
>>768968805
>ammo
What's your favorite flavor crayon?
>>768964567
They all say that
>>768967351
Subs?
>>768964170
>USA
>Army
>15W Unmanned Aircraft Systems Operator
>SSG
>10 years
>>768964170
>Latvia
>Mechanized infantry bde
>Comms operator
>private
>3 years
Fucking 3 years still a private.. fml
>>768965631
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768964170
>Ma's basement
>Call of Duty
>Sniper
>Master Prestige
>9 days
>>768970569
they make you wear Minecraft uniforms?
>>768964170
I'm going to call you a boot, because you are, and you're going to get mad, or you'll get over it. Your reaction is a reflection of your character. I used to be like you. Salty Lance. Then I grew up through my shadow. Don't drown yourself in alcohol like the rest do. Deal with your insecurities, anger, denial. You'll wake up when you're ready. Or this whole thing falls on deaf ears and the world keeps turning while you sleep. All will be learned in time. Good luck.
USA
Navy (Submarines)
ETR1
E-6(Made it in 6 years)
Been in 8 years.
>>768970569
Yeah Radiomen! No Comms no Bombs! Love from your USA brothers,
>>768964504
What's being an IT in the navy like? I'm thinking of enlisting as an IT
>>768970751
>actual advice
Thanks man. Tbh I'm getting out soon so I probably am a boot, especially because I've only done a MEU. But hey I did my time and had fun doing it
>>768969776
Your crayon joke gets funnier each time you say it :^)
>US
>Army
>13B cannonier crewmember
>Cpl. left as a specialist
>4 years
pic unrelated
>Nigger
>Nigger
>Nigger
>E-Nigger
>4 Niggers 5 Jews
>> JAJFFKSKEKCKS
>USA
>USN
>STG (Sonar Technician)
>E5
>4 years
>>768971767
E-nigger is a pay grade not a rank you piece of shit.
push
>>768971879
Ships tour gide. To much of a pussy to be a Submariner.
>Murica
>USMC
>Radio Tech 2841
>Cpl
>5yrs
>>768972101
Too much of a pussy to be fucking bored out of my skull surrounded by sweaty stinky repressed meatheads locked in a metal dildo? Nah I'm good.
>Nigger
>Nigger
>Nigger
>E-Nigger
>4 Niggers 5 Jews
>>768972101
No, i just like pussy too much to be a submariner
>>768972280
>Article 4 Free Inhabitant
>Confederate Army of the Article 4 Free Inhabitant
>Free Man On The Land
>Free Inhabitant
>My whole life
Molon Larbe
>>768964170
USA
US ARMY
13D Field Artillery Tactical Data Systems Specialist
E-2
2007-2011 deserted in 2008 came back in 2010 deserted again in 2010 and came back 2011 when I was finally kicked out
>>768972280
Mmmmmhm. Keep teling yourself that. I understand that a sailor with an ASVAB score of 43 couldnt come up with a better excuse.
>>768972482
>deserted
>i suppert r treps
Fucking retard burgers
>>768972577
>I understand
Which is to say, not much.
>>768972482
Fucking scum bag
>>768964170
USA
Army
24B - network tech
6 years
No bonus but it was the job I wanted and doing just fine now.
>5 staw genewal
>retard amerifat legion
>2 and half banana sticker toot toot
>5 STAW GENAL
>jesus birthday
>>768972646
Your cute. Keep going
>>768964170
US
Good grades, so didn't have to
$125,000/yr
Civilian
Long enough
>>768972482
You are a fucking idiot. Can you even own a gun anymore?
>>768964170
the truth
>>768967258
>>fail high school
Pretty much mandatory to have a highschool diploma people with GEDs rarely get accepted faggot doubt you have either
>>768972939
wait until we need troops for war again, they'll be back to accepting overweight junior high dropouts that can't spell their own names
>>768972912
Depends. I did very well on my ASVAB and got some pretty sweet assignments. If you want to turn bolts for a living it’s gonna be a hard time either way.
>>768972912
apparently smart enough to take your tax dollars.
Work for me bitch, you're my little pay piggy
>>768972805
>Your
you too fren
>>768972912
mfw when it's easier to get into college than into the military
>>768972912
Do you weight more or less than 300lbs?
>>768973250
lol I actually have constitutional rights and I'll always make more money than you ever will, slave.
>>768969776
The one that tastes like beer
>>768973615
That’s an assumption but I’d bet on the honorably discharged officer making more than 4chan troll.
>>768972912
MEMES
Because you're too stupid to look for actual facts
>>768971488
Heil Hitler, brother
>>768973878
>That's an assumption
>>768964170
>USA
>USN
>P8 Pilot
>LTJG
>3 years
>>768973970
No it was a bet.
>>768964170
USofMFA
Army
Counterintel
SGT
4 years
---------
Contractor for 3 years after with L3/Titan
>>768973989
Sweet job!
>>768965963
hm3 in 3 years not bad. have fun never making chief
>>768973615
and I'll not work a day and take that money little pay bitch.
yum yum tax dollars ;^) thanks for the food tonight pal
>>768967258
Thank you for your cervix.
>>768967056
how was your captains mast?
>>768974125
Thanks! It’s a blast every day. VP5 Mad Foxes out of Jax.
>>768964170
>Us marnie
>Pog
>Fuck kt
>29 dessert
>>768967305
Lol true LTJG USN here.
>>768974143
Go Submarine IDC and you will make chief.
>>768974630
no thanks, I like changing the dvd out and chasing gerbils
>>768967629
I don’t think so. You’re doing something. Who knows you might like it, and do some active time. Plus you might have more to offer people in the civilian world. But one weekend a month, and two weeks a year, you get to go be a badass.
>>768964170
Semper Fi Marine
>>768964170
> Russia
> Aerospace Defence Forces
> Communication technician
> Private
> 1 year
US Army
154C, 153B
Yup
Ret.
>>768967578
There's pushbutton e-4 in the navy.
>>768964170
any plans on what to do when you are out?
also how gay is the marines? do you see a lot of dicks?
USCG
CS..cook
PO1
12 years
>Switzerland
>Panzer division
>recon / squad marksman
>the lowest one
>around 10 month but since it's a militia i go back each year for a month
>USA
>army
>infantryman
>SGT
>11 years
>>768978007
That MG42 is making ny dick hard.
>>768979292
that's no mg42, it's an MG 51/71 in 7.5x55, it's what would have happened if Rolex made a machine gun
>>768978007
You ready to fight the onslaught of refugees after the get rid of Merkel?
>>768977207
I'm applied to a college in Florida
It's not terribly gay
All the time
>>768964170
>USA
>Navy
>Medical corpsman
>E-6
>Currently enlisted.
USA
Navy
SEAL Team 3
E-6
BUD/s Class 314
4 Years
>>768964170
USA
USMC
POG af
PFC
4 months... still at MCT at the moment
>USA
>Navy
>LS
>E5
>6 years
US
Air Force
Comm
E3
1 year
>>768964170
If you were at MCRD I managed the mess hall you ate at
>>768964170
UK
Command Post
Royal Arty
4 years
Lance jack
does conscription count?
>SG
>Army Intelligence
>UAV operator
>Corporal (First Class)
>2 Years
HA all of you faggots can't top mine
>USA
>Army JROTC
>Battalion XO
>Major
>4 years
Seriously, fuck JROTC but thank you all for serving
>>768980636
PI or SD? I was there Jan- April I probably saw you if you were at Parris island
anyone who joins the military is a stupid fucking faggot
>>768973989
holy shit you fly a poseidon? fuckin cool
>>768970569
Nice unibrow tho private.
>>768981215
I should have said cadet Major because I wasn't a real Major
>>768971304
Just don't
>>768964170
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768964170
Fuckin boot
>>768964170
>USA
>Navy
>Torpedoman's Mate (submarines)
>PO2
>3 years
The amount of borderline homo-erotic shit I've seen is mind blowing
>>768980210
>medical corpsman
hmmmm
>>768980218
Sorry about extortion17
I knew one of the pilots
Chaffetz fucked up that hearing up
The InnKeeper
C-91 CH-47 AQC
>>768980636
Were you there 4 years ago?
I feel bad for any marine stationed at 29 palms. Fuck that place
>>768974204
Never even went to drb.
>>768967157
Sirs
>>768974376
Feminine penis?
>>768973064
We have been at war non stop since 9/11.
>U.S. army
> E4
>weekend warrior
>MOS 88k watercraft operator
>does navy shit for the army.
>>768966806
Sounds just like my NCO
USA
Army
13F
One of them ranks before Specialist (they all the same)
Still in
mfw you make 95k/year as a civilian doing the same thing you did in the military
>>768985113
Very relatable
>>768985113
Not allowed to shoot people then move onto their neighbors on th civilian side
>>768985113
And also lose about 30k worth of benefits
>>768973473
truth
>US
>Air Force
>KC-10 Pilot
>1LT
>2.5 Years
inb4 chairforce jokes
>>768986004
Needing metal healthcare at 22
>>768985113
Contract work?
