And I just won!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
And I just won!
>>768960324
but at what cost Chris?
>>768960324
What did he win?
>>768960325
Needs to be updated.
>>768960326
>>768960327
Fangirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5x4cJGQ6m4
>>768960324
I was browsing the CWC wiki the other day and looking at a picture of Chris Chan and my girlfriend said "wow, that guy looks just like you. Is he your cousin or something?"
I've been depressed ever since.
>>768960329
>>768960324
I love watching this clip. It's like being on a roller coaster right before it drops off
>>768960330
>>768960329
This fat tub of shit better be the next big troll. I've been waiting for something like this
>>768960330
Ouch
>>768960330
I'm sorry.
>>768960330
i might just have to end it all if that was me
>>768960329
jesus, the story that never ends
>>768960329
>girl
>>768960329
>Little
>Amy
>>768960324
been gettin all these crazy damn calls, whatta ya doin
>>768960324
My favorite part of this story is how there was two winners, one girl who shared her prize shopping spree with her friends and Chris who hoarded it all for himself.
>>768960330
topkek
>>768960342
He was taught all his life to be selfish and share nothing. I want barb to die so bad so the homeless arc can begin.
>>768960324
where did it all go so wrong
>>768960345
When his parents let a kid changed his name.
>>768960329
>it's not very pleasant hehe I know
they're going to fuck with Chris I know it
>>768960345
From his birth.
>chris will die in your lifetime
>his death will be livestreamed and the last moments in his life will be documented down to the smallest details
>>768960324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
>this one guy who still doing documentary about him
The whole story is really sad, I did not except that. I know that he fuck up and did many bad things but still. Maybe Chris would be normal if his parents did try more.
How could CWC have been saved /v/?
>>768960330
>and my girlfriend
>guy looks just like you
your girlfriend find Chris attractive?is she a 3/10?
>>768960351
I remember reading the wiki for the first time and being in hysterics at everything I read.
Watching that documentary and listening to some of the conversations Chris had, especially in the last episode, somehow make him shoving his medallion up his ass stop being funny
>>768960325
I just watched an innocent child become a monster in seconds.
>>768960355
Will Kingdom Hearts be released July 13th?
>>768960324
>Seen this clip posted several times
>Always thought he was 7 or 8 in it
>It turns out he was 12
Autism is a hell of a thing.
>>768960356
a mentally ill child.
>>768960355
will mobas and battle royales die soon?
>>768960345
It was all a work for sympathy. The way Chris tells it he went up for a check up for the flu and the Doc pops his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg
>>768960352
He couldn't. He was destined go down but he choose the long and hard way into oblivion
Christine is married by the way
>tfw cwc actually passes as a female, but only as that 58 year old aunt you never want to see and smells like cigs and depression
>WE NEED MONEEEEEYY..AARRGHHH SEND US MONEY
>>768960345
He came what we were supposed to become, thus preventing us from becoming him.
>>768960354
I look like Chris in the face somewhat she said. I'm 6'4" and /fit/ but I can't change my face. I'm the same age as CWC (few years younger), but I look like him in the face from ages ago, apparently.
>>768960344
goL-A iH
>>768960355
Will she come back?
>>768960355
>>768960351
It's heartbreaking how little help there is for severe autists. I knew a 30 year old more autistic than CWC whose parents would take to eloctroshock therapy to zap the autism out. Big surprise it turns out that fucked him up more. He'd just punch walls all day.
>>768960364
nah, even they are hotter
I'M WORKIN' ON IT
>>768960352
He might've been better off if his parents had sent him to a school for tards instead of public school.
>>768960355
will i find her soon?
>>768960355
Will I get a 1?
a reminder.
>>768960367
Grow a beard and groom it properly.
>>768960363
christine doesn't exist
it's a social media character
>>768960367
The fact that you haven't used this to call yourself Solidus Chris and become a legend among the autists disappoints me greatly
>>768960376
Objective proof that only complete retards like shadman.
>>768960376
Truly she is /our gal/
>>768960373
It depends. Some tard places are insane. Like that place that puts shock collars on kids
>>768960330
>>768960325
horrifying and extremely depressing.
This is what happens to a man when he's sheltered by his guardians and lives his entire life a horny virgin.
>>768960376
Jeez Chris chan kind of makes me sad some times.
I know he's a piece of shit autistic asshole, but the people trolling him went too far many many times.
Maybe... the trolls became... the real autists...
CURSED!!!!!!!!!
>>768960345
the kid never had a role model and didn't work a day in his life. A receipt for failure.
>>768960329
Damn coppercab look like dat!
>>768960330
>>768960388
FORGIVENESS BLESSING
>>768960345
when people decided to actually ruin an autistic kids life instead of leaving him alone
>>768960324
>>768960325
I think it's time to switch timelines and try again guys
>mfw listening to all the shit Bluespike told him to do and all the threats he made
That kid was a sociopath.
>>768960389
>never had a role model
You're forgetting the bear.
>>768960389
>Never worked a day in his life
Wrong
>>768960393
>IT WAS THE TROLLS
i use to root for chris but now he is a giant asshole
what does chris have to do with video gaming anyway?
>>768960380
I can't pull off the voices of Solid and Liquid Chris. Besides, CWC is above trolling these days. The only laughs to be had in the CWC extended universe are from angering the autistic spazlords on kiwi farms.
>>768960355
Would I, one day, be happy?
I am positive he became self-aware recently and he's just rolling with it now. The stuff he says and does today are too..shitposty for a lack of a better word. He posts ahegao faces on twitter, his texts are more relaxed although very sexual in tone. It's not like his life is now better though.
>>768960399
>now
>>768960388
why is he purple?
>>768960399
He was always a giant asshole. That's what autism is.
>>768960398
>the trolls literally had no impact in his psyche
Whatever you say, my dude.
>>768960400
He is /v/ incarnate.
>>768960400
newfag.
>>768960376
>>768960324
i wonder what makes someone decide "yup. it's time for me to post a cwc thread again"
>>768960400
Chris invented Let's Plays as we know them today.
>>768960407
>blaming the trolls instead of his parents
>>768960411
Because these are fun threads and we like to talk about his antics. Hide it if you don't like it, he's related to video games.
And I just placed fourth at evo dood *snort*
>>768960394
>>768960399
He was always a fuckface.
>>768960341
well who are youuuuu?
>>768960366
Pretty effective warning example.
>>768960408
>>768960409
What he means is why cant you take this shit back to your containment site kiwi farms?
>>768960413
That's like saying you got a man with a knife wound in his gut and you start punching him in the face. It's definitely not the biggest problem the guy has but it's certainly not helping
>>768960381
literal poetry
>>768960395
that shit made me remember how brutal kids can be sometimes
tfw still no boyfriend-free girl
>>768960330
Post pics for comparison.
>>768960416
I honestly cant tell if there are still people using that image unironically
>>768960413
>>768960407
His current mental state and over autism is a culmination of everything, you little brainlet.
His parents, his own half working brain, the trolls and the general autism that is the internet all lead up to him becoming what he is today.
>>768960395
Bluespike was like 13, too. That guy has to be fucked up now or in jail.
>>768960405
Oh my god anon, you can't just ask someone why they're purple.
>>768960400
Chris is the original poster boy of manchildren. Since anime and video games are the only thing manchildren know, it's natural that he is accepted here as the official mascot of /v/
>>768960397
where did he work?
>>768960407
All he had to do was stop making videos and quit acting like a retard, all that did was make people want to harass him more for his crazy antics.
>Weird internet stalkers have gotten bored of Chris-chan and have started moving onto others
kiwicow forums when
>>768960370
Its sad because no one wants to admit there's a serious problem until they grow up and dont grow out of it.
>>768960431
four chin
>>768960355
What's the doc?
>>768960431
subway
>>768960437
No, he worked at Wendy's and apparently scared kids with his Donald Duck impression and got fired.
>>768960491
It was Burgerking
Well at least the mod didn't delete the thread
What if it was all just a long term prank?
thread was moved to /b/ LOL
>>768960515
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Wendy%27s
>>768960432
You nigger. He's a LITERAL retard.
He's LITERALLY a fucking retarded idiot.
The trolls are just as, if not more, autistic as him.
>>768960515
Nah it was Wendy's. I only know because I've been watching that documentary on youtube.
>>768960324
ugh. I just watched like an hour of youtube videos on this dude. I'm obsessed and just feel sad now.
>b
Well, I kinda expect that.
>>768960432
>implying the autistic kid should know when to stop
you must be as autistic as he is if you honestly think this
>>768960550
you cant fake the disappointment in his father's face
>>768960588
If he was retarded, he would be fucking institutionalized, you fucking cunt.
>>768960550
>>768960330
this
this just made joining this thread worth every second of scrolling that is too come
>>768960702
Looks like he got pranked too :^)
I am convinced that Chris is in fact, the greatest troll ever in the history of the world, and first started to plan his magnum opus of trolling as a child when he refused to speak for years.
>>768960724
Well, fucker, if all retards are institutionalized, why aren't you in an institution?
>>768960801
>you're even more autistic than he is
>>768960801
>autistic child genius troll
It makes sense.
>>768960845
Because I'm clearly not retarded. Never have I seen someone shoot themselves in the foot this bad.
>/b/
so whats been going on with him lately?
i know hes being begging for mortgage money
barb looks like unblinking death
i alluded to losing a lot of money which is why he has to beg for money
>>768960998
Fucking brainlet mods moving /ourguy/ to /b/.
>>768960412
How so ? Are you talking about his animal crossing documentary ?
>>768960951
That's exactly how Chris Chan feels.
>>768960342
>implying he had friends
>>768960550
Every thread someone asks this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE
>incredibly injured cat is lost again
WTF CWC
>>768960868
>>768960890
I may have proof, to boot. Here is a rare video in which you can see him as a normal guy being filmed by a friend. Notice how he speaks like a normal person and wears the fashion of a typical mid 2000's young adult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE
>>768960344
>homeless arc
I wonder if he can still grow beard.
>hobo with a taintpussy
Imagine.
>>768960363
>ah ok
got a smirk outta me
it's like nothing fazes the people that follow him anymore
beautiful
>>768961340
>I tell ya hwat
That boy ain't right.
>>768960363
CWC is now half-black half-native american half-pokemon and white.
>>768961715
don't forget half hedgehog
>>768961340
It's like an hybrid of manatee and mallcore goth who'd have put on those stupid sleeve tattoos and spiked bracelets after his mom dropped him off at school to show how edgy he is. Holy shit.
THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/lB2r78KIdsQ
Also, aren't you guys fucking enraged that you'll never be as much of a pussy slayer as pic related? Have you ever met a man so alpha that he straight up DEMANDS that girls be 18-21 and white in order to be allowed to even TALK to him. Chris is the ORIGINAL CHAD.
>>768960363
>>768961715
>>768961775
The muttest of mutts.
>>768960341
poor bob... He tried his best which is already something nowadays
>>768961861
deleb dis
>>768961997
He had good taste too, listened to jazz and was a man of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2F43gEgGo
>>768961997
the fact that he lived through life like this is a big deal
>>768961997
The problem is that he just didn't know how to raise a kid, let alone a handicapped one like Chris.
>>768960414
no he's not and now this thread is on /b/ where it belongs. please keep it that way
>>768962262
and barb is fucking crazy too
>>768960355
Will we ever be together
>>768962208
Not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMvH6bGnn7Q
>>768960361
>vaderposting in a Chris Chan thread
Why?
>>768962372
Holy shit
>>768961193
Who was filming this?
>>768960346
>When his parents let a kid changed his name.
>let a kid changed his name.
>let a kid changed
Can't be worse than your parents let a kid use PC?
>>768962593
A troll posing as his fan, gave him a script, a soul patch and couple of tattoo sleeves to make him look alpha, and made a video of it.
Next day Chris admitted the video was all made up.
>>768962372
Fuck me, they all need fitting with straight jackets.
>>768962944
no that's just jackie chan
>>768960330
>>768962372
Barbara finally sees clearly what she has created. And she cant look away anymore.
Shes NOT EVEN blinking
>>768962372
Holy fuck is that really Barb ?? She dropped a shit ton of weight. Can't even call her Snorlax anymore
>>768963340
Shes dying anon. And the fucking ghoul tranny she raised is tormenting her for her sins
Just got here. Is he really dead this time?
>>768962208
Finally civilians are respecting /ourboy/ smiggles
>>768962372
Adam Lanza - kills 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2F43gEgGo
Nikolas Cruz - kills 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMvH6bGnn7Q
>>768963617
Unfortunately they are not entirely off their rockers, those are paid video requests
>>768963417
>Tormenting her for her sins
But it's always been like that Anon. From what I remember she got knocked up by Bob when they were drunk and the end result was Chris-Chan. The last 36 years have been her punishment.
>>768963617
doesn't matter. Got paid
>>768963708
>>768963729
Someone do paid request for Dimitrios Pagourtzis
>>768963729
Didn't some fag offer him money to go to bronycon or some stupid shit like that lately ? Haven't read the Cwcki in a damn long time.
>>768963729
>>768963617
>>768963708
Is Chris telling his mom who these people are?
>>768964045
I doubt Chris knows who they are.
>>768964045
Cwc does not even know who they are. You can pay him to say anything.
>>768964045
Of course not. He only cares about the money. He would sell Barbs organs in a second if he could. Autists have no souls
>>768964045
I think they're so far gone that she probably doesn't give a shit as long as they give them money. She's gonna die soon, and she knows this. And once she croaks, we'll enter Chris's darkest saga.
>>768964310
This is just like Mozart writing his requiem on his deathbed. The dark crescendo to the CWC saga is coming. Barb can see it. Can you?
>>768964310
My guess is cwc now controls everything in that house, even barb's money. Barb seems drugged and have parkinsons/dementia.
>>768964558
I can. An autistic adult tranny who spent his adulthood if not his whole life disconnected from reality, shielded from everything by his fuckup of a mom, is gonna end up an orphan, utterly alone in a world he doesn't understand and probably never understood. This is not gonna end well, especially since he confessed that he had suicidal thoughts a few years ago.
>>768965034
>orphan
>>768965105
>No mother
>No father
Then what do you call it ?
>>768964914
He's never been able to manage his own money, it would seem weird to me if he controled Barb's finances too.
>>768965393
Someone with dead parents. Orphans are children.
>>768965393
>He's never been able to manage his own money
Yep. That's why he always beg
>>768965491
My bad.
>>768965497
I can already imagine him begging for autismbux to pay for her
funeral, Barb freshly deceased by his side, only to blow all the money on goddamn Lego and Pokeman games. And Sonic-related shit, of course.
