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what's the gayest thing you've done?
why aren't you openly bisexual?
>reply or mom gets cancer
shitpasta
>>768956900
have gay sex because all the "hetero" men flock to me automatically without my doing anything. just being my butch self
>>768957125
>Fu
I usually don't go that old, but you do you, anon.
>>768956900
>what's the gayest thing you've done?
Probably fapping to tranny porn.
>why aren't you openly bisexual?
I ain't no fag, pal.
>>768957211
>>768957200
>>768956900
>>768957218
>fap to trannies
>not a fag
Pick one and only one.
>>768957218
>fapped to tranny porn
>not gay
I guess pal. You do you.
>>768956900
>why aren't you openly bisexual?
I'm not a school shooter.
>>768957286
>>768957336
why would gays want the competition. gays didnt invent no homo feminine penis balls arent touching. are you a man hating woman enabler? youre an estrogen overdosing tranny in my view. just like peterskike and that jew faggot pedo anderskike
Suck dick.
I am.
>>768957439
makes no sense
>>768957439
too bad bisexuality is in the least, the universal constant. stop sucking jewish cocaine addicted freud's clit whom invented all these words. which school shooters have come out as bi or gay? which ones are "heteros"? this is all so stupid
>>768957439
>implying that if just one bisexual is a school shooter then all of them are
SHIT LOGIC 101
>>768957644
dubs confirms
also this is a dubs thread on top of OP's thread
>be me
>hanging out in girlfriend's basement with her and another couple
>both of us guys are bi
>he looks at me and says "Carson you know what would piss both these hoes off?" I reply "What"
>he kisses me
>my crazy gf (ex now) doesn't talk to me for 2 days
>>768957644
>>768957515
>>768957495
>all these exposed mass murderers in the making
Seek help guys, it's not too late.
>>768957451
That's not even an amalgamation of words bud.
>>768957736
why did Eve fall first? hrm? satan raped her. her long hair attracts that kind of thing. this is why they should cover their hair when theyre praying. but they dont. men dont need to do that
Helped a 12yo boy bathe/shower several times
>>768956900
i replied so your mom doesn't have to get cancer because of your gayness
>>768957817
explain to me how commas would make that change its meaning or how
>gays want the competition
>women dont make you womany
>mofos are good
>gay and straight are real
or how gays invented the following:
>no homo
>feminine penis
>balls arent touching
learn to read rabbi. masons deluded you with their goddess complex real good. freud too. and his cocaine addiction whom invented all these words
>>768957736
what about being attracted to members of both genders makes someone want to kill people?
you're conflating a single correlation with universal causation, in other words you're the most retarded retard ever
probably just a mindless troll though
>>768957926
yeast infections cause all cancers
>>768957515
>freud invented the word "bisexual"
Are you seriously this fucking retarded?
>>768956900
said to my friend when I was drunk
>you know man, you are probably my best friend
instantly regret it, made me feel uncomfortable
>>768958058
gay and straight bud. im the one who said bisexuals in the least are universal constants. but i dont know who coined that particular term. maybe freud too. none of this shit matters to me. imma keep sucking on testosterone rods called men and their wangs and their delicious and nutritious dick skins. you should all restore by the way
Tried to suck my own dick.
No one else would do it for me.
That's what i get for being uncut.
Living a miserable loveless life.
Considered turning gay.
Women are trash honestly.
If you dont know what im talking about, then youve nevr had to put up with theri bullshit and beyond perfect standards
>>768958130
>satan frog
>>768958153
women have three times more cheese
>>768956900
Fucked my best friends little brother (I was 21 he was 17) wasn't a regular thing but he was very girly, once got him to wear his younger sisters clothes (she was 14).
A little back story my friends had an older sister, 2 younger brothers and a younger sister, their mother wasn't around much and was known to have "boy friends" so they'd spend alot of time alone in the house.
I had popped over to see my friend but they were out his brother was home alone I was going to leave but I figured I could have a little fun so I asked him if he wanted to have some fun while everyone was out, it was kinda cute how he would blush when I spoke about having fun with him.
Well he was up for it and locked the door and went to strip off but I stopped him and told him to get some of his sister clothes on, I told him from now on if he wanted sex he'd have to dress the part.
He's now 26 and dresses as a girl all the time and identifies as female, his family moved away about 7 years ago, since then i've fucked him twice.
Only fucked girls since, no passable traps near me but if I find one then you can bet i'd gay it up again.
>>768958153
you can't choose you're sexuality
you will be born and live your life as one of these 4
heterosexual (exclusively)
homosexual (exclusively)
bisexual (both heterosexual and homosexual)
asexual (none of the above)
>>768956900
dick
>>768958263
nope. everybody is at least bi. straight is fake. gay is a fake word but exists
i aint gay.
>>768958315
so you wear blind folds and towels at the gyms and urinals eh you cuck? how do you handle this site or any of em. or sports. or being in military. youre such a liar
>>768957987
You're really serious about this man. Did you get raped by your dad when you were a kid, and now you're sexually confused, but you need to keep this alpha facade up? You cool buddy? Need to talk?
>>768958376
your mom raped you ok. all man hating phobes are shit eating pedos. 88.7% were proven to be by boner meters. NOICE
>listen to cocaine jew freud and his ink stains and his dick cigars and tooth vaginas or be raped
k
>>768958438
Dude, you got me worried about you man. hat literally meant nothing.
>>768957895
S-story?
>>768958513
spam. i had points. you couldnt answer em. youre a tranny and a projecting one. try to run away pretending to be retarded. and saying only i was raped and never your infantile tits and period sucking. mmkay. mofo. too fucking bad. im contrarian. satan rules the air. and the vast majorities are always wrong. not my problems
>>768956900
>what's the gayest thing you've done?
Slept w a guy.
>why aren't you openly bisexual?
It wasn't my cup of tea.
I honestly fucking can’t stand bifaggots or just faggots in general really, always intrude with their degenerate perceptions that somehow normal non mentally ill people feel the same... found out one of the buddies I used to chill with is a bi-faggot, made it real clear that we’re not going to be as good friends like we used too, looking back at it, it all makes sense... the sea jokes the weird smiles, the awkward energy, fucking gay faggot
>>768958618
at least only you two have or had g spots and nobody pissed on you and called it cum like women do. why'd you act on it if it isnt for you? i dont believe you
>>768956900
Yawn
>>768958313
well I think MOST people are bi at least to some degree, I'll give you that
>hook up with older man online
>meet at his place
>pretty chill, going slow, talk a bit
>after an hour or so he asks "so, wanna go to bed?"
>sure.jpeg
>actually lights candle, gets naked
>small firm belly, shaved all over
>lies down on back
>i lie down between his legs and suck his cock, eat his ass for about an hour
>get totally lost eating his clean, shaved hole
>suck his dick again
>he cums in my mouth
>fuck his ass doggy style
>prettytight.png
>after about 2 minutes feel the urge to cum
>try to hold back, go slower
>he says "don't hold back, fuck yourself out"
>thrust as deep as i can, press my body against his back and cum buckets
>get shower, dress and leave
not too bad, in hindsight i wouldn't eat ass again though
>>768958623
mental illnesses are spiritual problems. invented again by lovely freud. kikes admitted only kikes have those. if you ditched him for finding out he is like you or anybody else youre a back stabbing woman. if you stayed with him after that for two seconds youre a half a faggot. enjoy your birth circumcision for kikes and for women. im telling you. society lies through masons to get you to do "sacred" goddess penis vagina stuff. this is why we have trannies. the virgins and the fags are just as good or sinful as the "heteros" that never and dont exist
>>768956900
Honestly just too lazy to deal with all the shit that would change in my regular group of friends and family
>friends with the lgbt group at school (read: 90% lesbians and one guy I'd be willing to fuck but he's in a poly thing with some of the worst people I know)
>mom is staunch liberal who'd parade me around on facebook
>dad would fuckin' strangle me
>>768958601
Not the person you're talking to, but I dig your style
>>768958849
weak. and why would your faggot dad who creates fags choke you. he'd be choking himself
>>768958741
this
>>768958819
Ok buddy
>>768958863
thanks. imma go blaze now. also endorsed in bible. the only sins in there that people thought were "gays" were three fold. in fact many gays were blessed in there. grabbems are sodomites. reptile worshippers (the satan frog you see on here). and "qadesh". or temple hookers. none of those are me
>>768958913
nice argument
dabbed
>>768956900
Mom's already dead, because I'm straight, posted ITT
>>768958623
was every member of Ancient Greece mentally ill, then?
you know shit about history
when homosexual acts aren't stigmatized, everyone is bisexual, deal with it
>>768956900
fucking a boy in the ass is pretty gay, right. because I've done that
i started a thread in /b/ offering prizes, then got butthurt and abandoned the thread.
not coming out because there is nothing to gain in my situation and things to lose.
also, mom already beat cancer, so no worries.
>>768959103
what? and i would have thought any "heteroness" would have saved her
>>768959168
but a pussy right beside it makes it based and nothing wrong with it then you have anal with the women anyways
>>768959210
so lying is better?
>>768956900
just moved to california and have been using grindr a lot. theres so many cuties out here and people say im pretty photogenic so its been fun.
ive already fucked 3 different trannies and have recently fucked a cute twinky emo boy i just met. its been fun and i dont care what i am im probably bi though. ive been straight my whole life.
>>768958532
He had one arm in a cast & sling and a brace thing on the other wrist so he couldnt do it by himself so had to help him, and by help I mean do everthing
>>768956900
gangbanged by 4 guys
>>768959306
decent post. authentic. ive been straight my whole life and have sex with men and men in women's clothes. i fucking hate freud so much he did more damage than almost anybody else
>>768956900
i've sucked someone off
>>768959306
>ive been straight my whole life
Sucked my best friends dick in high school.
>>768959339
a poll was done and most guys said if their buddy had broken arms they would fap them to help out. love in any marriage that is not lopsided and without "sacred" prostitution or sex is fine. onanism is failing to impregnate widowed sister in law. so if we fap. how is it such a problem to fap anybody else. we shouldny fornicate though. but militaries that are supportive of their natural gayness do better. so when we shun gay marriages we make problems. aids is also dead but only for fags. (truvada and doesnt work on women). and there's zika and yeast cancer and super gonorrhea now that only men can see. gays can also breed. and theit methods are surrogacy or artificial ones like turkey basters or fake eggs that come only from males. women came from men. that's why
>>768959306
>>768959507
i'm attracted to femininity basically. im not gonna go against what a i think is hot lmao. life is too short. if it has a dick all the better :3
>>768959531
this is very popular and happens lots. i cant even list or tell my stories. who was bigger? anybody uncut? who came harder? men piss together. stare at eachother. "test the oil" in the showers. tribute threads. circle jerks. come on here. sword fight. and etc
>>768959389
>I've been straight my whole life
>have sex with men
No. You are not straight. You are bisexual.
>>768956900
ive thought a man was attractive
>>768959661
i was making fun of how people talk and get brainwashed by jews. jews converted to become a matrilineal people. so im not down with that and they try and force everybody else to be the same way. through masonry
>>768959604
>i'm attracted to femininity
>if it has a dick all the better
Fucking hell
>>768959306
enjoy the STDs. not hating on you for fucking dudes but hookup culture is cancer
>>768956900
Sucked a bunch of dudes dicks.
Pretty cool to have a guy spunk in your mouth.
>>768959735
its always safe. use protection and i get tested every few months.
>>768959684
everybody has. and i mean everybody. you'd be broken if you couldnt tell. wangs are dangly. we're all men. we never fight. we know everything about eachother. but i can safely say all women remind me of gross shit. from youth on down. boys play with boys. no need to stop and become a baby again. women stink and nag and look like shit and caused the fall of mankind. the 144,000 in the bible are corrupted by one thing alone. vaginas
>>768959604
>>768959807
and truvada too. yep. goopy vaginas arent diseased at all. their yeast cause all cancers. but homos are diseased like him? because theyre men? ridiculous. youre talking to yet another tranny with "him". and a feminist
>>768959769
this. nice post ending in 69
About 6 years ago I hooked up with an older guy from craigslist and sucked his dick. That's pretty much it. - Only time I've ever done anything gay, and I had a girlfriend at the time. Thinking back on it, I still have no idea why I actually wanted to or why I did. Guess I'm a fucking fag deep down.
>>768959901
yep. hetero is so real that you even need to have that convo. WHO GIVES A FUCK. WHY ARE YOU FAPPING. THAT IS A DICK INSIDE A MAN'S HAND WHAT ARE YOU A MOFO OR A FAGGOT. fuck me
>>768956900
I stuck a model dinosaurs neck up my ass. Didn't really do much for me
>>768960029
impossible. only we have g spots. did you piss for some reason after like you should have came. like women do?
>>768960073
I didn't lube it right
>>768960135
ok. that's not exactly necessary but better luck next time
1. fucked my asshole to gay porn
2. i am
>>768960192
3. LONDON
>>768960009
oooooooo. why are you so hard and down on yourself. you can join every other man who's ever lived
shitonu
>>768958601
You didn't have any points for me. You were just psychotically rambling.
>>768960285
CALLING
Gayest shit I did was fap to trap.
>have long hair
>dress up in lingerie
>married guy comes over
>whips my butt with a belt
>fucks my ass
>cums on my face
>answers call from his daughter while i'm licking his cum from my face
>>768956900
i fucked a guy. i wasn't that into it after the initial excitement and lost my erection while still in his ass.
too much hair
>>768956900
Homosexual and lewd thoughts about cute boys.
>>768961092
show pics of urself
M
>>768956900
nothing
>>768961033
still makes you bi
>>768961383
No, that was literally about 8 years ago and now I'm chubby and uggo lmao
>>768960707
yeah ok. you dont understand market fundamentals or who split hairs when inventing the fucking words i said. your illiteracy doesnt make me a psycho. youre the fucking tranny enabling psycho
>>768961263
hair is very hard to get rid of i guess
>>768961391
yep. you pee in stalls like a whore. dont forget to wipe
Fuck you
>>768956900 I did you
>>768961843
so you fucked OP?
>Be 16, incredibly horny
>Never had a sexual experience before but liked both straight and gay porn
>Felt the urge to have something big knock against my tonsils
>Hit up craigslist ad posing as 18 year old
>Find older black man and write back and forth a few times.
>Shows me his cock; around 9 inches and thick af.
>I need dis.png
>Meet up at night down by a library.
>Climb in his car, his cock already out and throbbing
>Before any introductions I reached over and gently gripped him
>Slowly stroked him, using his precum as lubricant as we slowly drove down the street
>Slid into a dark parking lot and the engines are killed.
>Swallowing hard I leaned to the side, kissing and licking the fat head
>Salty but not unenjoyable.
>Wrap my lips around his tip and start bobbing, tongue wildly flicking glans
>First time but feel like a champ
>His almost immediate groaning sparks confidence
>His hand runs through my long brown locks
>Like a snack I swallow him whole, lips to the base
>Tearing up but kept him sheathed for a good 15 seconds
>Return to sloppily sliding up and down his pole
>Saliva and bile trickling messily down his shaft and onto his jeans
>My first hot load came just 3 minutes later
>He drops me off and we part ways
>Tasted cum for 24 hours i s2g
>First and only gay experience
5 years later I wanted another go only to find craigslist shut down the hookups section. Feels bad man.
>>768962071
grindr
>>768956900
Fuck off and die, faggot. Take this shit to /lgbt/.
e
>>768962219
tell us about what is so amazing about females or their personalities or skills or their bodies or genitals. maybe you can screw her ass like everybody else so you can pretend it's your best faggot buddy
>>768962219
Kill yourself, retard.
>>768961417
this
>>768962071
>engines are killed
nigga? you motherfucker in a yacht or someting?
>>768956900
fag
>>768956900
>half assedly played with a traps soft dick as they blew me
>im not THAT much of a degenerate
>>768962386
kike dyke and queef drinker
>>768962412
wat
>>768962398
none of this is degenerate and we all do shit like this. and the degnerate trannies come from extremist "hetero" liars. so there. dadfo>mofo and dadfo's dont even exist
>>768962442
>kike
a jew. jews love "hetero" bullshit
>dyke
a lesbian because you are a feminist
>queef
a pussy fart you allegedly sample on the regular like a fucken baby to go with your tit milk bottle
>drinker
sounds funnier to get gassed like you "do" by drinking things. like periods and snot and yeast and 52 other slimes. and then "her" bung hole. leave the house? encounter "faggy" shit all the time but you ignore it all and bottle your queefs and farts for drinking and sampling later
> be me 19
> hanging out one night with newish friend from uni
> joking about how both of us having a dry run in the ladies department
> he suggests we help each other out
> I'm like, 'wot? nah dude, way too wierd, please nah don't go there'
> he says 'ok, sorry bro, im cringing let's never speak of this again'
> get back to vidya
> but real tense, charged atmosphere
> someone accidentally rubs the others leg
> pretend it didn't happen?
> nah, it's on
> fucking jump on each other
> trying to rip each other's pants off
> lol we've both got our dicks out, wot now?
> you sure you wanna proceed?
> too late to go back now, we've crossed the line
> ok let's lie down, top and tail
> settle down to 69ing
> fuck the shit out of each others mouths
> he cums pretty quickly, eww tastes gross
> now he's done I can go apeshit on him
> reach down hold his head in place and powerpound his mouth
> 5 mins later handing out tissues and both swigging beer to get the taste of cum out
> pull pants back up
> ok, NOW let's never speak of this again
> went 'back there' and did that a few more times
> got comfy with it, even gave a couple risky blowies on campus
> don't regret it, was guaranteed and easy, no dramas like you get with girls
I j/o'd to a woman with broad shoulders once.
>>768958313
>everybody is at least bi. straight is fake. gay is a fake word but exists
Is being Straight a Myth?
A new study published by the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology has found that “fully straight” people don’t actually exist.
Researchers looked as the eyeballs of straight-identifying men to determine just how straight they actually were. Turns out, every single one of them was just a wee bit gay.
It’s basically a study that assesses sexual orientation by looking at the eyes and whether they dilate or not,” Ritch C. Savin-Williams, the Director of Developmental Psychology and the Director of the Sex and Gender Lab in the Department of Human Development at Cornell University
“You can’t control your eye dilation. Essentially, that’s what the whole project attempts to get at, another way of assessing sexuality without relying on self report.”
They closely monitored the eye dilation of men while showing them a range of pornographic imagery.
“We show straight men a picture of a woman masturbating and they respond just like a straight guy, but then you also show them a guy masturbating and their eyes dilate a little bit. So we’re actually able to show physiologically that all guys are not either gay, straight, or bi.”
“There are aspects [of male sexuality] along a continuum, just as we have always recognized with women,” Savin-Williams says. “Men have gotten so much cultural crap put on them that even if a man does have some sexual attraction to guys, they would never say it.”
Savin-Williams says another way of monitoring responses would be by monitoring a person’s genital arousal, but, he says “that gets a little invasive.” So they just stuck to their eyeballs.
Savin-Williams adds that while the study once again confirms that sexuality operates on a spectrum, it also finds that it’s not a binary system, which means that while someone can’t be 100% straight, they also can’t be 100% gay either.
>>768963620
Fuck off homo
No
I've done so much shit my boyfriend calls me perverted.
>>768963930
wow
>>768963965
Yup, he got drunk last night and it slipped out ha
Mind you I have been having sex since I was a boy scout, have a zoo fetish, and like to fuck in uniforms.
>>768963693
>Fuck off homo
No such thing, go back to your 'Rate my dick' threads no homo!
>>768964097
wow
>>768963425
but was he cute
>>768964097
>been having sex since I was a boy scout, have a zoo fetish, and like to fuck in uniforms.
and got the badges to prove it, bet you were popular ;)
>>768964195
I was very popular and very highly decorated
>>768964274
>tfw will never fuck a scout in uniform
man I missed out. why was I cursed to only realize i like boys at the age of 19
>>768956900
>what's the gayest thing you've done?
I regularly ride large, (very large) dildos when jerking off. I also enjoy walking around in public with large butt plugs in my ass or vibrating bullets while my cock drips pre-cum. I also jerk it to effeminate traps, fem-boys, shemales.
I don't know if it's gay, buy I really enjoy smelling nice and smooth skin. So I lather up with just so much cocoa butter. I have lotion/body wash that is cocoa butter stuff. My after shower lather is the same.
>why aren't you openly bisexual?
I've never had sex before. Guy or girl. But I'm attracted to both. Like I can go from watching a flat chested fem-boy with puffy nipples get pounded roughly to a MILF with fat tits getting milked.
As far as being open, eh. I'll keep it to myself and those who matter to me.
>>768964189
um, I suppose so. Not ugly or anything maybe 5'8- 2 inches shorter than me, short brown hair, parted on the side. Just looked like a regular everyday dude I suppose- looked like every other guy. Cant have been bad looking because had gfs befire and after but for some reason none at that time.
>>768963620
>>768964134
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>768964605
I want to go out with you lusty cock sucker
>>768964574
If only my uniform still fit. I'd be better in a scoutmaster uniform these days.
I used to pack 2 uniforms for camp - one for official scouting, one for fucking him in.
I first wetcame wearing my scout uniform, so I think that's how I got my fetish.
>>768964997
cool. (im not him). but have fun
>>768964997
Doubtful. I'm a 6'5" guy with beard and struggles to keep body hair off. Shit's a chore. But I appreciate the compliment. Also my size is a bit wasted because I think I'd enjoy being bottom more often than not. I usually am in my sexual fantasies.
>>768965184
maybe he likes you for any scruff. scruff isnt bad. if you wanna get rid of it all though, go ahead
Because sexuality is dumb, I'd have sex with just about anyone I felt sexually attracted to - just haven't been attracted to men yet.
fucked myself with my moms dildo with a condom on it.
i like the idea off being fucked but dont actually want to do or try it. also i like small cute naturally girly acting or looking guys that dont know they are gay or do but aren't openly gay either
>>768965617
lol. your mom had a dildo shes a slut
>>768956900
As a bi TV I've had plenty of sex with other TV's and a few traps but I really want a cute femboy ;)
>>768965608
good post. do you like certain dinkies? you likr yours dont you? doesnt take much of a leap to start peeking in other trousers for more of em hehehe
>>768956900
>what's the gayest thing you've done?
had sex with my best friend when i was 11...
also anal masutrbaition
>why aren't you openly bisexual?
i am
>>768956900
hhh
>>768963620
>>768964134
fucking based
Be gay
>>768965672
ur mum prolly does too. you just gotta find it
i found it by lookin for something she took from me, i was in her closet expecting to find it but i found this dildo from the 90's instead
>>768958153
I'm a 5'5" 120lb certified manlet and I've had sex with 7 girls. Anyone can do it just play in your league. Luckily I'm somewhat good looking and funny as fuck so I'm able to nail short Asian girls with whiteboy fetishes.
I've jacked off with friends and we gave each other handjobs during sleepovers when I was a tween but that was a long time ago. I'd still jack off a man but I would never fuck them.
>>768956900
jacked over trap porn
>>768956900
Enough with this shitty bot pasta.
Trap porn
>>768966565
i love you
>>768967019
youre more ballsy than most and when it comes to this or shit like renting vs mortgage i say to each their own. but dude. dont forget the g spots. i mean really isnt it kinda just like having anal with a woman? do you have any preferences for sizes or races or circ statuses? dicks do lots of things. maybe you like ceiling pointing boner angles. it's like tits only dicks bounce even more than them hehe
>>768967132
these threads without the whole "reply or" thing are best thread types ever. allow men to be men. and themselves. take a load off pardon the pun. u kno wat im sayan. tell great stories n sheit that gib massive diamond modes. more interesting or unnecessarily "taboo" than the others. and you know what making taboos does. makes people do those things even more. because making it taboo is bullshit. doesnt stop the disgustingly hard curiosity boners though
>>768966021
you're openly bi but the gayest thing you've ever done was some shit when you were 11??? fucking casuals
>>768967232
Just isn't my cup of tea. Nice repeating digits too
>>768967403
i think those posts are to make things look like a phase. to which i'd say why is it happening and does it apply to anything else? and also to make it look pedo like. which we've also discussed. meanwhile it turns out every single person is at least a proven bisexual but we got guys who would kill or roll around naked with other men to lie to themselves and basically destroy every male in the process
>>768967637
thanks. you too. i understand. but like if you ever get a boner. i wont know what is going on. so just enjoy it for me and maybe ill be looking cutesy and daft in the corner and we can do what youve done with others in future. aha. thanks for dropping by though. i bet you have lowhangers. i find only baby balls types have problems here with what we're talking about. how big are you? :). you cut? do you see what you did to me
>>768967838
lots of repeats it seems with the post numbers. merp
>>768956900
I'm a huge foot fag and one time I met a "girl" who provided services related to my fetish.
Long story short I found out I was hooking up with a trans for a week straight being dominated, receiving footjobs and openly paying for foot worship sessions. The last time I saw him he was dressed extra skimpy and I could see right into the bulge in his skirt. I've accepted the fact that I'm probably gay now I was almost still into it. They do a good job
>>768957218
Fapping to male to female trannys isn't gay, they're females.
T. bisexual tranny
Las Bormpu
replying to this thread
>>768968932
was it as good for you as it was
for me. isnt it cool that ALL OP's are faggots? when did you last have fag sex brother
>>768956900
Was gay escort. Still gay. Not bi cause axe wounds are gross.
Thank fuck I grew up with the net it made meeting other bi/gay boys/twinks easy, I have no issues being bi but I'm not looking forward to getting old cause you look at anyone younger than yourself and you are called a pedo.
There was a cruising spot not far from my bus stop, so after school each day I'd go there and play with whoever was there. It took a bit of time for them to trust me because I was kinda young, but eventually the regulars were down. Anyways, that was the place I went to growing up to get my rocks off.
>>768969411
checked. here's two cool videos i found. lots of floppy wangs surprisingly. one has foreskins. the other kinda doesnt. the guys in second vid need to restore. another one like the first one might be found by searching for "generation xcess sandbach" for more fagginess with "hetero" guys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UwYmmasXud8
>>768969501
that's not really true. and besides. lots of pics of happier looking older guys together. a 30 year old is 100% fucked no matter what or if he goes with a 20 or 25 year old? i dont think so. heteros are very pedo but dont look at selves like that. so neither should you. there's stereotypes made by same peoples that say we're whores or catty. none of em are true. or else all men would be whores and catty. aka women? aka women we stay away from? society is so fucked honestly. and we didnt drive us here. they did
>>768969841
ffs. i forgot to put one. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC8yh4ngpoAso1KdIqw6YevQ
reverse the first and the second thingies i was talking about there now
Let's find out. Where y'all twinks at?
>>768970098
right here friendo. we should have left
our dick pics or some skypes
Find this in your bedroom...Fuck I couldn't resist that.
>>768962071
Enjoy your aids.
>>768970155
>the flick of it at the end with his hand
he knows exactly what he's doing. as usual. "guys go crazy" vids are good too. czech hunter. apparently czechs are all into the stuff he does in his vids and it's
all legal
>>768970175
truvada. condoms. you have neither option. truvada fails on you. and youre all about the unplanned pregnancies. so. yeah. charlie sheen:
>winning!
>i have laid 700 pussies
>catches aids
oops. can he catch some box pox yeast cancer too like michael douglas did? hrm? what about super gonorrhea that you think is just natural lube? dont even get me started
>>768970411
maybe you were an anti BBC guy. but. whatever
>>768969501
damn i want a guy like that... 4chan why do you make me feel so lonely ;_;
what's the gayest thing you've done?
>had a 3way with two other dudes
why aren't you openly bisexual?
>implying im not
any other questions?
>>768956900
I'm dating a femboy.
I'm scared.
>>768970681
why? there is no fear
of unknown here. at least that's a large part of what has my fearing certain things about women anyways
>>768970020
you are probably right I just have a mental block that I always want someone that is younger than me even if only by a year not sure why maybe trying to resist getting older as I'm not attracted to older guys.
>>768956900
I am bisexual
>>768956900
>be me 8 years old
>dad changes job and I move to new city where I know nobody
>zero kids my age in my new neighbourhood
>youngest kids on my block are two 11 year olds and a 13 year old.
>13 year old has a kick ass treehouse, he and the 2 11 year olds play in there all the time
>has electricity and a TV and a sega genesis in it
>desperate to be allowed into treehouse but am told I'm too young to join the club
>eventually 13 year old caves in to my begging and says I can join club if I pass the initiation
>come into treehouse, 11 year olds and 13 year olds take their dicks out and say I have to suck them off
>no idea what I'm doing but there's that sweet sega genesis with Earthworm Jim on it.
>suck their dicks until they tell me to stop. 13 year old cums other two didn't I spit the cum out the window
>get to join the club. play sega genesis have friends
>still have to suck their dicks whenever they want but don't really care because sega genesis and friends
>after about 3 years of this older kid decides he doesn't want to do any more gay shit so I don't have to suck dick in the tree house anymore
>one of the younger kids now 14 still likes me sucking his dick so I come over to his house now and then and suck his dick
>he convinces me to let him fuck me
>didn't hurt much and actually felt pretty good
>still hook up with him now and again to this day even though he's married now with 2 kids.
>still like sega genesis
>The oldest kid who started all this gay shit is actually a preacher at baptist church who is super anti-gay
>>768970836
i dont like older guys but when people grow up inside a generation, those close to their age are familiar and dont seem old. so if you stick with your own age you wont feel or think anybody is old. two 35, 40 year olds are not pedos or thinking theyre old. think how many women rob the cradle or men talk about liking milfs. or female teachers who are pedos with little boys. lots of old gross men like little girls
>>768971076
that last guy is pathetic. it's ALWAYS like this. y'all prolly blew eachother because earthworm jim looks like a dinky. i have such good compelling arguments for these anti gay religious types. they cut and paste bullshit in there and dont know what theyre talking about
>>768971076
it's cool the married one still likes you and you liked it with him from before or whatever. some of those guys even have wives who know and dont care. that is preferable though isnt it. but whatever. enjoy. and based
>>768967403
yeah ive been in a long term relationship with a girl since about a year after i came out...sorry i guess. Oh and i also technically sucked a dick i kinda forget about that
>>768967698
uhhhhh fucking what now?
> Group of us drinking, DVDs, pizza at a friends
> I'm tired after big day working
> don't want to drive home just crash in spare room
> Fast asleep straight away
> Later feel body against me, am confused where I am but realise it's just a bro crashing for the night too
> not sure which one, don't car either
> wake up at some point my dick is out of my shorts and being handled
> don't register exactly what's happening, lie there and let it go on
> realise at some point its getting sucked
> think I'm soft throughout, but doesn't stop him
> feels comfy, happy to lie there perfectly still and let him do this
> tongue everywhere
> fall asleep to this guy giving me head
> woke again a bit after
> can't figure shit out initially, but basically he's standing over my face pushing underside of his dick across my lips
> it's hard
> no idea why I did this but I open my mouth
> he puts it straight it
> start sucking
> my mouth is getting fucked real slow
> no idea of time, 1 minute? 10 minutes? can't tell
> just submit
> get sleepy again
> pass out while he's humping my face
> don't recall anything else
> wake up in the morning, alone in the room
> takes a little while for memories to come back, initially wonder if it was a dream
> I walk out people slowly waking up, 5 other guys slept the night
> we just sit around and make a big cooked breakfast
> I'm still trying to figure out if I was dreaming
> no, that was too real
> look at everyone wondering which one used me
> to this day I have no idea who it was
>>768956900
I listened to BTSs new album
>>768971549
god my girlfriend loves bts and she listens to so much of it ive actually started to enjoy it
>>768956900
fap to trannies lul
F U
>>768971453
you could figure it out soon enough by having a circumcision or size discussion. they'd all be whipped out naturally anyways especially if youre drinking talking about this. the perp wont have that not happen in any other fashion. people not having it unfold like that and naturally too much is why it happened in first place. wow. there's prolly lots of these sleeper ones too
>played spin the bottle when I was 13
>Super hot chicks and 1 gay dude
>6-1 odds that I'd kiss the dude
>Icantlose.bat
>Super hot girl 18 yo, fuck yeah!
>Tongue with stud, omg virgin beta fag win!
>Crush sits down to play now
>one more spin can't hurt
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>gay dude Rams his tongue down my throat before I could think
>His face when he pulls out my throat
>>768956900
poopu whoopy
>>768971105
>so if you stick with your own age you wont feel or think anybody is old.
makes sense unless they have a younger brother ;)
>>768971840
these two didnt even need a bottle. you took a chance and it ended smoother and better than you thought i guess
>What's the gayest thing you've ever done
Coming on this shitty board
I am
>>768971908
nice pic. reminds me of a snapchat of a guy with a nice boner looking all pissed with i guess his brother saying "my brother doesnt like mornings"
>>768971984
>i want my na na
>>768971425
>Oh and i also technically sucked a dick i kinda forget about that
as you do..
>>768971660
Same, man. Went from revulsion to curiosity to guilty pleasure and now I legit like em. Makes me pretty gay though, wont lie
>>768972240
no it doesnt. but youre clearly not lying. so. yeah.
I was at a house party and sitting in a room railing mdma with two sluts and this emo guy.
I was just doing my own thing, floating about in pure unadulterated bliss. Really intense bliss though, snorting mdma is never a good idea.
Anyway, the emo guy starts talking about how he thinks he's gay and all this crap with the two girls.
One of them suggests he blows me to see, I was against it for about 10 minutes before saying, fuck it, why not? But only if the girls would help.
Long story short, got a triple blowjob from 2 ecstasy sluts and their emo twink mate.
No regrets.
>>768972219
yeah my mom came up the stairs and we both chickend the fuck out, it lasted like a minute, it counts less in my mind than the full on anal
>>768956900
I've fucked a couple of dudes back when I was 14, but we imagined each other were girls so that's not really that gay.
Other than that I'm currently making one of those, copy your dick dildoes for my gf, and I'm seriously thinking of trying it on myself.
>>768972327
>all this crap
>i liked it
how'd you cum on ecstasy? anyways good job but no sense in bringing in the women. that wasnt what even they wanted. getting blown by anybody is not "gay" or whatever else. even if you did literally anything else i dont give a shit. you took a small and decent step i guess. those who dont suffer. how men can just ignore their innate bodies and in so many ways are beyond me
>>768972434
>but we imagined each other were girls so that's not really that gay.
: ^ )
Po
>>768972434
cool
>>768972500
it's not. this thread has shown how that works
>>768971217
>have such good compelling arguments for these anti gay religious types. they cut and paste bullshit in there and dont know what theyre talking about
yep..
>>768972645
he is one of my favourites. i love how much of /pol/'s jewish mental illnesses that this board cures with its alpha and truthful laidbackness
>>768971805
True. But I don't want to go there. Sometimes I can convince myself it didn't even happen, it's all real fuzzy you know.
Can't see the point in making anything of it. This sounds pretty gross but not totally bothered, and of all who were there that night would only be wierded out if I knew it was C or J. C because I went out with his sister, J because he was an ugly angry fuck who would picks fights when drinking bourbon.
This is all 12 years ago and I've lost contact with a most of them anyway. I'm gonna let it rest.
>>768956900
I shaved my legs.
>>768972481
I'm just not into guys, my man.
I've always been able to cum on mdma. I've heard people say they just can't but I've never had a problem. I do have to "meditate" to do it though. When you're rolling hard it's like what I imagine ADD to be like.
The only thing I struggled with was pissing on mdma before someone told me about the "hot water on bellend" technique
>>768956900
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
I am not gay
>>768972809
for sure. and he was weird. but just know that like. men do dick stuff because it feels good. i say. is it pretty? wrap up and fugg it. i just dont find women attractive. and like. there are females who are like that other guy. like pic related
>IT WAS AN ART INSTALLATION
i dont care. why would she participate in that? the guys who did are just shedding light on this "meme" i guess
>>768972977
imma try something
>i am not a man
sounds the same bud
>>768972924
you sound fun and i would like to have you as a buddy. care to supply your weenis stats or what?
I am openly bi now ;> My ass is just hungry for dick every since ive been fucked
>>768973158
Weenis stats?
jack off to a bikini advert with my best friend watching. nutted on his jeans, he wasn't even mad.
not my proudest fap, but a good one nontheless
>>768973963
so... what's your proudest fap?
>>768973938
i hope you get carbombed for that meme tbh
>>768973938
size and circ status. describe the boner i guess in angle or other things like head shape. i unno
>>768973963
noice. nothing wrong with that. he was prolly laughing no?
>>768972387
my school crush drove me crazy he'd let me suck him for a few seconds and then get all guilty and uptight but he wanted it as he kept letting me and when he did finally let me keep going he came really quick and was freaked cause he came in my mouth and convinced he must be gay and he never spoke to me again.
>>768966864
I'm a 5'4 manlet. Had sex with over 25 girls in my life so far. Height doesn't have to do with anything. Just gotta play the game.
>>768956900
Sucked 3 dicks and fucked a sissy fag on monday
>>768974295
those are always the worst variants on these stories. look how many cowards there are out there. he's blowing somebody as we speak and regrets what he did toward the end of your two knowing eachother. i guarantee it. good job though. him too in a sense but boo urns on his stupid Butters "the government can see me" shit
>>768974550
A Simpson's and a South Park reference in the same fucking sentence. I think I'm in love.
>>768974011
the first one of course. didnt know what the fuck i was doing but it felt good. ended up with a fucking explosion of ecstasy. and panic too. and a new hobby
>>768974972
not even a paddy i just virulently hate the english
The normal elementary school gay experimenting. (Sucking friend's dick)
>>768956900
nothing really
because im not gay
>>768974782
yay
>>768974972
but you let them get hard
to blowing you? enough with the scheming. the girls had put you in your position. he wasnt weird with you. you want nobody to even ask follow up questions? what was point of your story? like the guy below im about to talk to:
>>768975169
see:
>>768975159
or college. or anything else ahaha
>>768974972
>jew star nose
used a dildo
>>768956900
I fucked and got fucked by two dudes. And I am openly faggoted.
Nothing
>>768956900
just recently a couple days ago, went to school with a golf ball in a condom in my ass as a makeshift buttplug.
>>768956900
I'm so bi..
>>768975917
everybody believes you. explain to us why we're allowed to get naked together but only under "certain" circumstances. women do this too. most people wouldnt want mixed sex locker and wash rooms so why is this. why do so many men force communal nudity with eachother just to piss or anything else if you run straight to the stalls to pee? literally nobody does this. but you would if youve never done anything remotely gay. come on now tough guy
>>768964097
>have a zoo fetish
done anything with it yourself?
Dildo in the pooper
>>768956900
fuck you cunt
>>768975656
faggot
>>768956900
I am Bisexual, and the gayest thing I've done was sucked my trans MtF girlfriends cock
>>768977542
thats not gay...
>>768977381
>fuck you cunt
>>768956900
I wished that was me in the gif.
>>768977622
It is if she's bigger than you
>>768975359
Mate I've been reading your reply for like 10 minutes and I still can't work our what you're trying to ask me
fuuu
>>768978044
stfu anglo
if there's any femboys that live in area 312 i can put my six incher in any butts that look cute
or if not, then you can give me a handjob / blowjob if i like your personality enough
Reading this
my lawyer never paid him off and it really looked like a girl..
>>768978294
Anglo?
There's nothing Anglo about me, mate.
I'm from Belfast.
>>768978683
if youre a unionist youre an anglo...
>>768976528
woulddddd, unf
>>768978683
Go bitch about your spud famine somewhere that cares you pikey scumbag.
i met with two older guys off Craigslist and they swallowed my cum in the car. i smoked a joint with the second guy, after i came he asked if he could just hold my cock while he jerked off. I thought it was the hottest fucking thing, but im too scared to meet up again.
im snapping a trans girl i met on Craigslist right now, hopefully she'll meet up later tonight
>>768979302
>Craigslist
it's fucking dead..
>>768956900
replying on the thread is the gayest thing i’ve, now go back to ifunny, retard.
>>768977501
hilarious and truthful and original!
>>768978044
i dont understand you and your jew star ulsterite posting. the girls wanted you to do what YOU did. you say he spoke crap but you liked it. he blew you and nobody cares. but you dont wanna describe anything about yourself. youre a dindu? whatever. ive moved on to other threads now
>>768978625
well, welcum. you read it for a reason... chin up. better than being a lying square
>>768979368
yeah. typing things is very homosex. ALL OPs are fags mate. that means we all are
>>768979366
yeah the older guys were a year ago, i got her snap when she answered my ad but we never met up
>>768978784
I'm and Irishman and I'm British.
Again, nothing Anglo about me.
>>768979730
are you ethnically irish and a unionist, because thats some mighty cuckoldry
>>768956900
Shitty greentext below
>Be me
>Too young years old
>Me and my friend go on porn on his moms laptop
>He says lets do what they do
Boku no pico shit ensues for the next few >years until jr high
>Call him a faggot one day after his mom catches us
>Out him to our friends
>He now lives in korea and is living the chad life while I shitpost with no friends
>>768956900
Yikes
>>768979839
No I'm ethnically Northern Irish.
I'm both Irish and British.
>>768980024
And you don't seem to understand.
gayest thing i ever did was masturbate to what i imagined my best friend to look like, if he were a girl.
met this femboy at a fetish party gave a great blowjob and said if i fuck him he'd suck me off so i did and he swallowed all i could give him.
>>768981312
my one buddy used to say my family was good looking. why is quagmire's dad a tranny?
>>768956900
Fuck you REEE
>>768981374
stop larping idiot
>>768981742
>REEE
so fucking old..
>>768982086
back in your basement friendless kissless virgin..
tfw missed out on getting/receiving footjobs in my youth
