Why is the US so backwards?
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Why is the US so backwards?
>>768956696
You don't need to fill out a form 4473 to buy Kinder Surprise.
Because the film animal house got it wrong, fat drunk and stupid IS a way to go through life
>>768956781
yeah you cant buy them bc theyre banned there, cunt
>>768956696
Liberals. If it were up to conservatives, those eggs would be legal
>not being able to buy lasguns
lol weak
Fda banned kids swollow the plastic also its baked with plastic proven to cause cancer and auts. Explains alot about non americans
>>768956696
We were founded by a bunch of religious zealots who were kicked out of Britain. Some of the mental degeneracy lingers.
mfw none of those guns are real
>>768957536
>causes cancer
why not ban cigerettes as well
>>768956696
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ebin maymay
>>768956850
Yeah but I got some off amazon like 4 months ago bruh. Gray market eggs, what up?
>>768958086
cuz lobbyists
>>768958086
I wasnt aware kids could buy those. Its like your gay plastic eggs you can buy them once youre 18
>>768957221
This. And every 6 year old would run around with an automatic rifle. The GOP wants more school shootings to get campaign tributes from the NRA to fight against gun control.
>>768958259
what kinder surprize is 18+? nigger what in my country you can drink beer at 16
Because those eggs things taste like ass.
>>768958694
no they accutaly taste pretty decent
7/10 would dhow off in murrica
>>768957536
You have clearly never seen a kinder egg, it has a clear line indicating the two chocolate parts that makes the eggs were fused with some slight heat. The heat needed can easily be applied without the plastic inside and then put in it before the chocolate cools.
>baked plastic doesn't melt, of course
>>768957536
u know nothin bout how these thins are made, they are glued with molten chocolate you dumbass cunt
>>768956696
You can't choke on a rifle. Also come to Canada if you want some Kinder Surprise eggs.
>>768956850
They sell them at Wal-Mart.
>>768956696
Literally sold at every Walmart by the registers.
>>768956696
because pic related
>>768956696
>"Land of the free"
>Can't buy a chocolate egg made for children
>Gets shot
>Tips
>>768958434
And just how much money has the NRA given to politicians?
>>768958434
It’s almost painful to see the pure ignorance in that comment. The NRA doesn’t fight for gun rights. If you think they do, then you have no idea what the fuck is going on. Republicans don’t want more shootings, they want more people to prevent school shooting via the most painfully obvious and most effective method: Legally armed individuals. Please, for the sake of humanity, actually learn something and be a free thinker.
They aren't illegal.
They were only illegal until recently because of an oldass law that no one bothered to change
>>768959421
Because kids could choke on the toys inside.
>>768959370
Always sad to see someone like you so delusional. The Republicans get large donations from the NRA and lobby heavily into GOP law making to ensure no gun control will ever be realised. Sad to see someone like you unable to either accept or understand simple facts.
>>768956696
Because the toy and chocolate lobbyists don't pay out, I mean don't present a convincing argument as much as the gun lobbyists.
>>768956696
pretty simple: you got a product that, if used wrong, gets customers killed because they are retarded?
Option 1: hire lobbyists to pay your goverment to support guns
Option 2: get b&
>>768959091
those are kinder joy
>>768959093
those are kinder joy
This was cute 5 years ago.
Both are legal now.
>mah feelz
>>deal with it
/thread
>>768959421
you're thinking of kinder joy, kinder surprise are still illegal
No, you can't have my guns. Go fuck yourself.
>>768959872
so why not ban cigarettes, knives, alcohol etc?
>>768959956
You're thinking of kinder joy
>>768959757
lol need a little more tinfoil bud? you sound like a fucking loonatic going on about this now think with your head and not "my feelings are hurt"
>>768957326
>no lasguns
By The Emperor ....
>>768956696
its actually more right then backwards would be, better would be understanding rules arent laws and do whatever the fuck you want, all actions have calculatable consequences and bonuses. educate not prohibitate
and rules arent static, ever
>>768960183
Can you elaborate why you hate america so much, that you celebrate every american child geting shot? Do you actually fap to every school shooting? Do you just immediately buy a new gun ? Is the death count making it more exciting for you? Do you vote republican and donate to the NRA in hopes of more shootings?
>>768959757
How many times do I have to fucking say it? The NRA does not fight for gun rights. Most people in the gun community don’t support the NRA because of that. You have no reason to assume that you have any idea what you’re talking about. You’re just talking out your ass and have no actual facts to present.
>>768960448
so why don't they teach Americans not to choke on candy?
>>768956696
i would pay good money to see 1000 Americans against a single m1 Abrams
>>768960694
why dont you?
>>768960734
military coup de tats in such a scenario... put that tyranical government in the 2nd amendment column and put a couple of psychotic cops with donuts in the tyranical government column
>>768960751
because chocolate isn't illegal where I live. Kids here aren't retarded either.
>>768959988
Fair enough.
Guns aren't the problem though. Weapons in general aren't hard to acquire. Explosives are easy to make with a little knowledge. The problem is that kids can't beat the shit out of bullies and parents don't discipline their kids. Parent turn a blind eye to the behavior of their kids and expect the school to correct them. Meanwhile, the school is raising little pussies that get all butthurt about every little bull shit thing that happens.
A good ole fist fight and an ass whooping is what most of these kids need, not safe spaces and coddling.
>>768960103
please see option 1
if there's enough money in it, nobody cares if people die
>just because something else is worse doesn't make it not bad
>>768960734
What is Afghanistan and why are US forces still in the region?
>>768956696
People who go through training and all the time and money invested in obtaining a weapon are capable of handling it. Very small children munching through candy without a second thought, being highly viable to choke on the toy inside, are not trustworthy to keep their own life out of harm's way.
In other words, please go fuck yourself and become useful to this world by decomposing in a forest, the only action that would ever give your life meaning
>>768960805
>untrained civilians
>battleship
my moey is on the ship
>>768960734
Well the do civilians do call themselves armed milita kek
They sure are helping out with 50,000 gun deaths a year lol
Can't beat the old Vietnamese farmers and start never ending wars so might aswell kill your neighbors
>>768960983
>read what i said you fucking retard
>>768956696
Last time i checked, i didnt see a full auto machine gun stuck inside my childs desert.
However, having tiny peices of plastic inside my childs desert which they can choke on, is a very valid concern
>>768960734
You may be surprised.
>>768960734
>>768960734
>The fact that you lefties are so triggered by freedom I find amusing.
A tank cannot stand on the street corner to monitor citizens.
A fighter jet cannot enforce curfew laws.
A cruise missile can't be used to seize some ones assets.
For that, you need a militarized police force, you need a police force that citizens cannot fight against. Which is why, historically, tyrannical governments disarm their populace. If an armed populace wasn't so dangerous to tyrannical interests, they wouldn't be burning billions of dollars on shilling across the mainstream media and even here on 4chan. A tyrannical government cannot act against an armed populace because the police will always be out numbered by the citizens. Unarmed citizens are easy fora militarized police force to dispose of, but the police force will always be out numbered, and undertrained. So if you want to ensure a free state, enshrine the ability of citizens to keep and bare arms.
Those of you who wish to live as cattle, no one is stopping you from moving to Sweden or to the United Kingdom, or to Turkey, or to China. Those of you who wish to be free may remain.
>>768960950
>People who go through training and all the time and money invested in obtaining a weapon are capable of handling it
just like that guy in Las Vegas?
>>768960734
Why do liberals always get so wet in the panties about soldiers killing civilians? If there was ever an argument against gun control this is it. PS 1st is only could along coast (mainly you guys), 2nd requires shit ton of fuel and landing strips, 3rd can be taken out with 1 guy with a shovel if he's got a 2 day heads up, 4th if you're nuking your own cities you've already lost, and also, cities mainly you guys again.
>>768961149
Actually, yes. He had no mental or physical blocks that prevented him from utilizing a weapon in a safe manner. (Ex: Didn't act retarded enough to misfire and shoot himself)
Could you trust a child with that? No
Could you trust a child to not choke on a toy? Hell no
>What is thinking for 5 seconds logically
>>768959215
>google " how much money has the NRA given to politicians"
>Profile for 2018 Election Cycle
>contributions: $357,668
>lobbying: $5,122,000
>outside spending: $1,756,577
>literally 2 second google search
>>768960885
Which won't happen, so your plan is to play a sort of cold war and watch as the frequency of kiddy massacre escalates to the point it happens on a daily bases and even out of school?
>>768956696
I think the USA is a dangerous place to live.
>>768961063
You said a bunch of crap
>>768960866
>Kids here aren't retarded either.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Parents+hit+out+at+EU+over+tiny+deadly+toys.-a065156393
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2882144/
>>768961436
you dont know shit
>>768960734
>>768961099
And you're aware of those (and actually those pieces are encapsulated into an egg-like plastic shell, whereas the chocolate and the shell are clearly seperated) and you don't let the kid know?
>>768961541
>europoors weed out their idiot kids by letting them choke on their toys
>americucks let their idiot kids grow up to become the next president
>>768961318
imo the NRA needs to be better funded than it is.
I proudly joined the organization a while ago. They fight for our rights, rights that dipshits like you would happily give away.
>>768961313
>Could you trust a child to not choke on a toy?
The younguns in my family I do, I'm fully aware theyre not retarded.
>>768961541
right, 1 instance disproves everything.
>>768961555
>Says a guy that talks a bunch of crap
nice trips tho
>>768960542
Yes
>>768960734
Why do retards think that the US military will completely follow a tyrannical government and start killing fellow citizens? Holy shit you know you actually need people to use these weapons of war right
>>768956696
kinder eggs are back in a new package :D
>>768956696
Where's my legal lasgun?
>>768956696
no wonder why you fags wear padded armor in nfl or it would be deemed illegal
DAE wish I was born in Europe so I can get raped by defenseless refugees and and eat hollow chocolate eggs
>>768962495
that's an entirey different product, you have kinder joy, compare it to kinder surprise.
>>768962941
>can't defend himself without a gun
kek
