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Got this vibrator yesterday and I've came 5 times now without jerking off. Pretty fucking awesome and effortless.
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>>768953141
are you a boy or a girl?
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pic/clip of you using it pl0x
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>>768953372
Boy

>>768953380
Ok daddy gimmie a sec
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>>768953424
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>>768953141
Idk why but I like where this thread is going
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>>768953141
how do you use that on a dick? got my wife's here and I'm tempted to use it if it's really that great
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>>768953760
Just hold it to your head
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>>768953652
You don't look like a boy
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>>768953652
>>768953851
thx qt
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>>768953851
Nevermind
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>>768953856
I was never good at being a boy ;_;
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>>768954089
Weirdestboner.jpg
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>>768954089
I'm just not built for it
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>>768953760
>use that on a dick? got my wife's here
If your wife has a dick, she ain't no wife, son.
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>>768954089
>>768954263
So you are tryig to become a girl?
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>>768954352
I've always been like this silly. I have an Endocrine problem. When all my friends were developing as guys i started developing as a girl. Turns out I have a partially formed ovary in my tummy
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>>768954448
So fapping to your photos is only sort of gay?
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>>768954221
You and me both brother, guess I'm gay now
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>>768954505
It's not gay at all silly, I present as a girl in my day to day life anyway
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>>768954263
jerking off to you now :)
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Why are more and more guys on this site turning into females? What the hell is going on
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>>768954089
I wish i had your body
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>>768954282
Reading 101
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>>768954448
Sorry I didn't want to impolite, I'm just used to all the "traps" posting here
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>>768954577
Show more! You're like a medical anomaly super hero! This is a really cool situation!
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>>768954687
Soy.
Literally.
That's been the agenda for half a century.

Why do you think your parents have higher T than you?
And their parents higher T than them?
Destroy the white male, control the planet.
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Could we have some pics of the vibrator in your ass?
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I don't know what you are but I need to put my dick in you
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>>768954687
This place is always been for outcasts. I feel bad for this individual as I see it as some sort of birth defect.
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>>768954089
goddamn, you're hot
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>>768954819
Does daddy wanna take me on a date?
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Moar!
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>>768954687
>>768954782
Do you have problems with reading, or are you just retarded?
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>>768954924
Do you have kik?
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>>768954577
Obvious troll is obvious, even though I agree with this statement.
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>>768954924
Daddy will give you whatever the fuck you want
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>>768954982
No, not yet daddy
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>>768954924
Who honestly wants to take females on dates?
Men take women on dates because women want to be taken on dates.
All the men want to do is fuck them. Maybe feed with them before or after.
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>>768955008
Hnnng, it's been a week since I've had dick inside me, I'm really horny
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>>768955028
Make one so daddy can help get you off
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>>768955094
Stick something inside you right now and post pics, bitch
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>>768955094
Write daddy Jay across your precious booty
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>>768955092
But I like being spoiled by daddy, why does every guy only want sex? I'm sick of dealing with you fuckboys, I want a hubby
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>>768955094
So how do you go about getting dick in your current state? Is it publicly known that you have man parts and there's just dudes who are into it and fuck you?
So many questions...
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That benis needs to be locked in chastity.
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>>768955171
A guy would hang out. Dates are just fucking stupid.
>Lets go waste money and time doing something one of us doesn't want to be doing, and the other probably isn't thrilled about either!
>It's what grandpa did to swoon grandma!
You shouldn't have to have dates to find your "hubby".
And since you are talking about taking cock and needing cock you probably don't want a hubby. You want to get fucked.
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>>768955094
Bitch better be in Texas
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>>768955304
>autistic virgin power levels revealed
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>>768955315
I'm in Cali

>>768955304
Gross u sound like my ex, just because girls are fun receptacles to you doesn't mean they are for every man
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>>768955422
*cum
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put it on your teeth
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I'd fuck this trap. More pics
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>>768955422
Shit
California is a motherland of fags and trannies
I have to visit just so I can get a trap waifu and come back
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>>768955422
You just fucking said you wanted a cock and you're trying to whore out to weebs on /b/.
see
>>768955094


>>768955410
Why do you think that anyone 30 and under talks about "Netflix and chill" not "Bowling alley, dinner and a movie"?
Unless you both want to do something, "dates" are fucking stupid.
>Hey wanna go ice skating with me on saturday? Pick you up at 7?
That's boomer tier.
>Let's go for a hike in 2 weeks at Mount Nigger! I'll swing by at 6:30am to pick you up okay?
That's boomer tier
>Ey yo gurl come over and we can fuk and watch some netflicks tho
That's nigger tier. That's 2018. That's zionism. That's destruction of western cultural values.
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>>768955628
I'll be ur trap waifu
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>>768955668
Dateless virgin detected.
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>>768955422
I'm in cali also!!! I'd spoil you hun
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>>768955668
Then what do you wanna do with me? Wanna go surfing and get some shrimp tacos and fuck after? Seems like you've never been on a date before loser

And btw I always hook up irl with guy's off /b/
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>>768955628
Stfu loser. There's dudes that wanna get fucked in the ass in TX but you're too beta to. California isn't gonna change that
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>>768955668
This is why I gave up on the alt right
Whiney faggots will bitch about everything
Maybe people actually enjoy going out for dinner and movies and just having fun?
Maybe not everyone wants to live in your autistic cynical world of sadness
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Anyone American who can solve a brazilian doubt?
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>>768955782
If that's hanging out and we want to do that.
But I don't surf. so no.
And I'm not gunna go on a surf date with you because "GOTTA GO DATE!!!"
If you don't get along with someone, and have an organic relationship with them, structuring weird "dates" isn't going to get you closer. You might even end up marrying the person only to find out that you aren't compatible at all, and everything you thought you knew about the persons interests and hobbies was fake because it was all part of the dating game's bull shit show.
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>>768955799
Most are ugly as sin dude
I've fucked a few but theres so few cute bottoms theres really no chance for a qt trap
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>>768955204
This tho
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>>768955889
>Alt Kike
If you read my post, you'd know I'm not alt kike by any means.
The very last line should have told you all you needed to know to know I'm not alt kike.
But you're probably just a buzzword fanatic.
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>>768955954
Sure
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>>768956012
>alt kike
Fine, fascist
Same thing dog
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Do you have a YouTube or twitch or somewhere we can stalk you in the future?
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>>768953851
Pretty sure my cock would make you cum sweetheart! Just ride it nice and slow, massage your prostate and we can cum together!!
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>>768955947
What do you suggest we do???
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