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Well /b/?
>>768948548
Fuck communism. Obviously child b but if child b decides to sell her flute then hen it goes to anyone who wants to purchase it. Its not rocket science.
Fuck all three of 'em: I'd keep the flute for myself.
>>768948826
you fucking retard. c isn't communism but feminism in it's current form. you dumb ass moron.
>>768948548
I feel like child A and child B can work out some kind of arrangement. For example, B can offer the flute to A in return for a cut of performance and recording profits.
The obvious purpose of a flute is to make music, so B wouldn't have made a flute otherwise. If B wanted to make something to keep, it would have made more sense to make something other than a flute.
C can go fuck himself.
b
>>768948548
>all claim they deserve the flute
Entitled fucks.
Child B should get it, she made it.
>>768948548
c because he's a boy. didn't read any of those walls of text
As a Christian, I would follow biblical precedent. Break the flute into three equal parts and give an equal portion to each of them.
>>768948548
B, the other 2 are just whiny cry babies who feel they are entitled
>>768949167
No way, man. If the worker controls the means of production, that's *gasp* SOCIALISM.
We're all Capitalists here. Give Kid B a nickel, kick him in the nuts, and sell the flute for the best price you can get.
>>768949150
Also, if Child A doesn't already have a flute, then how the fuck did she learn to play?
Again, fuck child C.
>>768948826
>fuck communism
Communism would state that child B be forced to create 3 flutes so that everyone can have one.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT COMMUNISM UNLESS EVERYONE GETS IT.
>>768948548
B but this is a biased scenario as one child has a definite claim to the flute.
An unbiased scenario would be child B has something to trade for the flute but no ability to play it.
A can play it.
B can buy it.
C has nothing.
>>768948548
How the fuck would I be improving child C's life by giving him a damn flute?
>>768948548
B
The only non-ginger.
Seriously though, I'm a contractor. If I provide the materials and build it, nobody uses it until I get paid for it. That's just common sense.
i'd give it to B
>>768949388
Go home, read a book, and when you know what you're talking about come back and post again.
>>768948548
This is the real question: Does the product beling to the Demander, the Supplier, or a faggot?
>>768948548
>It is the flute of my labour
they can all share my skin flute
>>768949541
To the supplier, until the demander offers something else in return for it.
I am OP, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is Child B not entitled to the sweat of her brow? 'No!' says Child C, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says Child A, 'It belongs to the talented.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... shitposting on /b/.
>>768949303
Just because someone is a producer of goods doesn't mean they can't be an owner at the same time you fucking retard, it's not a mutually exclusive thing in capitalism. Child B made the flute using it's own expenses from what we can assume from this picture, she wasn't paid by someone else to make the flute for them like it typically happens with workers and employees. Therefore it's just for child B to keep the flute even without invoking any socialist ethics.
>>768948548
cram the flute up their asses
shoot a porno
boy cums on flute
girls play with cumflute
what was the question?
>>768949082
a b and c are proposing communism you fucking Cletus.
>>768949784
Here's a quick lesson in economics for you, retard: The "capital" in Capitalism is referring to *outside* capital. Under this system, the worker is basically owned by the shareholders, who siphon off the greatest percentage of profits they possibly can.
This little flute-maker isn't owned by anybody.
>>768949541
wrong question. these kids are in a fight. a real randian ancap would give the flute to the kid who kicks the other kids in the ribs
>>768950054
Interesting punctuation.
>>768948548
Child B is the owner of the flute. She allows Child A to use the flute to earn money playing it, and takes a cut of the profits, along with Child C, who helps them.
>>768948548
I’d give the flute to the child that gives the best head
B should get the flute.
Fuck A and C.
>>768950147
shut up faggot you neck beard fedora a world of war craft 500 pound who lives in his mothers basement ass mother fucker
>>768949758
kek
>>768950229
best answer
>>768948548
Child C can starve to death
Child B. I am a socialist, which is why I believe that people should have the right to keep the fruit of their labour.
>>768949199
underrated dubs
>>768948548
C NEEDS it.
The other just want it.
Sorry A and B
>>768948548
Well... That depends. How did child B lose the flute?
Did she sell it? Was it taken by force? She provided the materials but did she also provide the tools?
Am i in charge of flute distribution? If so, is it important to me that flutes are used to make beautiful music? Why? Who am i in this scenario?
And why would the flute improve child C's life?
So many questions.
>>768948826
fpbp, she made it, it's hers. she can learn to play it or shove it up her cunt, her property.
>>768950480
Death to C!
He probably stole the flute in the first place.
you know what, i'm getting tired of this. i think i'll just keep the flute for myself and play that sad trombone sound on it right into their tear-drenched faces. it won't work, it's a flute, but i'll get that extra kick of satisfaction knowing that i totally wasted it on myself and am probably gonna throw it away later
>>768949390
That would be better, but it would still kinda be B I guess. but yeah, if it's my flute, I would have a much harder time with your scenario.
>>768948548
These three children shouldn't be fighting over the flute, child B made it, it's hers.
And why do we have some superior authority of them anyway?
If child B wanted to give it away or sell it or trade it, I would hope it would be to child A.
Child C is a useless faggot and should be gulaged.
>>768948548
I take it for myself, cause I'm a boomer and the world is mine.
>>768950103
>The "capital" in Capitalism is referring to *outside* capital.
Where exactly did you find this definition? It sounds like it's simply your own deduction of what capitalism means through socialist ideological lens.
>Under this system, the worker is basically owned by the shareholders
No one is "owned" by anyone else, workers exchange their services for money. It's not slave labor, it's exchange of goods and services. Now if you really think that you can fix world economy by making workers a privileged class entitled to everything maybe take a look at everyone else who tried and failed. You aren't virtuous or special you are just entitled.
>>768948548
A or B, doesnt matter. Both seem like productive people. If A gets it B should be reimbursed, perhaps with enough materials for two flutes.
C should be thrown upside down into a well for being a grabby poorfag.
>>768950438
In a socialist state A would have provided the materials, tools, and work shop. B would have produced it, and C would lay claim to it.
In a capitalist state B would have provided the materials, tools, and work shop, A would have made it, and A would buy it with their wage. And C would die on the streets to a heroin OD while crying how they had been wronged.
To whom does the flute belong? Child B.
But that was not the question.
The question is "who would you give the flute to"?
Child A. Because flutes are meant to be played.
Also, the world isn't fair, so fuck child C.
>>768951132
You should give it to who it belongs too, it doesn't matter if they're "not using it right".
>>768951187
Fuck justice, I want to hear some flute music.
>>768948548
I would break the flute into three pieces. Now everybody will be happy.
>>768950980
>In a socialist state...
In a socialist state there would be very few and old flutes around. Very few people would know how to play it. Famine and education has wrecked everything. In the end it would be burned for a fire on a cold night by people who are unsure what it used to be....
Child B. The person who produced the product should have say in what is done with it. Either sell it, learn to play it, or give it away.
I may have a different answer if C had the talent to play, then it should be handed off to him, as it would be fostering his skill, and hopefully give him someway out.
>>768948548
fuck you child C nigger who depends on welfare
>>768951132
Maybe B made it to learn? Maybe to sell for her moms surgery?
Also, this is /b/ so I'd break the flute to watch all 3 of them cry and use their tears to jerk off.
>>768948548
It's implied I have the flute. I would give it to child C because child A and B are bickering over it, and child C could learn to play it and have a chance at a profitable tallent/life.
Child C would also be the most profitable considering if they became billionaires, the person who gave them their first musical instrument would surely get hooked up with sweet loot.
![parts-recorder[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/68YmLFs.png "parts-recorder[1].png")
>>768951272
No need to break it.
B
It's an instrument, B can learn it.
A becomes invalid.
C done nothing to earn it. If B feels like it, she can offer it to him. Otherwise, B is the rightful owner
>>768951357
Remember, look at Russia now, or the Former Yugoslavia. It is worse off than it was during the days under the CPSU or Titoist system.
There is a reason that large amounts of the population in those regions look back fondly on the past.
Also, who's to say that it is an Authoritarian Marxist-Leninist state? And not a Libertarian Socialist society, like Rojava?
>>768951447
Head joint
Body
>Food Joint?
>>768948548
Break the flute in 3 pieces which the goverment will keep. Child A will be shot as a member of the bourgeois, and the state tells both B and C to whistle.
>>768949199
kek finally someone thought of a FUNCTIONAL solution
>>768951357
>tfw your russian grandpa sets his eyes on a precious flute, the fabled artifact of the ancients, the prized possession of the czars before the dark fluteless era, for the first time
oh those nasty commies. always coming for the flutes.
>>768951600
Typo. It's *foot* joint :P
>>768951517
Really? People I have met who fled and lived under that system are much happier. Remember the old adage of Bread Waiting for you versus you wait for bread? That is a real concept. Something I do not think you will grasp when until you lived it. That is why people literally say go live under what such a regime and you will know. All you ask for is everyone to be equal in the misery they share. A land where everyone is poor, and few control everything.
>>768948548
Well now. It seems i am the person in power in this scenario. The flute is mine.
Kill child C slowly and painfully, rape Child A repeatedly and force child B to make more flutes. Possibly with broken fingers.
>>768948548
Child B
POST THE GIF WHERE GIRL B USES THE FLUTE
>>768948548
Who gives the better head?
I'd hold a contest.
...so what's the difference between utilitarianism, libertarianism and egalitarianism anyways?
>>768951874
I would argue that alot of it is also down to what path the Post-Soviet//SFRY/Eastern Bloc states went down.
Like the more EU aligned (Croatia, Batlics, Poland, Czechia etc) all have more developed economies. But those who went into the Russian Sphere or stayed nominally non-aligned look fondly on the past. Partially due to Nationalistic Nostalgia, and partially Stability.
I've known people from the former ML states, and many look back fondly upon the past. Like with how Tito held together Yugoslavia, or how the USSR was built from a feudal land into an industrial superpower.
And I am no fan of Authoritarian socialist states, As like you said, " A land where everyone is poor, and few control everything."
I am infavor of a decentralized society, where everyone has the necessities for life, and the many control society.
Again, like Rojava, or Chiapas
>>768951874
i wish this were true, but it's not. i grew up in east germany after the wall fell and to this day a very sizeable portion of the population wishes the good old glory days back, you know, those days of waiting in line for basic products, having two tv channels, not being free to leave the country, being spied on by the state at literally every social gathering. obviously nostalgia plays a role but you shall never underestimate how effectively totalitarian education can fry the brains of generations. eastern europe is full of state-made retards.
>>768951268
>You steal the flute from the flute maker because you want to hear flute music
>Your short sightedness stops the flute maker from bothering to make any more flutes, because why bother when the state just steals them all?
>Fluting goes extinct as there are no flutes being made
>The planet dive bombs into the dark ages
>All because you wanted some flute tunes played as you eat your meal
Unless of course you hold a sword to the neck of thew flutesmith, then he keeps making them under fear of death.
So you could have natural flute development and growth and a happy people.
The end of civilization.
Or an authoritarian police dystopia where people work under fear of death and get all their goods stolen from them.
I WONDER WHICH IS BETTER?
>>768951517
I know tons of immigrants from eastern block countries.
I only ever met one that missed communism. He soon went back to the old country to sit at his dacha and drink vodka all day and work a few weeks out of the year to afford to drink.
>>768952606
you know people who left those countries. not a representative sample. just like most iranians are super westernised and secular if they left after 79 but they're nothing like their compatriots back in mullah country
Is this some kinda social experiment, the answers are pretty obvious every one has almost the same answer(i didn't read them all), i say we should kill op for this faggotry
>>768948548
I’m a dad... the correct answer is “ nobody gets the fucking flute, and if there’s anymore arguments, it’s going in the trash”
no picture of B fucking the flute?
>Dissapointed
>>768948548
When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.
I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.
The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.
I cried. They were sympathetic.
That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.
You think you've got problems op? Man the fuck up.
>>768949758
Nice one
>>768949541
The faggot you homophobe
>I made the flute
since no other child claims actual ownership or that there has been any transfer thereof, child B made and owns the flute.
Capitalism: "Go earn your own fucking flute."
Socialist: "Lets cut the flute into 3 pieces and we'll all evenly own the flute together"
Me: "1 Million years from now, nothing we do or have done will matter to a single star in space"
>>768953244
Cool story bro.
You liked it though, didnt you?
>>768953244
So was that a vote for B or?
>>768949082
>feminism
>calling someone a dumbass moron when they can't even define one of the spiciest social topics in the 21st century
It's not communism or feminism it's policy concerning foreign aid you ignorant but excellent example of mental degeneracy.
Come back when your balls drop, kid.
>>768953383
>>768953484
WTF is B?
This is /b/ you newfags.
>>768953244
You were a fucking soy if you didn't know how to work a jack.
Just just fucking twist the handle.
>>768953536
sorry, child /b/
>>768953536
I've been here over 3 months, now who is the newfag?
Child A sucks at playing the flute.
Child B had the materials to make the flute sourced from 3rd world countries and built it in a polluting sweatshop filled with grossly underpaid Chinese women.
Child C needs to get a fucking job.
>>768953561
>jack lowered manually
>stepdad has time to gtfo
>car lowers more slowly
>shit hits fan for molestedanon
vs
>car drops suddenly
>stepdad has no time to react
>threat of stepdad is removed
>plausible deniability
>yep, idiot should've used jackstands!
>>768951268
https://youtu.be/KolfEhV-KiA
>>768948548
kill all the fuckers, keep the flute
>>768953717
So you're still a soy. Jacks don't lower slowly, it takes a skilled hand to make a car lower smoothly. Cars fucking plummit.
>>768948548
whoever sucks my dick gets the flute
>>768948548
b
she owns it afterall
Whomever is strong or smart enough to take the flute by force or treachery.
>>768948548
B but ask her if she won't let A lend it
Seeing as B made the flute it belongs to them. As far as the argument, what what most likely happened was:
>B shows off flute to A and C
>C asks to have it so they can learn to play it
>A gets angry and says that C shouldn't have it because they can't play it
>B retorts that they themselves can't play it, yet they have one
>A gets angry and says they should have the flute because they actually know how to play it
>B says they aren't giving it to anyone; it's theirs
>C gets angry and says it's not fair that they can't have the flute because B can just make another one
>Fight ensues.
>>768954249
C should be asking B to teach them how to make one.
C is an entitled cunt.
>>768949078
American capitalism folks
B owns the flute, but what use is a flute to someone who can’t play it. B should rent the flute to A or something.
C can get fucked, maybe they get free tickets to the flute show through a community outreach scheme.
>>768948548
B or you are immoral. It is immoral to use violence and force. The fact that you think you know what the most beneficial arrangement is does not change the fact that you are using force with the threat of violence to create said arrangement. Even if we knew for sure that your personal view of what is the most beneficial was accurate, you do not get to impose your will on others
>>768954355
C doesnt make things. I think thats the point.
C is a needy parasite.
A is talented but poor.
B is a captain of industry.
>>768954355
They are all entitled cunts, that's essentially what makes up my country
>I want! I want! I WANT!
Where the fuck did humanity go wrong guys?
>>768954476
Wait u mean, I can't just take people's cars if I think they're not driving them enough? Or not driving them right? Or driving them too much or wrong?
What?!
This whole time I thought that I was the only one that knew anything and that I was entitled to others belongings if I think they're using them wrong!
>>768954588
>B built a flute
>B is entitled for wanting their flute.
U wot m8?
>>768954588
at the very moment marx told it that all individuals "deserves" what others have produced.
>>768954606
Sad because I really cannot tell if you are joking. It is obvious when you say it, and yet millions do not believe it.
>>768948548
I am wondering how I got the power to decide.
>>768948548 lets see here
>Child A
You get to play
>Child B
You make a beat
>Child C
Sing or rap on the shit
This is fucking easy anon. GIVE ME A HARDER QEUSTION....
>>768948548
>Take flute
>Shove deep in ass
>Let all kids blow on it
>>768953900
>assuming the handle was near enough to grab
>put on the release thing and start twisting
>and stepdad didn't get out from under the car
>and beat molestedanon
We weren't all bodybuilding chads like you at 12, alphabro.
How many disgusting child molesters have you killed, btw?
>>768954970
u wot m8.
I was like 70lbs and 4'9" when I was 12.
>>768953244
Deep
Until the conversation inevitably went downhill, I was enjoying this conversation. I'd like to see this one again sometime.
Pic unrelated.
>>768955326
There was nothing to be said.
You can't morally, or logically give it to anyone besides B.
Any short term gain from giving it to A or C would be gone in a generation and we'd be just as poorly off as before the flute was made.
The flute should go to child C because he deserves it the most.
>>768955172
And you were lowering jacks with cars on them all the time, right?
Were you trying to drop one on a child rapist's head?
>>768949388
degenerate commie detected
>>768953900
Have you ever used a jack? You gotta turn a handle to lower it and its slow as balls
>>768955525
>deserves
>believing the "deserve" meme.
Nice one, kid! ;-)
This was from Amartya Sen? What'd he say about it?
>>768955653
I've used a jack more than you ever have, and it's only slow if there is no load on the cradle.
With load on the cradle it will drop like a rock.
>>768949388
There's a big difference between communism in theory and communism in reality, you sweet summer child
Here is how it goes: A holds down C while B inserts the flute into C's rectum, then B and A change places and B plays the flute.
>>768948548
I would talk with the kid, but it would ultimately be Child B's decision.
>>768948548
>>768955908
/thread
>>768955784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBmbh0AGSQ
At about 4.30 you can see a man lowering a jacked car after a wheel change. Note how it doesn't drop like a rock.
>>768956474
>nobody would ever do the thing i wouldn't do
>literally everybody has this one thing
>i also argue against the notion of privilege
>>768955653
scissor jack, he didn't lower it, he kicked it. (I assume anyway)
>>768956474
No we all go buy ramps or jack stands to do an easy fucking oil change with one bolt...
>>768956474
You see, I would think that someone who is changing their oil with only one jack holding up the car would in fact be using a scissor jack because they don't know how to be safe.
>>768948548
1. Shove flute in Child C's ass
2. Rape Child B
3. Make Child A like my cock and Child B clean after the rape
4. ????
5. Profit
>>768949082
Feminism is communism with tits
>>768948548
Break the flute even into three pieces
Now every child has a tube to suck and blow on
Give it to child C ,make him sell it to child A ,put child B to make more to sell to child C at a low price ,then make child C sell flutes to child A while child B has a flute factory ,child A becomes addicted to heroin and makes some good flute shit that sells only after his suicide ,and child C becomes an eccentric millionaire. Problem solved
>>768949199
that's not Christian, that's old testament shit.
You're a jew and would keep the flute for yourself.
>>768948548
B
if she then wants to sell/give it to A or C, that's her choice to make
>>768948548
>>768958715
Dude. You need to stop saving threads.
>>768948548
I’d give it to child C to piss off you fuckups.
>>768959475
Yeah, but you dont matter. You're obviously child C material.
If C is a retarded and disabled then A and B should pity him.
>>768948548
Child a plays the flute, so obviously she already has at least 1. Why is this selfish cunt trying to steal another one?
>>768951447
that's a recorder not a flute
>>768948826
This and I'm a full blown social liberal
>>768959662
She shoved it up her cunt so it doesn't work anymore obviously.
>>768948548
B, here's why.
A should do something productive with her time and C is a poor person. Fuck poor people.
>>768950229
/debate
>>768948826
>fuck communism
Lol what nigga
>>768958715
>>768948548
Wierdest game of "kill, fuck, marry" I've ever seen /b/ play.
>>768949167
>>768948826
>>768949160
Funny most think this but never consider that they don't get to keep IPs or code made at work
>>768948548
fuck off SG Faggot, go back to playing dota
>>768959610
But not give him the flute. That shit is valuable.
Maybe let him listen to child A play the flute, after she buys it from child B. But dont let him touch it, he might break it.
Pending further information, child b. She made the flute with materials that she purchased. Now, if I paid her to do all of this or she is employed by me, then the flute is mine and whoever wants it can buy it from me. But unless that's true then the flute is rightfully child B's possession.
Plus child b is kinda hot
Throw flute far away.
"Race to get it"
???
Profit
>>768948548
Child B
/thread
>>768951132
>Also, the world isn’t fair, so fuck child C
>humans must be pahologically incapable of helping the misfortunate
>Not even a miniscule chance child C uses training to develop natural talents to play flute like a motherfucking genius
>Remembering being a good for nothing, spoiled ass teenager
I hope any creatonous children you eek out end up child C so all your begging for help to change the horrible lot in life you gave them, which they never asked for, falls on deaf ears.
Anyway flutes are for outcast weirdos.
With that being said, assuming there were one flute and only one, it goes to child B. Hopefully her parents taught her to maybe share the flute for its purpose once in a while, on top of the skill to create or sell them. Child A has enough talent to get by and probably already has one. But Child C should have an education system non-shitty enough to afford him a reliable one to practice with.
>Awaits ancap spergout
>>768961143
/thread
>>768949784
This. Plus she made the flute with her own expenses, not materials owned by a company.
>>768954606
It went wrong when we let women vote.
TAKE TURNS.
>>768960838
Because they are COMPENSATED for it and ACCEPTED THE TASK TO DO SO WILLINGLY. What do you fuckin people even.
>>768948548
Doesn't this really depend on which one sticks the flute up their pussy first? I'm pretty sure even the poor-fag girl wouldn't want a used pussy flute.
>>768961438
Man... If i had a used pussy flute i would be sooo happy.
>>768948826
>communism
holy shit that was a long shot
Give it to a and you get music that everyone else can enjoy not just the one with the flute. What the fuck are you gonna do with a flute if you cant play it anyway, shove it up your ass and try to fart out a tune? However giving it to b would be the most fair option but it does nothing for the common good as you get no music. Lastly giving it to c is out of the fucking question, kill yourself if you said c
>>768961801
Pussy flute. Pay attention, anon, we already covered that.
>>768949391
He can fart inside it and laugh because he is playing a flute with his ass.
>>768948548
Easy solution. Pay B to tie up C while A rapes C with the flute then get B's dog to sodomize A unexpectedly. Now everyone is happy!
>>768948548
Uh... this is an easy one, and I think it is intentionally so. C merely illustrates the poverty of thought that underlies a favoring of the poor simply because they're poor. He didn't make it, can't play it, but because he has nothing, give him the flute. Uh, that's an easy no.
B made the flute. Okay. If you have the knowledge and skill to make a flute that actually works (the only way such a flute would benefit A, btw), then you can certainly learn to play it, since you understand the mechanics. B made the flute, its B's fucking flute, end of story.
A is the entitled elite. Ooh, I'm trained and gifted; I have advantages in life, so you should give me all the stuff and trust me to use it for the benefit of all. Uh, again... an easy no.
>>768948548
Simple: say I am going to break the flute into three parts and divide it equally amongst the group but actually give the whole flute to whoever is most dismayed by it's destruction.
>>768963163
King Solomon's wisdom.
>>768948548
B
Child A,
because they are capable and correct.
Child B gets -to know that their fruit is being played so they can enjoy it and without this that would never happen it would be sad and unpleasant sounding.
Child C gets: a job, or a skill, something so they can bring something to the table like a and b.
>>768963560
I want to play your fruit.
>>768949361
Damm
>>768960838
Ur dumb even for 4chan
>>768963226
Right. Now offer the three pieces to the one that's most upset AFTER you break the flute then make a bargain where if she makes more flutes you won't break anymore. Then just tell her you wanted free flutes but you may stilll decide to cut her baby in half. This should result in the legendary, rare quadruple play: King Solomon's Wisdom under the Sword of Damocles cutting the Gordian Knot with Occam's Razor.
>>768948548
New question, guess the race of these three character's
It belongs to child B, end of story
>>768963560
If you build a car and I'm better at driving it, can I come round and take it
I hope your good at fucking your girl or your opinion might bite u in the ass
>>768963891
White, Asian, white
Makes sense that the Asian is doing more work than the white kids, if this is a reflection of modern America
>>768948548
The only reasonable answer is B. Unless there is further information, B made the flute using their own resources including labor and materials.
No one else has any claim whatsoever on the object unless B consents.
Additionally, this has no bearing on greater society because that is infinitely more complicated than a kid scrounging around in the woods to make a flute and two other cunts trying to steal it.
>>768948548
> Which one would give it to you
All of them, for 2 hours each, once a day in exchange for food.... Then I put them back in the basement
>>768964182
Would you get them to use it in...other ways
>>768964068
Don't bother, stupid fucking commies don't think
More context would be nice. Are you a teacher of their and this problem is in class? Did student B make the flute at home with her family's help? Or did she make it at school with school materials? Why is sharing the flute not an option? Not because of a communism aspect but if this is a school shouldn't you be encouraging them to share as well as encourage the one who knows how to play it teach the other two? As for student C, being poor does not matter as much in school as the school should be providing what ever is necessary for learning. These are just a few things I would need to know before I could give an answer.
>>768964164
Except YOU, the Ruler in this story. You're obviously in charge of who gets the flute, by divine mandate.
Do you give it back to its pitiful craftswoman? Or do you keep the sweet glory of the flute for yourself?
>>768948548
ITT Jerusalem is a flute.
>>768964275
I k ow, worrying sometimes how dumb people can be
>>768964246
Hey, OP decided to say "it" instead of "the flute"
I'm interpretating the question how I want.
In this case...I may have names my penis "it"
>>768964328
If you are a just ruler you stick with B. If you're an entitled shit you give it to C. If your an elitist fuck you give it to A.
>>768964348
Palestinians can go fuck themselves to death with a cactus. End of that discussion.
>>768960838
P R O V I D E D T H E R E S O U R C E S
>>768960255
You must not be very bright if you don't get this metaphor
>>768964385
Maby u cud use the flute like a penis and get the other one to use it
>>768953536
> u
dense
> mo>
fo
>>768964348
Wrong board mate
>>768948548
>>768955326
that's a dude,
> rigth
left
>>768958064
But it's child B's right to sell it...
She made it you fucking dink
>>768953484
Loled
>>768964417
found the zionist fascist
>>768958064
Did u have a stroke while u wrote that
B offers to pay C to use the flute on him and video it then sell the video to A.
Win-win
>>768960838
Because they're contracted to make it in return for money? Its not their property. If you wrote your own code at home it would be yours to do with as you please, just like the flute is child B's. It's implied that she made it for herself because she's white and white kids live in civilized countries and cant have jobs
>>768963883
> from nowhere
a
> wild
baby appeard
>>768961683
No it's not, this VER CLEARLY a metaphor for Communism
>>768964861
And then nigger c turns up with her hand out
>>768948548
b made it b owns it
None, I steal the flute to control cobras the spit and bite niggers to deatg
>>768948826
B is still communism. It's a shifty jew trick question. They want to imply workers don't keep the spoils of their effort
>>768964407
ooh... correct use of conditionals. Answers without answering. I like this /b/tard.
>>768965006
Shes not a worker she's a child
>>768954748
Ya that dudes joking, he's clearly an anti-commie hero
>>768964814
Ein bisschen frieden, mutti.
Think about it.
>>768949303
Does that mean the garage I run and own by myself is a socialist business?
>>768954606
Exactly bro, that's y I fuck ur girl kek
>>768965006
Mmmm. B is communism, that is clear.
C is socialism.
And A is technocracy, where the most competent get control of the flutes of the world.
>>768965187
It's just moving back and fourth quickly, not actually going on any direction really
>>768954403
You fucking idiot, capitalism is letting B keep the flute, she made, and giving her the option of selling it to the others
>>768965187
If you move your eyes to the left it goes left and vice versa.
>>768954003
But your the government in this scenario, they signed the social contract, now it's your responsibility to protect them from each other, you can't just let one steal from the others. In this scenario you are an adult, in the real world (you) are the full force of the government.
>>768953795
True Communism
>>768964326
Right answer but
>4chan
>nuance
Pick 1
>>768965039
You were supposed to notice that I used all forms of your, that's the takeaway.
>>768959674
the recorder has been known as flute for longer than the flute.
also, it aint record shit
>>768965322
Aaah, but do we let her keep the money?
We do need taxes to pay for roads, healthcare, education and all that. I say we should let her keep about half of what she sells the flute for and if she doesnt sell it we need to tax her a little for owning a flute.
>>768953503
This post is about Communism vs capitalism
>>768965639
A recorder is a tape-machine. Death to anyone who thinks otherwise!
>>768948548
child b
its her flute, you litterally cant change my mind
>>768953503
And yes, C is Communism.....
And I don't think feminism in its current state is exactly Communism, so that anon calling names is retarded
>>768948548
flute goes to B
>>768965674
Maybe that was what they thought they were playing out, but 3 children doing something with no context isn't a good enough example to decide what system you think is superior.
B is the only just answer given the situation, regardless of whatever political system you favor.
>>768965289
How is B Communism? It's clearly free trade capitalism
Child A/B depending on your vantage point, probably child A though.
>>768965770
It's also a term for a judge and the name of a newspaper
>>768965922
Child B made it, child A did not, you have NO right to take it from B, if B WANTS to sell it to A she can
B what is the question even? Like she made it with the materials she got, thus she is the rightful owner.
>>768965913
Notice that she did provide the materials, but not the tools and machines used.
Giving the flute to B lets the worker have control of the means of production, which is communism.
Capitalism is having the worker produce for the factorys owner, the mysterious child D in this scenario.
>>768965901
If you are a communist retard you will say give the flute to child C
>>768948548
B motherfucker
>>768965901
>to each according to their need
No, it really is just about communism.
Implying children that age would possess that kind of vocabulary loooool
>>768965658
Ack, you got me, but the government does provide some essential services that would not be ideal to be given by private companies
>>768966154
If you were a reasonable communist (if that were possible) you should still give it to B, since there's no overarching structure to this situation.
It's supposed to be some sort of "gotcha!" question but since there's no context or enough information it's just 2 kids trying to steal a flute from its maker.
>>768966137
>pulling tools and machines out of your ass
They aren't in the equation. B is the sole contributor to the production of the flute.
Child D
>>768966391
"2 kids trying to steal a (product that can be sold) from its maker"
Sounds like Communism to me
>>768966391
Replace flute with bread and its communism. The only difference is that object in question is a luxury item.
>>768965797
wrong
see >>768964716
>>768966048
But you are democratically elected to distribute flutes!
You cant let fatcats like B get away with not providing for the needy C's of the world.
>>768966561
The bread is made from wheat grown on state land. We don't know where this kid got the wood and materials from. If we are currently in a pure communist system and they got the materials from state land then you can probably apply communist doctrine to the situation.
We don't have any of that information, just 2 shits trying to snatch a flute and giving selfish reasons.
>>768966576
Nope the government is in place to protect all 3 from each other, and protect their property, that's why C can't just take it if he happened to be bigger than B
Government is in place to protect my liberty and property, not steal from me
>>768966576
If it were a communist system then yes, I'd be elected to redistribute flutes, but luckily people realize how retarded Communism is and it's dying
>>768966561
A is better at eating bread?
Que?
>>768966545
Sure, but without context we can't know if they are in a communist system. Even if you are a communist exerting your system on others who are not part is wrong to do.
>>768966993
In this scenario they are in no system you are the government, if you choose C then your running a communist gig, If you choose B you probably have a free trade capitalist system going on
>>768967217
>You choose the system right there
>>768966804
Your government is very different from mine.
>>768948548
Why are these children yielding to an external authority? Who is this entity that deprived B of her property and then is making an arbitrary decision regarding said property.
Why the fuck are we not teaching kids about personal LIBERTY?!!!
Child B is entitled the flute or proceeds from its sale to child A. Child A and C have no basis by which to file a claim on property that is not theirs.
>>768966765
The communist state has no land or means of production it didn't first seize from someone else. It's the exact same scenario.
>>768966991
Of course it's possible. Are you retarded?
>>768967322
USA Motherfucker I'm gonna defend the Constitution as long as I live :)
>>768967217
You are equating these to systems of government rather than rights of possession. No government has the right to deny you what is intrinsically yours. Doing so renders that gov illegitimate.
>>768967436
Um, ya, this is a metaphor for why Communism is bad.... You answered correct
>>768967217
If you are choosing the system from this simplistic scenario then you are doing it wrong.
In real scenarios there's much more complexity, which requires a lot more nuance than "give the flute to one of the kids".
That's the core of my argument, if you are trying to exert your government philosophy on a small group of 3 children then you are a tyrant.
For example to exert the philosophy of a regulated captialist society, i'd have do investigate where B got the wood and materials from, ensure they didn't damage the environment to do so, then consult with A about flute regulations and usage, take a small bribe from A to get B to sell it to A cheap or else i'll crack down on B's ability to cut forests down for more flutes. Then convince C I made the right choice and what a great person I am.
But giving the flute back to B is the right choice given the situation regardless of what governmental system you enjoy.
>>768967674
I'm very, very drunk.
>>768967436
The external authority is the government with the full might of its respective army, there is no option but to yield
I would like to give the flute to child A, but child B it's the right option.
>>768967436
Ostensibly you are larger and they have little choice but to capitulate to your greater size and wisdom. There's a direct implication they will abide by your decision.
>>768967773
I mean, a communist government will, but we are agreed, communist government's are illegitimate
>>768948548
B makes flute, A plays it, C becomes an agent. Profit is shared. C's poverty is used as an excuse for tax cuts if that's a necessity.
Children b. It's her possesion, end of story.
>>768967858
This does not sound like an ideal capitalist system :/
:(
>>768967773
So if a government repackages a quarter of my paycheck into welfare for niggers, it's illegitimate?
>>768968191
No system is ideal, friend.
>>768968274
True, the not so ideal version of Communism or socialism is everyone just starves tho
>>768968364
The real version, in other words. It's more than just starvation, successful people and dissidents are murdered en masse, ensuring that the society can never succeed.
>>768968274
A mixture of socialism and capitalism has been the best so far. Been working for us Americans. And there's actually socialist businesses.
>>768948548
I wouldn't interfere. Let them fight for it, the one who wins gets the flute.
>>768968752
A regulated capitalist structure with a socialist saftey net seems to be working best. It is by no means ideal, though.
This has been one of the best threads in a long time. But now its late and im tired.
Good night, faggots.
>>768948548
Child B should have it, she made it
>>768948826
fpbp
>>768948548
Take it away and ground all 3.
