/tldr: Someone kicked my dog to death and I want revenge, I will get it. (not a personal army request)
So /b I have a story and reason for revenge, and I want it served cold.
My loyal compainion of 18 years a Belgian sheppard was kicked to death by a neighboor of my dads. Now he has already been attacked and car wrecked etc but its not finished there, I want true cold and calculated revenge, so that when he hears the wind rustle the tree's he starts to quake.
I have his name : Leroen Lammers
His address: 25 Heksenkruidlaan Eindhoven
but not a photo of him yet, because FB shaming is also going to happen,
so /brethern, what can I do , Any idea's any tips, how I can turn this mans life into a misery for all time. (Yes I will break laws to do this)
When the girlfriend of my father knocked on their door, she was told to "zoek het uit" basically fuck off by the wife, so shes on the list too.
I have Facebooked him, couldnt find anything and linkelen or whatever its called, He's in his 40's has a brown dog. Any advice on how I can get as much dirt like his job etc, I want to appear in the most random fucking places and mind fuck him, and then when he is truly a broke man, then I will start the pysical attacks, oh, was thinking of just straight molotoving his house, but is that too much too quick?
>>768945134
Why did he do that? Let me guess: the dog was barking day and night and your father did nothing about that. The guy went nuts and killed the dog. Fair enough.
I am quite sure this is what happened. People like you always drop a part of the story
I just took down all this info and reported it to the authorities. You're an idiot for incriminating yourself in a public place. Idiot
>>768945134
People that let their dog bark are a nuisance.
Jeroen Lammers I mean, fucking dutch names.
Your gay little story does not convince me. Give me evidence it happened and you may be rewarded with a big gift though.
>>768945299
Mate, warn Mr Lammers too that the son of his neighbor is willing to molotov his house.
Print this screen and send him.
I feel bad for you, and hope you at least feel some sense of justice after losing a companion of 18 years. I'm not going to give you any advice though; we are being monitored after all. But I do wish you luck on any future endeavors.
nope, didnt bark, didnt do fuck all, hes 18 and a sheppard, all he could do was walk and run a bit still, but the fact he was gentle soul , had his last minutes in fear and pain because a fucking autist kicks a dog in the dogs own front fucking garden (no fenses)
trow alot of shit onto his roof and wait for the infestations
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It says it on the website, Stories true, maybe the revenge part is just to get fools like you to freak him out further when the police visit to warn him, and warn me. lol maybe its not.
>>768945590
this
maybe buy some termites and place them on the house at night
>>768945784
If I knew how to get termites and not sure how good they are in this country, but still. Nature fighting nature, sounds good.
>>768945134
Zal mij benieuwen of OP genoeg ballen heeft om daadwerkelijk iets te doen. OP als je iets van plan ben doe iets orgineels. Ik houd omroep brabant en nu.nl in de gaten, just incase.
>>768945533
>dog in the dogs own front fucking garden (no fenses)
Why wasn't it behind a fence? There's obviously more than what you're letting on. Dog owners are so delusional that they can't possibly imagine their dog did something wrong.
>>768945781
>artistic
autistic
FTFY
>>768945134
Get one of these. Place it outside hes door and knock. Run away and wait.
>>768945878
Ik weet alleen dit, als iets zijn huis of hem overkomt, zijn er genoeg mensen al dat hem goed willen pakken dat als het in de krant,omrpeop etc dat het niet perse mij hoeft te zijn. Maar dit wordt niet gelaten, dat kan je zeker weten, want was echt gewoon koud bloed moord op de hond,
also, last time I ever come here, this was a place for true answers to all questions, its not just reddit for emo's. Jammer
houdt het wel en de gaat
Have your friends mail him large sex toys. Like thousands of cheep ones.
Epoxy his windows closed
Splash white resin on his house windows (its a bitch to get off)
Cause mild annoyances until he either kills himself or moves away
>>768946140
This is the b i remember. Yes, Good advice, small things that make life just that bit more unbearable
>>768945934
>Dog owners are so delusional that they can't possibly imagine their dog did something wrong.
This. I bet the dog was a nuisance until the neighbor went mad and put an end to it.
Nobody kills the next door dog without a good reason. NOBODY.
The problem with repeatedly fucking with his house or property; is eventually he's going to catch on and get cameras; or a neighbor will without a doubt eventually see you and report it.
If you want to ruin someones life properly; without just blowing there legs off or hacking there banks, it takes time and dedication. I don't think you have the will or desire to do this. I think within 2 months your rage will have subsided significantly.
>>768946099
Daarom wil ik dat je iets orgineel flikt/laat flikken. Als het gek genoeg haalt het de media wel.
>>768946289
I believed this too, untill it fucking happened. You tard
fabook/jrnlmmrs
keep us updated anon
>>768945134
Order some cans of swedish surstromming. Open them and throw through an open window if possible. That stench is horrible
>>768946325
Nah, ill have the follow through, its just like you said, people will cop on, cameras etc.. then the attack has to move further afield, I've also enough savings to keep rent and shit paid for a good while if I do go to prison over actions that may or may not be taken.
(maybe all this is to blow off steam)
>>768946470
>fabook/jrnlmmrs
I will, does anyone want too check thats a real profile and not some sjw trying to get my IP
>>768945519
Thank you
Ok here's how you should get revenge based on being Dutch
>put on your clogs
>polka over to his house late at night with your own accordion
>keep doing the polka
>it's the Dutch weakness, he will join in
>out polka him to prove your dominance
>rape and behead him once he's fatigued
>blame rapefugees
>>768946620
jrnlmmrs isnt him, already seen that profile
>>768946933
Thank you for a genuine laugh in shit times!
>>768946984
He's married
>>768946933
>>768945134
just beat the fuck out of him with your fists.
hopefully that gives you some relief, and then forget about it.
why waste your time on this shit.
your doggo wouldn't want you to go to jail.
Eighteen years? How old can they become?
Friend of me have a Belgium Shepherd- and this asshole is barking for seeing ghosts. Most time he is okay - the dog - but 8 years longer?
Fuck
>>768947221
Yeah people have been saying that to me as well, fuck me he was old, and he was. Thats not the point, point is he died on some random cunts terms with fear and pain, rather than on his own.
>>768945134
>My loyal compainion of 18 years
The dog was 18 years old? Anon I hate to break it to you but that dog was old af.
>>768947184
This, Its the jail sentence I'm worried about, its not about the time, its about the amount of time, just wouldnt want to get a sentence longer than my savings and can for the house and shit.
Not going to make my life go backwards in my endeaver to do his in. Catch my drift, so beating the shit out of him is like option number one, and he's already been got a few times by different people we know, but Im worried Ill have one of my "black outs" and end up just hurting his feelings a little too much
>>768945134
Just kill him man, beat the shit out of him till he dies and then try to get doodslag ipv moord. Met een paar jaar ben je alweer uit de bak.
Just burn down his house. It is worth the jail time. I have a well trained and fully obient dog. If anyone did anything to him id pay a thug to burn down the persons house.
>>768947367
I know, sure he was on his way out. A hard wind might of killed him for fuck sake, but still not the piont to in my eyes,
Foolish thing about it all, no one seen the kick, he fucking admited to kicking the dog, had he said nothing he wouldnt be so fucked as he is.
Report him for possession of child pornography.
Tip off the media.
Doesn't matter that it's not true.
The investigation alone will ruin his life.
>>768947530
Thats where I went too straight away, only since its so fresh, there's like 4 of us that are basically going to be the first arressted once shit goes down.
so i want to fb shame him so the chance that there are more people that it could of been keeps can argue reasonble doubt that it had to be one of us etc
>>768947629
That's kinda what I mean though, right? You know for sure this dog got kicked though? Like, there's a wound? You sure this dog didn't just pass in the night?
>>768947509
Ik heb en vrouw en zo, kinderen etc. Paar jaar is het als alleen stande man wel waard, maar niet voor de klientjes
>>768947325
I don't know the condition of your dog, but isn't 15 years - for a shepherd- the time when all fucks up? The kidneys, the eyes, the ears and so on?
Have you missed the chance to let him sleep (forever) ?
>>768947897
Bestel anders dat zelfmoordpoeder, hou een bbq of feestje, nodig hem uit en stop het in z'n drinken. Of breek in z'n huis en stop het in z'n drinken.
>>768947828
He admitted himself for kicking the dog, thats why I think hes a bit of an autist, cause who admits to kicking and killing an old dog, especially to a family that are known for not going to the police with problems.
>>768947914
Anon, some dogs can grow very old and healthy enough to be able to enjoy life still. Don't just assume any dog >15 years needs to die.
>>768948012
I dunno man I think you're asking for more trouble than it's worth and if the guy's a retard he may just say shit that's not even true.
I would honestly start by doing weird stuff. Find a outfit thats almost creepy. Dark black robes, hooded. Paint your face with some face paint too. then just stand outside his house at night holding an axe. Make sure he see's you.
Break into his house and disrupt stuff. Put laxatives in all his food and drink.
Then one day when he's not expecting it. Break his wifes legs. Like really breaak them, snap the bones from the skin, use something blunt like a club hammer and your feet. Break her hands too.
Leave it months.
Then cut off his fingertips.
Etc etc
OR
Rape him. Buy a large strapon and rape him with it aggressivly. Make the fucker your bitch. Cut his dick off. too. Buy a new dog and feed it to the dog infront of him
>>768947914
He was suprisingly healthy for his age, he had a few bumps that Im sure where going to be the end of his life, but he still wanted to chase the ball, he eat food, drank, looked for love, gave it back. the odd night terror that he hadnt before, but he was lucky to have an owner that brought him to the woods at least twice a day. and moved to a bunglelow for his own and the dogs legs.
>>768945134
Start shitting on his lawn
>>768945134
>Leroen Lammers
He's been punished enough mate
>>768948148
tbh those night-terrors you're describing. Hoe zag dat eruit / wat gebeurde er? Mijn hond kreeg uiteindelijk epileptische aanvallen, pas later besefte ik dat zijn nachtmerries eigenlijk aanvallen waren. Het kan best zijn dat de hond, of het nou door een schop kwam of niet, een bloedprop of hersenprop had die is losgeschoten waardoor hij is overleden. Natuurlijk is je buurman een gigantische klootzak, maar misschien lag het toch in ieder geval niet geheel aan hem.
>>768948139
See thats my biggest problem, is from a prior case the police have my DNA on file (its quite common here if convicted of a violent offence) so breaking into his home is out of the question unless im invited in somehow and have a reason,
I mean, I will get revenge, but ive spent a live time of keeping out of jail, I plan to keep it that way,
but I do want a prolonged mental torture till he fucking breaks, and I know myself that eventually Ill just end up knocking him the fuck out. but it doesnt feel enough, you know, to just hurt him
>>768948148
Sad to hear.
>>768948323
Dat is ook wel waar , het kon zo zijn, de einde was er toch zo, 100% maar dat hij schrijk en pijn (hem nooit en klap moeten geven of zo, hij had en zacht leven voor en zacht hond, en dat zijn einde was zo tegen over gesteld. dat maakt mij juist zo gek
>>768948468
Nee snap ik, tuurlijk. Maar misschien is het een troost.
Waarom is je Engels trouwens stukken beter dan je Nederlands?
>>768945134
Leroen? Bedoel je geen Jeroen, autist?
>>768948468
Jij schrijft Nederlands zoals een achterlijke turk spreekt.
>>768948577
Een typfoutje maakt je meteen autist
>>768947646
This
>>768948577
Ik heb het al gezegt dat ik het eerst fout schreef,
Heb lang in het buiten land gebleeven, nooit hier op school, maar wel in Engels, daarom
>>768945265
>has a brown dog
Dog needs taking and rehoming with someone who doesnt kick dogs to death
>>768946099
Wtf..You ain’t Dutch/Belgian. Dit is gewoon klinklare Google-translate! Why de fuck deze nepshit? Loser!
>>768948630
Ik ben hier nog nooit op school geweest, ik kan nederlands veel beter praten dan schrijven, maar ik probeer het wel, maar ben geen turk/marrocan, ben van nederlands en engels afkomst.
but id rather keep it in engish anyway
>>768948701
Je zit op een engelstalige website oetlul, schrijf dan engels in plaats van de mongool te willen uithangen in het nederlands.
>>768948722
Thank you actually, that didnt even accure to me in my anger, animal welfare on his case.
>>768948844
tbh begonnen wij met Nederlands praten volgens mij.
>>768948630
Haha..En hoe! Dit maakte mij wel aan het lachen! Ik heb het gewoon hardop gelezen met een Turks accent! Zeker de moeite waard!
>>768948844
Says the troll typing dutch.
feeding stopped
>>768948906
This is 100% true and I tried to type back,
Fact that I cant write Dutch well has no bearing on the situation except for OCD people like grammar Nazi's etc,
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>>768948968
His Dutch is perfectly fine.Op’s ‘Dutch’ isn’t. So this isn’t trolling, this is giving Some good advice. Allright, mister internethero? Daarnaast is correct Nederlandse typen,dan wel schrijven grammaticaal gezien nog een hele klus!
>>768945134
There is no excuse to kill someone’s pet. All animals on this planet are innocent creatures. The humans are the ones who should be kicked to death. Start slow and build it up. Start subscribing gay/shemale magazines under his name and address. Then get them sent to his job. I’d probably skip all that and just kick him to death really.
>>768949099
Dont worry about it, some faggots here believe that everything that's not normal must automatically be fake.
>>768945134
Slowly introduce table salt to his lawn till it’s dead. Fill a squirt bottle with power steering fluid and squirt on his car and house or anything he leaves outside
>>768949305
what does power steering fluid do to things in this regard?
>>768945134
>y those have $0!!?
>>768945134
Wat een teringlijer, but Op, i got you.
Dress up like a trap, go to his house and have him fuck you in the ass. Make sure to tape everything and then spread the tape around succesfully exposing him for his homosexuality.
The shame will make him flee the town and you'll have your perfect revenge.
pic related is a trap and Eindhoven is filled with traps, op, i'm jealous.
>>768949409
I'm wondering this as well.
I'm thinking you can also use bleach.
>>768949409
Hydraulic fluid eats away at paintwork and windscreen/window seals...
Not sure if it'd do any damage to a catalytic converter, but that might also be worth looking at.
>>768945134
Have you reported his crime to the police? What did they say?
>>768950437
Police won't do shit. There's no evidence (even though the neighbour says he did it now, it won't stand in court), kicking/killing a dog is considered just 'destruction of property' in Dutch law.
slowly fuck his house up.
1. buy weed killer - spray his lawn ( front and back, but more his front because thats important to a lot of people in the netherlands for some fuckin reason )
2. what the other dude said, epoxy his windows closed.
3. spraypaint his windows
4. ( this happened to me ) get a fuckton of rugs, like fabric rugs ( heavy ones ) and dump them all over his garden then light them on fire
5. pour frying oil all over his front steps/porch
6. go full we need to talk about kevin and dump red paint on his car
7. stab his tires on a sunday night
8. buy cockroaches at a pet store, and introduce them into his house ( nederland heeft een goede climaat voor ze over het algemeen alleen ze sterven in koude winters uit maar nu is het opsich wel warm dus kan het )
9. als je aan zee woont zou ik ( seagulls? mijn nederlands is pokke slecht ff ) allemaal voeren zodat ze over zn huis heen schijten
10. if you have a friend that wants to help, straightup just break in and steal his front door.
11. epoxy his front door closed
12. put holes in wooden parts of his house ( most houses are brick in the netherlands so im assuming thats what he has ) this includes doors, doorframes, windowframes, gates. anything like that
13. cover all wooden parts of his house with nails/staples
14. throw a mannequin through his window at night.
15. camp him with an airsoft gun ( not close by at all, shoot from further away as to annoy him)
16. throw turpentine over his front door/back door
17. if his electric box is outside i would consider breaking it
18. if he has a garage, paint the door some fucking ugly color
19. pour potting soil over his front porch/front steps
20. pour honey on his front porch/front steps
21. pour glitter on his front porch/front steps
22. buy wigs and throw them on his roof
23. buy second hand clothing and throw them on his roof
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>>768949788
Is your Satelite internet connection any good, Harold?