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>>768941025
Unless there is a sex scene, who the fuck cares?
fucking kek
>>768941025
That's just code for "he beats his meat to tranny porn".
>>768941025
I don’t even know what that means
Nothing wrong with the essence of it, only the fact that it's an unnecessary and pandering retcon.
>>768941221
He would fuck a male wookie just as much as a human woman or a hutt.
looks like there taking a page of J.K Rowlings approach to writing
>>768941025
We are going to erase so many movies from history when the day of the rope arrives. All of this pathetic and disgusting propaganda will have been for nothing.
Pan isn't cool with the tumblrati anymore - it implies that bisexuals exclude trans people by default.
We're therefore looking at a mildly increased chance of frothing backlash, however odds are still low due to nobody giving a fuck about the new star wars.
2018 is pathetic. in the future, people will be looking at transexual operations as they do Lobotomies today.
>>768941025
why is who lando is attracted to relevant at all
>>768941025
You think that's bad, han is no closeted bi-curious.
And the actor says HOW enamoring it is to reach lgbtbbq socs .
Episodes 1-6 are the only Star Wars films
>>768941257
It's not really a retcon, since it was never explicitly stated that he is straight.
But there is no need to state that. In fact, there is never a reason to state your sexuality, not unless somebody is hitting on you.
As far as fans are concerned - even if they said he's asexual and has no genitalia, people would still write gay, straight and interspecies fan fiction alike. Official statement makes no difference.
>>768941025
everything after the original trilogy was a mistake
>>768941386
>day of the rope
Shut the fuck up, loser. You aren’t gonna do shit.
>>768941025
and its a good thing!
> important news flash
> le smug nigger fucks water melons
> o rly?
>>768941573
I shouldn't have raped your mother that night
>>768941025
them why didn't he try to fuck chewie
>>768941530
Fuck you. 4,5 and 6 are the only star wars movies
>>768941533
I suppose the fact that the blackness of the character exists only for the purpose of social justice renders another addition of contemporary minority representation appropriate.
>>768941533
This. He’s a fictional character. He can be whatever you want him to be. Only autistic faggots care about the vermisimilitude of a character in a children’s movie.
You faggots need to grow up.
>>768941681
No fuck you man. I AM THE SENATE.
>>768941417
I think children are viewing adults as incredibly retarded and im confident they're receiving a good example atm of how not live their life
nah
>>768941753
Mesa so sworry
>>768941025
Disney sucks, they fucking ruin everything they touch.
>>768941025
Neat! So he's both token black and token queer. Thats convenient.
>>768941806
Kek
>>768941694
>blackness of the character exists only for the purpose of social justice
Wut? The character was created over 30 years ago, dipshit.
>>768941840
And he was already a token
>>768941681
You’re really defensive about a bunch of children’s movies. Why?
>>768941025
well.. if Lando was anything, it probably was a swinger and party animal. so I could see that, but I doubt those would be Lucas' description of his character.
>>768941896
>dur, only white people exist in the Star Wars universe, durrr
You’re retarded
>>768941840
>only black man in the galaxy
>>768941981
No, just fifty shades of greys
>>768941919
CHILDRENS MOVIES!!!
I'll murder you in your sleep for calling these modern classics that! GRAAAAAAQAAAAA!
What's with the modern obsession with sexualising everything? What's wrong with the time tested method of keeping your perversions to yourself?
>>768941025
Thoughts? You're an uninteresting lazy fat faggot piece of shit that I personally wish was dead so this world could have just one more tiny little speck of hope that not every fucktard born in the past ten years isn't just a waste of sperm eggs joy lube spit happiness or anything else that might interact with the real world piece of shit that just rolls it fat fuck self over to post on 4chan because their virginity has their dick super glued inside of an elmo onesie worn by James corden
>>768942069
Holy based
>>768942001
and he's a faggot
>>768941025
Who the fuck cares? Who cares about any of this?
>>768941619
The whole seling them out to the empire thing and giving Chewie sonic torture kinda put a damper on Chewies return affections
>>768941386
That movie was fucking terrible.
>>768941025
AND THATS A GOOD THING
>>768942069
69 of rage
>>768941025
Michelle Obama spilling the progressive beans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22PtgmB2Rys
Glenn Beck spent a lot of time warning about this... everyone called him crazy. He warned about marriage, gender, and the family coming under attack, and it being pushed through the media and Hollywood.
They called him crazy in 2008. 10 years later, and take a look around.
>>768942078
Back in my day men didn't even sleep in the same bed as their wife and only copulated to populate the planet
And they didn't enjoy it dammit!
>>768942069
>modern classics
cringe
>>768941114
You cuck. Our country is being ass fucked by these faggots and youre the problem because " if it doesn't affect me directly then idc". You piece of shit
>>768942078
People go nuts, start raping kids and collect guns for murder sprees.
>I'm a male
>i like to fuck wimen
[spoiler]i would if i had the opportunity[/spoiler]
what I am?
>>768942237
Is this subliminal messaging?
>>768942190
man-children with autism. That’s it
>>768941302
Fucking lost.
Just your common everyday bioleninism
>>768942263
Glen Beck is a stupid faggot and I’m glad he’s going bankrupt. Fuck him
>>768941533
It's Billy Dee fucking WILLIAMS you pretentious faggot. OF COURSE he's all about the vag. There is no other explanation required.
>>768942312
A virgin?
>>768942312
incel
>>768942414
but i'm not
>>768942306
So the answer is to perverted from as young as possible? These goddamn SJWs gonna fuck up the next generation.
>>768942294
No it’s not. You need to get off /pol/ and leave the basement, loser.
>>768941751
>vermisimilitude
The simple fact that you misspelled the word shows how much of a fucking keyboard intellectual you really are. Fuck off cocksmoke
>>768942455
>incel
a new term?
>>768942294
Fuck oath. Fucking cunts gotta fuck off.
>>768942487
I give up, I'm bad at riddles
>>768942552
It's the thought that counts mate.
>>768942505
>These goddamn SJWs gonna fuck up the next generation.
>*spends all day on a a Trap/Furry/Cock Rate message board*
So what happened to you?
>>768941817
Been saying that since they bought the franchise. I haven't bothered watching anything from star wars since the death star sprouted mouse ears.
>>768942505
Dear lord, people are gonna have sex if they want to without worrying what anyone thinks? If I couldn't have that, they shall not either! Where did I put my bible, time to thump it!
>>768941360
Hahaha fucking this
"Dumbledore ? Oh uhh HES GAY."
"It's cannon that Hermione has brown hair, uhh SHE COULD BE BLACK!"
>>768942552
>pedantry
Great argument there, faggot.
>>768941025
IDGAF
>>768942647
Well shit, yeah, but I know what's normal and what's fucked up 4chan shit, like I knew normal first. So I'm alright, right?
>>768941257
This is silly. Lando was obviously ospen to fuck whatever....all the way back when Billy Dee Williams played him. That was never a "straight" character. It is completely dumb to think that he has been retconned to pander to liberal ideals.
Star wars has always been about liberal ideals, fighting fascism and oppression. Conserative douchebags suddenly got all pissed off at the newer Star Wars movies as speaking out against their style of political flavor. They have always done this. The difference is, back in the late 70's and early 80's the average American understood that Fascism was a bad thing and must be fought. Fast forward to today, and a massive percentage of the population has forgotten what life is about and betrayed their core value system for one that tears down goodness and compassion, huma jty and love
>>768942647
Daddy hugged me too much
>>768942676
Consenting sex is sex, no one gives a fuck what happens behind closed doors. Disney pushing SJW propaganda on mainstream movies for children is a different story.
>>768942157
according to the article, pansexual.
>>768942753
Fucking liberals...it really is a mental disorder
>>768942408
Pretty much this.
>>768942753
Holy fuckin SOY
>>768941025
i'm so fucking sick of these people
>>768942407
Arguments like those are why you are losing... which is why you are so angry.
Stay poor. Keep voting for change, and hoping the rich will give you money.
>>768942925
>pansexual
exactly, a faggot. if you fuck anything but chicks, that means you fuck guys. if you fuck guys, you are, in fact, a faggot.
>>768943032
So you fucking your flashlight makes you a faggot right?
>>768942753
Have fun raising your wife's boyfriend's kid, faggot.
>>768941025
theres no way this is real
>>768943098
I'm so manly I fuck regular flashlights
>>768943009
>Stay poor
Pretty soon I’ll be worth more than Glenn.
If he’s so smart and great, why is he quickly going bankrupt?
>>768943098
Just like you rubbing that clipping of a furry suit on your dick at night makes you one. So I guess everyone on /b/ is a faggot. Your point?
>>768941025
Why is sexual orientation such a big deal?
Who the fuck really cares?
>>768943184
Lol c'mon dignify this with straighteness, flashlight implies anal insertion
>>768943176
holy shit this is a real thing. I've been a Star Wars fan my entire life. its been such an integral part of my childhood. BUT IM FUCKING DONE.
>>768941025
I don't know what that means other than it's going to hell and I can accept that.
>ITT getting triggered by words
You snowflakes really need to hang yourselves.
I hope the North Korean - US peace summit fails and we have nuclear war and everyone dies. That would be the best course of action for this shit world at this point.
>>768943313
Welcome to adulthood.
Holy shit I fucking pray this isn't real
>>768943378
Yellowstone needs to hurry the fuck up
>>768943313
>its been such an integral part of my childhood.
>says a man likely in his 30s
I think it’s about time you grew up, faggot. Star Wars are, and always have been, children’s movies.
>>768943167
I'm not even sure why I laughed at this.
>>768943378
because people are finally realizing they aren't constrained by social constructs any more? DP drill and spill oil across the world and nations flood the ocean with radioactive waste, but trannys are the end of humanity for you?
>>768943462
I have this picture of him as a fat Eric Foreman sitting in Red's basement still playing with his darth vader toy with the green light saber.
>>768943277
Its more frustration that hollywood and the liberal elite keep trying to force this shit down everyones throat. All black heroes, all white villains. Women in control of mouse like men. gotta make sure theres at least a few gays and trans in there too. For fuck sake Achilles is a black dude in the new Troy series. Read some mythology and tell me how that works...
>>768943411
fucking THIS!
>>768943590
>For fuck sake Achilles is a black dude in the new Troy series. Read some mythology and tell me how that works...
It doesn't. And as far as I know, that series was fucking panned almost unanimously.
>>768943590
>oh noes
>my fictional characters aren't normal enough or white enough for me
achilles was a fucking demigod from the Mediterranean, he's about as white as he is black. shut the fuck up.
>>768941025
If that's what you gotta be to fuck aliens
>>768943704
except he was described as having flowing golden hair, and bright blue eyes by Homer. Do us all a favor, and read before you comment.
>>768942341
It's more like superliminal messaging.
>>768943812
lol okay. so, where does he describe his skin color?
>>768941208
Correction: "space-tranny porn"
>>768943313
Replace “Star Wars” with “Brave Little Toaster” and realize how silly you sound.
They’re kids’ movies, faggot
>>768943908
but the brave little toaster was actually a good film.
>>768943812
Umm... no sweetie, that's way too problematic.
>>768943867
Haha...youre a jack-ass
>>768943812
Except that Homer didn't fucking create Achilles or his tropes. Descriptions that survived do not always represent what would've been considered culturally normal representations or past representations. Arthurian Legend is a good representation of this.
>>768943932
You think the kid fucked the toaster and that's the reason he wants to reunite with him?
>>768943704
How about we have brad pitt play jackie robinsion in a new movie. we can make all of the old MLB players black and have a white jackie break the color barrier....
>>768944070
That's disrespectful, he's white
>>768943932
Sure, but I’m not obsessed with it as an adult
>>768944039
Achilles has always been a white dude with blonde hair. Until white guilt, SJW 21st century hollywood decided to fuck it up.
>>768941114
non faggots care. go suck cocks you LGGBTALFJSAROJGSINGVSDLKNGSDKLNGSLA BASTARD
>>768943867
The son of a Myrmidon, and a Nereid? Oh yeah, he was totally the progenitor of Idris Elba...
>>768944173
Yeah because when you think of people from the mediterranean you think "white with blonde hair" k
>>768941025
>man in space fucks whatever he can get his hands on
Seems alright to me.
>Still watching movies in 2018
>>768942294
You don't have a lot going on, do you?
>>768941417
That's possible, yeah.
>>768944173
Really? Are you SURE about that? Because even into the 1850's well after writing might suggest his blonde hair and blue eyes (Which was NOT indicative of race in a lot of different ancient cultures) there is a ton of old artwork that says something entirely. There's a lot that does depict him as white with dusky hair, almost never blue eyes, and tons of old interpretations with dusky red locks and darker skin tones.
>>768944311
Before the Moorish invasion most of Spain was blonde. Blonde is a common hair color found in northern and western Italy. And was a highly sought out trait among the aristocracy of Rome for spouses.
>>768944490
>dusky red locks
And where in niggerdom do you find THAT particular trait?
>>768944311
You fucking libtards are missing the point...but thats not surprising.
>>768942237
fug, web "journalism" is complete shit
>>768942237
DOUBLEPLUSGOOD
the issue here is that people feel the need to voice these opinions, be pansexual, be a tranny, suck cocks, i don’t care but just keep it to yourself
>>768944611
By looking at artisting representations that clearly don't show blonde hair just because some part of surviving litterature states it even though these heroes went under tons of cultural shifts to specifically suit the areas their tale was told. Even in this depiction he's white but the point is you can't argue that he's ALWAYS been described as 'Blonde hair, blue eyed with white skin' because that's just not fucking true.
>>768941386
Oh yeah I'm just waiting for some fedora wearing fuckboy with a katana to roll up and lead his revolution of like the dozen people he considers to be okay.
>caring about kids movies
>caring about a fictional characters sexuality
Totally accurate, it just uses the language of SJWs instead of couching the description in story tropes. Lando is a suave hornball looking for power, adventure, and a good time. He doesn't have hangups, and doesn't ask questions. He's just looking for a little sumthin' sumthin'.
>>768944837
Where in any of those renditions, do you see him with black skin? So I ask again, where in niggerdom, do you find red hair?
>>768942237
>when they own all the media and dont even try to hide it anymore
>>768944922
>caring about a fictional characters sexuality
That’s precisely the issue though, why would the writers say this? It’s just pandering, pandering is never okay even for the sake of being inclusive, if people ought to be tolerant of things like this you can’t force it upon them, let them silently resent it
>>768944837
You fucks will argue about anything. When I think of Achilles, I dont think of a black dude...pretty sure Im not alone in that. When I think of Caesar Chavez, I think of a Mexican dude. When I think of Ghengis Khan I picture a Mongolian. The problem is portraying all heroes now a days as black men and all villains as white men to fit a liberal agenda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
>>768945149
Being a straight American doesnt mean we should go to pol you faggot. Have traps and leftists won this board?
>>768944527
All northerners have abit of either etruscan, roman, samonite, lucanian etc or berber/carthage blood(E.G. Watered down Terrones).
They came way before the moors, protip only blonde/red among them IS THE DIRTY KIND.
>>768941025
So what if the guy fucks kitchen ware?
>>768941025
Lando always struck me as a bi-sexual swinger. I don't know what the fuck sexually fluid pansexual is.
>>768941025
You know the screenwriter's name?:
>(((JOHNATHAN KASDAN)))
>>768945465
Back in the day /b/ was unaffiliated with either side. It was only with the invasion of newfag Trump supporters and some idiot oldfags that /b/ became blindly alt-right. Your comment wasn't something you'd find back in the day, when /b/ sucked but wasn't quite as shit. Because /b/ was for the lulz, not basement dwelling bitterness.
>>768941025
So, a faggot? W/e
>>768941025
>let's throw as many tolerance oriented buzz words into an already enjoyed and established franchise
Nothing to see here...
>>768941025
Well they've already ruined Star Wars so who gives a fuck? Also that actor is horrible, such a bad choice for the coolest black guy in Star Wars.
>>768945734
Nah nigger, my red hair comes from the Celts, Murmansk and Sami people. You can fuck off with your Moorish bullshit.
>>768941025
"Pansexuals" love everything, this includes chairs and sex robots. To ban sex robots discriminates against this group
>>768944318
It doesn't matter. If in one scene he had walked out of a bedroom with a 9 foot tall wookie warchief and a twilek girl I would have been fine, probably laughed a little. It's the fact that some asshole asked the question in order to let some fat, mentally ill fuck at home feel good about their hypersexual delusions, and the writer was enough of a corporate fuckwad to actually answer. I would have been okay if he even said that, "Lando loves all space holes", but nah. It had to be pansexual, it had to be so specifically catered to a specific demographic. The cat is out of the bag, we're not allowed to form our own ideas of who the character is, we have to be told every aspect of them in order to understand. The beauty of writing and movies before was the empty spaces in between that allowed our imaginations to run. Fucking ruined.
Lando would fuck anything. I honestly think this is the only time it'd ever fit.
>>768941025
Lando seemed like the party hard type. I can imagine billy D Williams indiscriminately dicking his way through 10 miles of hot endor jungle.
>>768947092
Could not agree more
>>768941025
This unironically pisses black people off
Seriously, what the fuck
>>768941208
underrated
>>768943908
Don't disrespect Brave Little Toaster, faggot.
It was an excellent movie, with more depth and maturity than Star Wars ever had.
Coincidentally, it also had insultingly bad sequels.
>>768941025
i knew it, first we let women vote, then niggers, now we have pansexuals, fuck all, i'm off to mars
>>768942294
I'm bisexual.
>>768947092
>it had to be so specifically catered to a specific demographic.
Your ranting is sooooo precious
>>768942237
wait, it's a good thing, thats the headline
fucking kekd
>>768941025
hes a nigger of course hes "pansexual"
>not sure if b8
>>768950514
you're faggot
>>768950631
That's not a rant, you daft bitch, that's a statement of my opinions on the matter of sociopolitical pandering and the loss of creativity in the only major field that actually requires it. You can keep enjoy you're recycled, albeit degenerating, filth and I'll continue to think you're a retard for abiding it.
panderingsexual?
>>768950869
like half gay, but whatver
If Lando were to hit on a bunch of people of different genders and species in the movie that would be showing rather than telling, and that would be good. And it might surprise you, heightening your interest while watching. But instead of leaving it at that, they had to advertise this information to the LGBTQ community to increase ticket sales from that demographic. This is marketing, and because it damages your viewing experience very slightly I would say that it's pandering.
>>768941751
Well Mark Hammil says that Luke Skywalker might be bisexual so....
Nobody tell /pol/ that Ben Tennyson is bisexual, okay?
>>768941025
oldfag here, what's the difference between bisexual and pansexual? Does pansexual mean they would fuck animals too?
>>768941533
He hits on princess Leia from the moment he sees her, and continues to do so throughout cloud city. He doesnt start sucking on chewies wookie dick.
>>768942294
It's a stupid fucking Star Wars film, nobody cares
>>768941025
If you love star wars, as in what it was before Disney and these Disney SJW cucks fucking ruined it. Then you MUST Support gay lando.
>>768944951
I'm starting to think all the outlandish conspiracies I've heard throughout my life are beginning to hold some weight...
Desperate attempt at creating buzz around a failed movie by appealing to the far left.
that statement is about as interesting as everything else that has to do with star wars
>>768959081
Don't forget also creating a shield against how poorly the film is probably going to perform
Now if you dislike the film it's obviously because you're a bigot
>>768941025
With Disney owning the franchise this pandering doesn't surprise me. Wouldn't Bay an eye if there's a flashback in Episode IX where it show Kylo walking in on Leia pegging Han and that being the origins of Kylo starting down the path to the dark side.
>>768942237
Martha Stewart owns the world after all
>>768941025
Not that you'll ever get to take advantage of this, but I want to tell you anyway. feel that bone above your dick. Pressing your dick bone into her vagene bone is the greatest thing ever. Keep them pressed together and pivot on it as you're smashing away. Unless she's lame, she will come so hard, her clenching will make you feel like she's fucking you and sucking you off at the same time. You don't see this in porn ever because it would block the penetration from the camera. After you dump girls you've done this to, they will call you the rest of your life for sex because no regular non-bone-grinding pleb ever made them feel the way you did.
>>768941025
They're just trying to say black people will fuck anything and everything. You morons don't see the true message.. this is why I am superiority.
>>768941025
Why give a shit about a children's movie?
>>768960729
Cause /b/tards are 70% manchild faggots soyboys
>>768941751
>I don't care about propaganda
You passive fucking cuck
>>768941025
whitebois always trying to emasculate the black man.
>>768942294
and how exactly are you being ass fucked by faggots?
holy shit kys
>>768941025
It's more Disney SJW bullshit.
