Celeb Threadqtpi edition
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Celeb Thread
qtpi edition
>inb4 spam gets the thread deleted
>>768930036
nah, delete-fag didn't make this one.
>>768929973
they can't spam us all.
>>768928740
>>768930019
>>768930172
I recommend you bounce between all three threads posting
Mmm, my dick.
>>768930272
>Mmm, my dick.
>THIS THREAD IS NO FOETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME DEPRECIATION
Requests?
Shall I just delete this one and all move to stutterfriend thread or nah? No point splitting the threads up
I'm dadfu
>>768930356
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>768930381
theres fucking 3 of them right now this one seems most active let the other 2 die
>>768930450
fair nuff
>>768930398
Speak german then
>>768930636
i would worship her ass for days
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>768929973
>qtpi edition
>all old hags
lets get some actual cute and sexy going
>>768931137
literally who
>>768931137
Atleast half of us are old farts.
>>768931093
These threads need more Avril
>>768931193
dont lie
>>768931251
so? tweens/teens don't become any less sexy as you age, and old ladies don't become more attractive
>>768931313
>>768931093
I concur. More avril
mommy avril
>>768931357
She's so freaking hot
>>768930036
/b/ has changed...
I feel it in the reposts.
I feel it in the minecraft threads.
I smell it in the femanons.
Much that once was, is lost.
For none now live, who remember it.
It began with the forging of the great boards.
3 were given to the neckbeards; oldest, wisest and fairest of all posters. /tg/ /g/ /sci/
7 to the porn lords. Great minors a/t/nd faps men with blue ball. /y/ /u/ /hc/ /d/ /gif/ /h/ /s/
And 9, 9 boards were gifted to the Oldfags, who above all else desire entertainment. /a/ /c/ /f/ /k/ /r/ /t/ /v/ /cgl/ /jp/
For within these boards was bound the strength and will to satisfy each poster.
But they were all deceived.
For another board was made.
In the land of camwhores.
In the fires of Futaba script.
The dark lord Moot forged, in secret a master board.
To troll all others.
And into this board he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to propagate strife.
One board to troll them all...
One by one the good boards of 4 channels fell to the power of /b/.
But there were some...who resisted.
A last alliance of Oldfags and Neckbeards marched against the Newfags of /b/.
And on the threads of tripfags they fought for the decency of the four channels.
Victory was near.
But the power of /b/ could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that W.T. Snacks, son of the sage, took up his father's banhammer...
Moot, the enemy of the good browsers of the 4 channels, was defeated.
/b/ passed to W.T. Snacks, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
But the hearts of moderators are easily corrupted.
And /b/ has a will of its own.
It betrayed Snacks, to his permaban.
And some things that should not have been were ignored.
History became legend. Legend became myth.
And for two and a half thousand threads, /b/ lost all knowledge...
F-F-Forgive m-m-m-me... I-I shouldn't h-have her...
>>768930364
I'm not opposed to the perversions found here. It's what draws most of us to this site. Freedom to say what you will, and share what you can; and to be exposed to new things, weather you wanted to be exposed to it or not.
I'm deeply saddened by the client side filter that has been added. It does nothing to help the 'founding principles' we held. No matter what Moot said. This was never his website.
It was open to all, that were legally allowed to view it's content.
By adding a client side filter, it hastened the degradation of posting quality. As no longer were reports happening. People filtered what they didn't like. Shared those filters with newfags. And so on and so forth. Creating a safe space as it were.
This safe space blew the balance we had going with the uptight and the moralfags. They kept the post quality up by weeding out the spastics with their reports, and complaints. We were all the more stronger for it. Shit could actually get done.
Ever been in a happening thread nowadays?
It's nothing but 200odd single line reply's piling on a few particular posts.
>LMAO POSTING IN AN EBIN BREAD
No real discussion, no talks of how to twist things to a more unusual end. Or people taking it one step further.
Try organiseing people here to even spam some faggots personal email. It'll be 100IP's in the thread, but only two or thee people doing anything to contribute.
This site has become overridden with people too scared to do something new. But all to willing to bump a thread in hopes someone else will deliver.
Gutless newfags, without the common courtesy to lurk. Thinking that their one liner opinion matters.
This stems from have safe heaven. YLYL is that go to thread for these faggots. For now we've seen massive declines in traffic, but cutting this beasts head off. But we're only so many.
I know there's Anon's out there with the 'skill' and the ability to help clean up this board. They just need to be reminded to flame faggotry where they see it.
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When nigger twitter meme's became cool. That's when I realized that it was a child majority.
>>768931137
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This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.
>>768931764
I-I-I should j-j-just b-b-be a-a-a committed 4chan p-post-popper w-w-w-without the n-n-needs f-f-for p-possessing a-a-a world class b-b-beauty...
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Wew how did that happen with the fishstickz
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>Wew how did that happen
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>>768931858
Hi Robertsfriend OwO
>>768931847
Actually, it’s not a meme, kiddo. It’s an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it’s brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn’t share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don’t even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy’s Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
>>768931889
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand
>>768931847
you know which event this is here (not yours, that's colbert, but the one in this post)?
she looks fucking amazing but ive only got like 2 pics
>>768931963
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
>>768931963
heres the othero ne
>>768931963
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>768931766
Dsl
>>768931994
What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
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>>768932010
you just couldnt contain the autism, could you?
>>768932056
HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER THIS FLESHY FEATURE FORMERLY YOUR FIANCE FLOPS FASTENED TO MY PHALLUS CONDOM-LIKE FULLY ENGORGED FINISHED FINALLY A BURSTING BALLOON OF VISCERA SPEWING GULLET GLOOPING WHITE BILE UPON YOU WHILE MY MAMMOTH'S TUSK VENTRILOQUIZES HER MAW SOFTLY MOUTHING INTO YOUR EAR AT 03:34 AM OR ELSE YOUR MUMPH WILL CAPSIZE INTO THE ARCHES OF LITHUANIA:
"You're gonna like the way you look in the next 124 years, I guarantee it
>>768932088
Leave schnoekie boo boo aloooooone!!!!!
>>768932010
see the problem here is that this copypasta started off accurate, that stutter fag obsessed with mckenzie, ariana, and g whatever
but then assumed theres only one person on /b/ who's attracted to teenage celebs, so think it's all him, which is of course absurd
and the fuck is up with
>>768932064
>>768931983
fucking mods letting the log fags run keyword triggered spambots now?
I-I-I f-f-feel s-s-so sorry f-f-for the m-m-many m-m-men who w-will never g-g-g-get what I-I have... T-T-Tsk tskers, l-l-life j-j-just ain't a-a-a fair cup...
>>768932205
Go away, herman!
>>768932299
Checked
>>768932088
Checked
>>768932205
>started off accurate, that stutter fag obsessed with mckenzie, ariana, and g whatever
And I already know you are just bait and/or herman
>>768931966
Checked
>>768931811
Checked
>>768932345
how can a person be bait?
>>768931766
Checked
>>768931666
Satanic trips checked
>>768931377
Checked
>>768932388
He isn't retarded and wants us to think he is
>>768930866
Checked
>>768932388
Checked
>>768932131
i have a secret spot for Jessica Simpson. hnnng
>>768932345
eh believe what you want to believe, but that guy really does have distinct behavior and isn't the same guy behind all those celebs, and millie has loads of people
im done tho, bedtime
>>768932603
Who's the beauty?
>>768932627
Carice Van Houten. You might know her as Melly if you watch GoT
>>768932671
Damn she cleans up well. Wouldn't mind spunking all over that pretty face
>>768932717
more katy
>>768932737
She's a hot one
>>768932766
I'd watch her fuck Maisie
>>768932811
she needs a dick in there somewhere
>>768933024
They can share mine. Kiss around the tip
Where's the nudes?
>>768931251
Fond childhood memories there.
>>768931357
>so? tweens/teens don't become any less sexy as you age, and old ladies don't become more attractive
Dude, I didn't like 15 year old girls when I was 15. It was always 17+ for me. Maybe I got a milf complex. Maybe I just liked that older women had these huge tits that high schoolers just don't. I dunno.
mmmmmmmmm
>>768933061
Gotta squeeze Dormer and Nat in there somewhere too
I-I-I can't i-i-imagine h-h-how many disgusted m-m-m-men without a-a-a beautiful w-w-woman w-w-want t-t-to see me b-become a-a-a p-packet o-o-of yellow slime o-on the r-r-road underneath their v-v-vehicles...
>>768933349
Nat and Sophie you mean? Wouldn't you like your dick polished too?
>>768933414
Of course, plenty of GoTsluts to go around
I meant Natalie Dormer and Nathalie Emmanuel, but my brain forgot they were both called Nat for a second there.
Soph is welcome too
>>768933473
Rabbit fucking. Small tits. Not at all how I wanted to see Brie
>>768933344
Still one of the best asses ever
>>768933373
W-Would y-y-you g-g-good sirs k-k-k-kick i-i-it i-i-in r-r-reverse i-i-if y-y-you s-s-saw m-m-me l-l-laying o-on the road in f-f-front o-o-of your c-c-carhead...
>>768933287
And I like younger girls most of the time. 16-20. Nothing to panic about
>>768932569
don't stop now, anon!
>>768933566
MBB isn't 16-20
>>768933497
You get two to suck your dick, who do you choose outta them all?
>>768933587
I don't post her and neither am that guy
>>768933593
Emilia and Nat Emmanuel
Normally Nat+Carice are my top 2 but if we're just talking sucking then Emilia's lips are too good to resist
>>768933640
Did you always know you were a faggot or did someone have to tell you
>>768933684
Estimated time before you spunk?
more Jessica Simpson. I'm having a nostalgia fap and she's my focus
>>768933751
30 second
...give or take 30 seconds
>>768933708
Did you know that I don't give a shit about you?
>>768933796
20 if she puts her feet in my face
>>768933811
Not the same anon here, but it sounds to me like you're one of them fags
>>768933796
And where do you attempt to cum?
>>768933836
not much into feet, but I'll take that ass on my face any time
>>768933897
on her lips
>>768933930
Can Maisie watch?
>>768933845
Simpson anon is a gentleman and a scholar
>>768933956
sure
>>768933963
fuuuuuuuuuck. next thread needs to be Jessica Simpson edition
W-W-Would a-a-a swell o-o-of pity f-f-for a-a-a beta w-w-who has s-s-someone y-y-you can only d-d-dream o-of having e-e-enter y-y-your noble h-heart a-a-as I l-lay b-b-before y-y-your g-g-growling v-v-vehicle?...
>>768934004
Can she climb on your cock afterwards?
>>768934027
I got it covered... not doing a whole edition though. I already dumped about half my jess collection
>>768934075
I don't see why not
>>768934097
unacceptable. efforts and collections must be tripled.
also, why have those sweater hams of hers never been captured on film?
>>768934128
kek. 4chan just told me to stop posting.
>>768934145
Maisie's rules are no condom and fuck her as hard as possible
>>768930636
big fat moo cow
>>768934202
Fine by me
