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Are aliens real?
Is element 115 a real thing?
is Robert Lazar a cuck?
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Aliens, as in lifeforms on other planets, they must exist. The universe is too huge for it to be untrue. Aliens, as it is depicted in every movie? Most likely not, but who am I to say that?
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>>768927281
you forgot the biggest question is Robert lazar a cuck
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>>768927103
I dunno, I saw some shit back in the day that makes me think they might be.
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>>768927351
how about 115
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it must be possible to manipulate spacetime in such a way that allows you to travel faster than light. I believe the technology may exist but humans are very far away from it.
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>>768927501
do you think we have the technology from other means though but are unable to replicate it because we
>cant reverse engineer the crafts
>We dont have the resources needed to engineer the craft as they are not obtainable on this planet
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>Are aliens real?
Hard to imagine the universe being void of life. Drake equation is promising.
>Is element 115 a real thing?
Yes it's called Moscovium was added to periodic table recently.
>Is Robert Lazar a cuck?
I'm inclined to believe his story despite being a massive skeptic. He gave a 25-year anniversary interview on KLAS-TV a few years ago and it was great to see his stance and story have not changed at all. He hasn't benefited from his disclosure at all.
>"Keep an open mind, but not so open your brain falls out" - Art Bell
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>>768927443
115 exists now as Moscovium
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>>768927103
strangely enough it would seem that bob lazar was telling the truth
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>>768927605
Someone knows their shit. I dont know what it is but I believe him.
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>>768927281
Aliens, Santa Clause, God, Tooth Fairy, Unicorns are all the same.

Nobody has seen them, just written in a book. If you believe in one you must also believe in the others. Same evidence, same shit.
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>>768927741
thats a false equivalence
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>>768927741
Travis Walton would disagree. Betty and Barney Hill would also disagree.
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>>768927741
So you're saying that the degree to which a hypothetical being corresponds to what we know of reality has no bearing on believability? If I were to tell you I'd discovered a new subspecies of capybara with slightly grayer fur during a trip to South America, you would find that precisely as believable as the tooth fairy?
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>>768927741
The tooth fairy is real
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>>768927863
Yeah, pretty much.
Same category as ghosts, demons, good looking asian women over 30 years old and a singing frog.

Until you see them or there are proof they are just as nonsensical.
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>>768927741

DONT FEED THE BAIT.
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>>768927886

lol

TELL THE TRUTH NANCY!! - some episode of cops.
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>>768927620
115 is not stable it decays in a fraction of a second btw.
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>>768928067
im aware of that
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One of the things that Bob lazar say that Stuck with me was that inside the spaceship there’s no button?? It was just a big screen!!!

This was 1989 when he say that to George knapp. People that time didn’t know about touchscreens like the iPhone’s iPad or whatever. Think about that.
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>>768927103
That’s a fake W2.
I work in tax preperation at a tax firm.
For a total income of $958.11 the federal and social security witholdings are too high - Social Security witholdings in 1989 were 6.06% so that would have been $58.06 and federal witholdings was 15% for his income, that would have made it $143.72.
Furthermore, a simple IRS EIN search yields nothing for that EIN number - it’s not in use and never has been according to records.
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>>768927103
There are aliens, but they aren't "out there" somewhere, they're inside us. When you begin diving into the collective unconscious, once you get deep enough you begin encountering entities like proto-gods with qualities which defy both language and coherent human narrative. These entities are truly alien in every sense of the word.

The "greys," however, aren't actually alien. We have been having encounters with their for millennia, though we used to call them angels, demons, djinn, valkyries, elementals, faeries, and so on. They are lesser archetypal personality fragments, not quite even demi-gods, but nonetheless potent when compared to the ego-self.
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>>768928323
get back to the crack
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>>768928229
Touchscreens have been a thing since the 70s.
Google works, you know.
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>>768927103
element 115 is actually a real thing now, but what he said about it was wrong. he claimed that it could not be synthesized, but that's actually the only way that it can be made.
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>>768927103
Yes
Yes
No
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>>768928510
Stay asleep.
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>>768928584
I suppose you can evidence all that then?
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>>768928638
As the Tao Te Ching says, "How do I know this is true? I look inside myself and see."

In the Aristotlian model, there are three ways of obtaining knowledge: empiricism, rationalism, and revelation. The application of pure empiricism is science, the application of pure rationalism is philosophy, and the application of pure revelation is mysticism. Revelation refers to purely internal processes below the level of conscious awareness: hunches, intuition, feelings, dreams, and so on. This means it can be immediately experienced and does not require and cannot be accessed through empirical evidence.
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>>768928780
Think someones smoking a bit too much crack
"hurr durr we have aliens inside us we are all demi gods"
How black are your teeth
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>>768928529
Yeah but why sci-fi movies about space never did that. Yeah I know it doesn’t make sense. Another thing Lazar say was that he say an alien but everybody though that the alien was in a way part of the spaceship!! The alien was just there to navigate the ship like a robot but it was a living organism. The interview with art bell and bob lazar is fucking crazy. Smoke some weed and shit will get crazy while you listen to it
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>>768928780
trust me aliens are real so flying pigs and dragons
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>>768928780
The Aristotelian model says no such fucking thing and you know it.
Source please.
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>>768927103
-yes
-moscovium (formerly ununpentium) is definitely real, we've made it, and even heavier elements. its longest lived isotope has a half life of 650ms, so it's useless for anything
-yup
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>>768928259
That W2 was produced as evidence when Lazar was charged for prostitution solicitation in early 1990 after he disclosed his story to George Knapp/KLAS in Vegas. Lazar said his employer was a classified subsidiary of EG&G and much of his employment record was classified. He described the naval intelligence programs as very disorganized as there were only 22 people in the world that had knowledge of the technology he was working on down in Area S4. The other pay stub he provided (not pictured) had another classified zip code at the pentagon and other tax discrepancies.
Ben Rich and Kelly Johnson, the grandfathers of the Skunkworks program that produced the stealth fighters out there in Nellis/Area 51 confirmed there were "black budget" projects that were notorious for bureaucratic nonsense. They mentioned strange occurrences and sightings dating back to the 60's in the area south of Groom Lake Range.
>I'm not trying to defend Lazar's case or story but providing context. (I've followed the story closely for a long time.)
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>>768928987
>Smoke some weed
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>>768928987
Star Trek TNG started in 1987. Everything in that show is controlled via a touchscreen.
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>>768927575
in all likelihood both. if FTL is possible, it's technology so incredibly advanced, it would be like if we sent a cell phone back to when humans only had stone and wood tools; they'd never figure out how it works.
and it's highly likely it requires exotic material not present here (perhaps any species developing ftl has to first acquire it over thousands of years with sub-light crafts)
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>>768929037
>>768928950
>>768928816
It amuses me sometimes to drop truth bombs on the sleepers just to see how they react. You could always take the heroic dose and ask the self-transforming machine elves yourselves, but I know even as I type this that you won't understand. As Jung wrote, "The achievements which society rewards are won at the cost of diminution of personality."
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>>768927741
You just listed a bunch of honest to God mythical magical creatures and figures that by all logic are totally impossible next to a thing we do actually see constantly on a daily basis: biological life.

I get we don't know if there's aliens or the nature of them if we did.. but man.. do you not see something wrong with saying "well you might as well believe in the tooth fairy then!!"
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>>768927103
>Are aliens real?
Probably. the Drake equation says yes.
>Is element 115 a real thing?
Yes, Moscovium
>is Robert Lazar a cuck?
Yes, No, Maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?
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>>768929250
>truth bombs
>self-transforming machine elves
You're embarrassing yourself now
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>>768927741
Hes right you know. If the multiverse theory is true and there are an infinite number of possible universes than it would also be possible for any one of those things to exist in one or all of them. The larger the number the greater the odds of all likely outcomes.
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>>768927443
116 is just a little better
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>>768929313
>the Drake equation

(uknown) * (unknown) * (unknown) * (unknown) / (unknown) * (unknown) = odds of alien life.
truly a useful equation
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Aliens probably exist but since galaxies drift apart fast than the speed of light the chance of meeting them is 0
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>>768929369
You don't need an equation, just use your common-sense.
Billions upon billions of star systems in each of billions upon billions of galaxies over 14 billion years. But life only sprung up once, here.
Hmmmm.
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>>768929315
I'm deliberately using the most esoteric language I can to see whether there are any of the Awake amongst the sleepers. I'm quite sure you're neither aware of nor interest in the fact that neuroscientists have been studying the phenomenon of the machine elves because the experience is so remarkably similar from person to person, and that the current hypothesis is that it represents the mind's attempt to make sense of the direct apperception of the part of the brain responsible for manufacturing representational reality after suppression of the ego-self.
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>>768929369
Don't worry, you'll understand when you get out of kindergarten
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>>768929726
Someone has to be first, no?
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Aliens are real but those humanoid beings that look like further evolved humans are not them.

Why not?

Bob Lazar is probably telling the truth about the actual physical properties of the craft he probably did see. Are these alien craft? No.
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>>768928699
you're doing it wrong
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>>768929778
No, you're deliberately using the most esoteric language possible because you can't prove any of the 'hypothetical' nonsense you're spouting.
I don't suppose that the existence of these elves being tied to DMT and LSD use has any bearing on this whatsoever?
I think it's safe to say you're alone here in being 'woke'.
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>>768929726
>But life only sprung up once, here
Yes? God moves in mysterious ways.

Your point?
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>>768929726
i think there's tons of life out there, but the drake equation isn't useful for estimating it

>>768929858
we don't know fp, we don't know ne, f1, fi, fc, L... all unknown

we can't even set bounds on all of them

so tell me how an equation with several unknowns is useful? all we know for sure is n>=1, and the drake equation can't prove otherwise
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As a human lifeform, I am physically constrained to 3 dimensions traversing 4. With regard to extraterrestrial (hint: perhaps extradimensional), humanities physical constraint has remained unaddressed...
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>>768927741
I fucked a girl, your mom is a girl, therefore i fucked your mom
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>>768929369
m'sample size.
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>>768930075
nice hat
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>>768929972
Psychoactive drugs function by mimicking or duplicating chemicals already present in the brain. There's no level of altered consciousness which can be achieved with a drug which can't also be achieved through meditation, biofeedback, and discipline. The drugs are shamanic tools used for the sake of convenience, since you don't always have the time to fast and sweatlodge for three days every time you need to talk to Grandfather Toad when you need to minister to the spiritual needs of an entire community.
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>>768929908
That's an interesting point. Conceded.
For what it's worth, I think we'll find out pretty soon that life is far from scarce and exists in primitive form even within our own solar system.
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>>768930051
Regardless of the fact that 'mom' and 'girl' are both relative terms (they shouldn't be, but the world is weird now), I will counter with the statement: I hate Faggots. You are a Faggot. Thusly, I hate You. KR. C.
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>>768930122
I've taken my share of psychoactive drugs and seen shit that isn't there. They're called hallucinations.
However many tabs of LSD and shrooms I may have taken, I've a feeling you've got me beat hands down.
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>>768928323
The greys are a manufactured species. The real "aliens" are interdimensional beings. They manipulate everything from the governments of earth to the physics of the universe.
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>>768930132
>pretty soon

it's going to be like 15 years before the first mission, a fly through a water jet, even reaches europa.

the second we learned there's probably a warm subsurface ocean of liquid water, it should have immediately became NASAs primary focus and had a massive budget.
we should have had people, or at least a drill that could reach the ocean, there by now

it would have cost 1/1000th of the amount of money we spent on unnecessary wars in the past 40 years
fucking people are so ignorat
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>>768930122
so if that's true, wouldn't the brain be deterministic? no free will, all actions predetermined.
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>>768930222
Maybe it's time for the heroic dose, friend. Ego-death is transformative and transfigurative. The machine elves will explain everything when you're ready to hear it and the door will be open.
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>>768930281
>the second we learned there's probably a warm subsurface ocean of liquid water, it should have immediately became NASAs primary focus and had a massive budget.
I totally agree. To clarify, by 'pretty soon' I meant within the next 100 years or so. The blink of an eye relatively speaking.
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>>768930335
There's nothing heroic about gobbling large quantities of psychoactive substances and expecting to find truth. There are psych wards full of acid casualties as testimony to that.
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yes alien life is real

there's simply no way that life on earth is special in a universe of this size

no, alien greys and ass probing aryan humanoid aliens are not real. no, alien flying saucers are not real. no, triangle and cigar shaped ships are not aliens. even the closest star systems are way too far away for them to casually come over here and rectally dildo billybob in the outback.

people in the 1400s used to see flying chariots. people saw saucers after they became common in shitty old movies because they were an easy shaped prop to make. people see any old shit and it's always fucking nothing.

we now live in a world where everyone from age 5 to 75 has a camera on their phone with them at all times, many of them high res. and the evidence for alien spaceships is still zero, because big surprise whenever anyone sees them their iphone 7 becomes a potato cam and they have the focusing skills of michael j fox and muhammed ali's love child.
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>>768930373
not if the republicans keep winning elections. there is one republican who really supports europa missions, but trump and all the rest of them want to defund NASA and use what scaps they leave them to do stupid shit like going back to the moon and mars (leave that stuff for SpaceX)
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>>768929858
We'll since you're obviously in the 1st grade, mind explaining to us how it works in any useful way?
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Evolution is everywhere. You could argue that the universe is just one gigantic organism that we are all living in and just dont know it. Just like the baterial that lives within us has no idea it is part of us.
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>>768930485
because aliens with the technology to get here could never make sure we couldn't see them.
if they haven't destroyed it, they're nice or researching us, either way they wouldn't cause worldwide panic by showing themselves
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>>768930547
*Cough cough* Obama *cough* cut *cough* their funding *cough cough*
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>>768930612
>they wouldn't cause worldwide panic by showing themselves

or you know, worldwide peace by making all the retards blowing themselves and others up on a daily basis realise that allah and jehova and jesus aren't real
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>>768930476
The heroic dose refers to the specific amount of a substance required to initiate ego-death and pass through the golden chrysanthemum. See, I deliberately used esoteric language there -- "pass through the golden chrysanthemum" -- to trigger the kind of reflexive ignorance sleepers use to shield themselves. The golden chrysanthemum is the fractal pattern generated by the mind when passing through ego-death. This pattern resembles a chrysanthemum because both our minds and flower petal arrangements are generated by the Golden Ratio inherent in the basic physics of reality.
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>>768930547
I'm confident it'll happen. The main advantage to a Europa mission is it won't be manned, at least not initially. That significantly cuts the cost right out of the gate.
It's the best shot at finding life and it's right on our doorstep. Also, who knows which countries will be willing to do this in the future? NASA's been around for what, 60 years or so? ESA, the Japs and even the Indians are getting in on this now. A lot can happen in 50 years.
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>>768930251
The greys are manufactured...
>Why? Pale, Frail, and with large Eyes -- from an engineering perspective, doesn't seem logical to produce. It wouldn't thrive here. It seems like they were borne of a much darker world with lower gravity.

As far as being 'interdimensional' -- what does that exactly mean? They move between dimensions? But when they change dimensions they're constrained to their current dimension? Then how could they exist outside the constraints of our physical laws? Furthermore, how could they alter them? I believe the word you're looking for is 'extradimensional' -- 'existing outside our occupied dimension'.
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>>768930335
>>768930122
>>768929778
>>768929250
god i hope i wasn't this much of a faggot after my first breakthroughs

probably was though \^.^/
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>>768930612
the technology to get here doesn't exist and it never will exist

humanity will die inside this solar system, whether we spread to mars etc. or not, without any outside interference or visitations
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>>768930701
you sure talk a lot of dumb crackhead hippie shit
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>>768929778
>>768929972
Proof that the Traditional Magi and the Technocracy from OWoD exist, and have degenerated to petty online arguments in an attempt to achieve ascension.
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>>768930683
yeah im sure thats what they would think.
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>>768930701
I can tell you're enjoying your 'woke' status in a world full of sheep, so you feel free to carry on with your hypothesis.
Maybe try to get some funding to carry out some actual research? Good luck with that.
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>>768930730
Sure.
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>>768930763
>the technology to get here doesn't exist and it never will exist

Why do you think this?
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itt: jobless stoners talking garbage to schizophrenics
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>>768930763
well that's simply false.
you can travel below c and explore the galaxy... just use a generation ship. or not even, once medical science pushes our lifespan enough
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>>768928563
Maybe he meant "can't" as in the consequences could be severe.
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>>768928987
Lots of Scifi has organic space ships.

There are episodes of TNG that had organic space life form. Watch the Tin Man episode or the ones with The Traveler.

Also, 2001 A Space Odyssey is super weird but it still looks good as far as sci fi to this day. That move is from 1968....
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>>768930841
Do you really believe being Awake in a world of sleepers is a joyful experience? The physical Universe is the principality of the archonic archetypes, to whose authority the representational world is given over. They are ever-vigilant for those who try to wake the sleepers, which is why I generate such hostility here; you've been conditioned since birth to by angered by and attack those who perceive the fnords or who try to show you the bars of the cage.
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>>768930281
Consider Enceladus.
In the future, we want to drop a nuclear probe to melt through the "crust". We have a reactor already but are still trying to reserve mission space on New Horizons.
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>arrested and charged for prostitute ring
>charged
>IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZAR
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>>768928510
>random Andy Sugden photo
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>>768931056
enceladus is a good candidate too; maybe instead of a war with iran we can spend that 2 trillion on manned missions to both europa and enceladus with the tech to reach where life might be
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>>768930994
Of course I do. It makes you feel special because you're in on a secret that nobody else gets.
I'm sorry if you've misinterpreted my incredulity for hostility. That was not my intention at all. Three billion or so people believe in a magic man in the sky. That's no more or less fantastical than what you're proposing. You're free to believe whatever you like, and I'm free to disagree with you.
For what it's worth, I think you may find yourself more at home here - http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/stuff_i_believe_but_cant_prove.html
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>>768930994
or, you know, some people might just actually be into the production, and don't want to spoil their fun with omniscience. it's not all its cracked up to be. if you don't realize that, you've got some learning to do.
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>>768930904

most of the world still believes in magical men in the sky. the retarded section that blows people up for drawing mohammed is reproducing at a rate seven times that of anyone else. the white man is becoming extinct, the indian shits in the street and spends all day raping and the chinese skin dogs alive and have a shared national aspergers syndrome with the emotionless russians who do nothing but drink and want to kill all gays and poison all state enemies so they can re-elect the same guy ad infinitum. the most powerful nation on the planet is led by a man obsessed with tweeting things like "short little fat man come at me" at 3am.

we are more than likely going to die on earth, let alone even reaching a stable human colony on mars. there will be no life extending medicine, there will be no science. the white man is on the way out and the brown one just isn't interested or frankly, capable. muslims have won 0.5% of all nobel prizes. there are nearly 2 billion of them on the planet and they are set to be essentially everyone on the planet centuries from now. they are not encouraged to follow the sciences in the least bit, rather to bend over and pray for magical happenings.

there are 15 million jews in the world, who are encouraged to go in to the sciences and further study at university and they have managed to garner 25% of all nobel prizes awarded and advance science more than anyone else. 25% from 15 million people and 0.5% from 1.6 billion. And the world wants to wipe out jews.

yeah. we're not going anywhere but on a magic carpet ride to hell because man is a fucking idiot.
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If an alien probes you and you like it does that make you gay?
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>>768927741
nice bait
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>>768931486
well you got fucked by a gaylien so probably
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>>768931355
yeah and 500 years ago, the situation was even worse. human nature has never changed. war and hating other groups has always been true. but progress continues.

the next 100 years or so are going to be a shitshow, but progress will march on over longer scales, even if we're heading for another dark age for hundreds of years
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poWFzY6cTW0
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Ctrl F Luiz
>nothing
Ctrl F Advanced
>nothing
Ctrl F AATIP
fucking amateurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2b4qSoMnKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDj9ZZQY2kA
The US govt probably has evidence that intelligent aliens have visited earth
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>>768931515
Are trapliens also gayliens?
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>>768931355
All you did was give reasons why a small group of very smart people would want to explore the technology of getting the fuck away from here. There are and have always been some very smart people, just not many of them.
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>>768931336
There are much better shows going on below the surface, but the price of admission is ego-death. At each step beyond, you must leave another piece of yourself the same way Odin left his eye at Mimisbrunr. People are of course free to travel where they Will; I just serve by offering assistance to those who want more. Which is why I use the most esoteric language to filter out those who have no interest at all in waking.
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>>768931486
Anal probes are an invention of science fiction designed to be the most invasive, frightening and degrading thing that can possibly be done to you.
I can't think of a worse way to probe the inner workings of the human body. Your lower intestines alone are around 6 metres (20ft) in length. It's utterly impractical and retarded.
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I do believe that Aliens are real and that they've been to this planet. Not because of Lazar, but because of other evidence and other people speaking on the matter, particularly Luis Elizondo, and because of the Belgian UFO wave of 1989-1990, which the Belgian government freely admits to seeing and having interacted with. There is an element 115, as it turns out, but it doesn't have the name Lazar gave it, although they easily could have changed the unofficial name before its existence was announced to the public. I think they chances that Lazar is full of shit or telling the truth probably stand at about 50/50. As for whether or not he lets people fuck his wife, I really have no idea.
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>>768931683
those people will be crucified by isis style goatfuckers long before they get a chance to build anything
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>>768931735
What if they're just seeing if it'll accept the eggs? I mean a being that advanced probably already has a good idea of our anotomy from all the missing persons.
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>>768931814
Even American and former Nazi scientists working for the government in the 1950's?

Look up people like Thomas Townsend Brown. Realize these groups would be working with material like Telsa's notes stolen after his death in the 40's.
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>>768931747
>which the Belgian government freely admits to seeing and having interacted with
elaborate with sources please?

>Luis Elizondo
He and David Fravor, the pilot who saw the ufo, should have gained way more attention that they did. Why did the videos in >>768931541 not upturn world history?

Just in case anyone just scrolled past those videos assuming it was some redneck video analysis, those are CNN and FOX clips running interviews with a former pentagon official and senior US air force pilot about a declassified video of an encounter with an aircraft the air force could not identify. Both talk about how they publicly claim that aliens exist.
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>>768931857
If what will accept the 'eggs'? The intestines?
If a civilisation can travel light years, I'm willing to bet they'd have come up with a more practical way to implant genetic material into the human body. Like a scalpel, for example.
Your butthole is connected to your stomach by 20ft of tubing. Unless you're going to be shitting out these hybrids, I'm not seeing the logic in that methodology.
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>>768927103
what if we cant make spaceships cos all the aliens patented the technology?
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>>768931987
well here is the wiki article although there is a lot of contradictory evidence in it that I was unaware of:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_UFO_wave

to answer your question about Elizondo, it's because as he said, aspects of the government didn't take his testimony seriously. On the other hand, other aspects of the government who are more familiar with these beings probably didn't want to draw attention to his story and program at all.
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>>768931987
Here's a complete breakdown and debunking of that video and the claims.
https://www.metabunk.org/nyt-gimbal-video-of-u-s-navy-jet-encounter-with-unknown-object.t9333/
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>>768932155
intentional misinformation
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>>768932094
The butthole is one of the most desired insertion places for humanity. Maybe we're not that different from these extraterrestrials.
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>>768931955
inb4 time traveling trump theory
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>>768932094
scalpels leave scars. Butthole implantation, even if remembered can be dismissed as dreams. These beings do not want us to be aware of their existence, they at least want to maintain plausible deniability.
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>>768932238
You speak for yourself, mate. Personally, I'd rather be cut open with a rusty breadknife.
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>>768931955
the american government in the 50's wasn't a bunch of savages who wanted to burn all the books that aren't the quran. they were rational, forward thinking people.
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>>768930705
> It's the best shot at finding life and it's right on our doorstep

That seems to be the general concesus. I'd argue though the only reason most people think europa is our best shot is because it holds liquid water.

We're basing our ideas on lifeforms on the notion that everything on earth is water and carbon, so it should be on other celestial bodies.

If evolution has taught us anything is that nature is far better in thinking outside the box than our feeble minds can comprehend.

Life could just as easely exist (or existed or will exist) on a completely different cel. body if you could just let go of the idea,..,. alien life needs water and carbon

Pic unrelated
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>>768932328
That still doesn't explain why they'd use the butthole. Your stomach is full of acid, a pretty inhospitable place to grow a hybrid I'd have thought. Your natural bodily functions flush out the contents of your stomach on a regular basis. There's no logical reason to pick your stomach as the source for implantation. If all you need is genetic material to host the eggs, why not just stick it in your ear or up your nose?
I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
kek
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>>768931486
If aliens probe a trap, does that make traps gay?
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>>768932155
I've been looking for a link like this for a long time. Most "debunk" sites took no attempt on this one. Looks like there's wuite a bit of meat to this, do you have any info on the authors of this forum and where I should go to see a tl;dr if there is one? Page 1 seems to be lots of speculation and not a consensus.
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>>768932513
All of that is true and feasible.
As a first step however, it makes sense to go with what we know i.e. carbon-based and water dependent.
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>>768927103
give Robert his $168 back you thieving fed cunts
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>>768932537
Yeah I don't know. Who could discern the reasoning of an alien race? If they evolved on another world there's a chance that their logic doesn't even work exactly like our logic. I mean, we think of logic as something immutable and maybe it is, but maybe it's just a product of our evolution, the way in which we interact with the universe in order to decode it and make it make sense to our human brains.
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>>768927103
Imagine if I walked up to the ocean and filled up a cup of water and said "Oh look there's nothing in this water so nothing exists in the entire ocean! It's just us!"
That's what people who deny that aliens exist are doing
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>>768932573
Mick West (the operator of Metabunk) doesn't claim to be an expert in any particular topic but takes a serious approach to sensationalized claims made in the media. There are plenty of knowledgeable people that contribute to topics in the forums. And to save you some time, no, there's rarely any TL:DR on this site as it's just an open forum and not Mick's style per se.
I'd encourage you to give this one a thorough read as it's a great way to expose yourself to the site in general. Great resource.
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there's my few cents

UFOs are *real*. The reports are real. The thing is, like a majority of reports can be well explained, be it natural phenomena, optical illusions, unreliability of source, etc. etc. etc. there's been quite a lot of government/military investigations over the course of past few decades and outcome is basically same for all of those: "while majority of reports can be explained, certain portion of reports remain unexplained" therefore UFO.

Now UFO does not equals aliens. What I'm saying is that in some cases, there's some shit (not literal, duh) in the air for which we have no explanation after exhausting all remaining possibilities.


There are few reported and well documented incidents of UFO encounters with commercial airliners and/or military. AATIP has been mentioned here. Those are not drunk idiots in parking lot seeing some weird moving lights in the sky. Those are guys with flying experience, thousands of hours in the air. They know what they've seen. And they also know better to keep their mouth shut. So let's assume what made it into the public is like a tip of the iceberg.

As an example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Air_Lines_flight_1628_incident


Universe is VAST. And it's OLD. We are very young civilization, it's some million years since we've left the caves, few thousand of years since we start using some tools, and few hundred years of advancing our technological and spiritual knowledge. Whatever is out there will most probably outperform us in every field imaginable.

If "they" are here, it's safe to assume that they are not hostile. Otherwise we'd be fucked already. Unless we kill ourselves we should be fine.

The truth is out there.

BELIEVE.
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>>768932708
I'm going to stick with my original assertion that it's down to sci-fi trying to scare us. Also, let's not forget that anal probing stories generally come from redneck 'abductees', and we all know that they're partial to the odd bit of buttfucking.
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>>768932966
Yeah, I don't actually believe they're anally probing people either to be honest, I was just playing devil's advocate
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>>768929369
>>768929726
But the fermi paradox remains; where is everyone? Probabilities are all well and good, but they include guestimations of life occurring, and life occurring to a sentient level. So far the evidence of external life is zero. We havent been looking for long, or that well, but evidence would suggest- possible, but decreasing the more we look but dont find.
.
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>>768927103
Yes
No
No
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>>768929778
Deepak chopra is that you?
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Bob Lazar is a rabbit hole. I watched some of the docs about him and and did some research about he's experience and from what I can gather, hes a UFO nut who spent a lot of time in the Nevada Desert and saw some lights and then tried to claim fame and fortune from the community. I'd like to believe what he experienced but common sense tells me he's lying.
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>>768933711

The "Fire In The Sky" encounter is something that I find more to be true.
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I'm literally watching the episode of South Park where all the rest of the intelligent life forms are watching Earth in the form of an entertain television show.

That Earth is one of those planets where the inhabitants are fucking retarded and doomed to repeat the same stupid shit over and over again because we cannot evolve past being so selfish.

Really makes you think.
>be Zetan male like Zetan female Stacy
>" say Stacy can would you like to go on a date? "
>" Sure Zetan Chad, where do you do you want to go? "
>" well, I was thinking we would go over to the Sol system and go to the Earth zoo, those little animals are pretty hilarious "
>" you mean the one where they fight over imaginary gods and shit? "
>" yea! It's not far only a 34 light year drive from here, what ya think? "
>" I don't know, I always feel bad for those poor doomed creatures locked in their cage "
>" oh..okay, well where would you like to go? "
>" Well we could go a few million light years and watch a quasar devour light, I hear its pretty romantic "
>" thats a long way, can we go dutch on gas? "

We are just a zoo that is pitied among the universe.
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>>768933532
>en't "out there" somewhere, they're inside us. When you begin diving into the collective unconscious, once you get deep enough you begin encountering entities like proto-gods with qualities which defy both language and coherent human narrative. These entities are truly alien in every sense of the word.
>The "greys," however, aren't actually alien. We have been having encounters with their for millennia, though we used to call them angels, demons, djinn, valkyries, elementals, faeries, and so on. They are lesser archetypal personality fragments, not quite even demi-gods, but nonetheless potent when compared to the ego-self.
>>768933508
>>768933272
>>768932966
>>768932857
>>768932850
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>>768933508
True enough.
There are however places we'll never be able to look i.e. outside the observable universe. And to date, we've limited our search almost exclusively to radio waves. It's naive to suggest that anything out there would even be able to detect, let alone produce, radio waves. We could be looking right at them but have no way to detect them. They could also have been extinct for billions of years. With the distances involved, there's just no way to know.
The whole thing is a massive crap-shoot with miniscule odds of success. But we have to keep trying and keep improving our detection methods.
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>>768933508
The universe is so big its unimaginable, who's to say its not to say its the same for other creatures even if they are highly advanced.

You would have to be nearly as big as a galaxy to find all the stuff within it.

They probably dont know where to look and havent found us yet.
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>>768934056
Carl Sagan noted that despite our best efforts to understand the universe or discover life, we are going to be stuck with a glorious sample size of one for many lifetimes, if not forever. It's an unfortunate fact that we humans have to acknowledge... but at the same time it's somewhat humbling to know we're but a speck in the cosmos using our stardust brains in an attempt to understand itself.
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>see something far away in the universe
>its light has only just reached us over a few hundred million years
>literally peering back into time
>decide to go there
>a few hundred generations later we get there
>its a dead rock or doesn't exist at all

Space time is a mother fucker, if a advanced civilization isnt relstively close, you will never reach it...in time..

>frl travel
Doesn't matter. You would have to be able to back in time while going forward in time.

Its never going to happen guys, just enjoy your time you have now and look at all the pretty planets and moons we have.
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>>768932850
I used to be a very active member of ATS back in the day and it was a very good resource for this sort of thing. I still pop in now and again, but now it's gone more 'mainstream' it does tend to attract the lunatic fringe a tad more than it used to.
The site as a whole is still interesting, but you do have to wade through a pile of bullshit to get at the interesting stuff. Worth a look if you're even remotely interested in this stuff.
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>>768927103

he's a dipshit. ununpentium is stupid. it would take 1000 years to make a kilo of it.

i have a copy of the original "dreamland" documentary and it's fun, when extremely bored, and because samples of it were used in late 90s electronica, but it's also stupid.

if you're under 30, you're late on this guy. the 90s were a neat time for bullshit like this, with "the x-files" and the guy from "star trek: tng" debunking the moon landings, but it's a different era. i can't believe this crap works on you people these days.
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>>768927103
>Aliens are real and more than likely have been here before. After all the SJW, cucks, fags, and betas they left.
>Element 115 idk not into that shit. Google or Duck it.
>Yes
- op is a fag
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>>768933867
I'm convinced that God makes our lives strange because He likes a good storyline. Looking at sheer statistical probability in terms of one's stranger coincidences/experiences is enough to bleach any realistic notion of atheism from my being.
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>>768934435
a warp engine gets around relativistic problems. I'm not saying warp drives are proven to be possible, but human scientists have warped space (on the femto level but still)

>>768934879
>i can't believe this crap works on you people these days.
Some evidence is compelling, ie the luiz elisondo episode. but this meta bunk link has some interesting and critical takes on it.
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>>768927605
>Drake equation is promising.
But that Fermi paradox tho.
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>>768935269
>a shitty estimation doesn't explain the evidence
Who woulda thought?
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>>768927443
Nigga, you don't see no damn zombies do you...
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>>768935340
That was kind of my point. Drake equation is bs.
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>>768929085
Except this isn’t budgetary matters, it would have been created by payroll. They would not have messed up those numbers, also, that W2 for that little of an amount means he worked there for 7.15 weeks based on him earning federal minimum wage of $3.35.
IRS would have rejected that return because of the bogus Federal EIN, btw.
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>>768931146
underrated
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>>768935410
115 is an actual element
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>>768935447
My point is the fermi paradox is retarded
like all paradoxes
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Yes I think so, we're on this universe how come there aren't any one else.
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>>768936288
are you african or are you a fetus.
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>>768930547
do we honestly need nasa? private ventures are much more motivated and efficient, even if they are technically less safe in the name of profit
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>>768936590
>private ventures are much more motivated and efficient
not sold on this at all. nasa and poo in loo land's space agency are remarkably efficient. They just don't get much of the budget
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>>768927103
>Are aliens real?
We don't know.
>Is element 115 a real thing?
Moscovium
>is Robert Lazar a cuck?
Yes.
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>>768932850
So finally got through all pages.They provide an in depth explanation on the object's rotation and appearance in the camera and how it could be a conventional jet. Further they highlight ways in which the media was misleading or did not seem to look into things. However, they provide no analysis on the alleged existence of ground or boat radar confirming the anomalous movement of the craft, and Luis has said there exists further evidence that is compelling (however in the end a lot rides on Luis' credibility). I find it hard to believe that david fresnor, a pilot of 10 years experience, would have been unable to come up with the explanation of glare for a UFO on review. Even in the metabunk link there are people saying correctly that we are missing key puzzle pieces here.

TTSA has some serious names behind it, including of Lockheed Martin's former advanced systems specialists. They say they've made progress on reverse engineering some of these systems. Unironically considering investing.
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This is all bullshit. I can't believe any of you morons believe the slightest bit of any of it. All this UFO shit is a massive psyop designed to confuse and confound and divert attention from real issues like corruption and tyranny. Distract the goyim with sci-fi fantasy bullshit and we can steal every last shekel. Oy vey!
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