YLYL
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YLYL
>>768918588
fucking true
>>768918588
true except i'm the one speeding
>>768918588
DOPPELS AUSGEPRÜFT
>>768918588
>>768918675
>>768918700
>>768918713
same nigger
Wow
Socialism
>>768918843
OH FUCK.
I'm dying here >.<
Yep, it's summer.
>>768918588
>>768918675
>>768918700
>>768918713
>lowspeedlets
>>768919013
It's so sad that I get this
>>768918897
Masturbation isnt about simulating sex. Its just about achieving orgasms. So it would be the regular way
that fucktard..
>>768918901
If you're actually concerned about them you can put double sided tape around your asshole before you go to bed and if you have them they'll be stuck to the tape when you wake up.
>black homeless man has been passed out in starbucks bathroom for last 6 hours
>employees refuse to remove him because they will be fired for racism
>paying customers get told they cannot use the bathroom
>paying customers get so upset they start shitting on the floor and throwing it at workers
>>768920357
Fuck, these are both hot.
>>768923254
I dont know if this is real or not
>>768923855
I think it's real. My dad told me about it when I was like 9. He did talk a lot of shit though.
>>768923800
The Caucasian Master Race
>>768920080
>tips fedora
>>768920357
Both are exciting.
>>768923821
Traps are ghey anon.
>>768923800
it's actually very smart
>especially the moment poop thrown
>>768918863
>>768919134
Jesus man, this humor is cringy. You need to kill yourself asap.
>>768918588
can relate
>>768925614
>>768923821
faggots
>>768926295
This is pure cringe
>>768918588
Maybe, but they wont be stuck behind you when the light turns green.
>>768918901
stoopid amerifats!
>>768919079
the nails. it was always the fucking nails. dirty fucking cunts.
>>768926295
Is this considered funny?
>>768924234
>typed the stinking shit skin boy
>"that'll do" as he presses Post
>then he shits on the spot and wipes it up "i'll put this in my curry later!" and puts it in his pocket
>>768926006
How is that cringe? Libtard detected.
>>768926447
>MFW that's a typical murkan tourist
>>768926366
>>768926295
Reddit's top page for sure. Dude's online persona 100% incorporates the beard
>>768926615
lemme guess? a woman made this comic right? literally all female comedians have the same fucking joke. "ha ha we like sex too, tee hee!!"
fucking retard
>>768926769
Amerifat and conservacuck detected
>>768926644
if this was posted these days the first replies would be "dats edgy" or "ur a douche op waaaah"
>>768926773
The sound was the best part of this video...
>>768926925
Probably from Hauptschule and Sonderschule
>>768926861
Except that wasn't the joke
>>768918863
Nitrotitan? Is that you?
>>768918901
Funny enough, I have a tendency to wipe my ass with those Clorox wipes. I love the bleach-burn clean feeling... pretty sure if I have these none of those eggs survive.
>>768926953
Look, I wanted Bernie to be the Primary and I laughed at this. Not that I agree with it, I just get the joke. Lighten the fuck up.
>>768927088
>hurr durr i dont have a question
no the """""JOKE"""" was the le epik gross out humor about vagina and cum. yeah. a female definitely made this comic.
>>768927127
i got baited
also,
>shitty ass soundtrack
????????????????
>>768917951
My exs tattoo
>>768926590
Underrated
>>768927302
Being used as a pleasure tool by a human nigga while being a fish nigga is like being probed by ayy lmaos the other fish niggas will never believe you.
>>768923800
>because white people are above chimping out
>>768923800
Holy shit that is the palest monkey I've ever seen.
>>768927614
>>768927774
That ain't no Usain Bolt...
>>768918588
Let me clear something up for you cucks It’s not about beating the red light it’s about not being stuck behind a slow fucking drivers
>>768919768
Thomas go to sleep
>>768928033
>impeccable logic
>>768926590
Godamned beautiful.
>>768927255
>"and then a penis sucks up the remains"
So, are you secretly a feminist, or just want attention?
>>768928519
no, its literally just "benis in bagina backwards" joke. the height of female comedy.
>>768928033
I shall now spend my day smiling as I imagine you getting madder and madder and gripping the wheel ever-tighter as you get stuck behind a series of tractors, invalid carriages and little old ladies in Nissan Micras, unable to overtake because of oncoming traffic then, when a gap appears and you red-line your engine, only to come up against the next mobile chicane 400 meters down the twisty, single-track lane.
>>768927350
...shouldnt the second set be a picture of a cat and a dog, with the same "im a cat" text on each?
You know, to fit the metaphor?
>>768919399
lost
>>768926447
It's in Wisconsin. You can see that because of the german sign
>>768928678
That would require finding a picture of a dog and the creator is clearly lazy
Conclusion: a nigger made it
>>768925777
so?
>>768928838
there is simply no other way. a nigger indeed must have created this image.
>>768928721
As a fat resident of wisconsin, i lold.
>>768928985
Fuck you I read that in his voice
>>768926714
Underrated Juicy Joseph post.
>>768926366
>>768926625
>>768926837
>>768926837
for better or worse, this syncs up with the wii music
>>768917951
https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768929887
Story?
>>768930050
fucking niggers
>>768918588
and then they don't look at you as if the don't know what they did
>>768930050
wetbacks
>>768928988
can someone explain this one to me
>>768919362
as if 4chan hasnt been like this since 2012
>>768930004
>I can't get a date
>My sixteen year old sister dates a guy for two weeks
>You and your dad were anuses
Where is the humour?
>>768918897
>r34 of Christ
>Christ exists
Checkmate faggot
>>768919686
>life has many doors, Ed-boy!
>>768930161
You're just narrow minded
>>768926295
Kill this shit.
>>768918958
I kekeld
>>768930004
Topkek anon!
>>768919525
Okee, now im on your side. You convinced me. Wel done.
>>768919445
What's a tweeker?
>>768926006
okay pal
>>768930081
Is it a tradition or random savagery?
>>768919525
>you following your own interests?
>please tell me more about following your own interests
>>768926295
he does the soyboy face like 12 times
>>768926625
to some. not me
>>768930460
im sure a bit of both
>>768930430
an addict i guess. probably methheads
>>768930690
>>768930700
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!
https://youtu.be/NvOYv9c11hM
You'll lose
>>768926702
thinking an Indian would be able to speak English that well.
>>768926447
>>768923800
Tim Hortons not Starbucks
>>768930004
This was in no way funny and also poorly written and explained.
>>768930823
We need to be encouraging this shit, not mocking them when they try
>be me
>be 27 y/o male
>be at a big party
>get a little lightheaded
>just a little
>me and my friends are having fun, as usual
>suddenly, I remembered
>my duty as a male
>shout 'PENIS' to attract attention
>'my dick is so big...'
>the people are getting curious, I let the tension sit in for a while
>'that I can penetrate!'
>I smile, as I grab the plastic cup from the table and throw it away
>I reach for a cucumber, I always have a cucumber or two ready for these occasions
>like a fucking champion, I stretch my hand way up and wave a little bit, holding a cucumber
>'look at my dong!'
>I hold the cucumber with my right hand right over the crotch, so it looks like it's my oversized and erect penis
>I get on the table and start to jump a little bit
>the other hand is doing lassos over my head
>a little bit of silly dancing to lighten the mood
>cucumber bounces up and down
>I look at people faces to see if they are laughing
>they are
>proud.png
>I squat and start throwing stuff off the table with my green willy furiously
>nothing is safe; plates will be broken
>girls are getting wet
>I take a deep breath and open up my legs, a true man's squat
>'IIIIIIII DOOMIINAAAAAtEEEE!'
>I shriek at the top of my lungs, as my face turns red and my veins turn very visible
>all the males applaud me and all the females are smiling
>mission acomplished, I reminded them that I'm an adult with a penis
>been doing this ritual since I was 13
>I'll get along with alot of males that will call me 'the well-socializing spirit'
>their favourite brother-in-law and their kids favourite uncle
>I'll have a loving wife and some kids
>what about you?
>You will never be a successful mr Penis like me
>>768930950
>We need to be encouraging this shit
Yeah, so that they drop dead from a coronary.
>>768930758
It's an improvement, but still pretty shit.
>>768931036
Some things are worth dying for. I'd certainly rather be dead than be a disgusting hamgalaxy
>>768931036
from coronary artery sclerosis?
>>768931120
>I'd certainly rather be dead than be a disgusting hamgalaxy
They would be both.
>>768918588
If they had passed you back then, they would have made the light. This is the situation they wanted to avoid.
>>768931036
whats funnier than fat people trying to be not so fat people?
Permavirgin soybois like you laughin at em.
getalife fag
>>768926769
But are you against liberals or against communists? Or socialists? Or do you even know who you are and which one is which? Or are you that retarded that you think its all the same
>>768930954
Tldr fuck you
>>768931155
lost.
>>768930950
we need to mock them for letting it get to that point
>>768931217
Cry into your Twinkie wrapper, Ham.
>>768931155
So be it. At least they went down fighting
>>768922384
Let me guess, cutfag?
>be me
>was just watching some vids on YouTube my brother is playing some flappy bird on his phone calls me over to his room says he wants to show me something
>Mfw he had a high score of over three hundred
>Mfw I can't even get over five
>>768931277
Fighting to breathe.
>>768931308
And to stand
>>768930950
nah, we need to mock them
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vadOmoyGeHQ
>>768931354
Mock away edgelord, I'm not stopping you
>>768930934
Unbearably low res brah
>>768919525
This image can't decide if genocide is good or bad.
>>768919021
That image looks like its an avatar from that sex game second life...
>>768931397
thanks, toots
you laugh then you lose.... i reckon you will all lose watching this tbh. if you win then you get ti of the video poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOz4NVv0pY
please be honest and say if you lost.
>>768931255
i was fat, now im not. you dont know me
>>768923800
thats actually a tim hortons not a starbucks. your lack of evidence leads me to believe your green text is total bullshit
>>768923800
That's NOT the story behind this you fucking nigger.
>>768923800
that is talent to be able to poop without peeing
Oh fuck me i was just watching some porn and decided to get up for the lotion forgot about headphones i accidentally unplugged them when I got up for the lotion and heard the loudest moans in existence is my life over
>>768926644
Godly
>>768923800
She should be hung for that
>>768931471
Kissyface motherfucker
>>768930522
Wtf is a soyboy?
>>768926861
Oh no you dont like jokes from people you hate
No one cares
>>768926732
Was seriously hoping the dude with a knife was gonna ask him for tree fitty and turn out to be the loch ness monster
>>768927374
Fish don't talk to each other like that.
>>768931765
They're almost as bad as newfags.
>>768927657
Wow pol neonazis have started to make ironic memes
They know they are the minority now and no one supports them
>>768931537
haha, okay lardass
>>768923800
Holy fuck canada is a shit hole
>>768931765
basically, when you drink soy, it releases estrogen that turns you into a bitch boy. They're numales
>>768923800
https://www.thestar.com/opinion/star-columnists/2018/05/17/we-should-have-empathy-at-least-a-little-for-the-tim-hortons-poop-flinger.html
I found this
>>768919079
That looks like a "poor kid" s pack
>>768919134
Dad jokes
>>768932084
People actually believe this
Oh no my testosterone!! What am I going to do without my masculinity
Apparently
>>768926861
In what way shape or form did that comic imply anything about necessarily liking sex you complete imbecile
>>768919846
Just kill yourself
>>768928572
I don't see you being hilarious you mental midget
>>768919525
Lost
>>768931772
>>768932251
>>768932281
beta orbiters detected
BENIS IS BAGINA LOL XD LMAO LOL XD LEL
>>768932335
>that much damage control
>>768926769
Cancer that killed /b/ detected
>>768932335
You're just embarrassing yourself at this point.
What are you fucking muslim? A woman can't make a reference to genitals without you fucking chimping out?
>>768919362
It's not summet though. Its may.It's also 2018 where everyone over 10 has a fucking smart phone with internet access. Shut the fuck up newfag.
>>768927276
Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?
>>768927280
Ugh, amputees think there so fuckimg hilarious...
>>768927657
Not a cringe thread, bub
>>768932395
>>768932626
i bet you stink like fucking shit
>>768932442
no, but thats all that women """"COMEDIANS""" do. defend it all you like, orbiter.
>>768927657
Does the camp that this meme's creator is mocking even exist yet? I never hear anyone on the left use the term "anti-sjw".
>>768929723
Neither you nor your friends are funny
>>768927350
Should be a dog saying "i'm a cat" on the right hand side.
Person who made this joke is a fuckin airhead.
>>768932663
I've used it and I've also been called SJW.
So I guess I'm the camp?
>>768932647
Look like we hit a nerve...
>>768932742
beta orbiter.
>>768930899
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>768932742
>we
You mean reddit?
>>768919525
wow you totally changed me on that one, bruh, totally like changed me and stuff.
pd now I hate niggers even more
>>768931837
How'd you know that? You a fucking fish or something? How did it feel being used as a fleshlight, huh? You dirty whore
>>768932756
>assblasted
>>768932784
>u mad white boys?
>>768932902
BENIS IN BAGINA LOL FUNNAY COMIC
>>768927247
I giggled
>>768927525
>do I make myself clear
That's just the cherry on top isn't it
>>768932489
>Is newfag
>Calling others newfags
Never gets old.
>>768932647
Literally chimping out. Fuck off you muslim shit.
>>768922384
wew lad
>>768930141
>pic related
>it's Goblina's father
>>768932923
>I literally can't let it go because I hate women that much
>>768930894
It's pasta designed to elicit responses you moron
>>768926861
>gets triggered by women
wew lad
>>768933449
retard
>>768927127
Lets agree to disagree
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Wabbajack_(Skyrim)
>>768930430
A paranoiac.
>>768930823
You know what good for them! Seriously, they see a problem and their getting together and fixing it. Good shit
>>768931120
>I'd certainly rather be dead than be a disgusting hamgalaxy
Zyzz, is that you?
>>768926732
>niggered
>>768933584
sick cunt
>>768933290
this is some new level of tryharding
>>768933584
who'd want to touch a girl anyway, bitch might steal your proteins just from skin contact
>>768933734
let me make one thing clear. i dont care who made the comic. man or woman. its just not fucking funny.
>>768930950
in person, yeah.
But im gonna laugh at them here.
>>768931118
He doesn't want to be the center of attention and yet bitches when no one talks to him?
Ok dumbass.
>>768918588
>88
HH
>>768933584
that guy is obviously gay as fuck. Prolly thinks girls are gross.
>>768930161
You must be new here friendo
>>768923108
Thats pretty good
>>768933809
And let me make one thing clear. You chimped out because you thought it was a woman. There is no fucking backing out of this. You're weird. Move on.
>>768933809
never said it was funny, but the fact that someone can sperg that much over it is pathetic
>>768918843
LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
>>768934096
>>768934110
ah, so it was about it being a woman. beta orbiters.
>>768928988
Poor Goblina. I always feel sympathy for her.
>>768926295
Faggot
>>768930950
they really should just die. they're only going to strain their hearts and damage their ligaments. their stupid legs are so fucked up, they are only going to ruin their hips, if they even live 20 more years, which they won't.
the only solution aside from death is serious surgery, chopping out 50 lbs, and then a year in recovery and learning to walk again. there is no way they could ever "slim down" without serious surgery.
