Celeb thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Celeb thread
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>>768906690
Xena's tits
>>768906690
>>768906690
mommy nipples :P
>>768906989
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMMYYYYU
>>768907065
MOMMMM!YYYYYYYYY
>>768906929
Earth's Mightiest Mammaries
>>768907083
MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
>>768907065
>>768907083
>>768907107
No anon hard cock to suck on while he looks at celeb pics ;(
>>768907104
I think we both know that's not true
>>768907252
i want to give her a hug
>>768907302
she married the schnozberries guy
>>768907104
Most flawless breasts I've ever seen.
>>768907197
it's rough out here
>>768907324
behind the front of the back?
>>768907426
Can I suck while you look at Rowan
>>768907426
Don't even think about fucking Rowan, Chad. You'd split her open
>>768907430
hs urcym
>>768907302
>>768907426
wherever i want, then take her home with me because she's mine
>>768907561
i would like that but I'm not really in the mood for lewd
>>768907781
It’s okay you don’t have to do anything, I’ll suck
>>768907252
>>768907777
>>768907845
what's got you horny tonight?
>>768907883
First time in my life it's happened.
>>768908125
I literally rolled quints before breakfast this morning.
>>768908125
'grats senpai
>>768908234
>senpai
lovely pussy
>>768907853
why is this fat bootied girl touching my bikini babe?
>>768908008
Nothing in specific, just need to please
>>768908319
stay away from ASR and Sammy u big jerk
>>768908297
(๑•ᴗ•๑)
>>768907678
Is that movie worth a torrent?
My favorite ladies
Park Ji-Hyo. Ultimate bias from Twice.
>>768908593
No and stop trying to recruit them into your bikini babe army
>>768908746
I will never relent. do you freakin understand me?
>>768908716
I've been lurking those kpop threads on /trash/ lately. comfy breads tbf
One bikini babe per person.
>>768908894
Well...it's a comfy genre...
ever see that episode of icarly where freddy types "ddos" on his laptop?
>>768909040
not a bikini
someone bring Selena plz!
>>768909040
I'll take 2 please
>>768908692
KMF
>>768908678
yes
>>768909286
Why must we always choose? I can never pick between them.
>>768909278
I guess it's fair, but only cause my bikini babe has the equivalent hotness of two of them.
>>768909040
I can haz bikini babe?
>>768909434
Choosing is fun!
>>768909040
>This is now a bikini thread
>>768907252
those hips are killer
>>768909434
I just wanna marry Lili and not sex her, just hugs
>>768909617
More Queen!!
>>768909434
redhead is asking for a load
>>768909769
>>768909473
Haha, you're funny
>>768909511
I know, but they're all so perfect
>>768909767
Lili would make the perfect wife
>>768909857
Ikr, she’s my angel and no one could take her from me
>>768908894
you will never feel those nice legs around your waist. give up
>>768909857
Cami would be better wife :3
Is Victoria Justice the type to strip down to a bikini and high heels and dance on her cousin's lap?
>>768910200
She's such a sweetheart
>>768910345
Oh I'd wife her so fast. Any of the Rivercuties would make me a happy man tbh
>>768910560
A definite sweetheart, Cami can be used for sex though :)
>>768910635
Get greedy and have a threesome
>>768910560
I want Lili to watch me drill Cami's pussy
>>768910703
>>768910703
Lili would never allow that, would she?
I know madi and cami would be up for it, though.
>>768910635
Cami will be "used" for nothing. She is just as worthy of unconditional love as Lili.
>>768910812
You've had one before?
>>768907430
i love Emma Watson
>>768910884
N-no
>>768906690
aaaawww yeaaaah!
Lucy Lawless!
love me some warrior princess.
>>768907302
best chick on Firefly
>>768911561
best chick on Firefly
Does anyone have pics of this Jew girls feet?
>>768912292
best chick on Firefly
>>768909074
agreed!
>>768912654
holy fuck Peyton's legs are insane
>>768912698
Cringe
>>768911314
>>768912760
>Cringe
>>768912698
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>768912819
>>768912765
Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit
in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence
of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing
the value in me.
This is the story of how I, Elliot Rodger, came to be. This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story
of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will
disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did
not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this
story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful
child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure…
>>768912886
On the morning of July 24th, 1991, in a London hospital, I was born. I breathed in the first breath of
life as I entered this world, weighing only 5.4 pounds. My parents must have been filled with happiness
and pride that day. They had just witnessed the birth of their first child, and they named me Elliot Oliver
Robertson Rodger.
I was born to young parents. My father, Peter Rodger, was only 26 when he impregnated my mother,
Chin, who was 30. Peter is of British descent, hailing from the prestigious Rodger family; a family that
was once part of the wealthy upper classes before they lost all of their fortune during the Great
Depression. My father’s father, George Rodger, was a renowned photojournalist who had taken very
famous photographs during the Second World War, though he failed to reacquire the family’s lost
fortune. My mother is of Chinese descent. She was born in Malaysia, and moved to England at a young
age to work as a nurse on several film sets, where she became friends with very important individuals in
the film industry, including George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. She even dated George Lucas for a short
time.
My mother and father had been married for a couple of years before my mother became pregnant
with me. In fact, her pregnancy was an accident. She had been taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but
when she visited my father on one of his film sets, she fell ill and the medication she took for that illness
thwarted the effect of the anti-pregnancy pills, and so their lovemaking during this period resulted in my
life.
>>768912886
crush my balls pey D:
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood
>>768912971
D:
>>768913068
Only a couple of months after my birth, I went on my first vacation. My parents took me on a boat to
France. I was already a traveler! Of course, I have no memories of this trip. My mother said that I cried a
lot.
At the time that I was born, my mother and father were living in a house in London, but shortly after
my birth they decided to move to the countryside. We moved to a large house made of red brick in the
county of Sussex, with vast grass fields surrounding it. The house even had a name: The Old Rectory.
This was where I spent my early childhood, the first five years of my life, and it was beautiful. The
memories I have of this period are only memories of happiness and bliss.
My father was a professional photographer at the time, just in the stage of becoming a director. My
mother gave up her nursing career to stay at home and look after me. My grandma on my mother’s side,
who I would call Ah Mah, moved in with us to help out my mother. I would spend a lot of time with Ah Mah during these years
>>768913150
oh fuck yeah
>>768913150
and the ugly people losers try to act attrative the ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and is ugly and it look ugly way cause the ugly people losers are ugly but got alot of ugly help so even poop can look good if got ugly help like the ugly people losers so fuck this race race and fuck tv all it is going to do make you down while the ugly short bitch try to make people feel down if people got tricked by the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way so fuck this rat race and fuck tv and there ugly and cock block people ugly way and torture people when got rid of all the people that is better then them even attrative loser people that the ugly people losers get them angry by saying is loser and the ugly people losers smell worse then shit and is ugly and short and get angry and look ugly and that ugly loser midget piss me off cause hes ugly and a loser and try to be better then people ugly way and cant do anything and is ugly and is short and try to be better then people ugly way by getting people introuble ugly way and or try to kill people ugly way and while try to act attrative in public the ugly way and its lame and nobody says nothing cause the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and control the resources and the short ugly bitch try to read who dont pretend to like them and give them bad services so why the ugly people losers expect the ugly popular people to be better then ugly people losers if everybody has to pretend to like ugly people losers cause give bad services and outnumber everybody if people bully the ugly people losers that try to be better then people ugly way maybe cause the ugly short bitch hurt people ugly way so dont get bullied and help the ugly people losers the ugly way so dont get bullied while the ugly short bitch and ugly people losers try to be better then people ugly way and the ugly people losers that smell worse then poop try to be better then people ugly way
>>768913150
>>768913181
>oh fuck yeah
>>768913248
I love this fucking bimbo
>>768913268
And same thing to you
>>768913295
did you guys saw deadpool 2???
YUKIO IS BEAUTIFUL
This was a time of discovery, excitement, and fun. I had just entered this new world, and I knew
nothing of the pain it would bring me later on. I enjoyed life with innocent bliss. I can remember playing
in the fields and going on long walks with Ah Mah to pick berries. She would always warn me not to
touch the stinging nettles that sometimes grew in our fields, but my curiosity got the better of me, and I
got stung a few times. There was a swing in the back of our yard, which I had many good times on.
The first birthday I remember was my 3rd birthday. My parents threw a party for me in our field. I had
a helicopter birthday cake. I can remember one of my friend’s parents cutting off the first piece and
giving it to my friend. I threw a tantrum because I was expecting to get the first piece… It was my
birthday after all. My father bought me a toy tractor that I could ride around in, and I would play with it
all the time after that.
Sometime after my 3rd birthday, we all went on a vacation to Malaysia, my mother’s home country. I
have only flashes of memory of that vacation. I enjoyed it very much. We visited a few of my mother’s
relatives.
For preschool, I was enrolled at Dorsett House, an upscale all-boys private school in the countryside,
near where we lived. I was forced to wear a uniform, which I hated because I had to wear
uncomfortable socks up to my knees. I was very nervous and I cried on my first day there. I can
remember two friends I made by name, George and David. I would always play in the sandpit with them.
I didn’t like school at Dorsett House very much. I found the rules to be too strict. My least favorite
part of it was the football sessions. I never understood the game and I could never keep up with the
other boys in the field, so I always stood by the goal-keeper and pretended to be the “second goalkeeper”.
>>768913331
pls continue nigribro
So I might die while I’m trying to scape where I’m stuck here trapped ugly way more likely people losers a short in ugly copy me and try to be better than people ugly way and I’ll number everybody and smell worse than dog shit like my short ugly loser father and ugly loser people smell worse than dog shit and I’ll number everybody that’s why you should talk to him and watch TV shows and things like that while the ugly people answers try to make more bronze likely way things that we would like anything play Monopoly way That’s why it’s kind of sad for me and frustrating for me can you can relax just try to let you guys know about about that and the ugly in Truckee better than people ugly way and try to trap more people ugly when shall be better than people ugly way because you’re short and ugly on and they smell worse than dog shit is lame and ugly loser and that’s why he stays home all day is my worst
>my dad didn't kill himself reeee
And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer
>>768913515
hot jiggle t b h
>>768907399
you ain't seen much then, son
So anyway so I can’t really tell people that ugly people losers are disgusting and nasty and sure and smell of shit and has cancer because the ugly people this is the shorter nasties just got a lot of people ugly by and just give you a bad services ugly why are you people keep bringing it up while the ugly people should be better than people are going away for 40 people to like them ugly were good people bad service is at we were like putting on TV shows like you know like things to make them look bad and things like that ugly word orAdd services a good way and it’s it’s just it’s just a stupid way to go she’s not a smart way to do that way and everybody’s miserable because they have to pretend and people sad that’s what is the crop world but I just I’m still trying to think there’s anything missing that I need like the main things I really want to do before I die in this crowd world and they try to change everything a good way because they try to read me ugly way and has cancer what is the main thing will I guess have sex with a girlTwo girls and like three more years of resting what sucks is not all that great and resting is not all that great but since I’m here I guess I’ll just do it for fun look up a project for the ugly people and you should’veBut as cancers are you better than me ugly way and it’s ugly and try to kill me ugly way so it’s gonna be difficult
And the ugly believe the smell of poop and dumb and I did and I do talk to and he has cancer not you talk to you talk to woman that woman is not that great actually so you die so basically the only thing that I’m scared of is God putting me to Hell if I mess up too much year is the only thing I’m kind of worried about so I have to do things and cancer and he’s ugly and has cancer and so I have to do things to make sure that that’s not pissed at me and I guess I don’t really care about eating I guess I don’t care really much about roasting but I do want to use the MacBook though still you’re so want to use the MacBook really I don’t care I just want to rest little bit more than I die but I just want to make sure I’m right with God must wanna know that God I just wanna know And he has cancer oh poop and I just want to tell people that he has cancer and I want to God that I will be able to use Jeremy ugly were in trouble you better than me ugly way I’ll try to give me in trouble we were any has cancer in the ugly people losers very better than me try to be better than the other way so I hope God can try to give me a break don’t get too angry and then he has cancer and don’t get too angry when I try to defend myself and the ugly people losing track change things ugly way and he has cancer wild ugly people losers try to read me but the thingSo I got to make sure I’m right with God even if the ugly people losers read me and copy me to help them go to a go to heaven easier because the ugly people losers that’s lame is my worst dog should disable to read me ugly way and ugly people losers of number everybody try to be better
>>768913561
you can say tbh on dis board
My favorite part was playing in the woods after lunch. There was a particular climbing structure
that I had a lot of fun with.
My preschool class once went on a field trip to the park, where I had the misfortune of getting lost.
As my class was eating lunch, I ventured off to another area of the park, and when I returned, my class
had moved on. I remember panicking and asking strangers for help. It was a terrifying experience for
me. I was eventually led to my class by the strangers I talked to.
I remember one funny incident when we were taking school pictures. They forced us to sit crosslegged,
which I hated doing, so I absolutely refused to sit that way for the picture. The teachers
eventually conceded, and the picture was taken with me being the only one sitting differently.
The holiday season was the best part of the year for me. It must have been very cold in England, but I
don’t remember the cold. I just remember how much fun I had. I was filled with joy when it started
snowing outside – I loved playing in the snow. My father helped me build a snowman once. We would
start with little snowballs, and roll them around our field until we formed the body, and then we would decorate it.
>my heart is perfectly healthy reeee
>>768913645
maybe i don't want to
ever think of that smart-ass?
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
>>768913693
jesus christ
That would be wonderful dancer local people‘s mobile station is ugly and is there any cancer now even if I do it will have a experiencing now but once I die I won’t be able to explain soon cause I’ll be dead then because alive you can enjoy it while you have cancer you can use make fun of them both when you get here make fun of them and Kendra are you just that when you meet him is that a cancer in humans everything and just sleepActing and brushing your teeth cleaning your skin and cleaning your hair so for nothing you just sleep showing off in the club will be nice there for nothing he just sleeping in when you look in joy the time but you can’t wait anymore what you do or you can join can join any more chemo photos for you to join me before then you can jump in the pool with you so you can humidifier them know what we can move forward with your sleepIt’s like everything is just a waste of time in the trailer with me and he has cancer and he’s ugly and his cancer in the ugly people losers of number of the body and is leaning out number everybody and smell worse than dog shit in Germany better than people ugly way and I’ll number everybody like the new people so yeah just for the religion and religious life little bit comfortable to like a project for something like that and the good people is your cell number everybody and try to be better than people ugly wayThis one OK and he has cancer in the liver live with this right OK in the ugly people lose your number everybody and try to be better than people ugly way in the room
>>768908716
SANA~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
>my blood pressure isn't that high reee
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>my dad is in heaven not hell reeee
I'm very confused.
>they just don't know they're gay yet reee
>my dad is dead as disco reeee
>>768914200
Checked
>>768914066
Checked
>>768913999
Checked
>my dad was a coward reee
>>768913733
Checked
>>768913599
Checked
>>768914307
did robertsfag dad kill himself?
>
Checked
what is even going on at this point
>>768913488
Checked
>>768913222
Checked
>>768911733
Checked
>>768910399
Checked
>>768910200
Checked
>>768914368
yes
>>768909911
Checked
>>768914584
wow. that's fucked up.
>>768909511
Checked
>>768907700
Checked
she legg me
>>768907399
Checked
>>768914681
Nessa OwO
>>768906955
Checked
>>768914720
u3u
>>768914618
weak bloodline
>>768914584
Robertsfag should follow in his fathers footsteps.
>>768914368
Yes, because the stories posted here are fact and nothing less
>>768914333
Checked
rose widda rose
>>768914873
total cutie
>Robertsfag's dad killed himself
Coast to Coast AM is shit tonight
Time to post Brinas instead
>>768914366
Checked
>>768914977
Checked
>>768915033
Checked
ho was posting twice??
i want SANA
>>768915099
Checked
>>768915001
>>768914972
>>768915119
not checked
>>768915099
what's wrong with her face?
>>768915204
a fuck was not given
>>768915252
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>768914277
Checked
>>768914200
Checked
>>768915299
Checked
>>768915458
>>768915479
not checked
>>768914970
yeah he did. sad really.
>>768915832
good job
>>768915869
Not true.
>>768915912
how did he die?
>>768915912
unfortunately it is
>>768915869
>>768915954
Really? You were there? Tell me more
>the detectives said it wasn't suicide reeee
>>768915946
A type of condition similar to sudden cardiac arrest
>>768916045
having an erection lasting more than 4 hours without consulting their doctor?
Retard
>>768916338
>tmp filename
lul
>>768916565
RIP to who ever the fuck thread that belongs to
>>768908421
I mean if you really want to...
