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We are here to contain the Outbreak of Dubs. Get Checked.
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Please
There's a child here
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>>768903089
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Oh no.
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>>768903361
yes
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I am here to help. This suit is all the protection I need.
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>>768902930
Here we go
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um
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not a single dubs yet. pathetic.
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Well boys looks like we don't have a problem here.
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Roll
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>>768903955
Fuck let's Get to work!
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>>768903955
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no dubs here
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>>768904100
Well shit!
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I'm clean fuckos not a single dub on me
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>>768904100
infected
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no dubs on me
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>>768904200
ITS ATTACKING THE OUTBREAK TEAM FUCK
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>>768904244
>>768904200
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>>768904200
We were just trying to help.
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>>768904299
burns it with fire
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Re-rollin'
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>>768902930
I'm not sick
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w0t does dub
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>>768904352
am I good?
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>>768903660
>thumbnail
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if someone gets trips does that means everyone dies?
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YOUR PROBLEM IS HERE
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>>768904590

God I hope so
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>>768904566
One of ussss
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>>768904566
No, you're doomed
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>>768904566
>am i good
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>>768904567
Damn right I did son
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Just passing through
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>>768904666
>trips
This cant be good
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>>768904666
>>768904590
>>768904641
I guess we're all gonna die now.
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>>768904590
>>768904641
>>768904666
Well fuck guess everyone's dead?
If I get trips my blood is the cure.
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I am NOT sick
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>>768904666
Holy shit
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>>768904770
>damn right i did son
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>>768904855
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I got vaccinated, haven’t had dubs in months
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>>768904855
You're fucked... WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOIS
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>>768904955
You lying piece of shit
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Thank God I am immune to dubs
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>>768904896
Stop hurting my self esteem
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>>768902930
im clean you can check me
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Oh fuk
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Dubbly bubbly
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Things are not good in the thread. We can't contain the outbreak. We must figure out the Death Roll.
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Death roll here
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I'm clean. I swear
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Re-roll for death and I'm out
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am i...am i okay?
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>>768904799
>>768904800
Someone take these men away.

>>768905110
>>768905220
You were so close to trips that we have to question you.

I am Birb Snail. Defender of the border.
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>>768905279
>>768905282
>>768905306
>>768905376
You're all good.
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>>768905206
>>768905091
You're fine.
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>>768905095
>stop hurting my self esteem
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>>768905633
Fuck
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>>768902930
Hurrr Da Burrr Mahara Dabruh Dar
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>>768905590
Dude your such a freakin bonner
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>>768902930

dubs disgust me
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>>768905662
You're good.

>>768905722
We have to take you away.. I'm afraid the hospitals are filled, we have to euthanize you.
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i fucked a dead hooker so i think i got a little bit more than dubs i should be worried about. but i have dubs too sadly.
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>>768905722
Gay chemicals got to him
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>>768905722
>>768905633
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Check em
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>>768905811
we will remember you
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>>768905689
>Dude your such a freakin bonner
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>>768902930
I don't have dubs guys, honest.
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Mr stark, i dont feel so good...
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>>768905954
I'm reporting you to Chritsopher Poole. You're dead fucking kiddo
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NIADS
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>>768905977
God fucking damnit
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>>768905977
KILL HIM
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>>768905977
I am out of here fuck this.
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>>768905940
It's only 11. Besides I'm the Birb Snail, cannot infect or die from it, just a carrier
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>>768905971
>>768906091
Good!
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>>768906061
>I'm reporting you to Chritsopher Poole. >You're dead fucking kiddo
n.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Don't worry it's just a cold!
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>>768906277
YOUR fuckin dead kiddo
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>>768906326
You seem to be fine.. get that weird autistic kid of yours checked out though.
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>>768906353
Not involved but..

My fucking dead kiddo? Oh my gosh! My son!
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>>768906353
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>>768906277

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, y you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the p idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>768906366
Don't touch me. get him!
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>>768906474
You're fine.. your nose is a little weird though, sir. Carry on.
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>>768906277
Dude I'm so sorry please dont kill me man
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>>768904955
all these people getting BTFO
glad im immune
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>>768906471
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>>768906657
Could i pass on through?
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>>768907256
Sure...
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>>768907296
Something wrong, sir?
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I've never had dubs I swear
no need to check I'm clean I promise
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>>768906471
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>>768907445
>>768907567
Go through.
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>>768902930
youll never catch me fuckers!
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>>768907800
Just think of the farm anon.
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>>768907800
We got you kid, and the hospital is full. Time fo the oven!
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>>768907800
Just look at the flowers, anon
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>>768907904
>>768907937
haha, you missed me!
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>>768907937
THIS IS SAVAGERY! YOU CANNOT JUST SLAUGHTER INNOCENTS! PLEASE STOP!
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i haven't had any anal sex lately so i think im good
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check em not dubs
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im immune guys don't worry
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>>768908244
well then
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>>768908244
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>>768908244
Oof.
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>>768908300
...
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>>768908300
kek
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>>768908344
kek
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>>768908399
Kek
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>>768905590
i fucking love this subplot. also pls spare me the rod no dubs thanks
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>>768908399
kek
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I have to see my children can you please just let me pass I have to find my children
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>>768908300
I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS! I'LL SAVE THEM BEFORE YOU CAN CAUSE MORE PAIN! RUN ANONS!!!
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Dub free since 03 nigger
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Well lick my ass and call me Shirley.
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>>768908344
Kek
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>>768908463
>i fucking love this subplot
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dub on these nutties
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>>768908623
You cheating faggot this is our thing
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>>768908399
kek
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>>768908623
thanks
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>>768908661
>you cheating faggot
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>>768908756
Step off of my man bitch
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Check em bois
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>>768908860
>step off my man bitch
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>>768908611
Get him
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>>768908860
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>>768909005
You live!
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>>768902930
by whose authority are you operating this quarantine?
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>>768908616
runs while kekking manically

fok jou
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>>768909057
>get a load of this guy
This is why I was fired from my desk job at the sperm bank
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>>768909199
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>>768909090
I've actually fallen in love with that drawing of a woman. I don't know why but I know that if I find someone who looks like her I will be truly happy in life.
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>>768909199
God
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>>768909199
The lord knows his people, so we must eradicate the sick with righteous fury. He will be your judge, not I.
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>>768909299
>sperm bank
>desk job
>fired
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>>768909299
INFECTED
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>>768909299
And your dubs are why you're dying today
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>>768909388
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>>768909419
>>768909441
Would you kill a sweet anime grill like me?
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>>768909522
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>>768909522
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>>768909361
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>>768909538
yes a would, i would choke you
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>>768909361
>I've actually fallen in love with that drawing of a woman
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>>768909522
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Are you a black guy who loves to fuck and fuck good?

If you're a hot black guy and you wanna fuck me, fuck me.

If you wanna move in you can move in, but you gotta fuck me. I-I need to be fucked a lot man.

Free food. Free rent and everything else man. Here's the deal man.

Men from jail; homeless- or Um... if your a thug, you wanna come move in. You're friend can move in too man.

Free rent, you get lease and a key. Fuck me.

Piss on me. Beat me. I’m home here now.

If you see me and you wanna come over today and try it out- try it out man. If you're in my building. Try it out. You wanna fuckin' piss on me. Try it out.

Serious replies only, just fuck me

I'm lookin' for hardcore guys and mean it, and wanna do it, and I want it delivered.

I'm a hot white trash cum dump, lets fuck.

Rub rub rub
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>>768909635
STOP BEING MEAN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
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>>768909701
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>>768909652
you a woman?
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>>768909538
To rape your corpse. Belguim wasn't very fulfilling
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>>768909579
I am so...so in love...
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>>768909701
This one is trying us brothers
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>>768909785
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>>768909746
>STOP BEING MEAN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER>>768909746
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>>768909866
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>>768902930
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>>768909781
No. No rape jokes here good sir. Rape is not at all funny and my sister has suffered through it. When my dad gets my VR headset I'm coming after you because I am the hero of the internet and I destroy scum like you just like Billy Mays in a infomercial
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>>768902930
I think I might have it
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>>768910008
no pls, im a virgin
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Attention! Attention! We are prepping to cleanse this area. All people in the outbreak area please stay put. Only quads will stop the Purge. Don't try to defend yourself you will be cleansed.
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>>768904352
whats a dub?
and how do I keep from accidentally getting one
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>>768910111
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>>768910111
dear god im a goner
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>>768910111
Im sorry child, god will reward your chastity, just close your eyes.
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>>768910175
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>>768910113
Don't worry guys I got this
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>>768910038
>No. No rape jokes here good sir. Rape is not at all funny and my sister has suffered through it. When my dad gets my VR headset I'm coming after you because I am the hero of the internet and I destroy scum like you just like Billy Mays in a infomercial
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We are ready to go.
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>>768910260
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>>768910314
OXYCLEAN
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>>768910391
Hawt
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>>768910437
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>>768910459
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>>768910538
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
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Let's get to work boys. No survivors.
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Goodbye you guys
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>>768902930
only singles here
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>>768902930
All good here
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>>768910653
>>768910696
>>768910732
Targets ahead
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>>768910732
Looks like we got em all, time to wrap this up and eat some jelly donuts
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r
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iv found the hive mind that controls the dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrvtq5vDmk
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End
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Nothing to see here, doctor
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>>768910273
s-sarcasm haha
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>>768911399
Get him!
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I have a lookout to the East. No sign of survivors sir.
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>>768911399
Well I've been infected make it painless will ya?
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>>768911488
Get him!
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